The Mom-In-Chief has some words of wisdom for the Idiotic-Singer-In-Trouble. With Justin Bieber to face charges for allegedly egging his neighbor’s home month, Michelle Obama has actually spoken out on the young singer and offered some advice. Some advice for his parents , actually. “I would pull him close,” Obama tells ABC News of what she’d do if she were Bieber’s mother. “I would be very present in his life right now. And I would be probably with him a good chunk of the time, just there to talk, to figure out what’s going on in his head, to figure out who’s in his life and who’s not.” In Jeremy Bieber’s defense, he has been spending time with his son recently. He’s just been doing it aboard a private plane, getting high and being abusive . The First Lady, of course, is the mother of Sasha, 12, and Malia, 15, and says she is basing her opinion of her own experiences. “I found that to be the case with my kids,” Obama says. “They just want you near, you know – they want that advice from a parent. They want to see you on a daily basis, because the thing is he’s still a kid. He’s still growing up. So, I would pull him close.” Mrs. Obama is somewhat alone in that opinion, though. Over 250,000 citizens have signed a petition to have Bieber deported to Canada . White House Press Secretary Jay Carney says an official response is on the way soon. Which is legally required when a petition earns that many signatures. And which is totally hilarious.
Sexting isn’t just a bad idea, it can also land you in jail. After receiving an anonymous tip of nude photos posted on a Twitter account, the James City County Police Department in Virginia has charged a 16 year old girl with one count of distributing child pornography… for pictures she took of herself. The nude selfies were shared on Twitter as well as sent to some boys. Police say the lewdness of the photos crossed the line from sexting to child pornography. The teen and her mother could be forced to complete a Sexting Education class as well as facing jail time. Anyone who has the photos and shares them with friends could potentially be charged with distribution of child pornography. The girl’s phone was confiscated as part of the investigation, which might be the only part of this story that doesn’t leave me shaking my head. Check out some selfies that are less likely to land people in jail… 22 Super Celebrity Selfies Open Slideshow 1. Obama Selfie at Mandela Funeral Even President Obama is into the act of selfies. At the funeral for Nelson Mandela, no less. View As List 1. Obama Selfie at Mandela Funeral Even President Obama is into the act of selfies. At the funeral for Nelson Mandela, no less. 2. Miley Cyrus, Shower Selfie Her tongue isn’t reserved for the red carpet only. Miley Cyrus lets it wag here. 3. Rihanna Grabs Boobs Rihanna ducks under water and grabs her boobs in this selfie. We approve! 4. Drake Shirtless Drake isn’t wearing a shirt in this selfie. We’re guessing female readers ar okay with this. 5. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Selfie Kim Kardashian shows off her post-baby body in this selfie. It drummed up some serious controvery. 6. Arnold Schwarzenegger Shirtless Arnold Schwarzenegger is in on the selfie act. He’s shirtless in this self-portrait. 7. Wladimir Klitschko Shirtless Heavyweight champion Wladimir Klitschko is all about the selfie. And all about the muscles, clearly. 8. Kim Zolciak Pregnant Selfie Kim Zolciak is often pregnant. She shows off her large baby bump in this selfie. 9. Nicki Minaj Sucking Selfie Nicki Minaj sucks in this selfie. Literally! She has her fingers in her mouth. 10. Jenelle Evans and Son Selfie Jenelle Evans has some issue. But the only issue here is how cute son Jace is! 11. Demi Lovato Bikini Selfie Demi Lovato shows off her sleek body in this selfie at the beach. She’s looking good! 12. Ireland Baldwin Topless You may wanna avert your eyes, Alec Baldwin. Ireland Baldwin is very much topless in this selfie. 13. Brad Pitt Selfie Brad Pitt smiles for the camera in this selfie. For the camera of a fan, that is. 14. Katy Perry and Fans Selfie Katy Perry takes a selfie here of herself and some screaming fans. It’s safe to assume she made their day. 15. Jenny McCarthy Selfie Jenny McCarthy shows off her new hair in this selfie. Do you like it? 16. Best/Worst Selfie Ever? Florida teen Malik Whiter posted this selfie with his teacher, who was going into labor, in the background. 17. Rihanna Naked Selfie Rihanna loves to take selfies. And she loves to be naked in many of them. 18. Kristin Cavallari Baby Bump Selfie Kristin Cavallari looks really cute with her baby bump in this selfie. Don’t you agree? 19. Beyonce Photobomb Selfie Beyonce photobombs a fan’s selfie. Now that is a great concert pic to put on Facebook! 20. Kourtney Kardashian: Cleavage Selfie! Kourtney Kardashian poses here for a nice cleavage selfie. We’re liking it! 21. Rich Kids of Beverly Hills Selfie A shot of the Rich Kids of Beverly Hills. One of the kids looks like he’s balding. 22. Ireland Baldwin Tattoo Selfie Ireland Baldwin shows off her tattoo in this selfie. The daughter of Alec Baldwin is not shy.
