The current season of Celebrity Big Brother features a wide array of public figures ranging from the douchey (Kato Kaelin) to the mega-douchey (Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci). (Shout out to Ricky Williams and Tom Green, the only non-douches sharing a roof with the Mooch). But in terms of delusional behavior that makes us wonder if we should be laughing or recommending the services of a mental health professional, no one tops Dina Lohan. You might remember Dina as She Who Brought Forth the Hellspawn more commonly known as Lindsay Lohan. There was a time when Dina was the ultimate stage mom, and Lindsay was signing seven-figure deals left and right. These days, of course, Lindsay is running a brothel in Greece , which leaves her loved ones to fend for themselves. Unfortunately, this is like letting a housecat loose in the wild after a couple decades indoors. You see, the Lohans only have two methods of procuring resources: They can finagle a role on a low-rated reality show, or they can try to extort other members of the family. With her expensive taste in both jewelry and mind-altering powders, it should come as no surprise that Dina is pursuing both strategies. She’s quickly become a fan favorite on Big Brother , largely thanks to her insane proclamations about her imaginary boyfriend . Far from content with her CBB paycheck, however, Dina has been using her new platform to go after her ex-husband, claiming that Michael Lohan still owes her incredible amounts of cash. In a recent interview with The Blast, Michael addressed those claims as only he can: “With regard to money, I bought her house,” he explained. “When we divorced I gave her the house for the kids … I have it all to her for the kids but it came back to bite her in the ass because she kept the kids from me.” Michael doubled-down on those comments by claiming that he still supports Dina financially, years after their divorce. “Whenever there’s a problem, she calls me.” He also claims Dina still owes him a six-figure sum from a previous court settlement. “I still have a $100,000 judgment on her and I never pursued it because she’s so broke,” Michael claims. “But after this, the network and production company will be getting a call from my lawyers. If she keeps up the antics.” Of course, this is still Michael Lohan we’re talking about, so take everything he says with a grain of salt. Especially that part about donating six figures to charity. View Slideshow: Lindsay Lohan Is “Canceled Forever” After Bashing #MeToo Movement
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Michael Lohan: Dina Lohan Is Still Ruining My Life!
