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South Park Season 18 Episode 3 Recap: Oh, Lorde

South Park brought the funny and also the profound, in a way, on South Park Season 18 Episode 3 . We started with Cartman putting a pink bow on his head telling the principal that he’s a “trans-ginger.” See, he’s really a girl, though he “lives a life of torture and confusion because society sees him as a boy.” When he makes girls feel uncomfortable in their own bathroom, Principal Victoria has no choice but to clear out the janitor’s closet and gives Cartman his own bathroom. He proceeds to deck it out with string lights, lace, and a Clapper, totally going Fifty Shades of Grey up on in it. Watch South Park Season 18 Episode 3 Online The following day, Wendy arrives at school dressed in a jean vest, hair cut short and her name changed to “Wendell.” Principal Victoria tells Cartman (now going by “Erica”) that he must share the bathroom with Wendell. You can imagine his reaction to this news, can’t you? Stan then goes to Randy with a deep question: Is it possible for someone to be one way on the outside but totally different on the inside? His response: “I am Lorde .” Wait… what?!? Randy explains that it started awhile back when he wanted gain access to the women’s bathroom at work. While inside, he started singing and writing. One thing (such as autotune) led to another (such as drum loops) and his voice and music were transformed into the music audiences now hear on The Hunger Games soundtracks. Can’t say we saw that storyline coming. Stan is now confused and wants to use Cartman’s bathroom, too, while co-workers at his office tell Randy to use an “executive bathroom.” This leaves him confounded about his identity once again. Cue E! News, which announces that Lorde hasn’t been heard from in days. However, Sharon gives him/her/it a pep talk: “If I could talk to Lorde … I’d tell her not to let people change who she is. If people are making fun of her, it’s probably because they’ve lost touch with being human.” This works, as inspirational music is followed by new a “Lorde” single, which the record executives and the children listen to. Randy is Lorde yet again, and all is right in the world of pop. If that makes any sense at all. We end with Principal Victoria telling the kids to just use whatever bathroom in which they feel most comfortable. So Stan goes into the “cis-ies” bathroom, singing. Remember to visit our friends at TV Fanatic to watch South Park online and to relive the best South Park quotes .

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Jessica Chastain in Lingerie for Interview of the Day

I’ve never seen THE HELP and even if I did, girls become invisible at 30…it’s like they don’t even exist…and never really existed…unless you marry them and are stuck listening to their shit. So unless you were famous before 30, it’s going to be impossible for this motherfucker to figure you out…I mean until you start posing in underwear..then I look – but I don’t really want to touch – because well – it’s like chewing old gum you find on the sidewalk – it’s been done…no matter how tasty and pink it may be…

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Erin Heatherton’s Alleged BTS Nudes of the Day

Her name is Erin Heatherton – I have no idea if these are pictures of her or not, I am going to assume that they are, because she is a lingerie model and getting naked for her job is pretty much what she gets paid a lot of money to do… I know she was rumoured to be one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards for a while, as it helps launch models to the mainstream for Victoria’s Secret, all par of their marketing…while making Leo look like a pimp, because when making 50 million a way, being famous and deemed a sex symbol by girls since the 90s, it’s all part of maintaining that he’s no homo…even though acting in and of itself is so fucking homo and actors are probably all the biggest whining bitches around… That said, love her the tits…she should focus on these kind of publicity stunts, rather than the dudes she fucks being her marketing hook, because I like to think she has what it takes to make it…and that’s a model body…and NIPPLES!!! If these are leaked or hacked from her phone – and not her just being generous to her fans – I apologize for any damage I’ve caused… If these aren’t Erin Heatherton – because I really don’t even know what Erin Heatherton is and she could be sitting next to me on a plane and I’d have no idea…take them in anyway – because…well…nude selfies are amazing…and I want to see all of them.

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Top 10 Jennifer Garner Spanx of the Day

I was going to do a top 10 but realized 1 picture is enough, that shit says 1000 words, right… You see, nothing says sexy like a mom in a pair of spanx…and what I mean by that is that there is nothing sex about a mom in spanx. It’s like keep your GUNT suppressing tools to yourself…no one wants to see your pink little bike shorts panties…unless those pink little bike shorts are in fact just labia wrapped around your legs thanks to all the kids… CLICK HERE TO SEE TOP 10 CELEBS FLASHING THEIR SPANX

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Kate Gosselin: I Just Gotta Make a Living! Who Cares About Fame?!

Kate Gosselin acknowledges that there could be worse ways to make a living, but says that’s all she’s trying to do with the return of Kate Plus 8 to TV. In other words, stop calling her a fame whore already! Kate Gosselin: 31 Photos of a Terrible Mother 1. That Kate Gosselin Look Doesn’t it just make you a little bit ill? Yes, we thought so. If there were another way to earn enough to feed those eight mouths, she says, “I would be on an island, and so would they. You would never hear from us again.” Hmm. Anyone wanna start a Kickstarter page?! All kidding aside, the return of Kate Plus 8 to TLC this winter, she says is “just my life and cameras are there … I understand this because I landed on TV somehow.” “This is just part of that. I look at it as [my job] and the kids are with me,” she adds. “They run in and out of the frame, and we go to cool places sometimes.” As for someone who might share those adventures with them? “He needs to be made of titanium. Steel doesn’t cut it anymore. Yeah, sorry,” she shrugs of criteria she looks for in a man she might want to date? Listening, Steve Neild ? Taking notes somewhere, man? Given the constant drama that surrounds her, be it custody fights or Kate Gosselin plastic surgery rumors, someone would need a strong spine indeed. And a strong stomach, so as not to be physically ill. Kate Gosselin & Steve Neild: Her Bodyguard and More? 1. Kate Gosselin and Steve Neild Photo Are Kate Gosselin and Steve Neild dating? We wouldn’t necessarily assume so … but we wouldn’t write off the possibility either. It’s been quite the fall from grace for ol’ Jon and Kate. They used to be one of the reasons to watch TV. Then they were one of the reasons to read gossip sites. Then they were so irritating, no one could take it anymore. Fast forward a few years and he’s waiting tables to ends meet, still hating on her occasionally and you’ll be able to watch TV online and see her again soon. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart Planning a Vacation: Are They Getting Back Together?

