Super famous working actress Chloe Grace Moretz dressed like a Beverly Hillbilly and posted it on her social media…I figure it is one of her better pictures because we don’t have to see her shitty tits that David Beckham’s son cums all over, and we can focus on the farmer’s daughter fetish with think of when we see this Moretz…who isn’t a farmer’s daughter – but rather a plastic surgeon’s daughter – from Georgia who allowed her to live the actor life – because that’s what upper middle class rich people do…they finance their kids to do bullshit and sometimes it works.. I know there are a lot of Chloe Grace Moretz pervert fans out there and this probably really excites you…so if it makes your life better, it makes me feel like I’ve done my job, despite being unemployed and having terrible work ethic… The post Chole Grace Moretz is a Hillbilly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Natasha Poly is a Russian model, not a whore, stop thinking like that…you asshole… If this was 1985 communist Russia, on a cold cement floor, where this girl was born….forced to fend for herself at the age of 12, because both her parents died of hypothermia in a work camp taking our heroine on an international whirlwind life in the sex trade….suckin’ dick internatiomnall for the mob…until realizing they could make her a model…I would be more into Natasha Poly… But the real story is that started modeling in 2004, she is married…which kinda makes her really fucking boring…at least to me…because rich chicks married to rich dudes…living the rich life…that she takes a break from every so often for a huge 1,000,000 dollar ad campaigns to seem busy or productive….isn’t really all that inspiring to me…. I like my girls more broken…and desperate…down on their luck and hungry.. So here she is in VOGUE representing nothing good…because I think the focus should always be on the actual whores who don’t make it…they have more personality, substance and edge… The post Natasha Poly and Other Models are Topless in Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Someone just emailed me this picture of Selena Gomez’s shirt evaporating, obviously created by some nerd who wishes his superpower was vaporizing shirts, but more importantly, created by some guy who sat at hime and colored her shirt to skin color….taking the liberty to decide what her nipple color is…and belly definitions is…probably took dude a couple of hours, but even if it took 30 seconds, shit is creeepy as fuck…so creepy that I have no choice but to post it and support this behavior… It’s like keep the predators off the street and put them behind computers making porn out of their favorite celebs they obsess over… Seriously, whoever made this is someone you don’t want to let babysit your kids… The post Selena Gomez Topless Gif of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess album sales are down. Media hits are down. Girl who was once the whitest black Lady Gaga from acting school created some weird ghetto character and owned it…only to be in the news all the fucking time about random nonsense from her fake ass, to her fake tits, to her “remember when she was the fat clown at the kids birthday parties”….to top selling artist with the most annoying “raps”…who was like more into “rape”..more than just our ears…but poor unsustpecting rappers who helped build her up… Because she’s posting slutty selfies, and slutty selfies are always a social media “Look at me, I exist, I am still here, I am still the egotistical rich cunt I always was”… All this to say – THANK GOD FOR FACETUNE…making her body look better than it obviously is… The post Nicki Minaj Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
While the older kids are still adjusting to life without Bruce Jenner/grandpa, Penelope Disick seems to be making a rather smooth transition. In a teaser for the upcoming episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians , Kourtney Kardashian tried to tell a bored-looking Kim Kardashian what her daughter recently said. “We were reading a bible book, and the angel in the book was this person with long hair and a white long dress,” Kourtney, 37, told Kim. “ Penelope was like , ‘That looks like my grandma.’” Kourtney was confused, and went through her mental rolodex of people who could possibly fit that name. “I was like, ‘Which Grandma? Bonnie?’ She was like, ‘No.’ I was like, ‘Lovie? GG?’ “And she was like, ‘No.’” While Kim's eyes started to glaze over, Kourtney continued. “She goes, ‘My grandma that came with us to see Zootopia . Caitlyn.’” Kim feigned fascination over the story, then went back to whatever was more interesting on her computer. It's kind of a big deal for one of Kourtney's children to refer to Caitlyn as “grandma,” since the former Olympian only transitioned from Bruce to Caitlyn in the spring of 2015. When Kourtney appeared on Kocktails With Khloe in April, she explained that Penelope and her cousin, North West were too young to get confused by Caitlyn's new identity. “The little ones, like North and P., they don't know the difference, which is the innocence of children,” Khloé pointed out after Kourtney told the story. “They know her as just Caitlyn.” Mason, 6, a bit older, so his reaction was a bit more guarded, having known Caitlyn as Bruce or “grandpa” his entire life. “Mason was uncomfortable but [would] kind of, like, be distant to Caitlyn, but Caitlyn … understood and handled it perfectly,” Kourtney said. Even after her transition, Caitlyn told her kids it was perfectly fine for them to still call her “dad.”
