Note to anyone playing Pokemon GO: Stop playing Pokemon GO. Seriously. But if you refuse to heed this piece of advice, at least follow the words of wisdom below: Stop playing Pokemon GO while walking anywhere near a body of water. In the following video, some dude is obsessed with this app, staring into his phone and talking to those around him. He's on the search for animated creatures that sort of exist in the real world (that's the most in-depth understand we're willing to have of Pokemon GO) when… oops! He walks right into lots of wet stuff! “Holy sh-t, I didn’t know that was water,” says the man. “That was funny.” Sure, yes. Funny. That's one word for it. There was also this instance of a weatherman having his report interrupted by a colleague playing the game… … and this admission by a 27-year old that Pokemon GO has caused her to question her entire life. We can see how it can have that effect on people. Watch this idiot walk into a lake now:
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s divorce has been called off – or at least put on indefinite hold – more than a year after their public split. View Slideshow: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: A Romantic Rewind The couple broke up last summer, but in recent months, any talk of getting divorced has ceased altogether, sources reveal to Us Weekly. All despite an ugly breakup and rumors that Ben was drinking, gambling, away for long periods of time and/or banging Christine Ouzounian , In fact, neither party has filed divorce paperwork. Ever. “Jen mentioned that the divorce was going through very soon, and then a few weeks ago, things changed,” says a source close to Garner. “It does not seem to be moving in that direction.” The actor, 43, and actress, 44, are cohabiting with their kids in their $17.5 million mansion, albeit in separate bedrooms at the moment. Garner ” seems to still be in love with Ben but doesn’t allow her mind to go there,” says a friend close to the mother of three. “She just focuses on the kids.” As for the dude down the hall? “If it was up to Ben,” adds a second insider close to the situation, “they would be together. He feels like he can’t live without Jen.” Another Affleck source insists that the breakup is still happening, but lawyers are hammering out the details of their divorce privately. “They were never in a rush to file,” the insider says of the parents of Violet, 10, Seraphina, 7, and Samuel, 4, regardless of their issues. “This was always the plan.” “They want their kids’ lives to go on as uninterrupted as possible,” says the friend, reiterating that this is their priority and there is no rush. So … will they or won’t they? Right now, the jury is still out. For every report like this, or Jen taking back her divorce decision , which signals hope for the pair, there are others suggesting it’s over. Just recently, reports had Garner dating an accountant , or being tricked by Ben into staying with him … so clearly there’s a lot we don’t know. View Slideshow: 23 Celebrity Couples Who Make Us Believe in Love
I figure there were to posts about hard nipples on women in their 40s who people, mainly nerds fucking love, one of whom is Kate Beckinsale from some vampire movie that still looks amazing despite being a mom… Kate Beckinsale is loved – Braless and Magical for the Nerds TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Where the other one is Jennifer Aniston who made a Primetime TV career out of her nipples being hard, that translated into pretty shitty movie roles, that paid out because she was the love interest despite being old – while her personal life was a series of no one knocking her up, everyone fleeing her and her wrath, because once you latch on her teet – you get your taste and move on, like trying someone’s desert at a restaurant, it’s good but not good enough to justify the calories….or headache from your diabetic shock because you’re half dead thanks to alcoholism…. Jennifer Aniston’s Crazy thick Nipples so ready to feed – with nothing to feed – even though a week ago people said she was pregnant – it looks like that dream ended with a shit….but she still Jennifer Aniston milks these nipples harder than her baby does…but that’s probably because she doesn’t have a baby..no one will knock her up and she’s at menopause age… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale and Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Nipple Battle of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Juno Temple has been naked in a bunch of movies and I guess Vinyl, which worked out pretty well for her……..so seeing her tits doesn’t really inspire me…but then again…seeing her tits is better than not seeing her tits….cuz that’s just how life works….even when the tits are weirdly shaped, underdeveloped or over developed, a bare tit is just communicates directly to our souls…it’s probbaly a survival, baby breast feeding, the first thing we see other than afterbirth is tit…and we carry that through life, unless we weren’t breast fed and just end up emotionally detached weirdos like a puppy taken away from its mother too long. I don’t really know who Juno Temple is…but I don’t really know who anyone besides the a list are. Too many whores trying to make it, too many whores who have made it, it’s better to just reduce them to their tits, or lack there of tits, to really celebrate their actual contribution to our lives, because another movie role by an actor who feels she is talented or an artist, is just bullshit noise that takes away from tit. The interesting thing about this shoot for W MAGAZINE is that W MAGAZINE, not a porn site, posts nude and slutty instagram inspired pics of girls The post Juno Temple Almost Naked for W Magazine Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ryan Newman started acting at age 7 and you know what that means….her parents exploited her, stressed her out, spoiled her to keep her motivated then robbed her of a childhood, when other kids were playing she was on set, with all kinds of pressure to perform put on her, breaking her spirit and creating a vapid little ego….leaving her totally delusional and addicted to the good life, but forced to navigate things and retain or grow audience so that her peak of her career isn’t Sharknado 3….. She’s doing it with bikinis and hot young tit…good strategy for me, better than that other childstar Gary Coleman who did it with slowly self destructing before dying… I don’t remember ever posting pics of her before, all these bitches blend into each other, and as long as slutty selfies happen – thants what matters. VIDEO: The post 18 Year Old Actress – Ryan Newman of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Everyone is freaking out that the Pennsylvania story involving what I assume was Amish weirdos following their Amish traditions because like all Amish they have protested modern conveniences for their religious beliefs, despite it being creepy as fuck….but that may not be Amish because I didn’t read the news, I