Unlike so many recent celebrity breakups, there was nothing surprising about the Jennifer Lopez-Casper Smart split . Well, that’s not entirely true – we suppose it was surprising that they stayed together as long as they did. Anyway, in the months since they went their separate ways, there have been countless reports of Jen and Casper getting back together , and it’s easy to see how those rumors get started. After all, Lopez and Smart are still freakishly close. In fact, the latest news of the house of J-Lo has the exes planning an island vacation together. “They just wanted to go somewhere where they could relax in private with the kids,” a source tells Radar Online. “[Casper] is totally into the idea of taking a vacation with Jennifer.” Yeah, we’re not gonna lie, it looks weird. Still, we can’t imagine these two actually patching things up. If you recall, their breakup was a messy one, with Casper accused of cheating with a transgender model . Our theory is that they’ve managed to form a friendship and Jen’s kids love Casper, so she continues to help him out financially and he still swings by the house from time to time. Maybe you and I wouldn’t invite our exes on a family vacation but there are a lot of things that J-Lo can pull off that mere mortals simply can’t get away with. 23 Hottest Jennifer Lopez Photos 1. Jennifer Lopez, No Makeup Jennifer Lopez is makeup-free in this close-up. But she did remember to bring her boobs.

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Kris Jenner-Bruce Jenner Split: Could it Mean the End of Keeping Up With the Kardashians?!

Yesterday, we learned that Kris Jenner has filed for divorce from Bruce Jenner after over 20 years of marriage. Since then, there have been a number of reports (many of them conflicting) about how the divorce will play out. The Jenners never signed a prenup, so it looked as though things could get ugly Bruce might end up with a lot of Kris’ cash . Sources close to the couple indicate, however, that Kris and Bruce have had so much time to prepare for the divorce that they’ve actually worked out what they both consider to be a fair split of their estimated $60 million fortune. What they didn’t work out, however, is the future of a property that’s proved incredibly lucrative to both of them – the long-running E! reality series Keeping Up With the Kardashians . According to insiders, Kris and Bruce both agreed that he should walk away from the show following the divorce, and while KUWTK could easily continue on without him, several castmates who were rumored to be on the verge of quitting have taken Bruce’s exit as a sign that it’s time to bring the series to a close. Kendall Jenner reportedly wants to distance herself from the series for the sake of her modeling career ( Kendall even dropped the family name ). She’s expected to quit the show, and it’s widely believed that Bruce’s other kids will follow suit. Rob Kardashian and Kanye West have long wanted nothing to do with the series, which would pretty much just leave Kris and her daughters. Not only would that not make for very good viewing, some have suggested that Kim and kompany would be embarrassed to participate in a “reality” show in which so many of their family members are noticeably absent. In other words, you may want to watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online now , in order to prepare for the series finale that’s probably coming soon.  Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner: Through the Years… 1. Bruce and Kris Jenner in 2012 Awww, remember when? Bruce and Kris Jenner act all silly circa 2012 in this photo. They have since split up.

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Sarah Palin on Family Brawl: It’s the Liberal Media, Dontcha Know!

Earlier this month, the entire Palin family was involved in a brawl at a party in Anchorage, Alaska. Even though she doesn’t read newspapers, family matriarch and woman who came frighteningly close to being our vice president -Sarah Palin – somehow found out that her family was portrayed by the media in a less-than-favorable fashion following the fight, and she’s madder than a bull moose with a burr on his butt, you betcha: “As you can imagine [my kids] and my extended family have experienced so many things that may have crushed others without a strong foundation of faith,” wrote Palin on her Facebook page. “I’m thankful for my friends’ prayer shield that surrounds, allowing them to remain their anchor. Thank you, prayer warriors!” Powerful stuff. Sounds like her family has been through a lot. Hey, you know who else has been through a lot? The people who were violently attacked by the entire Palin family at a party! Look, we weren’t there, and we don’t know what sparked the melee, but even the Palins aren’t denying that they used their prayer shields to bust into a party and start doling out ass whoopings to an unsuspecting crowd. Maybe it was justified – again, we don’t know – but regardless of the details, it’s not the sort of situation where you get to play the victim afterward. Now, if she wanted to write a woe-is-me post about the fact that no one is subscribing to the Sarah Palin Channel , that we could understand. All the “prayer warriors” in the world ain’t gonna save that mess. Sarah Palin Photos? You Betcha! 1. Sarah Palin in New York Sarah Palin poses here outside Fox News Studios in NYC. That place is her home away from home.

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Paternity Results: Mother Thinks Her Son’s Alleged Baby Mama Is A THOT [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Darwin is the alleged father of baby Datron, but he’s making sure since his mother seems to think the mother is a THOT. Listen to…

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Searcy’s Trending Topic: How Do You Punish Your Kids? (Adrian Peterson)

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After NFL star Adrian Peterson was indicted on negligence and recklessness to a child, wome wonder when it comes to punishing your kids, what measures do…

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