Source: ChinaFotoPress / Getty Taylor Swift ‘s new album Reputation hasn’t even come out yet and already T Swift has people in an uproar for multiple reasons. Here’s the breakdown: First, with the release of her new single “Look What You Made Me Do,” Taylor seems to be taking shots at Kanye West . She sings lines like, “I don’t like your little games/ Don’t like your tilted stage/ The role you made me play: of the fool/ No, I don’t like you.” Then, she later sings, “The world moves on / Another day another drama, drama / But not for me, Not for me / All I think about is karma.” Taylor and Kanye have had a long history of beef starting with when he interrupted her acceptance speech at the VMAs in 2009. When it was assumed her new lines were about Yeezy, the Internet had something to say. Some thought she bodied the rapper and his family. I feel so bad for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Taylor Swift just ended them. —
Danielle Bregoli was sentenced to five years of probation , but that won’t stop her blossoming career of … just generally being an infamous sort of person whom people ironically enjoy. We know that she’s doing the whole reality show thing , which she should do sooner rather than later if she wants any viewers. But apparently the Cash Me Ousside girl is doing music . This is no longer hypothetical, folks. It’s time to panic. We’ve known that she can sing for a while, now. Remember when Danielle Bregoli belted out Beyonce … while for some reason sitting in the driver’s seat of a car? (We’ll say it now and we’ll say it again, because this cannot be said enough — she is fourteen ) Actually, a fair share of her legal troubles came from stealing her mother’s car, which is the kind of absurdly bad behavior that got her on talk show host and walrus-American Dr. Phil’s show in the first place. That’s the television appearance that made Danielle Bregoli, when her offer to fight the audience — “cash me ousside, how bow dah?” (meaning “catch me outside — to fight — how about that,” in English) — became a viral sensation. And now she’s capitalizing on that fame. First, of course, there’s talk of the reality show which … ugh, we’ll get to speculation about that later. And then there’s this, her upcoming rap career, which spells doom upon all the world. First, she’s chosen the rap name “Bhad Bhabie,” and already changed her Instagram handle. We don’t know if it’s carefully crafted by industry consultants or if it was Danielle’s whim, but — like so many rap names — it’s super, super bad. And she’s already doing music, you guys. Danielle Bregoli’s upcoming single is called “These Heaux,” which is pronounced these hoes , because of course it is. TMZ got to listen to a bit of it and is reporting back on those lyrics and … it’s not great, you guys. “These hoes be lackin’, see me in back and … they talk all this s–t but don’t say it in person.” Did she rhyme back and and person ? Oh boy. “Water, water drippin’, come take a peek … you in a trailer ho, bitch you can’t compete.” First of all, Danielle Bregoli’s life before a few months ago wasn’t that glamorous, so she’s really putting some distance … while clearly still clinging to the white trash image that’s probably going to part of her brand for a good long while. Second of all … she just rhymed peek with compete . We feel a headache coming on. Danielle Bregoli also brags in the lyrics about “sippin’ lean” and about riding in a Maybach (which is basically just a type of Mercedes). Oh, and she brags about her ability to keep a man. She is fourteen , you guys. Obviously, fourteen isn’t too young to date or whatever. Plenty of young people engage in some form of hooking up at younger ages with zero adverse results. The key, of course, is for them to be safe and smart and for their boyfriends and girlfriends to be, you know, age-appropriate. Danielle’s newfound celebrity might help keep her from becoming sixteen and pregnant, we hope, but it might put her into even more contact with creepy older dudes. (We’ve already heard about 27-year-old Tyga flirting with Danielle Bregoli , because he’s such a creep) We totally get that, between her image as an up-and-coming public personality and just being a teenager, Danielle is eager to portray herself as an adult. (She’s also undoubtedly been emotionally and psychologically scarred by her upbringing and really, really can’t help how she acts unless she gets the help that she needs) But we want her newfound fame to be her success story. You can play a white trash character for the cameras and in the recording studio and still go back to your nice home and behave yourself well in real life. We want that opportunity for Danielle. Life’s handed her a bunch of lemons and maybe she’ll manage to turn them into lemonade. But we’re very aware that her life could get worse, not better.
