Kate Upton has been working out…so I guess it was a good opportunity for her to release all her hard work, while reaffirming to her fans that she’s still got her tits, because she knows as well as we all know, that her tits are all that fucking matter when it comes to Kate Upton…. The amazing thing in her is that at 23 years old, she’s been able to accomplish so much as a fat sloppy chick, that people believed was hot and amazing, all because they were told she was as they were stuffed with her tits in their face… This shoot is “Housewife”…which makes sense, because she’s built like a 45 year old mom on her way to pick-up the kids at the school dance…she’s got a GUNT and all…I thought only menopausal women got that… Either way, keep up the good work superstar I’ll never understand… The post Kate Upton’s Comeback for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jenelle Evans doesn’t just want full custody of her son Kaiser, she wants baby daddy Nathan Griffith to pay up. The Teen Mom 2 star is reportedly under the impression that her ex is a thousandaire, rolling in fat checks he receives from the government for his past military service. And Jenelle, allegedly, thinks she deserves a piece . “Jenelle is putting the child support on Nathan,” a source told Radar Online. “She thinks he owes her something.” The site reports that Nathan had gotten monthly checks as payment for suffering post-traumatic stress disorder and a crippling injury to the brain as a result of his service. “He was getting over $3,000 a month in 2014,” claimed the source. “It’s called ‘compensation’ for being ‘disabled’ as a result of his deployment.” We don’t know what Jenelle’s attorneys have planned, but we’re fairly certain Nathan isn’t going down without a fight. He’s already proven he’s willing to beg, borrow and steal (okay, just steal) for his kid when he made off with Jenelle’s car and $1,000 worth of belongings that were in it. He allegedly wanted to seize a car seat and a stroller that were in the vehicle in order to prove to the courts that he bought things for Kaiser. Sounds like a solid plan. “Jenelle doesn’t know how much she will get,” the source added. “It depends on how much they make him pay per month and then it will all be added up.” This isn’t the only custody battle Jenelle is facing. She is also going head to head with her mother Barbara , who currently has custody of Jenelle’s son Jace. Jenelle and Nathan are said to duke it out over child support in court next month. Godspeed. View Slideshow: Jenelle Evans & Nathan Griffith: A TMI, Sometimes Rocky Romance
Nanny-banging is becoming one of the biggest problems in Hollywood – right up there with insufficient thetan-levels and Botox-resistant crow’s feet. Attractive child care professionals already broke Gwen and Gavin up, and they easily brought down Ben and Jen , (yes, even Batfleck can’t resist their charms). Now it looks like they’ve set their sights on the very top of the A-list: Yes, According to Radar Online, Brangelina is in distress following an incident in which Brad got flirty with one of the couple’s many, many live-in caregivers. “Angie was happy with the team she had assembled and handpicked to be around her and the kids,” says a source close to the situation . “Of course lots of people want to work for a famous movie star, but they put them through a very strict filtering process.” Unfortunately, Angie’s elite child-raising squad was not without its weak links, as it seems one woman couldn’t stop herself from eyeing Brad up and down like Susan Sarandon in Thelma & Louise . “He is always well-liked by the staff and friendly with them, but it became obvious the nanny was flirting around him and being a little too friendly,” the insider claims. Apparently, Jolie didn’t “think anything happened between them,” but she also didn’t think Brad did enough to discourage the attention. “[Angelina] noticed the nanny was always at the pool when Brad was there,” the source adds. “Her paranoia grew even further when she saw him fresh out of the shower wrapped in just a towel, getting some juice while the nanny was also in the kitchen with a big smile on her face.” In fairness, that’s really not the nanny’s fault. If Brad Pitt put on a towel and strolled through a Straightest Dude on the Planet competition, the contestants themselves wouldn’t be able to fight back a smile. That’s a fact; look it up. Sadly, that grin meant the end of the nanny’s time in Brangie Land. “That was the final straw for Angie,” says the source. “She confronted the nanny and a huge screaming match erupted. Of course, she didn’t hesitate to pull the trigger, and the nanny packed her things and was gone faster than you could imagine.” This all comes on the heels of rumors about Brad and Angelina screaming at each other while on vacation, and Jolie directing a really boring movie about a crappy marriage. Does this mean they’ll call it quits, or just stay in their crappy marriage until someone feels bad and gives them an Oscar for it? Only time will tell.
Positive American Youth does it again with their Free Grocery Give Away. This week families were not only provided free groceries, they where also treated to BBQ courtesy of Cravings Express & Celebrity Chef Marlo and the kids got to have a blast in a Bounce House provided by BTT Fun (Austell).
