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Kimberley Garner Will Get Your Out Of Your Food Coma

Since we’re all hung over and stuffed with turkey, I’m not going to be going crazy today with posts. However, if I see a hottie like my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner at an event dressed in sexy leather, I’ll get out of my food coma and post it for you guys. You’re welcome              

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Kimberley Garner’s Sideboob Action

As any of my regular readers know, I’ve been in a pretty serious Internet relationship with Kimberley Garner here for a while now. See, first, she shows up to red carpets with that perfect booty profile of hers, I post the pictures and declare my love for her, and then she does this cute thing where she pretends to not know I exist. But this time Kimberley really outdid herself, because she dropped some great sideboob to go along with the usual booty shots at The Expendables 3 London premiere. It must be our anniversary. » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Paris Hilton Knows How To Dress!

I know I’ve ragged on Paris Hilton a lot in the past, but to be fair, she makes it too easy on us bloggers. Now that she’s pretty much irrelevant and not really famous anymore though, I’m starting to actually like her again. Especially when she shows up in outfits like this one she wore to the BET Awards. What can I say? I’m a sucker for a hot nobody using her funbags to get attention. Enjoy. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet Continue reading

Kimberley Garner’s Sideboob Show

I know Kimberley Garner isn’t as big a name in the rest of the world as she is on this blog, and you’d think with all the attention I’ve given her over the years that eventually she’d return the favor. Like by either returning my tweets or my perfectly reasonable requests for lingerie selfies. But either way, Kimberley will always be my favorite British Twitter girlfriend for pictures like this. Because even when we’re having relationship troubles, like when she pretends to forget I exist, all she has to do is turn to the side, drop some sideboob and/or that perfect booty profile of hers and all is instantly forgiven. What can I say? I guess I’m whipped. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kimberley Garner’s Little Cleavage Show Continues…

Here’s Kimberley Garner out in London and showing why she’s still one of my favorite Twitter girlfriends even if she hasn’t tweeted me back in months. See, even though Kimberley isn’t exactly stacked in the front meat department, that hasn’t stopped her from showing it off lately . Just like even though I’ve got no shot at consumating our fake relationship, it still won’t stop me from trying again and again. Never give up on your dreams, kids. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kimberley Garner’s Little Cleavage Show

Normally, I don’t spend a ton of time on my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner ‘s cleavage, since usually I’m too focused on her perfect stems and trying to convince her to finally consummate our Internet relationship by sending me naked pictures. But it doesn’t look like that’s happening any time soon, I guess Kimberley is one of those wait until marriage types. So in the meantime, I’ll just have to make do with pictures like this. Luckily, it’s a pretty solid consolation prize. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Kimberley Garner’s Little Cleavage Show

Normally, I don’t spend a ton of time on my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner ‘s cleavage, since usually I’m too focused on her perfect stems and trying to convince her to finally consummate our Internet relationship by sending me naked pictures. But it doesn’t look like that’s happening any time soon, I guess Kimberley is one of those wait until marriage types. So in the meantime, I’ll just have to make do with pictures like this. Luckily, it’s a pretty solid consolation prize. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Kimberley Garner Is Seriously Leggy

See, now this is why I love Kimberley Garner , even though we still haven’t gotten a chance to consummate our Twitter relationship yet, and it’s been months. Because she keeps putting on ridiculously hot leg shows like the one you see here. So who cares if I’m more invested in this fake Internet relationship than she is? As long as we keep getting pictures like this, I’m willing to wait for Kimberley to finally come around. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kimberley Garner Would Make A Great Future Ex-Wife

I’ve always liked Kimberley Garner , and after seeing these pictures of her making pancakes in a pair of seriously short shorts, I think it’s time to take our relationship to the next level. She’s been my Twitter girlfriend for a while now, and I guess this is her way of saying she’s ready to get more serious. I always knew she’d make great ex-wife material someday… Wait, is that the fake maple syrup stuff on the counter? Nevermind, forget it. Let’s call the whole thing off.

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Kimberley Garner 0, Wind 1

Because there’s nothing like a great wardrobe malfunction to close out the week (or any day of the week, really), here’s one my favorite hot British nobodies Kimberley Garner and her dress fighting a losing battle against the wind. So thanks Mother Nature for doing what pervs like me have wished they could do for years: hike up Kimberley’s dress to get a look underneath without getting slapped with a restraining order afterwards. Photos: WENN.com

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