Taylor Swift Teases New Music With Snake Imagery Taylor Swift has been laying low ever since Kanye and Kim blasted her as a liar over the lyrics to West’s song “Famous” last year. Now, the professional victim appears to be clapping back at the #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty hosted by Kim Kardashian , adopting her reputation as a “snake” to promote her return to the spotlight. pic.twitter.com/p2DyY0e2M3 — Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 21, 2017 Folks are suspecting that this marks new music on the way…possibly this Friday, if you care. pic.twitter.com/12Rfi8bso4 — Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 22, 2017 She sure is riding the wave of this narrative she swears she doesn’t want to be a part of. WENN
Taylor Swift Teases New Music With Snake Imagery Taylor Swift has been laying low ever since Kanye and Kim blasted her as a liar over the lyrics to West’s song “Famous” last year. Now, the professional victim appears to be clapping back at the #TaylorSwiftIsOverParty hosted by Kim Kardashian , adopting her reputation as a “snake” to promote her return to the spotlight. pic.twitter.com/p2DyY0e2M3 — Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 21, 2017 Folks are suspecting that this marks new music on the way…possibly this Friday, if you care. pic.twitter.com/12Rfi8bso4 — Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 22, 2017 She sure is riding the wave of this narrative she swears she doesn’t want to be a part of. WENN
Botched is honestly an amazing program. It's usually either a story about a deranged doctor or a patient who has some serious issues (Remember the guy whose nose could come off ?). But sometimes there are problems that no surgeon can fix. Sometimes, though, people have issues extending far beyond whatever drives them to get inadvisable cosmetic procedures, and beyond whatever went wrong with those procedures. Like this woman in the video below, named Tiffany, whose obsession with Donald Trump and his family led her to get 13 surgeries in a single year to look like Trump's ideal woman: Ivanka. Well, in an attempt to look like her. You would never mistake one for the other. The woman's name is Tiffany, and it is very difficult to imagine someone mistaking her for Ivanka Trump. Tiffany says that she has had thirteen procedures during the past year in an effort to forge herself into the First Daughter. Excuse us — in an effort to architect herself into the First Daughter. That's the way that the real Ivanka talks. As you'll see in the clip below, the doctors are super alarmed to hear about this. Tiffany does explain that she was only put under three times (she illustrates this by holding up three fingers, which is weird and we'll talk about that in a moment). The doctors discuss how it's possible to have multiple small procedures during one session of general anesthesia, which is clearly what Tiffany has done. They ask what brought this on, and she mentions that she started getting the surgeries about four months after her ten year marriage ended. As the doctors explain, it's not uncommon for people to have what are essentially rebound surgeries , though they don't quite phrase it that way. We think that this woman has more issues than just getting over her marriage, though. Tiffany says that she is completely “committed” to looking like Ivanka Trump, though they don't discuss that in the video. With technology where it is now, that is just not a realistic expectation. Just a reminder, folks, this is what the real Ivanka looks like: It's funny that this woman's name is Tiffany, because Trump actually has another daughter who is named Tiffany. If you forgot, don't worry — Trump forgets, too. By the way, this woman's issues clearly go beyond cosmetic procedures and also well beyond her adoration for Trump. In this super cutesy way, she holds up three fingers — like a child or maybe a girl from an anime. Her mannerisms and the way that she very deliberately blinks to look “cute” speaks to some serious maturity issues. This woman was married for a decade. We don't know Tiffany's age but, even if she got married in high school, she's at least old enough now to rent a car (25 years old, folks). She's probably well into her thirties. This is not … becoming on her. To be clear, not everyone who's a fan of Trump is as completely whackadoodle as this woman. Similarly, not everyone who supports Trump is a Nazi or white nationalist like those who rallied in Charlottesville over the weekend. Admittedly, Trump's remaining supporters are willing to overlook a great deal of racism and sexism and inconsistent messaging and a whole host of other things that horrify most of the country, but that's another story. And, hey, at least Steve Bannon's been booted from the White House. That probably won't change anything significantly, but let's enjoy that nice feeling until the next disaster strikes. But, though this footage was surely captured months ago, Tiffany is probably still 100% on Trump's side. In this video, you'll see those strikingly immature mannerisms that we talked about. Her style seems like something that someone would wear as a Halloween costume to portray Ivanka, but it doesn't feel like what Ivanka would have worn if she'd been going on Botched for whatever reason. (Maybe to get a chin since her father deprived her and her siblings of one — sorry ) But let's not talk to Tiffany about Ivanka's feature or she might try to get more procedures after she gets whatever she wanted fixed, fixed.