L-Boogie takes what’s left of her talents to Late Night The Late Show With David Letterman commemorated legendary band, The Beatles, with a five-day long celebration that closed last night. Onlookers were in for a treat, as Lauryn Hill concluded a string of shows the featured guests like Lenny Kravitz, Sting, Flaming Lips, and Broken Bells. See more at: Hip Hop Wired
When you’re rich and white, they just call it eccentric . Stephanie Seymour is back to putting her odd closeness with her sons on display … Via Page Six reports : Oh mama! Those aren’t any random male models clinging to Stephanie Seymour’s leg — those are her sons. The 45-year-old supermodel posed for Harper’s Bazaar wearing sexy hosiery, and had her boys — Peter Brant II, 20, and Harry, 17 — pose with her. The provocative spread comes three years after she was photographed in a tiny bikini on a St. Bart’s beach, frolicking and kissing Peter, who said people were “gross” for insinuating he had an inappropriate relationship with his mom. “They are fearless kids. They grew up surrounded by art,” a family friend told me. “They decided to combat silliness with silliness.” Harper’s Bazaar editor-in-chief Glenda Bailey said, “It’s a coup to have captured Stephanie Seymour’s first photo session with her sons. They are a family that puts the fun into fashion.” The boys grew up in Greenwich, Conn., with a life-size nude bust of their mother on the wall, a work by Maurizio Cattelan, who was inspired by the taxidermied hunting trophies of their father, polo-playing art collector Peter Brant. When the beach photos caused a stir three years ago, Peter II — who describes himself on Facebook as “a designer, art collector, socialite and model” — stated: “My mother and I are very close as she is with all her children . . . We have nothing to hide and with that in mind I would like to say that I am openly gay . . . and yes our relationship may be different because of my sexuality.” Seymour, who was once engaged to Guns N’ Roses rocker Axl Rose, is a marvel of motherhood, with two other kids as well. She’s looking good. She can’t help being hot. Sorry but we can’t help being disgusted. Harper’s Bazaar
On Super Bowl Sunday, a certain Coke commercial raised the ire of many racists on the Internet. It featured individuals from different ethnicities and backgrounds singing “America the Beautiful” in their native language, causing some to Tweet that this was a disgraceful, unpatriotic ad . It brought out the worst in people. But now it’s at least brought out the best of the Internet. Check out the following parody to see a commercial with the same premise… but one that uses such languages as Pig Latin, Klingon and Dothraki Coke Commercial Parody Pretty great, right? So pretty much the opposite of the following Tweets, which were posted in response to the original footage: 23 Racist Tweets About the Coca-Cola Super Bowl Ad Open Slideshow 1. You’re S–t is Rank You’re grammar is pretty rank, too, Earl Williams Jr. Maybe go study for your GED instead of Tweeting your pearls of infinite wisdom? View As List 1. You’re S–t is Rank You’re grammar is pretty rank, too, Earl Williams Jr. Maybe go study for your GED instead of Tweeting your pearls of infinite wisdom? 2. You Can’t Do That! You can’t do that, Coca-Cola. You just can’t … you can’t. 3. So, So Wrong That Coca-Cola ad was so wrong. It’s left people at a loss for words. 