If you know anything about sports, just know that the kids are alright. Much like music, sports are always going to belong to the youth. As you’ve become accustomed to the one-name basis of superstar athletes like LeBron, Kobe, Tiger, Serena, and Peyton; know that their time will one day be gone…. Continue
Erin Heatherton is some low level ex girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio, Victoria’s Secret model they are pushing hard, who is now being spied on my the paparazzi, like it isn’t totally staged by Victoria’s Secret to increase her stock, but what they should be doing is releasing their sex tape, cuz all I care about is seeing girls get penetrated…..but I don’t mind being reminded of my amazing peeping tom that isn’t official peeping tom cuz I was never arrested for it…even if I broke my leg because of it….past….cuz a topless chick or a changing chick is sometimes better from a tree branch….unfortunately this birds got her top on…. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t read W Magazine, but apparently they have some Oscar issue where they take semi-erotic pics of the Oscar Nominees, which makes sense since we all like erotic, and the Oscars are in february….it just makes totaly logical sense…so much sense that I wonder why every magazine isn’t doing an Oscar issue…because Hollywood is the most important thing in America….idiots. Here’s the list of girls…. MARION COTILLARD IN RUST AND BONE CARMEN EJOGO IN SPARKLE DREE HEMINGWAY IN STARLET ELLE FANNING IN GINGER & ROSA KERRY WASHINGTON IN DJANGO UNCHAINED AMY ADAMS IN THE MASTER FREIDA PINTO IN TRISHNA KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IN ANNA KARENINA JESSICA CHASTAIN IN ZERO DARK THIRTY MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD IN SMASHED DREAMA WALKER IN COMPLIANCE NICOLE KIDMAN IN THE PAPERBOY Here are the pics….
Jenna Jameson was my homie on twitter for a little while…I’d tease her dead mother…she’d go along with it….I’d offer her mouth sex…she’d go along with it….then one day I called her babies porn babies….the sperm who broke through the battered uterus….and she decided to hate me….people with kids are so sensitive about their kids…. Friend or foe, she was in Vegas having a nipple slip that I don’t think counts as a nipple slip since google leads me to countless videos of her taking dick. But I’ll post it anyway….. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Usher, Mindless Behavior and more honor Armed Services families during Inauguration Weekend. By James Montgomery Katy Perry performs at the Kids’ Inaugural Concert on Saturday Photo: Joe Raedle/ Getty Images
Miranda Kerr was the only girl worth paying attnetion to at the Golden Globes I watched the Golden Globes…because I wasn’t invited again this year…thank god….in fact I live tweeted them while forcing myself to stay awake for boring staged speeches, staged nominess, an overall event that doesn’t matter….where people with the silliest of jobs, part of an old boys club, who produce relative uncreative bullshit to make stupid fucking money, tell each other how good and how brace and how amazing they are…when movies don’t fucking matter….it was on some masturbatory kick…they only funny thing was Sasha Baron Cohen…because he’s a genius….the frat boys would have probably liked Will Ferrell’s bit….and the tits were really few and far between…. I tweeted so hard, twitter turned off my account and said “come back tomorrow”…. Jodie Foster had a long winded lesbian speech about being a lesbian with obvious mental issues that therapy hasn’t hashed out but has made worse….not to mention her kids look like creepy lesbian raised horror movie creatures… Highlights include: Mel Gibson looking like a stroked out jew hater… Glenn Close pretending to be drunk…the theme of the night…like a shitty high school party… Tommy Lee Jones not laughing at Will Ferrell cuz it wasn’t funny and there was no end in sight for a joke that just kept repeating itself… Quentin Tarantino and P.T. Anderson – two greats from the 90s who do this shit for a living lost to the guy from Mallrats….and although I never saw Argo…I can say that would make me angry, you know showing the world just how easy a gig directing a hit is… Jessica Alba looked skinny, Megan Fox had a new face, Adele remained fat…Anne Hathaway won for playing a character her mom played in the 80s…Hayden Panetierre didn’t show off her implants…I still want to fuck Amanda Seyfried…and I like Julianne Moore’s orange pubic hair….which I assume match Jessica Chastain’s pubic hair…in what become the year of the ginger The girls didn’t look hot…I see better pussy at the strip club or any regular club…. Claire Danes talking about making babies…that was vile…or the fact that J.Lo was the old lady dressed the hottest…even if it looked like she was on her way to Puerto Rican prom…the other girl just didn’t bring it… I’m not a hater…shit’s just boring….even when they threw some mystery my way with that Lena Dunham chick….who won twice and who has absolutely no business being on TV, but who clearly wanted to make herself famous and do whatever it takes to be on TV….she is built like Rosie O’Donnell, her show is apparently about anal sex, and the idea of her having anal sex makes me fucking sick….she is someone I wouldn’t want to even think about fucking, but yet she has a show about her fucking….like that would ever happen in any situation that didn’t involve her being the writer/producer and star of her own show….cuz girls like that…usually are forever alone…. It’s just another example that the world is turning into a bad SNL skit….The hosts putting fake nominees in different categories offended me….. Old Hollywood Glam has became a flash in a pan viral video…staring freaks and fucking geeks…who should be working the check out line….not getting 4,000,000 dollar book deals, movie deals and now Award Winning TV Shows… We’re all fucking doomed…. HERE ARE THE PICS OF EVERYONE AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES AND THE AFTERPARTIES FOLLOW THIS LINK
Pia Mia Perez is some US Guam nobody that the perverts of the internet have decided to obsess over… She has only been in one movie – called Santa Paws…and I don’t even know how people found out she existed…unless of course dad’s forced to watch Santa Paws with their kids were like “I’d like to jerk off to that girl, I’ll go find her on social media”…. I assume she’s the most famous thing out of US Guam….since my friend who moved to US Guam to strip for the troops stationed there….and who made a million dollars doing it…thanks to them having nothing else to spend their US Military money on….. She’s 16, jailbait, and constantly posting ASS PICS TO INSTAGRAM … So this ballet outfit, showing her skinny young bod…is the gateway to far vulgar exhibitionism just as soon as she grows up…. I hope they don’t let you into local ballet schools to watch…You fucking perverts.
Guess who’s mom negotiated a 100,000 dollar deal with some shitty gossip magazine to be the official source of Kourtney Kardashian’s bikini body after having her second kid…you know the same mom who probably starved Kourtney Kardashian after having her second kid…with this plan already outlined….because their family is a fucking business….that’s right the evil Kardashian stage mom, who only really stage momed when the kids were in their mid-20s….exploiting the bi-product from her gold digging womb…and taking a cut off the top….in some weird as fuck, egotistical bored rich woman hustle…that I understand cuz I’ve met rich people…but that I don’t really get why the world is buying into it…cuz they are vapid, uninteresting, trash…..but I guess that doesn’t matter…you see hollywood is a small town of suck up losers, and they run the entertainment industry 99 percent of America are affected by, and I guess it is only natural she’d use her position in the LA social circle to do this….what is unnatural is that the people actually pay attention…even the hot one…isn’t fucking hot…what a joke….and here she is in that bikini for US weekly with her big, boring, bullshit photoshopped reveal. Horrible.