If there’s one thing Kris Jenner loves, it’s money. And her kids. Yeah, she totally loves her kids, too. So when her kids’ money is threatened? Whoa, Nelly. The momager is reportedly beside herself fretting because Rob Kardashian refuses to make his fiance Blac Chyna sign a prenup . “He refuses to get a prenuptial agreement with Blac and it infuriates Kris so much that she had an epic meltdown,” a source tells HollywoodLife. “She shed tears for Rob, and for herself,” continued the insider. “All her daughters have her wit, her business smarts, and common sense.” “Rob, on the other hand, doesn’t. And Kris blames herself.” We’re not sure why she’s taking all the blame, but we can’t fault her for her concern. Rob and Blac have been together for less than a year, and while everything may be rosy for them now, thinking it will remain perfect is naive AF. “She doesn’t want him to get hurt, and she sure as hell doesn’t want him to be shelling out millions to Blac should something go awry in their relationship,” added the source. View Slideshow: Rob Kardashian Makes First Red Carpet Appearance In 3 Years “They have a child on the way and Kris only wants her son to grow a pair and get smart fast.” Funnily enough, last year Blac seemingly suggested Kylie Jenner throw a prenup at her then-bae Tyga (who, of course, is Blac’s baby daddy). Wonder what Blac thinks of the idea of a prenup now? Kim Kardashian reportedly advised her brother on the necessity of a prenup as well, but rebellious Rob just laughed it off. “She told him that if he’s going to get married, at least get a prenup,” a source revealed. “He just mocked her like a child and taunted over and over ‘I’m not gonna get a prenup.’ The way he was saying it incensed her.” At this rate, it appears that whatever his mom and sisters want for him, Rob is dead set on doing the opposite. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Pregnant News: The Internet Reacts!
Nipsey Hussle Sentenced To 5 Days In Jail Just days after we revealed that actress Lauren London was totin’ a gut full of rapper Nipsey Hussle , the Cali MC struck a deal to avoid major jail time for possession of sizzurp reports TMZ : Nipsey Hussle dodged charges for his sizzurp arrest by copping a plea for his suspended license charge … and the end result is a couple days behind bars. The rapper entered a no contest plea last week for driving on a suspended license, and got a 5 day jail sentence. Nipsey got credit for 3 days served, so he only has 2 left on his tab. Prosecutors dismissed the additional charge of codeine possession. As we reported, cops say he had all the ingredients for sizzurp in his car when they pulled him over last June. We’re sure Lauren will hold her baby daddy down while he serves his 48 hours in the clink… IG
For your listening pleasure… Tobias Truvillion Dishes On ‘Empire’ If you’ve been watching “Empire” season 2 then Tobias Truvillion is a familiar face. On today’s episode of “Don’t Be Scared” the actor known for roles in “One Life To Live” and “Hitch” breaks down the character development behind his role as D-Major, the down-low music exec that’s Jamal’s love interest. Truvillion recently sat down with Danni and Jah to breakdown how the landed role and to sound off on Wednesday’s dramatic finale. On how he landed the role: “I had been running around doing films here in Atlanta and in D.C. and running around doing the stuff I do with the youth and I was sitting in the house like ‘damn I’m still broke! This is killing me right now.’ So I said I’m gonna go to the gym and work it off because I didn’t want to sing the blues. I come out the gym and I got a phone call saying ‘hey we like your work and we want you to think about this role that we have.’ One minute I was like ‘damn what’s going on’ and the next minute I’m being offered a role on a hit television show. Never give up, your breakthrough’s just around the corner.” On being a straight man portraying a down-low man: [They told me] This guy is on the down-low, how do you feel about it? They wanted to know I felt about it. I talked to my wife and my team and after talking to them I was like ‘yeah, I’m gonna go do this work.[…] People that know me who are close to me or have been following my career they know my pedigree. Those people see me and they’re like ‘Tob, another notch on the belt..this is what he’s supposed to be doing. At the same time I’m being introduced to a whole new audience who might know my face and not know my name and there’s a whole group of people who’ve never seen me at all. The response who don’t know me or did follow me is a lot of respect. It’s been a range of respect, a range of ‘oh my god get this outta my face.’ We’re stirring up conversation here, I wanna do work that people wanna talk about and want to do stories that are pushing the envelope. On criticism he’s gotten over playing D-Major: “I do a lot of work with the youth, one of the main things that’s so important to me is that—for me to even do a role like this, when I’m working with the kids I tell them that anything’s possible. Taking on a role and acting and being on Empire is wonderful but that’s what really drives me, bringing up the people with you. I might have to play character like D-Major but it’s easy when I have that little young man who doesn’t have a father or a positive heterosexual male to look up to or talk to. It’s important that people know that people judge and have stuff to say but some of the work that you don’t see is the give-back and how I pay it forward. You got all that stuff to say, go mentor a young man or young woman and then come see me.” Listen to Tobias Truvillion on “Don’t Be Scared” below. @BossipDBS @HipHopObama @DanniCanada @DavidDTSS @Tobias411
The most impressive thing about Kate Hudson is that her well versed pussy, a pussy that had been working the Hollywood scene since she was probably 14 or 15, thanks to her parents being Vapid celebrities who don’t really care so much about traditional parenting, but know their kids have it made and can really do nothing if they want, party if they want, or become hit comedic actresses through family friends…if they want…. We all know what Kate Hudson chose, getting knocked up young by an old man she met at a rock show…and carrying that behavior dating everyone all while financing her lifestyle with shitty fucking movies that paid well….I always saw her as a young mom who probably didn’t raise her own kid…a beat up vagina at a young age….far too stretched out for my micropenis…so I never really bothered paying attention… But now she’s in Shape Magazine at 40, a magazine for people in their 40s, perfect for a star who only people in their 40s would care to read up on… She can pull this well lit, well shot even if the pics are lame…now that she’s got fake tits…and a toned mom body….but she’s still photoshopped so hard that you can’t see her broken soul…. The post Kate HUdson Too Old to be in Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .