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Maria Menounos’ Killer Tight Body

I kind of mentioned the other day that I thought Maria Menounos’ booty wasn’t as tight as I’d like it, I think she just had on some dumpy sweatpants, but it looks like the rest of her is certainly tight as hell. Here she is posing in her sexy little spandex pants and one of the smallest sports bras I’ve ever seen. This is more like it. If I take up ballroom dancing, will I get to snuggle up to hotties like this on patio furniture? I highly doubt it.

Miley Cyrus Continues Her Tank Top Tour

If you think you’ve seen these exact pictures of Miley Cyrus before, you’re probably right. It seems like every day I get shots of the chick walking around in those same spandex pants and that same hipster tank top, sometimes her bra is poking out, other times her nipples look chilly, but pretty much always the same thing. I’m sick of it, I’d even let her bring back those disgusting mom jean short shorts. I need a change.

Maria Menounos Works Her Spandex Booty

Ever since Maria Menounos started rehearsing for that Dancing With The Stars garbage, I’ve been keeping a close eye on her booty. Well, I always keep a close eye on her booty, but I’ve been paying special attention to it lately to see if there are any changes now that she’s dancing pretty much every day. Sadly, it looks exactly the same to me. Obviously I love the little thing, but I was kind of hoping it would be all toned and even more awesome by now. I guess I’d have to see it up close just to be sure. Call me and we can set up a viewing.

Maria Menounos Hot Stripper Belly Piercing

I’ve written enough posts about Maria Menounos walking in and out of the Dancing With The Stars studios that you should pretty much all know the drill by now. Hot booty in spandex pants pretty much sums it all up. But this time she decided to show a little more skin with an eighties inspires crop top. Nicely done lady. I want to suck that cheesy stripper belly button piercing out of her awesome tight tummy. Call me.

Maria Menounos’ Cute Dancing Booty

I love that Maria Menounos is on this season of Dancing With The Stars , not because I’m excited to record it and masturbate to her dancing in slow motion or anything creepy like that, but because I get to stare at pictures of her heading to the dance studio everyday and I love it. Here she is taking her cute little booty for a workout in a nice pair of spandex pants. That thing is just getting better and better. Keep up the good work.

Maria Menounos’ Big Bouncing Breasts

Here are a few shots of my favorite Greek hottie Maria Menounos going for a little jog on her way to work the other day with that douche from Saved By The Bell . How is that guy still a thing? Anyhow, not exactly the best of pictures, but I bet those big breasts looked awesome bouncing down that sidewalk. Hot. I also included a video of her hanging out in her bikini in New York just for good measure. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos’ Bikini Body Is Winner

I don’t know the whole story, and I can’t be bothered to look up the details to be honest, but it seems that Greek goddess Maria Menounos made some sort of Super Bowl bet that involved her stripping down to a little bikini in the middle of Times Square if the New York Giants won….. Awesome!!! If I had known that I would have been cheering a whole hell of a lot harder Sunday evening. Today is definitely a special day.

Tamara Ecclestone Sexy Boat Captain

Here’s Tamara Ecclestone opening the London International Boat Show the other day in a sexy little dress. I thought this chick was worth a few billion dollars, what the hell is she doing working a boat show? Maybe she got cut off and needs to fend for herself. I highly doubt it, but that would be awesome. Anyhow, she looks good, she’d look better with me on her arm, but what can you do. I like the captain’s hat, permission to come aboard.

Melanie Iglesias Is One Hot Santa

I don’t know what could be a better gift this holiday season than a hot piece of ass like this Melanie Iglesias chick stripping out of her Santa costume down to her sexy festive lingerie. Merry Christmas indeed. Not only that, but she’s hanging out, trimming the tree, and having a great old time with a team of half naked hotties. Amaze. This just got me into the holiday spirit.

Maria Menounos Shows Us Her Puppies

I almost forgot to post these pictures of Maria Menounos walking her annoying looking poodle yesterday. What was I thinking? I don’t want her to think that I’m an A-Hole or anything, I’m sure she already does, but that beast has got to go. How am I supposed to be seen walking the streets with this hottie if that thing is constantly going to be hanging around? Not happening. I’m sure we can turn it into a nice purse or something and we can get on with our lives.