4. Brad Fleming Brad Fleming is totally getting fired at work this week after this goes viral. #FingersCrossed 5. Sean Frederick Ol’ Sean Frederick here might be joining him on the unemployment line. 6. SO PISSED That Coke commercial just pissed me off, says this Twitter user. Outrageous. 7. Pepsi Man No wonder Cuz is a Pepsi Man. In other news, there is actually a person out there who identified as a Pepsi Man. 8. Big Mistake. Big Mistake. Coca-Cola just made a huge mistake. Will the brand EVER RECOVER? 9. Just Get Out With That Come on Coca-Cola. Just get out if you’re gonna air that kind of thing. 10. Homophobic, Too! There was also a gay couple in that Coca-Cola ad. Good thing some eagle-eyed viewers picked that out and bashed them, as well. 11. Go Back to the Middle East! Seriously, Coke. Go to the Middle East if you’re gonna run ads like that. 12. Funding Al Qaeda That is basically what Coke is doing by putting out this Super Bowl commercial. Right?!?! 13. Foreigners Those foreigners, singing about America. Just when you think you’ve seen everything. 14. Epic Fail, Coke Way to go, Coke. Such an epic fail, that Super Bowl commercial. 15. We Speak English Here This is America, Coca-Cola, in case you forgot. We speak ENGLISH here!!! 16. English Please Speak English please! This is America, Coca-Cola, in case you forgot. 17. Corporate Takeover If Coca-Cola was just bought out by terrorists, how did we not hear about this?! 18. Ya Boy is Confused Ya Boy just can’t get his head around what he just saw on TV. 19. Communist Coca-Cola Who knew Coke was such a blatantly communist company? 20. #Terrorists Coca-Cola is apparently a company full of terrorists. How else would you explain that commercial. 21. #TeamPepsi This Twitter user is so upset by the Coke Super Bowl ad, he is now #TeamPepsi. Stick it to ’em! 22. #SPEAKAMERICAN The #SPEAKAMERICAN hashtag was trending after the Coca-Cola ad aired. Well done. 23. #BoycottCoke Boycott Coke, everyone. We cannot stand for this kind of thing.
Elizabeth Hurley is emphatically denying a report that she had an affair with Bill Clinton while he was U.S. President and she was dating Hugh Grant. The 48-year-old actress implied to her Twitter followers that she was considering legal action over the spurious reports originally made by Radar Online . “Ludicrously silly stories about me & Bill Clinton,” she wrote. “Totally untrue. In the hands of my lawyers. Yawn.” Elizabeth Hurley-Bill Clinton Affair The celebrity gossip site, in reporting the story, cited audio footage from Hurley’s rumored ex-lover, Black Hawk Down star Tom Sizemore, talking about it. Not only did Sizemore discuss in detail how Elizabeth Hurley and Bill Clinton had a love affair, he says he set the two of them up back in 1998. Sizemore also alleged that he personally enjoyed a three-year affair with Liz Hurley while she was engaged to Hugh Grant in the early 1990s. Hurley, who recently split from Australian ex-cricket player Shane Warne, has previously admitted to having an attraction to powerful politicians. The Daily Express quoted the beauty on the topic. “Powerful folk can be sexy. I adore Clinton,” she said in 2010. “You know, naughty but nice with a very sexy voice. John Major was terribly dry and funny.” “I love David Cameron. I’ve had lunch with David and Samantha a few times and found them both extremely charming. I think he’s gorgeous. Super-sexy!” “He’s very hands-on with his kids, very charismatic.” Doesn’t mean she was literally hands on with Bubba, though. Not for lack of interest on his part, we’re sure … but Tom Sizemore as a credible source? That guy’s more out of it than Justin Bieber these days.
Remember this video of a baby crying while hearing his mother’s beautiful singing voice? A four-year old boy named Jackson knows how his fellow tyke feels. Jackson’s father, Mark, has posted a video of the toddler sitting in his car seat and totally losing it while A Great Big World’s “Say Something” plays on the radio. “Is it a sad song?” Mark asks, to which Jackson simply nods with his eyes shut tightly. Don’t worry, though, Jackson gives a thumbs-up when prompted in order to prove that he’s doing okay. Watch the adorable footage now: Toddler Cries While Listening to “Say Something” Why else might a child sob? Click through these photos for the answer: 25 Random Reasons Your Kid is Crying Open Slideshow 1. Lost Balloon When you lose your favorite red balloon, that is cause for grave concern. View As List 1. Lost Balloon When you lose your favorite red balloon, that is cause for grave concern. 2. The Last Cheerio When you can’t get the last of the Cheerios onto the spoon? Devastation. 3. Sunscreen Fail Too much sunscreen? Or too little? Either way, WAAAAAAAAAHHHH! 4. Feeding the Goat When you feed the goat and the goat eats all the food? Cue the tears streaming down the face. 5. I Don’t Want to Go Sometimes, when you don’t wanna go somewhere, you gotta throw a fit. Even if there are no plans to actually go somewhere. 6. Pet Door Fail Okay, this one is probably an actual good reason for crying. 7. Wrecking Ball on TV That’ll make a kid cry 99 times out of 100. Okay, 100 out of 100. 8. Styrofoam For Dinner Seems like it would be such a good meal. Then mean old mom and dad had to ruin the fun. 9. Stuck Under the Sink We got nothing. 10. A Lost Receipt Totally a cause for abject misery if ever there were one. 11. Poop as a Toy Probably not a good idea for obvious reasons. Well, not obvious if you’re a kid. 12. Meeting Iron Man A little less cool when he doesn’t have the costume on, we suppose. 13. Meeting Bill Murray Not as cool for a little kid as it would be for an adult. 14. Dog Pillow Every dog needs a pillow. Sometimes that pillow is a small human. 15. Safety NOT First Trying to keep your kid from drowning will often make them hysterically sad. Such is life. 16. MY Trains! MINE! Those trains in a public place filled with a bunch of kids are ALL MINE!!!!! 17. Time For a Time Out Sometimes, your kid has to put himself in time out, then cry about it. 18. Leg Hole Some things are okay to share. This shopping cart leg hole is not one of those things. 19. Lost Rubber Duck If there’s any cause for tears, it’s a lost rubber duck in the tub (or on your head). 20. Dog Walk Fail Because when you want to walk the dog, they often like to actually walk. Not cool. 21. Dog in the Way If this dog would only get out of the way, this tragic event could’ve been avoided. 22. Chucky Because that’s what every little girl needs at the store. 23. Bridge Fail It seemed like a good idea at the time. Nine seconds ago. 24. Happy Birthday Song Usually a big hit with the kids. But not always apparently. 25. Justin Bieber on the Radio That will make any kid start bawling uncontrollably …
Kaili Thorne is the 22 year old sister of some stage family with hippie names making me assume are unemployed hippies, or just egos who took the whole “our kids are so cute” to the next level and put them into performing so that who figure they will use their kids so that they never have to work again, so they had a bunch of them, threw them at the entertainment industry, some of them stuck while, I think those two are named Bella and Dani…while this one, the older one…just became a hipster who gets naked and half naked for amateur photoshoots…despite having her very own IMDB page…since she’s trying to give the family some edge or legitimacy..or at least distance herself from the candy coated nonsense by getting half naked…I mean they are an “artistic” family this behavior is encouraged as long as it gets people talking… However, I could be wrong, I know nothing about these people, I just know this one is good enough to look at half naked, and this one’s been making a name for herself being half naked, and I am a fan of that…all girls should take part in that…
