I guess we can thank Caitlyn Bruce Jenner for taking some attention away from his vapid, disgusting, porn star stepdaughter, as his cover for Vanity Fair where he outs himself, or names himself Caitlyn, in what I guess is the most publicized tranny of the year, thanks to being part of the most publicized family of the decade, in what is probably the most substantial thing they’ve contributed to the world…not because I love trannies, or I’m into tranny porn, or because I didn’t think Kim Kardashian was a tranny and still do…but because apparently this is empowering and inspiring other Trannies who are feeling lost in the world, and that’s more than we can say for the rest of the family that has just contributed to people getting ass implants, filming sex tapes, and being vapid tacky cunts…that we all hate…because it’s low level garbage… But Bruce Jenner…I mean for a 60 year old…motherfucker’s got some Olympian tits..and why does he look like Katie Holmes.. The post Caitlyn Jenner’s Vanity Fair Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s some Melissa Joan Hart, mom in her 40s, neck or is that a chin…that confuses me….wearing a bathing suit at her sister’s bachelorette party….in Miami…in a picture she posted to her social media, thanking some billion dollar diet program for giving her mom body what it needs to be one piece bathing suit ready…even if girls I know would not consider this body anything bathing suit ready…but the pervert in me thinks all bodies are always bathing suit ready…even Melissa Joan Hart… Melissa Joan Harts was one of the girls on TV, that I didn’t find hot, but that everyone found hot, leading to me questioning my sexuality, thinking “why does everyone I know jerk off to Sabrina the Teenage Witch, while I’m more into the aunt with big tits”…..her and Tapanga from Boy Meets World…were just girls I didn’t quite understand the hype around…so her in a bathing suit now, is not going to be anything I’m pumped to see, it’s just something I’ll put out there for you…because I feel bad for you…and know that in the 90s, the good years for you…this was your dream and like all dreams…they fall apart at the seams… All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead…. TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER IN HER BATHING SUIT CLICK HERE The post Sabrina the Teenage Witch Bachelorette Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Becoming a child star is like flipping a coin. There are only two ways it can turn out and there total opposites of one another. You either turn into a washed-up tabloid trainwreck (See: Lindsay Lohan, any actor named Corey) or you blossom into an attractive, talented star who kicks ass well into adulthood (See: all the women in the list below). 21 Child Stars Who Became Hot Adults 1. Tiffani Thiessen View Photo Tiffani Thiessen started out as Kelly Kapowski in Saved by the Bell. She inspired milllions of male fantasies during her time at Bayside High, and she’s only gotten hotter with age. 2. Kristen Stewart View Photo K-Stew got her big break at the age of 12, co-starring with Jodie Foster in Panic Room. She went on to become one of the most bankable actresses in Hollywood, thanks in no small part to stylish good looks. 3. Emma Watson View Photo Emma has come a long way since Hogwarts. She now has Hollywood, the fashion world, and millions of men undr her spell. 4. Kirsten Dunst View Photo Kirsten Dunst hit it big at a young age, landing high-profile roles in Interview With the Vampire and Jumanji before she reached her teens. She grew into a very attractive young woman, and has continued to work steadily. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Alyssa Milano View Photo It’s hard to believe that Alyssa Milano is 42, not only because we can’t believe Who’s the Boss was that long ago, but also because she continues to get hotter with each passing year. 6. Christine Lakin View Photo Christine Lakin got her start as the tomboy Alicia “Al” Lambert on the ABC sitcom Step By Step. At the time she was cast, we’re guessing producers didn’t expect her to grow into one of the most naturally gorgeous actresses in Hollywood. 7. Christina Ricci View Photo She’s come a long way since Wednesday Addams. Christina accounced the sexpot stage of her career with her mostly-nude role in Black Snake Moan. 8. Natalie Portman View Photo Natalie Portman gained acclaim for her role in Leon: The Professional when she was just 13. She went on to become one of the most acclaimed (and sexiest) actressed in Hollywood. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Katie Holmes View Photo Katie Holmes inspired millions of crushes as Joey on Dawson’s Creek. Now that she’s free of the Tom Cruise’s creepiness, we can all resume lusting after her. 10. Melissa Joan Hart View Photo Melissa explained it all as Clarissa. But there might be an explanation for how hot she is these days. 11. Alicia Silverstone View Photo Alicia became the it-girl of the late ’90s as Cher in Clueless. She may not be an A-listed anymore, but she’s still crazy hot. 12. Stacey Dash View Photo Speaking of Clueless, remember Cher’s friend, Stacey Dash? These days she’s a Fox News correspondent, and while you might not agree with her politics, there’s not denying that she’s smokin’ hot. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Drew Barrymore View Photo Drew was one of the original troubled child stars. Fortunately, she pulled herself out of the tailspin to become one of Hollywood’s most bankable actresses. As a bonus, she remains super hot. 14. Danica McKellar View Photo Given her myriad academic accomplishments, it’s almost insulting to point out that former Wonder Years star Danica McKellar is incredibly hot these days. But we’re gonna do it anyway. 