Botched is honestly an amazing program. It's usually either a story about a deranged doctor or a patient who has some serious issues (Remember the guy whose nose could come off ?). But sometimes there are problems that no surgeon can fix. Sometimes, though, people have issues extending far beyond whatever drives them to get inadvisable cosmetic procedures, and beyond whatever went wrong with those procedures. Like this woman in the video below, named Tiffany, whose obsession with Donald Trump and his family led her to get 13 surgeries in a single year to look like Trump's ideal woman: Ivanka. Well, in an attempt to look like her. You would never mistake one for the other. The woman's name is Tiffany, and it is very difficult to imagine someone mistaking her for Ivanka Trump. Tiffany says that she has had thirteen procedures during the past year in an effort to forge herself into the First Daughter. Excuse us — in an effort to architect herself into the First Daughter. That's the way that the real Ivanka talks. As you'll see in the clip below, the doctors are super alarmed to hear about this. Tiffany does explain that she was only put under three times (she illustrates this by holding up three fingers, which is weird and we'll talk about that in a moment). The doctors discuss how it's possible to have multiple small procedures during one session of general anesthesia, which is clearly what Tiffany has done. They ask what brought this on, and she mentions that she started getting the surgeries about four months after her ten year marriage ended. As the doctors explain, it's not uncommon for people to have what are essentially rebound surgeries , though they don't quite phrase it that way. We think that this woman has more issues than just getting over her marriage, though. Tiffany says that she is completely “committed” to looking like Ivanka Trump, though they don't discuss that in the video. With technology where it is now, that is just not a realistic expectation. Just a reminder, folks, this is what the real Ivanka looks like: It's funny that this woman's name is Tiffany, because Trump actually has another daughter who is named Tiffany. If you forgot, don't worry — Trump forgets, too. By the way, this woman's issues clearly go beyond cosmetic procedures and also well beyond her adoration for Trump. In this super cutesy way, she holds up three fingers — like a child or maybe a girl from an anime. Her mannerisms and the way that she very deliberately blinks to look “cute” speaks to some serious maturity issues. This woman was married for a decade. We don't know Tiffany's age but, even if she got married in high school, she's at least old enough now to rent a car (25 years old, folks). She's probably well into her thirties. This is not … becoming on her. To be clear, not everyone who's a fan of Trump is as completely whackadoodle as this woman. Similarly, not everyone who supports Trump is a Nazi or white nationalist like those who rallied in Charlottesville over the weekend. Admittedly, Trump's remaining supporters are willing to overlook a great deal of racism and sexism and inconsistent messaging and a whole host of other things that horrify most of the country, but that's another story. And, hey, at least Steve Bannon's been booted from the White House. That probably won't change anything significantly, but let's enjoy that nice feeling until the next disaster strikes. But, though this footage was surely captured months ago, Tiffany is probably still 100% on Trump's side. In this video, you'll see those strikingly immature mannerisms that we talked about. Her style seems like something that someone would wear as a Halloween costume to portray Ivanka, but it doesn't feel like what Ivanka would have worn if she'd been going on Botched for whatever reason. (Maybe to get a chin since her father deprived her and her siblings of one — sorry ) But let's not talk to Tiffany about Ivanka's feature or she might try to get more procedures after she gets whatever she wanted fixed, fixed.