Kim Kardashian’s day got off to an especially adorable start this morning. The reality star jumped on Instagram and unveiled a new picture of daughter North West a couple hours ago… or at least of North West’s cute little head, writing a a basic caption: “Good morning.” Check out the latest image and then click through many more awww-inspiring baby pics now: 9 Totally Adorable North West Photos Open Slideshow 1. Morning, Kim and Nori! It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning. View As List 1. Morning, Kim and Nori! It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning. 2. North West Pics How adorable is North West??!? Hate on Kim Kardashian, but give it up here for her child. 3. Kanye and Nori Well, this is downright adorable. Kanye West poses with daughter North West. 4. North West Close Up It’s another photo of North West! This little girl really is very cute, don’t you think? 5. North West Image It’s a new photo of North West! Kim Kardashian does have herself one cute daughter, huh? 6. North West and Riccardo Tisci It’s a photo of North West and Kim Kardashian’s stylist. This is definitely one cute baby! 7. North West Hand Photo It’s another North West photo! Kendall Jenner snapped this one of her niece’s cute little hand. 8. North West Picture It’s a new photo of North West! Kim Kardashian posted this shot to Instagram in early October 2013. 9. Kim Kardashian Baby Photo It’s the first-ever photo of North West! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have finally given us a look at their baby. 10. North West and Penelope AWWWW! North West and cousin Penelope are totally best friends. This is an adorable shot of the kids. Kim and Kanye West have been sharing more and more pictures of their young child over the past few weeks. There was this one of Nori and cousin Penelope . There were also a couple that Kim shared during a recent appearance on Ellen . All of these images and more only continue to hammer home one singular, vital point: Joan Rivers is a moron. Can you believe she called North West ugly ?!?
Jenelle Evans met Nathan Griffith, the father of her unborn child, Tuesday night on Teen Mom 2 Season 5 Episode 2, and that’s not nearly all for the fab four. Medical problems, family court cases, custody battles, and even jail time are factors for her, Leah Messer Calvert, Kailyn Lowry and Chelsea Houska. What did we learn last night? Come along for THG’s official +/- recap! Naturally, most of the headlines regarding Teen Mom 2 Season 5 Episode 2 are made by wild child Jenelle Evans, who was feeling down after her abortion. Jenelle is confident that she made the right call to terminate the pregnancy (with Courtland Rogers’ baby) but her pending court case is another story. Her lawyer Dustin advises her not to contact Courtland at all through the duration of her heroin case, which could drag out for months to come. Plus 100 . Feeling alone and sad, she tries out an online dating app. Minus 100 . She got connected with Nathan Griffith , a guy that she raved to her mom ”plays football, goes to college, works at a resort, and is an underwear model.” Barbara is not impressed. Plus 200 for Bahhhhbrah. The elder Evans not only takes care of Jenelle’s kid, but always gives her the reality check she needs. Even when she gets ignored, she perseveres. She deserves better sometimes, that Bahhhhbrah. Despite the fact that she is legally married to Courtland, and just went through the physical and mental strain of an abortion, she shrugs off Babs’ concerns. Minus 300 . Jenelle Evans tells a friend that since age 14, she can’t handle being alone, especially since she doesn’t have custody of her son Jace. Plus 100 for admitting it. As a result, se wants a stable male figure in her life … and thinks she’s found it in Nathan Griffith, an ex-Marine who takes her on a fun mini golf date. Plus 50 . They hit it off and are totally up front with each other. She says the most insane thing she ever did was run off to N.J. because of drugs and opens up about her heroin use. He tells her about doing E. At least they understand each other. Plus 150 . Leah Messer Calvert is taking a vacation with her husband Jeremy and her three daughters. Adalynn (with Jer), Ali, and Aleeah (with Corey Simms). After the muscular dystrophy diagnosis last week, it’s nice to see them get away. If there’s anyone who needs a little R&R it’s Leah Messer Calvert . Plus 150 because Jer seems like a good guy too. Leah tries to teach Ali to swim, and she’s crushed regarding how many more difficulties and fears she faces than Aleeah due to muscular dystrophy. Ali struggles the entire