I love my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner . I haven’t tweeted Kimmy for a while, so I hope she doesn’t think I have forgotten about her, but I just want to let her know I approve of these new photos and can’t wait till the day we actually take our Twitter relationship a step further. Kim, please direct message me so that I can get creepy on you.
I haven’t done a post on Kimberley Garner in forever. I bet she thinks I was starting to forget about her. But I never forget a former future ex-wife. Especially not one as leggy as this. Anyway, I’m glad to see that Kimberley’s still modeling, because I think it’s about time we got back together. And by that I mean, I start pressing the Little Tuna up against my computer screen and pretend they’re kissing. Hmm. I guess I’ll probably have to leave this Starbucks first.
Kimberley Garner may not be a huge name here in the US, but the leggy British babe has always been one of my favorite future ex-wives. And it’s because of pictures just like these. So what if Kimberley’s not as stacked in the funbag department as some of the other, more famous “models” out there? She’s got something else those Insta-wannabes don’t: actual talent. …Plus, a killer bikini body. That definitely helps too.
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I always love getting new pictures from Kimberley Garner , so here’s my favorite leggy Brit and future ex-Mrs. Tuna showing off those perfect stems of hers at a launch party for something called Huggle. According to my sources, it’s some kind of dating app meant to connect you to people who go to the same places as you all the time. Which works if you want to meet girls at Burger King and/or your local strip club, I guess. Anyway, with all these dating apps out there, when is somebody going to finally make one that connects wannabe celebrities with eligible bloggers? Maybe I’m just biased, but I feel like there could be a real market for that… Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my Twitter pal and future ex-wife Kimberley Garner , and I was beginning to think maybe we weren’t Internet friends anymore. But then she showed up to the British Fashion Awards putting on this white-hot booty show, so obviously we’re all good again, and this friendship can get back to normal. You know, where I drool over her perfect body and Kimberley barely remembers I exist. Enjoy! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Jessica Szohr has a pretty horrible last name, one that I assume is pronounced as “Sore”…something that also represent all things heprpes..related… Making her a the constant reminder of the sores she may or may not have germinating in her genitals, thanks to being Hollywood, a place where having herpes is almost a status symbol, like the secret powerful virus that gets you into all the right events, despite being painful as fuck… It’s like if you don’t have herpes, it means you didn’t fuck the right producer who likes giving girls herpes as a territory marking… But then again, based on her career that hardly exists, it is quite possible she’s not one of those girls..becaus eif she was…maybe she’s had a more impressive IMDB page… ALl this to say, I don’t even know who this girl is…but like the no bra and wifebeater look…so here she is.. The post Jessica Szohr NIpples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kimberly Garner once followed me on twitter for a day or two before realizing that I am an evil person who makes fun of her kind of fame whore from the UK reality star trying to make it in America.. In fact…I make fun of all fame whore…no matter how hot they are…because they whole industry and their worth is pretty ridiculous… So she unfollowed me, but apparently, the real asshole around here is her…at least based on this tribal photoshoot that must be seen as racist as fuck…or should be… But maybe that’s her angle to get people to talk about her…you know how these idiots are…anything to get noticed…except she hasn’t done a sex tape yet…which probably would have been a better look…at least to jerk off to…unless you have a Indian Cheif fetish..that I assume you do… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kimberly Garner in a Racist Native American Bikini Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .