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Rob Kardashian to Pilot Jones: Don’t You Dare Put Me in Jail!

Rob Kardashian is still at the center of a police investigation that stemmed from threats made against Blac Chyna’s allegedly real baby daddy , but it sounds like he’s offering an olive branch to keep the peace.  Radar Online reported that Rob’s very worried about serving jail time, especially with Chyna’s due date looming so closely.  “Because Rob was recently charged with battery and petty theft for an altercation that he got into with a photographer last year, he knows that this threat could potentially send him to jail,” the source said. So what did Rob do? Well, it sounds like he basically ate it for the sake of saving face. “[Rob] sucked it up and called Pilot to tell him that he was sorry and that he would never actually hurt him,” the insider revealed. “Rob is really scared right now and he wishes this would all go away.” Yeah, we can imagine.  Being investigated for terroristic threats against a person is never cool, and it usually doesn’t pan out well.  Previously, it was reported that Rob didn’t just threaten Jones , he railed against him with racial and homophobic undertones in his accusations.  He said, “And u fa—t ass bitch this is ROB and u did the most DISRESPECTFUL s**t ever by releasing pics and a story to a pregnant Woman who is 17 days from having a baby!” “This is my Wife,” Rob continued – though the two aren’t even married yet – “and you about to get your ass beat by every Mexican in LA including me.” Except we’re pretty sure Rob is not of Mexican ethnicity, right?  “U f–ked with the wrong Woman and the wrong dude,” he continued. “I hope you religious cuz after I beat your ass with about 30 Mexicans u better hope God lets u into heaven.” “Its a wrap for u and after we beat your ass we will all be good and never contact Chyna … u pu–y ass n—a,” Rob blasted. “Don’t ever come for me and my wife ever U corny ass n—a.”  Well.  That happened, and we’re not quite sure “sorry” is going to cover it, to be frank.  View Slideshow: Pilot Jones: Who is Blac Chyna’s Alleged Baby Daddy?

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Country Stars Read Mean Tweets, Crack Themselves Up

The world of Twitter can be so cruel. It’s a good thing the world of country music doesn’t take itself so seriously. Case in point: Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley once again cracking us up as hosts of the CMA Awards last night. Another case in point: numerous country music stars coming together on Jimmy Kimmel Live to read mean Tweets about themselves. Country Stars Read Mean Tweets This was the second time that such huge names as Miranda Lambert, Dolly Parton, Florida Georgia Line and Little Big Town appeared on the late-night talk show in order to see what social media users had to say about them. And most of what they had to say was not very positive. “In case of a national emergency, all air traffic will be redirected to Miranda Lambert’s forehead,” Lambert read out loud about herself. “The guys from Florida Georgia Line were engineered in a douche factory,” to which the douches themselves replied: “Right down the road from here, actually!” Dolly Parton – a living,  breathing icon! – was compared to a street walker (“It’s not a hooker convention, it’s a Dolly Parton concert,” read the Tweet), although she laughed off the insults and responded thusly: “I guess I should feel hurt, but I don’t because I patterned my look after a hooker!” What did someone have to say about Kimberly Schlapman, a vocalist for Little Big Town? “Why does the blonde in Little Big Town have hair like a ‘Zoolander’ villain?” And Bonnie Raiit? “Bonnie Raitt looks like the aunt who would have a few too many at your mom’s birthday party and try to fight with your dad.” OUCH! These are legends, people! Fortunately, they are legends who took every diss and slam in stride. “Just because you have a beard, a ponytail, and a cowboy hat, doesn’t mean you can sing. You know how I know? Trace Adkins,” Adkins himself read on air. Willie Nelson, meanwhile, cracked up over being referred to as “crusty.” Probably because it’s true. We love this segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live. We could watch it every single night. View Slideshow: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, Crack Us Up Check out some of the mega stars who have read mean Tweets about themselves above and select your favorite!

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Meet Hockey Legend Claude Lemieux’s Daughter Claudia Lemieux

Meet Claudia Lemieux , AKA hockey great Claude Lemieux’s hottie daughter. (Am I the only one that thinks it’s kind of hilarious that a dude named Claude would name his kid Claudia?) Anyway, just like most celebrity daughters, apparently she’s an Instagram model now. And after checking out a few of her pictures for, uh, “research,” I’ve come to the following conclusions: she lives a very hard life, full of lots of hard work, and I think her parents must have bought her a nice “present” recently. Because if you look at her earlier pictures , her cleavage doesn’t look nearly this impressive. Either way, I approve, because she looks pretty fine now. Consider me a fan. Continue reading

Slow Down NASCAR

Even though Kimmel sucks, it’s always funny to see passionate NASCAR fans’ panties in a bunch. Continue reading

Matt Damon Drops By Emmys, Hilariously Taunts Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel watched someone else walk away with an Emmy for Best Variety Talk Series last night. That, however, wasn't where the pain of loss ended. As John Oliver and his colleagues exited stage left, Kimmel's “nemesis,” Matt Damon casually entered stage right, munching on an apple and looking to shoot the breeze. “Terrific,” Kimmel deadpanned as he saw the Oscar winner stroll up to him. “Can I help you?” he asked a smirking Damon. “What do you want?” “Just calm down, man,” Damon said, his mouth full of apple. “I missed the last category.  Did you win?” he asked Kimmel. “No, we didn't win, alright?” “Oh, that's a bummer. It makes a lot of sense, but…you must be really bummed out.” “Yeah, we're a little disappointed, thank you.” “So, you're not going to get a trophy.” “No, I don't get a trophy, then,” Kimmel said.  ” Are you finished?  You done?” “Wait, who did get a trophy?  Who won?” Damon asked. “John Oliver. He was just out here. What do you mean…” “Yes! Yes!” Damon said as the audience cheered. “They know,” he added, pointing out into the crowd. “And I knew.  I had him in my pool.” “Do you mind if I continue with the show,” a ticked off Kimmel asked. Damon relented and told his frenemy he'd see him at the after party. “There's an after party?” Kimmel asked. Ooh.  Awkward. “Hey Jimmy.  Tell your mom, 'I like them apples,” Damon said as he walked off stage, referencing a line from Good Will Hunting . Kimmel's mom had made about 7,000 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for the audience last night. Kimmel assumed that some people were hungry since they “hadn't eaten since Labor Day,” so Mrs. Kimmel packed sandwiches, juice boxes and apples for everyone. Damon and Kimmel have this skit up for 11 years, and it still isn't old.  Last night's might have been the funniest yet, though their interactions in the past – most recently “Couples Therapy” – are pretty damn good. It started on the third episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! , the talk show host himself told NPR in 2013. “We had a bad show. … The guests were bad, and I was feeling pretty bad about myself at the end of the program,” Kimmel recalled. “And I decided to say, for the amusement of one of our producers who was standing next to me … ‘I want to apologize to Matt Damon. We ran out of time.’ … And he got a kick out of it, the producer, so I just started doing it every night to amuse him.” From there, it led to an appearance by a very unamused Damon, to Sarah Silverman's “I'm F—ing Matt Damon” music video, and soon became a recurring segment of the show. Watch the skit below from last night's 68th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards.  It truly is television magic.

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What The Auctioneer Is Saying

Ever wonder what the hell the auctioneer is blabbing about? This guy explains it. Continue reading

Kaley Cuoco Likes To Ride It

Here is Kaley Cuoco racing Jimmy Kimmel on some stupid motorized suitcase. Not only is Kaley on the worst TV show ever, she is now giving cheap plugs for useless luggage that will probably be banned in most airports soon. I think anyone who buys one of these and uses it, deserves to get their asses kicked.             Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Salma Hayek Does Jimmy Kimmel

Used to be, we could always count on Salma Hayek for an instant pants fire , but for some reason, she’s got her signature cleavage covered up on her way out of Jimmy Kimmel Live! I guess she didn’t want any fans to recognize her, but I just hope Salma remembered to unzip for TV. Otherwise, what’s the point? It’s not like anyone is going to be tuning in to hear her interview. Photos: WENN.com

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Here’s Why A$AP Rocky Wasn’t On Kanye West’s The Life Of Pablo

A$AP Rocky explains his involvement on Kanye West’s album The Life of Pablo .

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Drake’s ‘Baby Afro’ And One Direction’s ‘Gross Hair’ Get Roasted In ‘Mean Tweets’ Vid

Jimmy Kimmel’s “Mean Tweets” series continues with One Direction, Drake, Demi Lovato, and more celebrities reading insults about themselves.

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