time the family is at an amusement park, and Aleeah acts out because Ali and Adalynn consistently demand more attention. Leah also worries about the strain of raising her three girls when Jeremy is away for work, which takes up a lot of his time even though it supports them. Plus 250 , because it’s a very true-to-life situation. It’s not all Jenelle drama and tabloid craziness … watch Teen Mom online for a look at real struggles! Chelsea Houska is in beauty school! Plus 50 . Looking to set an example for daughter Aubree, since deadbeat Adam Lind isn’t around, Chels is feeling better about herself than ever. Get it, gurl! Plus 250 . Unfortunately, Adam Lind tells his new girlfriend Taylor, who’s dating him for some reason, that he’s serious about getting more custody of Aubree. Minus 350 for how delusional this guy is. Chelsea, understandably, is struggling to juggle school and parenting, and she finds that her little girl is acting out more and more, as kids do. When Adam’s girlfriend gives birth to his second child soon, she fears this will only complicate the dynamics even more … ya think?! Minus 250 . Kailyn Lowry is battling baby daddy Jo Rivera in court to obtain permission to move with their son Isaac out of state with military husband Javi Marroquin. Javi tries to keep her mind off the trial, which will determine if she’ll be able to leave her home state. Clearly there’s a lot riding on this, and she’s stressed. In mediation, Kailyn’s lawyer advises her to consider offering week-long visits with Jo and Isaac during the summer, to help both with the switch. Jo’s lawyer says because Javi is in the military, they may face may more moves around the U.S. that will affect Isaac’s relationship with his dad. The case is delayed once again, so this was basically filler … except that Kailyn’s anxiety is rising and she doesn’t know how much of it she can take. If nothing else, Plus 50 for the realness of this situation. EPISODE TOTAL: +250! SEASON TOTAL: +300! 15 Insane Teen Mom Moments Open Slideshow 1. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Farrah Abraham, star of the original Teen Mom, went on to star in a porn video called Backdoor Teen Mom, which she tried to pass off as a “leaked” sex tape. View As List 1. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Farrah Abraham, star of the original Teen Mom, went on to star in a porn video called Backdoor Teen Mom, which she tried to pass off as a “leaked” sex tape. 2. Jenelle Evans Beats Up Girl, Gets Arrested Teen Mom 2’s Jenelle Evans beat the crap out of Brittany Truett a few years ago in one of the more graphic fight videos we’ve ever seen. 3. Farrah Abraham on Dr. Phil Farrah Abraham gets put in her place by Dr. Phil. You gotta watch this interview clip. 4. Amber Portwood-Gary Shirley Fight Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley FIGHT on MTV’s Teen Mom. It’s one for the ages right here. 5. Jenelle Evans Fights Roommate Jenelle Evans fights her roommate in an epic scene from Teen Mom 2. 6. Kailyn Lowry Fight Domestic violence is not just for Amber Portwood. Kailyn Lowry gets into a fight with now husband Javi on Teen Mom 2. 7. Teen Mom 2 Commercial: Barbara Raps! Jenelle’s mom Barbara actually sort of raps in this awesome ad for Teen Mom 2. 8. Teen Mom 3 Trailer There was a Teen Mom 3 for one season. Then it was canceled, but here’s a look at some of the drama those girls faced. 9. Teen Mom 2 Trailer: Season 5 Teen Mom 2 Season 5 begins January 21 on MTV. Here’s a look at some of what you can expect. 10. Leah Messer’s Miscarriage Leah Messer suffered a miscarriage before getting pregnant again with new husband Jeremy Calvert. 11. Leah Messer-Corey Simms Split Leah Messer and Corey Simms shockingly broke up after a wedding and two daughters together. 12. Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra (In General) Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra are step-siblings and parents and lovers. That alone is pretty insane, but they make it work. 13. Kieffah Kieffer Delp romanced Jenelle Evans for a time and contributed to some of her more epic meltdowns. 14. Amber Portwood in Jail Amber Portwood did time for drug charges. HARD time. She was locked up for about a year and a half. 15. Chelsea Houska Cries The most shocking thing about Chelsea Houska crying all the time on Teen Mom 2 was that she didn’t move on from Adam Lind much sooner.