As of today, Taylor Swift has been wiped from social media. Her accounts are still there, but every photo that she’s ever shared, and even her profile pictures, are gone as if they’d never been there. You might even say that she has … blank space . Today’s date is actually a big deal for Taylor Swift, so — whether she was hacked or did this herself — the timing is not a coincidence. Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr (she used to be very, very active on Tumblr) show zero activity on Taylor’s accounts. Taylor Swift’s abrupt social media cleanse has fans buzzing. That’s very understandable. There was absolutely zero warning. Sure, Taylor’s been less active in recent months on social media than she had been int he past. Just this summer, she broke what had been months of social media silence to congratulate Selena Gomez on Selena’s new music. Some wonder if this is just paving the way for what’s to come. Others worry that Taylor’s been hacked — that someone got access to all of her accounts and decided to just wipe them out. Her Instagram account looks like this now: Aside from little details like her follower count, that looks like a brand new account instead of one belonging to one of the most popular celebrities in the world. But today, August 18th, isn’t just any day. Today is the three-year anniversary of Taylor Swift dropping “Shake It Off.” Today is also the three-year anniversary of Taylor Swift announcing her 1989 album. Yeah. So, barring some very unlikely malfunctions that occurred simultaneously on multiple social media platforms, there are two possibilities. One, that someone wanted to hurt the singer — because they could — by wiping out years of hard work. Two, that Taylor is preparing for something. Think of it this way: 1989 marked Taylor’s foray into the true mainstream. Her previous albums had enjoyed tremendous popularity, but they’d already had a strong Country element that limited their appeal. 1989 had none of that. However, last year, with Taylor already fearful of overexposure and weakened by Calvin Harris’ treachurous tweets at her after their breakup, Taylor Swift faced Kim Kardashian’s carefully timed attack . So many fickle fans turned on her, calling Taylor a “snake.” (Now, Taylor Swift is 100% a Slytherin, but that’s no insult and also not what people meant) It’s been more than a year than that shameful time, and it feels like the time is right for Taylor to come back. So today could mark preparations for Taylor to drop a new album. We cannot tell you how exciting that is for us. She’s wiped the slate clean and can be reborn anew, rising stronger. Taylor has already vanquished a foe in court this week, winning her court battle against the man she says groped her . She’s also been putting her money where her mouth is and donating to help other women who have been sexually assaulted . Now sounds like the perfect time for a grand resurrection of her career. Whatever Taylor has planned, we can’t wait to see it! View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Albums: The Definitive Countdown!
As of today, Taylor Swift has been wiped from social media. Her accounts are still there, but every photo that she’s ever shared, and even her profile pictures, are gone as if they’d never been there. You might even say that she has … blank space . Today’s date is actually a big deal for Taylor Swift, so — whether she was hacked or did this herself — the timing is not a coincidence. Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr (she used to be very, very active on Tumblr) show zero activity on Taylor’s accounts. Taylor Swift’s abrupt social media cleanse has fans buzzing. That’s very understandable. There was absolutely zero warning. Sure, Taylor’s been less active in recent months on social media than she had been int he past. Just this summer, she broke what had been months of social media silence to congratulate Selena Gomez on Selena’s new music. Some wonder if this is just paving the way for what’s to come. Others worry that Taylor’s been hacked — that someone got access to all of her accounts and decided to just wipe them out. Her Instagram account looks like this now: Aside from little details like her follower count, that looks like a brand new account instead of one belonging to one of the most popular celebrities in the world. But today, August 18th, isn’t just any day. Today is the three-year anniversary of Taylor Swift dropping “Shake It Off.” Today is also the three-year anniversary of Taylor Swift announcing her 1989 album. Yeah. So, barring some very unlikely malfunctions that occurred simultaneously on multiple social media platforms, there are two possibilities. One, that someone wanted to hurt the singer — because they could — by wiping out years of hard work. Two, that Taylor is preparing for something. Think of it this way: 1989 marked Taylor’s foray into the true mainstream. Her previous albums had enjoyed tremendous popularity, but they’d already had a strong Country element that limited their appeal. 1989 had none of that. However, last year, with Taylor already fearful of overexposure and weakened by Calvin Harris’ treachurous tweets at her after their breakup, Taylor Swift faced Kim Kardashian’s carefully timed attack . So many fickle fans turned on her, calling Taylor a “snake.” (Now, Taylor Swift is 100% a Slytherin, but that’s no insult and also not what people meant) It’s been more than a year than that shameful time, and it feels like the time is right for Taylor to come back. So today could mark preparations for Taylor to drop a new album. We cannot tell you how exciting that is for us. She’s wiped the slate clean and can be reborn anew, rising stronger. Taylor has already vanquished a foe in court this week, winning her court battle against the man she says groped her . She’s also been putting her money where her mouth is and donating to help other women who have been sexually assaulted . Now sounds like the perfect time for a grand resurrection of her career. Whatever Taylor has planned, we can’t wait to see it! View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Albums: The Definitive Countdown!
