I’m not entirely convinced that Chloe Grace Moretz is a great actress just yet (watch the video below and try to tell me I’m wrong). But after checking out this photoshoot she did for Complex , I can definitely say she’s got a very promising future as a model. All she needs is a photographer who knows how to bring out the best in her, and by that I mean, her birthday suit. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures. Call me!
Now that she’s got some new book to promote , I guarantee we’re going to start seeing a lot more of Kristin Cavallari taking her kids the paps for nice long walks. And count me in. Because I have to say, motherhood is looking really, really good on this MILF. Just to be clear, I’m talking about those giant funbags, not the stroller… What kind of a sicko do you think I am?
Bella Thorne’s got a tight fucking body…and she’s got this shameless self promotion that is subtle, even comedic, in a fun and innocent way, an art I assume she crafted in her 40 years of trying to become famous, before realizing “just pretent to be 17 (now 18)”…unless she’s just a product of stage parents, who moved to LA to exploit their kids, and she is, up on some Taylor Swift kick, but without the shitty songs, but instead an acting career she subsidizes, since actors make shit money, by social media whoring….in all the right ways.. Her caption was: I usually don’t do upper body..but I was down to do a little back I’m bringing sexy back. Get it..? I’m working out my back..? Brilliant…relevant..current…now…ass…that ass…straddling..good job Disney, or whoever created her…it’s been a solid campaign… The post Bella Thorne Went to the Gym of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Donald Trump will not be the next President of the United States. I’m saying that for two reasons: 1) most political pundits seem to agree and 2) I’m just claiming it in Jesus’ name. I learned that part at church. So yeah, I’m going to just go on with the assumption that Donald Trump won’t be president of the United States. Any time we can avoid the harbinger of doom and Armageddon it’s a good thing, so I’m happy about dodging the bullet of a Trump presidency. But we shouldn’t ignore the fact that Trump has a massive following. He has a passionate fan base of people who agree that Black lives don’t really matter, people of color are either illegal immigrants or terrorists and that the LGBT community doesn’t deserve any rights. These people exist and we’ve seen them in droves at every Trump rally. But what happens in November? Where do the men and women who ardently support Trump go on November 9, 2016, a day after Trump loses his bid for President? Where does the woman who hailed Hitler in Chicago go? Or the guy who punched a protester in [insert any city in America here]? Or the kids at Northwestern University who put swastikas in a church in support of Trump? What happens to these people when their leader loses? Some of these angry supporters will probably riot . Some will burn cars, turn over trash cans, try to be violent and not get arrested for any of these things. But the rest of the supporters? Well, they’ll go home. Then they’ll go to work. And we’ll see them every day, not knowing that these were the people who supported a hate-mongering lunatic to the head of a Republican party spot. There’s a common narrative that the people who support Trump are backwoods rednecks with low income and poor education. That’s generally the common stereotype for racism in America. But let’s not get it twisted: Donald Trump supporters are all over the place and they represent a wide swath of bigots from different walks of life. And that’s the scary part. I don’t know any Trump supporters. I don’t even know anyone who knows any Trump supporters. But I know they exist, voting in silence and relishing in their mobs of ambiguity. Unless video catches them beating up protesters or yelling obscenities, it’s impossible to tell who these people are. They can rally in groups and cower back to their corners of intolerance in silence, which is exactly what they’ll do when Trump loses. The media will do the same, ignoring the hatred that’s festered in America and has only been exposed because a reality star is leading the charge. There are Trump supporters in Hollywood, in classrooms teaching our kids and wearing badges and pulling over our boys and girls. And just because the rallies will be over it won’t mean the hatred will go away. The sentiments that made thousands gather to hail Trump will be the same sentiment that will make his supporters hate people who don’t look like them. For much of America the rallies have provided a riveting spectacle showcasing how radical hatred is in this country. It’s been “surprising” and “shocking” to witness. For the rest of us, the people in the Trump rallies are our everyday reality. And when the news stops reporting on “Trump rallies” like they’re National Geographic excursions, the people who make up these crowds will still be around us every day. For much of America, Trump supporters represent a subset of American society that was buried below the surface until now. For the rest of us, Trump supporters represent the the men and women who denigrate us every day. And they won’t stop just because their leader lost out on destroying the world. So where will Trump supporters go when he loses? Nowhere. We’ll still come in contact with them every day. Their hatred won’t go away. The real question is who will still be there to care when the leader leaves yet the hatred continues?
Later this week, Joe Giudice will report to prison to begin serving a 41-month sentence on bankruptcy fraud charges. While it’s likely a somber time in the Giudice household, Juicy Joe and his wife Teresa are reportedly doing their best to enjoy his final days of freedom. Last week, Teresa and Joe enjoyed a final date night before near their home in New Jersey. Over the weekend, they left the kids and the Bravo camera crews behind for one last road trip before Joe turns himself in. “Teresa and Joe went away to Virginia for the weekend,” a source close to the couple tells Radar Online. “They didn’t film over the weekend. They just made it into a special weekend especially since Joe is leaving.” The Giudices are back home in the Garden State now, but that doesn’t mean they’re done making the most of Joe’s last days on the outside. “Word is out there’s a goodbye party Monday night for Joe and only his closest friends will be attending,” says the source. Not only is Joe facing nearly four years behind bars, there’s a possibility that he’ll be deported to Italy after he completes his sentence. He reports to prison on Wednesday, so we might be in Joe’s final 48 hours as a free resident of the Jersey. We’re sure the whole state is absolutely crushed.
