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Guess These Metallic Mommy Cakes

Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin’ everywhere!

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Is She Tryin’ To Sink The Navy? RihRih Wants $250 From Fans For Super Deluxe Version Of ‘Unapologetic’

Who does she think she is — Beyoncé? Guess we now truly understand the title of RihRih’s newest project. Rihanna (or at least her marketing team at Def Jam/RocNation) is doin’ the most with plans for her upcoming album — charging super stans $250 for a super deluxe version of Unapologetic . According to US Weekly reports : The Barbados-born singer, 24, is set to release her seventh studio album, Unapologetic, on Nov. 16, but superfans can pre-order a special deluxe version of the record now — for a whopping $250. Described as a “limited edition art piece for a true collector,” the Diamonds Executive Platinum Box comes packed with super-exclusive extras, including a handwritten personal note from the star and a custom-made white-and-silver View-Master with a “vintage reel of never-before-released 3-D images” of her style evolution. Fans who purchase the set will also get a T-shirt, a two-gigabyte flash drive with Rihanna’s photo on it, seven art-print lithographs, seven laptop stickers, a poster, a 40-page book of notes and lyrics, a 20-minute DVD, and a special-edition vinyl record featuring remixes of the hit “Diamonds.” Oh, and the actual album. The Diamonds Executive Platinum Box ships Dec. 11. In the meantime, the singer is plenty busy promoting the album and preparing for her upcoming world tour. This seems like too much — we foresee a lot of ticked off parents bullied by their kids into buying this over the holiday season. Do you think the super deluxe is coming with enough goodies to make the pricetag or are Rihanna and her label just being greedy?

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Coco’s Wet Tits Have the Best Hurricane Sandy Coverage of the Day

I watched CNN earlier to see what was going on with the Hurricane…and I never watch CNN because it is the biggest pile of sensationalized shit and it makes me nervous that it is the number 1 news source for America….but they sure have great graphics to distract our small minds…and they do have a great way to make big deals of all things unimportant…when really if they are gonna be smutty about it – they might as well have hired Coco….cuz this is awesome…the best Hurrican Sandy coverage to date. Seriously…

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Miranda Kerr’s Hot Mom Ass for Esquire of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a pretty amazing mother…not because I know anything about her parenting skills…or really whether she even takes care of her kids or whether she just pawns it off to the nannies and staff her and her husband can easily afford….I don’t know if she’s caring or nurturing or if she breast feeds or teaches her kids morals and values that they will carry into adulthood…becoming responsible adults of their own….she is an amazing mother…cuz she looks like this…when most mother’s are substantially less amazing…at least to look at… I am a Miranda Kerr fan…even in an era of too many of the same vaginas being recycled from magazine to magazine….

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Single Daddy Seal Out With The Kids At His Son’s Soccer Game In LA

He even brought his stepdaughter Helene out to the game. With all of the isht going on in their divorce, we thought this weekend moment was sweet. It’s all about the kids right?? Hit the flip for more pics…

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Tom Hanks Is Everywhere! Promotes ‘Cloud Atlas’ And Pal Spielberg’s ‘Lincoln’ In Single Night

If human cloning has begun, I’d like to wager some money that Tom Hanks is an early adopter. The actor has been everywhere over the last week,  making the media rounds to promote his latest picture,  the ambitious Cloud Atlas ,   and his friend Steven Spielberg’s film Lincoln as well.  On Comedy Central’s  The Colbert Report on Thursday night, the actor worked in a clever nod to the six roles he plays in Cloud Atlas (well, four of them, anyway) in a Halloween-themed skit that featured kids costumed as some of the more memorable characters that Hanks has portrayed over the years, including Woody from Toy Story , Chuck Noland from Cast Away , replete with a “Wilson” volley ball cut open to function as a candy bag, astronaut Jim Lovell from Apollo 13 — an “Oscar-denied hero” as Hanks pointed out — and Captain Miller from Saving Private Ryan . His co-star in that film, Matt Damon ,  even made a cameo dressed as a soldier to grouse about being in the skit and say that that he’d rather be drunk at a movie theater “heckling Argo,”   his bud Ben Affleck’s picture. I particularly love Hanks having fun with his nice guy image — at one point, he grouses about “that punk Joseph Gordon Levitt nipping at my heels” — and the self-promotion chores of Hollywood. After telling Colbert: “Six characters in one movie, isn’t it great!”, one of the kids in  Cloud Atlas  costumes  declares: “I smell Oscar buzz!” The segment ran almost 10 minutes, but the there was more of Hanks to be had on TV that night.  If you had your DVR recording The Late Show with David Letterman , Hanks also appeared in what the talk-show host claimed was a clip from Spielberg’s Lincoln . Funny, I never knew that they served popcorn and trash-can sized cups of soda at the Ford Theater back in Lincoln’s day. Two more reasons why Hanks isn’t just aces as an actor, he’s one of the most entertaining talk-show guests out there. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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Britney Spears Has Zits, Hates Socks

Britney Spears is featured in the latest issue of Lucky , opening up to the magazine about a number of personal issues. Such as pimples and footwear. “I really just wear mascara all the time,” she says when asked of her most frequent look. “And powder, because I have zits.” See, young people, The X Factor judge really is just like you and me. Among other topics touched on in the interview: Her typical around-the-house outfit : I sit around in sweats all the time… I never wear socks. I hate socks.” An average day : “I work out. I swim. I play with the kids, I cook and I garden. We play Connect Four. We play Candy Land. Last night we read The Night Pirates.” Her kids’ reaction to her television role : “They try to figure out where I go when I go to film X Factor . They’re like, ‘Mommy’s going off to be a superhero.'” Would she want her kids to go into show business? “If there was something  they really wanted to do and were passionate about, I’d encourage them to follow their dreams. But I’d also be there behind the curtain saying, ‘No, don’t go out there.'”

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Florida Crazies: Pimp Boss And His ‘Coach’ Push 13-Year-Old Into Prostitution

They coached the poor thang into prostitution and used her money to pay their own bills! The little girl must have missed out on having a strong male (or adult period) in her life because these two look crazy! According to The Miami Herald : The young girl had run away from home to be with her much-older boyfriend and within a day her beau made a shocking demand, according to police: Become his prostitute or go home…The 13-year-old agreed. She worked the Biscayne Boulevard strip, giving the man half the money she earned, police said, until he threatened to kill her. Now that man, Daron Eugene Sneed, 26, is in jail and facing a slew of charges, including procuring a person under the age of 18 for prostitution. He is being held in a Miami-Dade jail without bail. A woman who worked with him — and, police said, helped train the girl to be a prostitute — also was arrested on various charges. Melquinice T. Macklin, 20, was being held in a Miami-Dade jail on $2 million bail. Both were booked into jail Thursday after a lengthy investigation. Reached by phone, Macklin’s mother, who did not give her name, said “Those are just allegations. Obviously that’s why we have the court of law.” The investigation involved Miami-Dade schools police, Miami police and the State Attorney’s Office. It was the fall of 2011. The girl was waiting for her school bus at Northwest 22nd Avenue and 183rd Street when Sneed, also known as “Killer,” went up and befriend her. They kept in touch, first through their cell phones, later meeting up in person at a playground. On Sept. 11, 2011, the girl ran away from home with Sneed. While on a bus to Biscayne Boulevard, Sneed convinced her to work as a prostitute, “telling her that, if she didn’t do it, then she would have to return home,” the affidavit said. He knew her age was 13. She performed her first act of prostitution 15 minutes after getting on Biscayne inside an abandoned home for $80. Macklin gave the girl lessons in how to be a prostitute, the affidavit said, even though the girl had been reported as a runaway. For about a week, she worked mostly out of the Kings Motel, 7150 Biscayne Blvd., giving half the money she earned to Sneed, who beat up johns who refused to pay, according to the affidavit. Macklin and Sneed supervised, using the money for food and shelter. On Sept. 17, 2011, the girl left after Sneed threatened to kill her. Police are worried there are other victims and are asking folks for help. Keep an eye on your kids folks! Images via Miami-Dade Corrections

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How Precious: The Black Mamba Says Voting Became More Important To Him After He And Vanessa Had Their Lil Laker Babies

How cute is this picture of Kobe Bryant with wife Vanessa and kiddos Natalia And Gianna? The Black Mamba is flexing his blogging skills in a new write-up about voting and how his kids help motivate him to the polls. Via iVillage.com : Why vote? The idea that each vote matters and that we individually have the power to influence how we are governed is why so many of our men and women have made the ultimate sacrifice. WE MATTER. That’s a powerful feeling, one that I’ve taken for granted in the past. In the past I believed that not exercising my right to vote would not make a difference in who became the next president so why should I take the time to learn the issues? I’d rather be shooting hoops! The change occurred when Vanessa and I had our babies. Neither of us grew up in politically charged households so the issues weren’t things we were necessarily excited to read about and discuss to say the least. It was ESPN for me and “Carrie Fever” (Sex and the City) for her. (Yes, I watched the show and loved it… It was quite “informative.”) As parents, the importance of the world we live in became a priority. Nothing is more important than the future of our little munchkins. They are now nine and six and are learning about the civil rights movement and the fight for women’s rights so they naturally have questions. Why were African Americans forced to sit in the back of the bus? Why couldn’t women vote? The most important answer we can give them outside of the ones found in our history pages is that our world has CHANGED for the better because individuals fought for their rights while inspiring others to do the same. We tell them, YOU too can change the world if you so dream and that YOUR opinion matters, YOU MATTER. Yes, voting is about doing your part as a responsible citizen but what really moves us to vote and learn about the issues is the example we set for our children and honoring the history of DEMOCRACY that our beautiful country stands for. Thank you for your time. Don’t forget to vote. That was really touching and for a moment we almost forgot what a tool-bag the Kobester is. But seriously, we should applaud his effort to motivate the public to exercise their civic duty. Keep up the good work Black Mamba! On another note, y’all peeped how he made the Hov reference about Vanessa talking about “Carrie Fever.” We think somebody must be trying to improve his public image and show how his matrimony-dom is still going strong.

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WATCH: Tom Hanks Drops Cloud Atlas F-Bomb On Good Morning America

Now that’s what you call good publicity! Tom Hanks of all people dropped an F-bomb on Good Morning America this morning (video below!), shocking GMA host Elizabeth Vargas and putting the epic, arty Cloud Atlas on the map with those four little letters. Well done! If I had to wager I’d place Hanks as one of Hollywood’s top three most beloved stars, so I’m 99% sure our glorious nation of moralistic, upstanding, non-swearing citizens forgave him on the spot when he subsequently cranked up that Hanks charm and apologized “to the kids of America that are watching this right now.” Yes, all of those GMA-watching youngsters, Tom. To be fair Vargas pressed Hanks into doing his Cloud Atlas Cockney accent, which makes his Cloud Atlas pidgin English accent sound like Shakespeare. Hanks even protested a bit, explaining that his British voice consists pretty much only of foul language. But no matter: LIZ VARGAS WANTED THE VOICE! If you ask me, Hanks’s f***in’ slip up was a great happy accident, the perfect stunt for getting the masses interested in the Wachowskis and Tom Tykwer ‘s massively ambitious film . ” Tom Hanks plays multiple characters? And he swears?? Sign me up, honey! ” Etc. etc. Watch it on YouTube . (via Mediaite ) Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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