I know they say that Kylie Jenner is a human, or a teen girl, but I still think she’s some mutant that grew in a pair of Kim Kardashian’s panties that were lost under the couch in the very expensive Kardashian house…you know next to some radioactive device KIM was using on her face to stay youthful and look like an instagram filter…causing Bruce’s penis fell off and became a vagina… She’s so fucking weird looking, whether it’s plastic surgery or just face injections and fat transfers or not, it’s insane…but what is even more insane is that people think this look is hot and girls everywhere are living it….it’s like they are either genderless freaks you can’t decipher, or they are this… jacking up their faces, they are doing optical illusions with fake hair and make-up and the whole thing is terrifying…an army of doughy faced weirdos… These are her bikini pics, big tits though….I wonder why brands support this shit….very irresponsible… The post Kylie Jenner’s Totally Normal Looking Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
We’ve known for quite some time that Kylie Jenner is slowly transforming into Kim Kardashian , but we’re beginning to think she might be rushing the process. In addition to the many physical ways in which Kylie is morphing into a Mini-Kim, she also seems to be adopting many aspects of her older sister’s lifestyle. And no, we’re not talking about the possibility of a Kylie Jenner sex tape . Unlike Kim, at 20, Kylie is way too famous for that sort of thing. Anyway, perhaps inspired by her sister’s marriage to Kanye West, Kylie exclusively dates rappers these days. Just weeks after her breakup with Tyga, Kylie began dating Travis Scott , and it seems the relationship is moving at breakneck speed. Rumors that Kylie and Travis are living together began circulating almost immediately after they got together, and now it seems the young couple may have taken yet another major step together. In Touch is reporting today that Kylie is four months pregnant with her first child. Like we said, these two really aren’t wasting any time. The tabloid’s sources on the matter seem convinced that Kylie is knocked up, but the “proof” they offer is nothing more than vague speculation. “They’re not using protection and she’s told a bunch of people that Travis is baby daddy material. Kylie’s moving way too fast with Travis but this is the way she rolls,” says one insider. “Laughing it off because he doesn’t think she’s serious, but he won’t be seeing the funny side when she tells him they’re expecting.” Kylie turns 20 today, and because she’s a member of the Kardashian clan, that means multiple parties, most of which she’ll be paid for attending. Even though she’s underage, her friends are apparently using the ” gasp, she’s not drinking! ” observation as concrete evidence that Kylie is knocked up. “Kylie kept to herself with the excuse that she was focused on her new makeup line,” sources told the mag. “But we all think she’s staying out of the spotlight until she’s ready to share her news. She’s been keeping low-key for months now, and everyone thinks she’s pregnant.” Of course, Kylie’s version of low-key is very different from ours. She’s still been posting selfies that are viewed by tens of millions, and either she took them in advance in preparation for a day she might need to mislead her fans, or she’s very early in the gestation process. Oh, there’s also the possibility that Kylie is just not pregnant. Yeah, we’re gonna go ahead and go with that one. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Selfies: A Kandid Kollection