don’t like the news, and I don’t have time for the news, but I’ll pull out some keypoints from the news…like that the dude who held the girl captive and got her pregnant was given the girl by her parents – to repay a debt before giving him the rest of their daughters – allowing for a pretty insane and terrifying sex party…that dude should go to fucking jail for… But the real terifying thing in the whole thing isn’t so much the weird sexual predator – those kinds of weirdos are all over the place – so many weird dudes would lock girls in their basement and use as a sex doll if they were allowed… THE REAL issue is the parents who are supposed to protect their kids pawn them off to evil for personal gain, money, repaying debt etc….which has a lot of similarities to Britney Spears, the puppet, still owned by her parents and put to stage to perform like a performer, but too medicated to escape….which is just as fucking bad, only legal. Here she is looking hot in concert – because she’s Britney Spears… TO SEE THE REST OF PICS CLICK HERE Here she is in a bikini… HERE IS HER FAMILY SURFING WITH SECURITY – LIVIING THE LIFE… A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jun 16, 2016 at 10:47am PDT The post Britney Spears in Concert of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gigi Hadid was cultivated by a model you’ve never heard of, unless you’re big in the 55 year old rich guy in LA scene, or someone who has been a victim of her trying to make you know who she is, because if she has her own career or the illusion of a career – she won’t look like a prostitute who passes on her prostituting to her kids – because it worked out so well for her – even though the kids don’t need money – thanks to trust funds….trust funds that don’t give them that sense of importance, relevance, or mass acceptance and praise…because money can buy shit -but millions of instagram – that shit is memories, validation and what really matters in this world… Vapid cunts…all around us – The post Gigi Hadid Legs for Shoes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yes. Ariel Winter is flashing a pair of orange panties, probably a size too small panties, because she’s a bit delusional about being a solid 20 pounds overweight, because 20 pounds overweight is the new norm – and flaunting it shows your confidence… She’s another stage-parented child star who got into a big show, the biggest show, where she was taught by Sofia Vergara, the Colombian hooker, that tits are magical and can make dreams come true…to which in some kind of teen protest she cut them off…hoping it would slim her out – or at least give them new shape that were less sloppy that you’d imagine them to be… And now at 18, she’s being celebrated, still busty…because she’s not an idiot, she’s getting work…making moves…speaking to her fans – from old perverts to other kids..rich, in shorts, with panties, that woould be better if there was more lip in it -because a chubby girl’s best feature is her inny-pussy – thanks to fat lips…while the rest of them, especially with confidence are pretty uneventful…since the one thing that kills great re-shaped tits is a gunt… I know, Ariel Winter’s looking less fat than before and at 18, while rich and famous, capable of hiring a chef and trainer and handler to stop her sugar cravings – she she should be….there’s no excuse for anything but greatness – other than rebelling from her overbearing parents who created her – despite what was probably best for her psychologically… Here she is with Burt Reynolds… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Or Maybe you like Titty Hedghogs.. to divert your attention to the other hog. The post Ariel Winter’s Big Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Black Metalhead Kids Unlocking The Truth Star In New Emotional Documentary We’ve written about these young guys before but the metal trio is now set to star in their own documentary according to Rolling Stone Magazine reports: Unlocking the Truth, a metal band composed of three African-American seventh graders, is the subject of the acclaimed documentary Breaking a Monster. The music doc follows the unlikely trio – Alec Atkins, Malcolm Brickhouse and Jarad Dawkins – that scored a $1.8 million record deal with Sony Music Entertainment . Breaking a Monster was directed by Luke Meyer, who follows the middle school metalheads around from the moment their first video went viral on YouTube. But like many young performers who stumble upon sudden success, the road to fame is fraught with uneasy demands, stress from parents and friends and tough life decisions. “Originally I was asked to make a short film about the band when they were still gaining traction as street performers,” Meyer told film website IndieWire. “The short focused on what it’s like to be young and have unrestricted dreams about who you want to be in the world. In the case of Unlocking the Truth, because they’re so talented, those dreams didn’t feel as far-reaching as they might for some other kids.” The highly-anticipated movie will be released this summer nationwide starting with a June 24 release in New York City and a July 1 release in Los Angeles.
No offense to Jasmine, Belle or Merida. But not every little girl out there wasn’t to be a princess. Isn’t that right, Ainsley? A five-year old by that name has gone viral because she’s a student at Holly Springs School of Dance in North Carolina and because last week was deemed “Princess Week” by the studio. But that didn’t stop Ainsley from showing up in a hot dog costume. Word got out regarding the toddler’s hilarious decision when her dad Tweeted the photo above, along with a caption that reads: “No parent is ready to learn that their daughter is trending… #hotdogprincess Best part is it was all her idea!” Oh, yes, #hotdogprincess was trending as a hashtag for awhile this week. The dance school’s director Marilyn Chappell told The Huffington Post that Ainsley’s costume should remind everyone out there to truly embrace your true self. “We all needed a leader to say, ‘Hey, be yourself,’” Chappell said. “How cool is it that a little girl in a hot dog costume is sending out that message?” We’ll go ahead and answer that for you: it’s VERY cool! Ainsley’s dad also went ahead and Tweeted a conversation he had with his daughter about the costume choice: “Why did you want to be a hotdog? Because its my favorite costume. Are you a ketchup or mustard fan? Ketchup. Mostly.” It wasn’t just those who know Ainsley who were impressed by her self-confidence and bold decision. It was nearly anyone who came across this story. “It was princess day at dance and one little girl came as a hot dog I have never admired someone more,” wrote Twitter user @graysonl3. Ainsley became so popular, The Huffington Post reporters, that she was invited on stage as a special guest at the older students’ recital this past weekend. We’ll let another Twitter user, Jillian Ackerman, have the final word here: In a world full of princesses, dare to be a hot dog.
