I don’t know if posting this counts as kiddie porn…I figure I’m safe since they are public figures…I mean Selena Gomez is an actual Sex Offender and she doesn’t hide it….she puts it out there in pictures and at events like it is some publicity stunt that I assume it is….and she doesn’t get arrested and either shoul you for jerking off to it…. So if sex offenders showing off sex offender tit with their underage boyfriends they molest is your thing…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER ASS AND TITTIES HALF NAKED FOLLOW THIS LINK
Wanna know how Blake Lively got that bruise on her calf? Getting fucked. By Leonardo DiCaprio, when he found out she leaked nude pics to the world in some kind of publicity stunt she hopes lands her a reality show like she was a Kardashian, and he felt the need to treat her like the little whore she is, cuz little whores are bad girls and there’s only one way to teach them anything, and that’s with your dick…or maybe she bumped into a coffee table, but I don’t see any fun in that…
I guess when the pressure of being on the worst show on TV lifted, but more importantly when the realization that she’d never be accepted as a celebrity….she was legitimately just 5 minutes of MTV backstory to make Spencer Pratt, someone else you’ve probably forgotten, seem more three dimensional….bitch turned to eating. Her body once LOOKED LIKE THIS IN A BIKINI , and not the sloppy unfortunate mess you see today… It’s one of those cameras are finally off and I can eat that extra piece of cake, fuck it, give me the entire fucking cake situations….all that stress and feelings of inadequacies disappear in those 3 minutes of pleasure you get when you’re jacked up on butter…. Who really cares, fat,sloppy or not, she still is a fucking cancer on our lives….send her back to the obscurity she’s been living in so nicely the last couple of years…. To See the Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK
I know Vanessa Hudgens so well, that her lawyer actually emails me. Sure. It was in the form of threatening letters that if I don’t remove her nude pics, even though they were censored nude pics, that he’d get me charged for kiddie porn, depsite the fact that Vanessa Hudgens was clearly the Kiddie Porn producer, and even owned the copyright on said kiddie porn… So me and Vanessa have a real solid bond, one where she probably doesn’t know I exist, but where I know what her alleged 17 year old, hungry for attention, unshaved box looks like, even though, I’m pretty sure she was 18 in the pics, and the whole leaking of them was some kind of publicity stunt, as it always is. Either way, I guess I’m a fan, mainly because any bitch willing to put her naked body out there, even though nudity isn’t a big deal, is a bitch I respect because it is my life goal to see every woman in the world naked, sure I’ll come short, but at least I know I’m gonna die trying.. She is the face of Candies, she got in her underwear, this time cuz it was paying and not for fun, and the whole thing is not very hot, unless of course you think Vanessa Hudgens and her chipmunk face is, in which case, you’ll be down.
I know Vanessa Hudgens so well, that her lawyer actually emails me. Sure. It was in the form of threatening letters that if I don’t remove her nude pics, even though they were censored nude pics, that he’d get me charged for kiddie porn, depsite the fact that Vanessa Hudgens was clearly the Kiddie Porn producer, and even owned the copyright on said kiddie porn… So me and Vanessa have a real solid bond, one where she probably doesn’t know I exist, but where I know what her alleged 17 year old, hungry for attention, unshaved box looks like, even though, I’m pretty sure she was 18 in the pics, and the whole leaking of them was some kind of publicity stunt, as it always is. Either way, I guess I’m a fan, mainly because any bitch willing to put her naked body out there, even though nudity isn’t a big deal, is a bitch I respect because it is my life goal to see every woman in the world naked, sure I’ll come short, but at least I know I’m gonna die trying.. She is the face of Candies, she got in her underwear, this time cuz it was paying and not for fun, and the whole thing is not very hot, unless of course you think Vanessa Hudgens and her chipmunk face is, in which case, you’ll be down.
