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Caitlyn Jenner’s Vanity Fair Cover of the Day

I guess we can thank Caitlyn Bruce Jenner for taking some attention away from his vapid, disgusting, porn star stepdaughter, as his cover for Vanity Fair where he outs himself, or names himself Caitlyn, in what I guess is the most publicized tranny of the year, thanks to being part of the most publicized family of the decade, in what is probably the most substantial thing they’ve contributed to the world…not because I love trannies, or I’m into tranny porn, or because I didn’t think Kim Kardashian was a tranny and still do…but because apparently this is empowering and inspiring other Trannies who are feeling lost in the world, and that’s more than we can say for the rest of the family that has just contributed to people getting ass implants, filming sex tapes, and being vapid tacky cunts…that we all hate…because it’s low level garbage… But Bruce Jenner…I mean for a 60 year old…motherfucker’s got some Olympian tits..and why does he look like Katie Holmes.. The post Caitlyn Jenner’s Vanity Fair Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sabrina the Teenage Witch Bachelorette Party of the Day

Here’s some Melissa Joan Hart, mom in her 40s, neck or is that a chin…that confuses me….wearing a bathing suit at her sister’s bachelorette party….in Miami…in a picture she posted to her social media, thanking some billion dollar diet program for giving her mom body what it needs to be one piece bathing suit ready…even if girls I know would not consider this body anything bathing suit ready…but the pervert in me thinks all bodies are always bathing suit ready…even Melissa Joan Hart… Melissa Joan Harts was one of the girls on TV, that I didn’t find hot, but that everyone found hot, leading to me questioning my sexuality, thinking “why does everyone I know jerk off to Sabrina the Teenage Witch, while I’m more into the aunt with big tits”…..her and Tapanga from Boy Meets World…were just girls I didn’t quite understand the hype around…so her in a bathing suit now, is not going to be anything I’m pumped to see, it’s just something I’ll put out there for you…because I feel bad for you…and know that in the 90s, the good years for you…this was your dream and like all dreams…they fall apart at the seams… All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead…. TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER IN HER BATHING SUIT CLICK HERE The post Sabrina the Teenage Witch Bachelorette Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Dog Fetish of the Day

Every girl loves Doggy Style, but this kind of Doggy style is not the doggy style that people like…it’s more the doggy style that makes me want to smear my asshole with peanut butter for her to lick it off, which is really what doggy style should mean, rather than just being on all fours….because it is more representative of what you sick fucks do with your dogs while you jerk off cuz they can’t tell on you… Either way, degrading Hilary Duff isn’t my dream, I don’t really like the whole degrading women, locking them in the cage in the basement, feeding them sparesely so they lean up, and marrying them in my own cult ceremony….is just not my thing… But I still don’t mind her tongue….that I know she’s using to get some attention now that she’s recently divorced and exploring new things… The post Hilary Duff Dog Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Bikini Pics of the DAy

The biggest news of the day is Kardashian oriented….the first was the worst…that Kim Kardashian is breeding yet again, because that’s what pigs do…they just keep reproducing…even though we all know she’s too self involved to ever really be a parent and we all hope that she was infertile from all the dirty unprotected sex with black men that we assume lead to countless abortions over the years…provided she’s not actually a tranny…because she looks like a tranny…far more like a tranny than her stepfather CAITLYN JENNER …who is the other big story, because he’s got great tits at 60 and looks like Katie Holmes… Which leads us to his daughter, who I assume is handling the transition of her father, who she probably barely knows, thanks to living a self involved life across the board, these vapid LA pieces of shit…who just staff up to deal with their kids…. She’s 17, she’s been rumored to have had surgery already, it’s a family activitiy apparently, and she’s banging a 25 year old rapper who has a kid with some hooker… More importantly….she’s being packaged as the next Kim, like every brand has a replacement to their bread winners…and I guess her bikini pics are her own cry for attention…while everyone else in the fucking family is crying for attention….but I don’t find any of this nearly as erotic and her dad’s tits…and I’m not even into Tranny porn, I’m just glad the Kardashians have some substance…and by substance I mean a chick in the family that looks like a chick…even if it has a cock… Go See CAITLYN JENNER ….it’s more interesting than Kim Kardashian being pregnant with Kanye’s Second Kid that we Can Hppe Ends in Miscarriage… The post Kylie Jenner Bikini Pics of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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NEWS ROUNDUP: Taraji P. Henson Wins Big At Critics Choice Awards, John Kerry Injured In Bicycle Accident…AND MORE

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Taraji P. Henson, the leading lady of the hit series Empire, is being recognized for her work on the show. Last night, the 44-year-old received…

NEWS ROUNDUP: Taraji P. Henson Wins Big At Critics Choice Awards, John Kerry Injured In Bicycle Accident…AND MORE

NEWS ROUNDUP: Taraji P. Henson Wins Big At Critics Choice Awards, John Kerry Injured In Bicycle Accident…AND MORE

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Taraji P. Henson, the leading lady of the hit series Empire, is being recognized for her work on the show. Last night, the 44-year-old received…

NEWS ROUNDUP: Taraji P. Henson Wins Big At Critics Choice Awards, John Kerry Injured In Bicycle Accident…AND MORE

Terra Jo Wallace for Beach Riot of the Day

Terra Jo Wallace is an LA looking model, who like all LA looking models, is probably from LA, or living in LA, running after the American Dream of hopefully being seen by a producer at a party, to live her life as the next Jessica Alba…or whatever girls aspire to be… I have no problem with this, I assume that it’s been going on since the 1930s when Hollywood was first coming together. I don’t care if all these girls are interchangeable, I just care that they are hot..in fact I like the sheer volume of them, it means there is enough to go around…one for all of us. It also makes LA one of the more interesting places to walk around, all these girls trying to get famous…perfect place to pretend you can make girls famous, read the site slogan…it’s my life philosophy… Now I hate catalog bikini pics, but I dig girls who get half naked while trying to make it….. E-commerce pics are not the new porn. All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead…. The post Terra Jo Wallace for Beach Riot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Miller is Alyssa Miller’s Fat Model Sister of the DAy

A video posted by Chelsea Miller (@chelsea_millerxoxo) on Apr 26, 2015 at 3:09pm PDT I’ve chosen not to let my insecurities stop me from enjoying life! I refuse to let societies standards keep me from finding beauty in myself, flaws included! Plus sized models is a real thing now. It’s a real trend. Brands and Agencies fucking love fat chicks because it’s so good for business…and more importantly…it’s so easy to find fat chicks to model for you…at least based on my experience with fat chicks…which has involved them being the only ones willing to suck my dick, while I kind of say “better than nothing”…until accidentally marrying one and being miserable for the rest of my life because that is what I deserve… What I am saying is that the world is fat, so fat chicks taking ownership of their fat, instead of working out and eating well, because that would require work and effort and going against being fat, while just embracing it can double as an empowerment…. So much plus sized model noise, in protest to skinny and healthy girls…because they are just jealous…while plus sized male models…don’t even exist…because dudes aren’t feminist bitches, we realize when we’re fat and disgusting… If plus sized male models exist, why aren’t they going viral like fat chicks are… Anyway, here’s a newly signed Chelsea Miller, who is ALyssa Miller’s sister, who you’ll know from Sports Illustrated and that’s about it, and we can assume that she was like “you’re fat with a pretty face, the agencies want fat with a pretty face, just keep eating and I’ll introduce you”…to both have her sister make money and to get her sister off her back as the annoying jealous fat sister who always complains about being the fat sister… Here are some pics from her instagram….big tits as fat chicks tend to have.. All this to say, I call this “getting my fat jealous sister off my back”…and at least it isn’t Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy… Here’s some Alyssa Miller since you probably have no idea who she is…because I don’t know who she is and I do this shit everyday..oh right..she dated Jake Gyllenhaal… The post Chelsea Miller is Alyssa Miller’s Fat Model Sister of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christie Brinkley Is 61 And A ‘Timeless Beauty’

I still can’t believe Christie Brinkley is over 60 these days, considering she’s looking better than most women half her age in these shots. At this rate, she’s going to become the first hottie to get featured by both the AARP and Hollywood Tuna. Anyway, here she is promoting her new book, appropriately called “Timeless Beauty,” which I’m guessing gives away some of Christie’s secrets for staying so hot for so long. In which case, it should be required reading for every young hottie. It’s important to take care of your body — if not for yourself, then for all us perverts out there. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Porn Star Kim Kardashian Gets Topless For Vogue Brazil

Even though I don’t get the appeal, I know a lot of you weirdos out there still like Kim Kardashian for some reason, so here’s a few pictures of the world’s most famous porn star getting topless for the June issue of Vogue Brazil . And according to my sources, Kim’s pregnant again, which means that fat ass of hers is going to get even fatter in a couple months. So there, now you sickos have something to look forward to. Enjoy these until then. Continue reading