In a new interview, Dina Lohan basically implies that Lindsay Lohan is a train wreck because she saw her father, Michael Lohan, abuse drugs – and her mom. “I need to make the world aware that Lindsay is messed up because her father is so messed up,” Dina told the New York Daily News in an explosive story. Dina claims her daughter’s ongoing problems all stem from graphic incidents in which she witnessed her father beat her mother in 1986 – and rape in 1990. “Lindsay saw her dad abuse me – that’s why she’s so screwed up,” Dina said. “She saw a lot of crazy stuff. I want the world to know the root of her problems.” “Lindsay saw the beatings an the abuse. She said, ‘Stay, mommy, don’t leave … I’m so sorry for making you stay.’ But I didn’t stay for Lindsay. I wanted all my kids to be happy.” Dina, 50, told the paper that the attack – one of many she says she endured during their 22-year marriage – occurred after they dined in Cold Spring Harbor, N.Y. Michael Lohan, she says, had spent the night getting drunk and high on cocaine, Dina claims, eventually leading him to punch her in the face with a closed fist. Dina backed up her clai with a photo of a bruise under her right eye, holding an infant Lindsay (she sought medical attention December 4, 1986 for facial “blunt trauma.”) Dina Lohan said that “when Lindsay saw the photo, she was furious. She said, ‘Tell the world! Talk about it!'” Michael denied the story to the paper, of course. According to MiLo, the circumstances were completely different. “I came in at 2 o’clock in the morning after being out with some friends,” he says. “I walked in and she hit me with an ice tray. With the back of my hand I slapped her in the face.” “Yes, it did happen in 1986. Were there any charges? No, not at all.” “I had a big black and blue mark on my neck – from her.” As for the alleged sexual assault, Dina said it took place in 1990, during a time he was in-and-out of jail for convictions tied to his former career as a stockbroker. “Michael was addicted to cocaine, like most stockbrokers back then,” Dina said. “He had a lot of bad stuff going on.” Nothing worse than that one night, however. She said Michael Lohan showed up in a limousine on Valentine’s Day, “out of jail and on another coke-fueled night,” and trying to rebuild their relationship. “He said, ‘I love you and I want to be with you,’ but then it went dark. It went dark really quick,” Dina said, adding that the rape occurred as Lindsay and her siblings slept. “I just knew I had to stay quiet … I [didn’t] want to wake them.” Dina, at her parents’ urging, went to the ER and had a rape kit performed, but said she never pursued further punishment for Michael, who was jail-bound at the time anyway. Not so, Michael says, recalling of the incident: “I went over to her parents’ house and made love to her … how can you rape a person when they’re on top of you?” A fair question, and an image we’re having trouble getting out of our brains. Michael said the rape accusation only sprouted when Dina heard a girlfriend of his in the background on the phone later that night … obviously. “She called the next day, crying,” he said. “I said, ‘Let’s work this out.'” “I got back with Dina. There were no charges.” Michael said of Dina’s accusation-loaded interview: “She’s bringing this up now because she’s drinking and partying with Lindsay. And she keeps robbing Lindsay.” “She is the devil.” Lindsay Lohan is broke , but the reasons for that are manifold. It’s a claim Mike has made many times before, and probably has a degree of truth to it … not that he’s been a saint to his ex or kids by any means. One thing’s for sure … this explains a lot about Lindsay.
Isht just got real… Nahla Aubry Booted From Kindergarten List By Mothers Of Other Children At The School Aside from the obvious confusion associated with being four years old and having your dad go to blows with your mom’s boyfriend in public, lil celebrity seed Nahla Aubry has now also been booted from her Hollyweird mom Halle’s first choice for Kindergarten as a result of the altercation. via Celebrity Laundry Halle has been touring schools across Los Angeles, searching for the perfect kindergarten program for her 4-year-old daughter Nahla. She loved the Buckley School, but it didn’t love her! A mom insider reported to Star Magazine, print edition January 14, 2013, “She is full of drama and always has trouble with her men. The moms are concerned.” Apparently, the other moms at the school feel like Halle can’t handle her brawlin’ boo-thang and want no parts of her babydaddy drama. And at $300,000 for tuition, the feel like they should be able to have a say so. Olivier and Gabriel got into a brutal fight after threats were exchanged on school grounds while attending Nahla’s play! If school is going to be the middle ground between Nahla’s two homes, there will be a lot of opportunity for new threats, new fights, and new drama! No mom wants to put her kids in that situation. So instead of bending over backwards for the celeb mom, the moms of Buckley School have just booted her off the acceptance list entirely. “We pay a lot of money for this school, and the last thing we want is trouble,” explained one mom insider. SMH. Word on the street is that Halle and Gabe have since reached an agreement for now. Hopefully it’s for the long term so Nahla won’t have to keep going through craziness.