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James Franco Wears Lipstick, Directs Kenneth Anger In Daddy Music Video

It’s Tuesday afternoon, time to figure out what James Franco  has done today to merit our attention. Well, lookie here:  The Spring Breakers star has donned lipstick, eye shadow and a Rolling Rock cap to promote the release of the music video for “Love in the Old Days (Ted James 1999 Mix)”  by his band with fellow Rhode Island School of Design alumnus Tim O’Keefe.  Better yet, Franco directed the clip and cast one of his underground idols, Scorpio Rising filmmaker and Hollywood Babylon author Kenneth Anger as a theremin-playing occult priest.  Yeah, it’s that kind of freaky.  James Franco’s Band, Daddy: ‘Love in the Old Days (Ted James 1999 Remix)’ Music Video Interview magazine posted the exclusive on its website on Tuesday, and Franco released this statement about the clip: “Kenneth Anger has been an influence on me since I was first exposed to ‘Kustom Kar Kommandoes’ and ‘Scorpio Rising,’ but especially ‘Scorpio Rising,'” explains Franco. “When I went to NYU for film, I was always looking for ways to Anger up my films. My first one in particular, ‘The Feast of Stephen’ owes a lot to Anger, the way his camera transformed a gang of real 1960 bikers into homoerotic gods. In other films and projects I loved the way he took celebrity and the occult and fused them in [Sergei] Eisensteinian juxtapositions to achieve a greater, spiritual/aesthetic significance.” “I was asked to do project about a marriage,” Franco continues, describing the footage used in the video. “I wanted to do two marriages and call it ‘The Marriage of Heaven and Hell after Blake.’ I could think of no one better to preside over the marriage of Hell than Anger. He is a force. A fusion of art, pop-culture, magik and sex. He is the voyeur-king.” Franco certainly Angered up this video, which depicts an occult wedding ceremony at a strip bar and one helluva French kiss near the end. Call it Scorpio Settling Down .  See if you can name all of the different animal heads that the wedding guests are wearing. Or play a game with your kids and  ask them to name them. (Wait, this is the Internet. I need to add that I’m kidding.) Follow Frank DiGiacomo on  Twitter. Follow Movieline on  Twitter.  [ Interview ]

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Selena Gomez on Making Bieber Cry of the Day

Selena Gomez in reinventing herself with her Harmony Korine project, and even David Letterman is calling him out for being a freak, which is pretty funny. I never knew if he was authentically weird, because the real freaks don’t get work, but Hollywood weird. But it is not as funny as Selena Gomez’s mom being a fan of his. Making me wonder if she masturbated to KIDS, or if KIDS is what inspired her to throw her daughter into this celeb game. Who cares. The highlight of the clip, is that she admits to making Bieber cry, which is funny, typical, expected, you know because Bieber gets hormonal at least once a month before he gets his period. I will be seeing the movie and what it comes down to is that she looked hot…and it is too bad I can’t eat tacos and watch her dance routine. She’s cute. Good energy. I’m a fan. She’s the new Miley who is the new Lohan…..

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Selena Gomez on Making Bieber Cry of the Day

Alice Goodwin in the X-Rated Issue of Zoo of the Day

These are some pretty hardcore pics of this Glamour Model…I mean normally they stick to being topless and “cute” and not topless and pornstars…but I guess it is juer her getting in character for the shoot…or maybe it is just her natural instinct being a girl who is one step away from being a porn star…or at least a stripper…who will eventually do porn cuz stripping sucks and you’re already getting naked….who is in magazines that are one step away from being porn mags…but that keep panties on so that they aren’t considered porn mags….but instead LAD MAGS…and ultimately, these pics are hot, even if she’s not all that awesome…but with all these glamour models…her tits carry her through it…because they are awesome and big…when you’re built like this it’s easy.

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Alice Goodwin in the X-Rated Issue of Zoo of the Day

Alice Goodwin in the X-Rated Issue of Zoo of the Day

These are some pretty hardcore pics of this Glamour Model…I mean normally they stick to being topless and “cute” and not topless and pornstars…but I guess it is juer her getting in character for the shoot…or maybe it is just her natural instinct being a girl who is one step away from being a porn star…or at least a stripper…who will eventually do porn cuz stripping sucks and you’re already getting naked….who is in magazines that are one step away from being porn mags…but that keep panties on so that they aren’t considered porn mags….but instead LAD MAGS…and ultimately, these pics are hot, even if she’s not all that awesome…but with all these glamour models…her tits carry her through it…because they are awesome and big…when you’re built like this it’s easy.