So I saw these pictures of Amanda Crew and thought to myself that those legs are on another fucking level….so I decided to investigate since I never heard of her and I found out she is 24, she is from Canada, she was on a show called 15/Love but she left that smalltime shit and hit Hollywood hard in shit like Sex Drive, She’s the Man and Final Destination 3 and no matter how insignificant that sounds, she’s probably made more money than 95% of us with this shit, cuz acting is the biggest scam going…once you get into the shit…you get paid at least 5,000 dollars a day….and that’s some fucking serious drinking money…and these are some serious pretty much unknown but soon to be everywhere legs. Pics via Bauer
Maybe it’s just my imagination….because I tend to be semi confused…especially when drunk and hung over…but it seems like all these interbred starlets kinda look the fucking same and run the same game…cuz if you asked me who these were pictures of…I’d say Kim Kardashian back when she was just sending nude pics to her white boyfriend, before eating her ass thick, and going to the darkside filled with Sex Tapes and useless trashiness that got her her own TV show…but instead it’s just Vanessa Hudgens, flat assed and pretending her boyfriend is straight cuz that’s how Disney Contracts work…but at least she’s done the nude pics to her boyfriend like any good girl looking for purpose….even if they weren’t good enough to jerk off to cuz she’s one of those young pussies that’s better off clothed…. Either way, here she is doing her bullshit….. Pics via Bauer
I never understood why Fox never got arrested for Kiddie Porn back when they cast Mila Kunis as Jackie, the only pussy worth fucking on That 70’s Show, I mean other than Danny Masterson’s…don’t let that beard and bad DJing confuse you. I did understand why they took the risk and didn’t care about getting arrested for Kiddie porn back when they cast Mila Kunis as Jackie, because shes the kind of 14 year old pussy you pretend showed you fake ID when the cops come knocking. Seriously, this bitch has it going on and also knows how to waste it, with her decade-long relationship with Culkin, that was fortunate enough to accidentally see and be disgusted by when I got backstage passes to some live Family Guy Show reading years ago. It didn’t annoyed me then and it doesn’t annoys me now, but I was never one of those losers who ever thought I’d bang these starlets, or felt ruined when they tainted their pussy with shit, no matter how much I liked them….If anything, I always found that conversation irritating…you know the whole “look at this bitch’s boyfriend” and the room of jock morons sigh like they just found out they would never fuck her, even though that fact was kinda already written in their destiny…if you know what I mean…. I’m just happy she’s working, so I can be watchin’… Pics via Bauer
I think these pictures were expected. You see, if you’re a budding popstar in training who hasn’t turned 18 yet, there are standards you need to meet to get noticed, and those standards are being a little fucking slut about the shit, because guys are fucking perverts and seeing underage girls slutty get us excited cuz we’re not allowed to take nude pictures of them, unless we are Perez Hilton, in which case Kiddie Porn laws don’t apply, or in the UK and Canada where you don’t need pictures because you’re already trying to convince them to have anal for the first time, cuz by 17 you already know that pussy’s been visited a few times, because this is a new generation….an generation who thinks wearing Garter Belts like a secretary trying to seduce her boss in the 50’s since at 15…something I’ve never been able to convince my wife to wear…but that’s because she is so fat garters don’t come in her size, so I had to try to improvise with Bungee cord and a tarp and it turns out that lingerie designing isn’t really my strength, but getting excited about lingerie is, and here are the pictures of Taylor Momsen trying to be a rockstar, reminding us that hormones in the food have done some pretty amazing things to this generation. except maybe for getting their periods at 9, because the whole fun in fucking a teen is not being able to get them pregnant….but beggars can’t be choosers…if you know what I mean and if you don’t, you’re an idiot…cuz I’m trying to say young pussy is good when half naked, period or not. Here is Taylor Momsen doing whatever it is she is that she does at the Warped tour showing panty. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO
Here is a pantsless performance of Miley, who is half bird, have teenage prostitute and she’s pretty much doing the Gaga, I guess trying to re-invent herself, saying shit like how she goes through guys like money and that she can’t be tamed, all while showing off her tit, and I can only assume at least one of you is going to jerk off to this shit. I guess I shouldn’t hate on Gaga as much as I do, cuz she managed to get all these conservative Jesus virgin cunts to whore out, dyke out, and influence a whole lot of girls to follow her lead, making this summer a possible beautiful thing…so I’ll stop bothering laughing about the new Miley and I will just let you get back to masturbating, cuz it’s not everday you get to see a minor like this, so take advantage and then thank Hollywood for giving you some kiddie porn…goodtimes..