Russell Wilson Takes Solo Trip With Baby Future Something tells us Future is NOT going to like the look of this. While Ciara is off in the Nigerian countryside visiting school children and wining her waist to African music in the streets …Baby Future is spending some one-on-one quality time with his new father Russell Wilson . Cameras caught up with Russell — accompanies by CiCi’s own father — as he lovingly gets the little guy out of his car seat and into his stroller in preparation for an out-of-town flight they’re hopping together. Check it out: Via TMZ : Future HATED when Russell Wilson was pushing his kid in a stroller — so how do you think he’s going feel after seeing the QB taking the kid on a flight Tuesday … without Ciara?! In fairness to Wilson — he WAS with Ciara’s father at LAX (in fact, it was grandpa who technically pushed the stroller) … but check out the clip, it feels very daddy duty-ish. Meanwhile, Ciara was M.I.A. — probably returning from her trip to Africa where she was visiting underprivileged school children. What complicates the situation was the gauntlet Future threw down back in July — when he blasted Ciara for allowing Wilson to do things a FATHER should be doing … not a boyfriend. Hmmm…what do you think of this one? Are you of the school of thought that Russell is “out of bounds” for spending time with Baby Future and his Grandpa without Ciara’s supervision around…or is this just a man who plans to be in this child’s life long term manning up and doing stepdaddy duty? TMZ / AP
Sherri Shepherd’s Ex-Husband Lamar Sally To Star In New Reality Show While Sherri Shepherd battles against paying ex-husband Lamar Sally $4600 a month in child support for the baby they had via surrogate with a donated egg , Lamar Sally is busy filming a reality show to “clear his name” as a gold-digging opportunist. Sherri’s ex says he just wants to make sure he counters all the claims that Sherri and her celebrity friends have made about him and his intentions while parenting his son: Via Radar : Sally revealed during an interview with Radar that he is currently filming a reality show about his life as a single dad and the struggles he’s had to face in the wake of his divorce for Shepherd. “At the end of the day, I want my son to be proud of me,” he told Radar. “There are so many lies out there about me being a gold digger, me tricking Sherri into doing this and it’s just not true.” Because of all that has happened, Sally wants to share his story. “So it’s time for me to stand up and say, ‘No, this is the truth. This what really happened,’” he explained. “She has a lot more money than me,” Sally continued. “She has celebrities that have talked about me. It’s ok, because I want my son to be proud of me to say, ‘Hey, against all odds, my father stood up for me, and whatever happens, this is what he did.’” Lamar insists this isn’t just an opportunity for him to bash Sherri or make even more money off of the situation he’s in, but to champion single fathers and highlight their struggle: “We’re out there and we are raising our kids on our own,” Sally said. “We’re not trying to put down the mom, but to shine some light on what we’re doing.” “Unfortunately we are caught: whatever the ex-wife or baby mama says about you, you take it and just be the best father that you can,” he said. “Someone has to stand up for the dad and to have a voice and say, ‘Maybe there are two sides to this story.’” Sally and his costars plan to act as that voice. “We aren’t the dads that run out on their family,” he said. “No, we are dads that are in there every day grinding it out, being hands-on dads, working and we love our kids. We aren’t going to have this reputation of a weekend or part-time dad. No we are there every single day.” Interesting. We aren’t sure how this whole thing will work while he and Sherri are STILL fighting in court over the maternity of this child… Either way, will you be watching??? MailOnline / Splash
Brandy Clears Up Instagram Caption About Kevin McCall Don’t worry, it looks like Eva’s baby daddy Kevin McCall is still on the market after snapping it up with singer Brandy for the gram. Kevin posted a photo complementing the singer’s career and brandy posted a similar photo with the words “him so fine”. Her comments left people wondering if there was something more but, she quickly hit the edit button. Peep the caption below. Gotta admit, they look good next to each other.