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Alice Goodwin in the X-Rated Issue of Zoo of the Day

Beetle Juice Knocked Jake Gyllenhaal Out of the Day

So the freak from Howard Stern Beetle Juice was getting interviewed by TMZ paparazzi where he apparently said he knocked Jake Gyllenhaal out….I guess on set of Bubble Boy ….I can’t be too sure because I don’t understand anything that he’s saying, other than that Jake Gyllenhaal is a prick…or gay….and I have to agree… Some of you don’t know this, but Gyllenhaal is the only celebrity I almost had a physical altercation with when he was filming in Montreal Canada. He was dancing like a princesss in a restaurant with some groupies….and I walked up to him and asked if he killed Heath Ledger or something to that effect…I was drunk…and dude went nuts, got in my face, security pulled me away before it was actually a fight and he ended up pushing the girl I was with….aggressively…like a mental case…. It was a story that got on all the mainstream media. His legal team and the team at Disney came at me to change my story on the site….to which I said “I’ll just post the video instead”…and that was the end of the Jake Gyllenhaal story…. But after that experience, I agree that he’s a prick, likely gay, craves attention like a girl..while dancing like a girl, and is probably 140 lbs and as intimidating as a girl….and I know there’s no doubt that Beetle Juice could knock him out…probably with one bitch slap….and that’s the end of this post.

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Beetle Juice Knocked Jake Gyllenhaal Out of the Day

Beetle Juice Knocked Jake Gyllenhaal Out of the Day

So the freak from Howard Stern Beetle Juice was getting interviewed by TMZ paparazzi where he apparently said he knocked Jake Gyllenhaal out….I guess on set of Bubble Boy ….I can’t be too sure because I don’t understand anything that he’s saying, other than that Jake Gyllenhaal is a prick…or gay….and I have to agree… Some of you don’t know this, but Gyllenhaal is the only celebrity I almost had a physical altercation with when he was filming in Montreal Canada. He was dancing like a princesss in a restaurant with some groupies….and I walked up to him and asked if he killed Heath Ledger or something to that effect…I was drunk…and dude went nuts, got in my face, security pulled me away before it was actually a fight and he ended up pushing the girl I was with….aggressively…like a mental case…. It was a story that got on all the mainstream media. His legal team and the team at Disney came at me to change my story on the site….to which I said “I’ll just post the video instead”…and that was the end of the Jake Gyllenhaal story…. But after that experience, I agree that he’s a prick, likely gay, craves attention like a girl..while dancing like a girl, and is probably 140 lbs and as intimidating as a girl….and I know there’s no doubt that Beetle Juice could knock him out…probably with one bitch slap….and that’s the end of this post.

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Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit for French Montana of the Day

Miley Cyrus is my new Lohan….. For those of you who don’t know this site and who never visited the site…. I used to do this thing in the 2007-2008 called the Lohan Stalker posts…where I got my hand on Lohan’s number and I’d call her while drunk, often times leaving creepy voice mails about being connected at the soul, figuring it’d get me in the news when they finally arrested me….but they never did…instead Lohan became my text buddy and we ended up spending a night together in her hotel room…not having sex…. But she’s fallen off, she barely exists, she’s no fun to tease or play with and it’s time to move onto something new and more exciting….and I think Miley Cyrus…in her sheltered insanity is the only option….She’s a babe…and I can easily pretend we are soul mates…I just need her phone number to really make this work the way it is supposed to…and while I wait for it to be sent to me…here are some pics of her with rapper French Montana…from his instagram…showing a nice percentage of her tits…. I’m in love…

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Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit for French Montana of the Day

Miley Cyrus Showing Some Tit for French Montana of the Day

Miley Cyrus is my new Lohan….. For those of you who don’t know this site and who never visited the site…. I used to do this thing in the 2007-2008 called the Lohan Stalker posts…where I got my hand on Lohan’s number and I’d call her while drunk, often times leaving creepy voice mails about being connected at the soul, figuring it’d get me in the news when they finally arrested me….but they never did…instead Lohan became my text buddy and we ended up spending a night together in her hotel room…not having sex…. But she’s fallen off, she barely exists, she’s no fun to tease or play with and it’s time to move onto something new and more exciting….and I think Miley Cyrus…in her sheltered insanity is the only option….She’s a babe…and I can easily pretend we are soul mates…I just need her phone number to really make this work the way it is supposed to…and while I wait for it to be sent to me…here are some pics of her with rapper French Montana…from his instagram…showing a nice percentage of her tits…. I’m in love…

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Nicki Minaj Titties for Elle Magazine of the Day

Nicki Minaj is in the recent issue of ELLE …and people seem to care….because she’s showing some of her fat titty….and because she’s not dressed like a circus performer….imitating Lady Gaga…makin’ a fool of herself for the kids…like she was Mr Rogers….but instead is packaging herself as TV host, more sophisticated, fashion forward…. HIP HOP VIDEO GIRL WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE DAT BOOTY TWERK Here’s a video of her interviewing herself….ridiculous…. Here are the pics…. Boring….

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Nicki Minaj Titties for Elle Magazine of the Day

Nicki Minaj Titties for Elle Magazine of the Day

Nicki Minaj is in the recent issue of ELLE …and people seem to care….because she’s showing some of her fat titty….and because she’s not dressed like a circus performer….imitating Lady Gaga…makin’ a fool of herself for the kids…like she was Mr Rogers….but instead is packaging herself as TV host, more sophisticated, fashion forward…. HIP HOP VIDEO GIRL WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE DAT BOOTY TWERK Here’s a video of her interviewing herself….ridiculous…. Here are the pics…. Boring….

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