15. Christine Taylor View Photo Christine Taylor got her start in roles like Marcia in The Brady Bunch Movie and Melody in Nickelodeon’s Hey Dude. She’s still hot, and she’s married to Ben Stiller, so we’d say she’s doing alright for herself. 16. Lacey Chabert View Photo Lacey Chabert started out on Party of Five and starred in Mean Girls as one of the Plastics. She famously (and foolishly) abandoned her role as Meg on Family Guy, but hey, at least she’s still hot! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Mila Kunis View Photo Lacey’s Family Guy replacement – Mila Kunis – landed the role of Jackie on That ’70s Show when she was just 14. Since then she’s become one of the hottest and most in-demand actresses in Hollywood. 18. Christina Applegate View Photo Christina Applegate started out as Kelly Bundy on Married With Children way back in 1987. Today, at 43, she continues to get hotter with age. 19. Claire Danes View Photo Claire Danes got her big break playing Angela Chase in the critically-acclaimed, but shortlived ABC drama My So-Called Life. These days, she can be seen looking hotter than ever on Showtime’s Homeland. 20. Jennifer Love Hewitt View Photo Like Lacey Chabert, J-Love got her start on Party of Five. And hey, they both grew up to be super hot, too! Winning! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Anna Chlumksy View Photo Remember Anna Chlumsy from My Girl. Well, she’s in the midst of a career renaissance thanks to her role on Veep. But that’s not why she’s on this list. No, she’s here because she happens to also be super hot! The End. Up Next: ” 21 Child Stars Who Became Hot Adults .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Sure, it’s depressing that Lindsay is facing jail time again, but the ruthless Hollywood machine that turned her into a child star way before it was psychologically healthy also gave us living embodiments of awesomeness like Natalie Portman and Emma Watson. Of course, growing up to be good-looking and successful is no guarantee that you won’t make the occasional tabloid headline. Kristen Stewart’s love life is evidence of that. But the world is an unfair place, and the entertainment industry has historically been far more likely to forgive and forget when sexy and/or talented people screw up. So we made room on the list for the ladies who stumbled a bit but looked got more gorgeous every step of the way. Hey, we have Hollywood in our name, we’re allowed to be shallow, right? Anyway, check out the gallery above for a rundown of some early-blooming A-listers, as well as some high school crushes you may have forgotten about.
Melissa Joan Hart’s post-baby weight loss can be attributed to Nutrisystem, she says … and she happens to be the newest spokesperson for the company. “I love working with Nutrisystem,” Hart tells ET Online. “The weight loss program is really delivering results for me and I look forward to long term success, staying motivated and helping others do the same.” The actress welcomed her third child, son Tucker, in 2012 with husband Mark Wilkerson. Since then, the mom to sons Mason, 7, and Brady, 5, has lost 20 pounds. “She mirrors our values and will resonate with our customers as authentic,” Nutrisystem said in a statement of the 36-year-old Melissa & Joey actress. “Moving forward, you’ll see us have an appropriate mix of inspiring celebrities and real life customers alike who have also enjoyed terrific success.” Shortly after welcoming baby Tucker, Hart said she’s done her best to be active: “I know a lot of people with newborn babies that stay at home with the baby.” “Maybe I’m a little selfish but I’m like, ‘I want to watch my son at hockey,’ so I bundle up the baby and bring him in a car seat and bring him with me.” “I go through the extra effort to be with the older ones too!”
TeenNICK — the network that scored a major coup this week with its new block of retro Nickelodeon programming called “The ’90s are All That” — just reacquainted us with the glory that was Clarissa Explains It All . Remember Clarissa’s sweet hubcap collection? Or her pet caiman Elvis? Or her superhuman computer/DOS prowess? Well, here’s one perk of Clarissa you probably don’t remember: Her family predicted Cowboys & Aliens .
Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence, two important figureheads of the teenybopped ’90s, have united to give us Melissa & Joey , an ABC Family series that looks like a “TGIF” effort from exactly 1997. Let’s review last night’s pilot episode, size up both actors’ sitcom skills, and declare one of these two Tiger Beat phenoms this week’s victor.
Dancing with the Stars eliminated two of its more boring contestants this week. We actually wrote that opening line before watching the show, as season nine’s cast is so weak that pretty much anyone on the chopping block qualifies as unentertaining
I used to watch TGIF on ABC a bunch of years back and ponder where I went wrong in my life that at 30 I was sitting at home drinking whiskey with two teenage girls who weren’t mine watching TGIF on ABC like being wholesome was supposed to be fun or some shit. It was a turning point in my life where I figured I had made a mistake and fucking hookers and drinking myself into the gutter on random drug induced adventures was a hell of a lot more interesting that this shit and whenever this Teenage Witch bullshit would come on, I’d get real mad, because her fucked up face fucked up the only thing that was interesting about watching TGIF on ABC and that was fantasizing about fucking the shit out of the girls on the show
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