Jennifer Garner Opens Up About Divorce From Ben Affleck In Vanity Fair Interview Since announcing their split last summer the public has been pretty much in the dark about what exactly is going on with Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck. Are they really over? Are they getting back together? Did he really screw the nanny? Garner sets the record straight in a whammy of an interview with Vanity Fair first finally putting the nanny angle to bed… “Let me just tell you something,” Garner says. “We had been separated for months before I ever heard about the nanny. She had nothing to do with our decision to divorce. She was not a part of the equation. Bad judgment? Yes. It’s not great for your kids for [a nanny] to disappear from their lives.” Months later, she’s still assessing the damage. “I have had to have conversations about the meaning of ‘scandal,’ ” she says, with her children. Nuts… We can only imagine what that must’ve been like. Cuz you know Violet is 10 and had to have heard something. Even Seraphina, their 7-year-old probably had to deal with some ratchet stories. (Their youngest, Sam, is only 4.) Garner also addressed how difficult it’s been for her to avoid the chatter about her marriage. “I turned on CNN one day,” she says, “and there we were. I just won’t do it anymore. I took a silent oath with myself last summer to really stay offline. I am totally clueless about all of it.” In this constant, 24-hour media age, unplugging takes real discipline—which can be interpreted, by some, as indifference. “Ben says, ‘Oh, you just don’t care,’ and I say, ‘No, it’s the opposite.’ It hurts me so much, and I care so much,” she says, choosing to not “give a isht” how the divorce looks to the outside world. “I cannot be driven by the optics of this. I cannot let anger or hurt be my engine. I need to move with the big picture always on my mind, and the kids first and foremost.” Poor thang! In the meantime it still sounds like Ben fawked up major and could have saved the marriage by not being such a d-bag “I didn’t marry the big fat movie star; I married him,” she says. “And I would go back and remake that decision. I ran down the beach to him, and I would again. You can’t have these three babies and so much of what we had. He’s the love of my life. What am I going to do about that? He’s the most brilliant person in any room, the most charismatic, the most generous. He’s just a complicated guy. I always say, ‘When his sun shines on you, you feel it.’ But when the sun is shining elsewhere, it’s cold. He can cast quite a shadow.” Garner also discussed 43-year-old Affleck’s new back tattoo of a giant phoenix. “You know what we would say in my hometown about that? ‘Bless his heart.’ A phoenix rising from the ashes. Am I the ashes in this scenario?” she said before adding, “I take umbrage. I refuse to be the ashes.” We are rooting for her. Hopefully she will rebound in a MAJOR way! Vanity Fair/SplashNews/WENN
Do not believe what you read: Jennifer Garner is not getting back together with Ben Affleck . But the actress is talking at length about her divorce from the Oscar winner. In a Vanity Fair cover article, Garner opens up more than ever before regarding her split from her husband of 10 years. She and Affleck stunned a nation last summer when they announced the dissolution of their marriage amidst rumors that Affleck cheated in Garner with the family nanny. But Garner takes the highest road possible in this feature piece, making it clear that infidelity was not the reason for the relationship ending. “Let me just tell you something,” she says matter-of-factly. “We had been separated for months before I ever heard about the nanny. She had nothing to do with our decision to divorce. She was not a part of the equation.” The stars announced plans to divorce in June 2015. Just a month later, the actor was linked to his children’s 28-year-old nanny, Christine Ouzounian , with photos surfacing of Affleck, Ouzounion and Tom Brady aboard a private jet. But even if Garner doesn’t cite this alleged affair as a basis for her divorce, it’s clear she doesn’t think highly of Ouzounian. “It’s not great for your kids for [a nanny] to disappear from their lives,” she says, referring to her hiring of Ouzounian as an example of “bad judgment.” View Slideshow: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: A Romantic Rewind If you’re looking for Garner to trash the father of her three kids, however, well… keep looking. “People have pain – they do regrettable things, they feel shame, and shame equals pain,” she says, adding: “No one needs to hate him for me. I don’t hate him. Certainly we don’t have to beat the guy up. Don’t worry – my eyes were wide open during the marriage. I’m taking good care of myself.” Garner and Affleck have clearly remained somewhat close since their split. They’ve been photographed together so often than talk of reconciliation flitters around the Internet every few months. Garner says she doesn’t read the Internet or follow any kind of celebrity gossip, so she knows nothing about that. But she does feel strongly about Affleck’s crazy new back tattoo , which is a gigantic etching of a Phoenix. “You know what we would say in my hometown about that? ‘Bless his heart .’ A phoenix rising from the ashes. “Am I the ashes in this scenario? I take umbrage. I refuse to be the ashes.” God bless Jennifer Garner. Everyone should be this strong and grounded in the face of public heartbreak. View Slideshow: 25 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces
I saw this video of a fat and pregnant Kelly Clarkson singing some shitty fucking song about her kids or her dad or some nonsense…to celebrate being the first winner of American Idol in their final season, since it’s holding on by a thread…. She ended up crying mid song, which made of noise because people love when people cry, and I’ll I could think was “this song is obviously about a burger, she’s singing about that time she dropped a burger on the floor”… The highlight of the video wasn’t about her losing her burger, but having it come back to her life when she got rich and famous, it was not Keith Urban forcing a good cry because singers are unstable…or Ryan Seacrest’s plastic insincerity…it was J.Lo’s lack of emotion, her bitterness that she wasn’t the one singing on stage, it was the fact that her BOTOX hasn’t been able to make her show any signs of emotion, it was the fact that she’s a fucking ROBOT….and here are her ROBOT Tits… I mean – this J.Lo bitch is everywhere. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo Robot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