Kanye West Reportedly Upset That Kim Kardashian Records North In Snapchat Videos RadarOnline is reporting that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are at odds over the latter’s use of their daughter on social media… As if Kim Kardashian and her fallen rapper husband Kanye West did not have enough reasons to fight these days, along comes Snapchat! The 35-year-old Keeping up with the Kardashians beauty just joined the popular social media platform on March 9 and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that it has ALREADY caused a massive fight between the already fractured couple. In this video, posted to Kardashian’s Snapchat just two days aga, she is shown singing in the car and suddenly notices that her two-year-old daughter is not having it! North also notoriously said in another snap that she’s “scared of Snapchat.” But although Kardashian doesn’t seem to care, West is another matter. According to a source close to the KUWTK clan, “Kanye cannot stand the fact that Kim uses their daughter North to promote herself on Snapchat or any of her other social media outlets.” Apparently, Mr. West isn’t the only one who has a problem with Kim’s habit… “Kanye told Kim that it is different when he tweets about his kids because he is not actually putting them on camera against their will.” “Nori has made it very clear to her mother and the world that she does not like being filmed and Kim does it anyways,” the source told Radar. “Kourtney and her own mother Kris have come down on Kim over this and she simply ignores them too,” the insider said, adding, “Kanye told her that he will not tolerate this behavior much longer” They should have never given that broad wifi… Image via FameFlyNet
Your heart breaks a little for the reality star and budding author. On March 14th, Kristin Cavallari attended the BELLA New York March/April 2016 Ladies Night Out cover launch party at Punto Space in New York City. The event fell on the eve of her book release, Balancing In Heels: My Journey to Health, Happiness, and Making it all Work. People Magazine asked how the reality star was doing in the months after her brother’s untimely death; Michael Cavallari’s body was found a few miles from his abandoned car in the Utah desert in December. “I’m okay. I’m going to have good days and bad days, but I’ve really found a lot of strength in my kids, especially Saylor. “I couldn’t just fall apart — I had a little baby to look after,” Cavallari admitted, referring to her infant daughter with husband Jay Cutler. Saylor James was born on November 23rd, just three weeks before authorities found Michael’s body. “When you lose someone, it really makes you realize how precious life is, and so I’m just thankful that I have my babies and I’m thankful for everything in my life.” After her brother’s passing, Cavallari sent out a touching Instagram dedicated to Saylor . “My little angel, Saylor. She has been my light throughout this whole thing and has given me so much strength,” Cavallari wrote. “Thank you baby girl for coming when u did.”
As with the rest of her family, when it comes to Kylie Jenner, you just have to take the good with the bad. The good, in this case, is a welcome reminder that Kylie looks good in a swimsuit . The bad is that she’s apparently one of those nut jobs who doesn’t think you should vaccinate your kids. Take a moment to enjoy the sight of Kylie’s truck mud flap-worthy profile, before we dive into the crazy stuff. Ironically, that tiny tattoo on her thigh says “Sanity.” Anyway, take a deep breath because we’re about to dive deep into some serious ignorance. Yes, Kylie tweeted and quickly deleted the above meme last night. We assume the reason it wasn’t live for very long is that someone informed Kylie it’s really dumb. Sure, we should try to assist Third World countries with food, shelter and clean water, but preventing the spread of deadly diseases is right up there on the list of important stuff, too. We’re not saying Kylie’s bikini selfies are the only reason to go to her social media pages, but if you’re following her for medical advice or information about global humanitarian crises, you might want to rethink some things. View Slideshow: 69 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner
It’s Selena Gomez against the clock. Dying of LUPUS. Getting CHEMO to treat that LUPUS. Pretty much not debilitating her from going to all the parties she wanted to go to. She’s like a Make a Wish Foundation bald headed kid at Disney pre-death riding every fucking ride because she knows this may be her last. Which makes sense because of that whole terminal illness managed by CHEMO thing…. So she’s out there, dressing aggressively sexy, working it for the paparazzi, because she knows Taylor Swift is pregnant and this is her window of opportunity to make her move and solidify herself in the industry using all those Disney taught skills… Not because she’s not famous, but because she’s not Taylor Swift, and that is where she wants to be, because it’s money, glory and everything…and when you’re on that timeline, you know with that CHEMO that doesn’t make you lose your hair, because it’s such a small dose…you fucking work it…as cheesy as you can….and I’m ok with it…because of hard nipples, ass pics, I don’t care the quality, just that they happened…it’s like a baseline of how desperate a bitch is, and I like desperate….especially when it is fighting for it’s life…dying… TO SEE MORE SELENA GOMEZ DRESSED SLUTTY IN PARIS CLICK HERE AND EVEN MORE MORE SELENA GOMEZ DRESSED SLUTTY IN PARIS (WITH PANTY FLASH) HERE The post Selena Gomez Paris Fashion Week Skin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Upton has been working out…so I guess it was a good opportunity for her to release all her hard work, while reaffirming to her fans that she’s still got her tits, because she knows as well as we all know, that her tits are all that fucking matter when it comes to Kate Upton…. The amazing thing in her is that at 23 years old, she’s been able to accomplish so much as a fat sloppy chick, that people believed was hot and amazing, all because they were told she was as they were stuffed with her tits in their face… This shoot is “Housewife”…which makes sense, because she’s built like a 45 year old mom on her way to pick-up the kids at the school dance…she’s got a GUNT and all…I thought only menopausal women got that… Either way, keep up the good work superstar I’ll never understand… The post Kate Upton’s Comeback for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .