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Claudia And Elle: Model Moms

Claudia Schiffer and Elle MacPherson were spotted on the school run in West London.

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Michael Jackson’s Kids Won’t Be On Reality Show, Katherine Jackson Says

MJ’s mother denies rumors that Prince, Paris and Prince Michael II will be on A&E’s Jackson show. By Gil Kaufman Michael Jackson Photo: Lucas Jackson/ Getty Images For most of their young lives, Prince, Paris and Prince Michael II’s father, late pop star Michael Jackson , went to great lengths to shield their faces from the prying eyes of the press. Using hats, masks, veils and other disguises, the self-proclaimed King of Pop was determined to keep his children out of the spotlight

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Signs Anti-Paparazzi Bill

California law will fine snappers for taking photos that invade stars’ privacy. By Gil Kaufman California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Photo: Peter Macdiarmid/ Getty Images California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger knows what it’s like to be blinded by the glare of the paparazzi press. Spurred by his own experience as a movie star, not to mention a series of incidents in Los Angeles in which movie and music stars have been harassed and had their privacy invaded by swarms of tabloid shooters, Schwarzenegger signed a new bill into law on Sunday that will fine paparazzi photogs for taking pictures that invade a celebrity’s right to privacy, according to CNN

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Sofia Vergara and Her See Thru Shirt of the Day

Here is Sofia Vergara in a see thru shirt showing off a really big bra you’d expect someone of her age either wearing or buying at Wal Mart. She’s some Columbian cocaine smuggler, actor and model who I’ve never heard of

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January Jones and Her Tits in Lingerie for GQ of the Day

My gay friend loves the show Mad Men. He watches the shit all the fucking time and is obsessed with the concept of smoking on drinking on the job, except when it comes to me telling him stories about me smoking and drinking on the job, which triggers him to take a motherly approach and lecture me about how I am killing myself because I don’t get a enough hugs leading him to start hugging me to which I reply “you’re killing yourself because you had too many hugs, and by hugs I mean unprotected anal with strangers that gave you AIDS so stop hugging me, because I don’t want to get AIDS like this and if I need to get it any way, it’ll be by fucking a dirty, hot pussy, not by accidentally drinking some of the tears of the overbearing gay man in my life crying over my self destructive ways”….and I am sure he doesn’t watch the show because of this January Jones bitch and her stupid calendar name, or her tits that are in GQ this month…

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Elle Macpherson’s Makes Elementary School Hot for the Non-Pedophiles of the Day

When I was in elementary school, the only pussy I remember was one of the girls in my class asking me to watch her pee in the woods behind the school, and then there was lookin onto the stripclub beside the school that eventually burnt down, but before it did, we’d spend our lunch hours watching the strippers on smoke breaks in the parking lot, then there was the mother of one of the kids who was a total fucking whore, who doubled as our lunch monitor and wore all tight denim and leather in fuck me boots, with ridiculous bleached hair extensions before the world even knew what hair extensions were, and there was that one teacher who took an interest in the less fortunate male kids who taught us about sex using his ass as the vagina, but that’s not really where I wanted to go with this story, I wanted to say that no kid had a mom who looked like Elle Macpherson in these pics come pick them up, and if they did, I would have befriended them, provided they didn’t mind having a weird immigrant who spoke broken english as a friend, so that I could sneak in the mom’s room and play with her panties, I mean when I wasn’t getting molested by my teacher. Pics via Bauer

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Video: Celebrity Nanny Diaries

Celebrities like Ethan Hawke , Robin Williams , and Jude Law have had relationships with nannies that involve a lot more than looking after their kids.

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The Future of CAPTCHA

When the spammers finally outsmart us all, we'll be writing 5-paragraph essays in CAPTCHA boxes. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Adorable Halloween Costumes for Babies

Halloween serves three main purposes: 1. Giving women the opportunity to dress in disgusting and degrading costumes 2. CANDY! and 3

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Gossip Girl: Sonic Youth in Revolt

Kim Gordon married Lily and Rufus and it was either the death of cool or the birth of awesome.

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