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Cersei Reads Actual Insults from The Bachelor

Queen Cersei has a question for Ben Higgins : Let's be honest, man. Who wants to f-ck a virgin?!? Lena Headey appeared on Monday night as a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live, admitting that she has never tuned in to watch The Bachelor online or on television. But that didn't mean she couldn't get into her beloved Game of Thrones character in order to read actual lines from Season 20 of the ABC reality sensation. Along with the above insult, Headey (goblet of wine in hand, of course) did her best impression of Ben's various suitors from the past several weeks, reading lines about bad breath and boob jokes and, of course, “bitches.” Thanks to some leaked The Bachelor spoilers , we have a pretty strong idea of who will win Ben's heart this season… and even of who will be named The Bachelorette for this summer's edition of the program. But can we stop for a moment and nominate Headey? As Queen Cersei, of course? She's single. She's hilarious. She's mean. She's catty. She's always drunk. She's perfect for the gig! Check out Headey's hysterical Jimmy Kimmel Live appearance and impressions below and just try to disagree: Lena Headey for The Bachelorette!!!!

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Jenny From The Chop? Plastic Surgeon Claims J.Lo Broke Bread For Fuller Fun Bags

Plastic Surgeon Believes Jennifer Lopez Got Breast Enhancement Surgery New boobs, who dis? According to a RadarOnline report, Jennifer Lopez has allegedly spent a pretty penny to remix her baby-torn body after dropping two kids from her multi-talented womb. Photos of the damn-near-50-year-old walking into the Jimmy Kimmel Live studio has raised quite a few eyebrows, amongst other things… “She’s definitely had her breasts done and whoever did [it] should be congratulated for doing a fine job!” said New Jersey plastic surgeon Dr. Lyle M. Back, who has not treated Lopez. “She looks like she’s definitely on top of her game,” he added. “Pictures from the last couple of years showed that her breasts and butt were really deflated and saggy,” said Dr. Back. “That’s normal for a mother of her age with two kids.” “It looks like somebody gave her a lift with silicon implants,” Dr. Back said. “She looks to be a D or DD now.” “Nothing about her is overdone,” he complimented her apparent procedures. “She looks as good now as she did 15 years ago. A lot of celebs should ask her for her doctor’s card.” Pretty strong opinion there, doc. Flip the page to see some recent photos of J.Lo including the ones from Jimmy Kimmel. Do you think she’s gone under the knife? Images via WENN

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Scott Weiland’s Ex-Wife: Don’t "Glorify" His Death!

“December 3rd, 2015 is not the day Scott Weiland died,” Mary Fosberg writes. “It is the official day the public will use to mourn him, and it was the last day he could be propped up in front of a microphone for the financial benefit or enjoyment of others.” Fosberg is Weiland’s ex-wife and mother of his two children, Noah, 15 and Lucy, 13.  The couple married in 2000, and split up seven years later. In an open letter to fans (published on RollingStone.com), Fosberg asked that Weiland’s death not be “glorified.”   The Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver frontman died of cardiac arrest on his tour bus in Minnesota.  Police also found small amounts of cocaine in his room. In the letter, Fosberg criticized those who called Weiland’s behavior – which involved forgetting lyrics and falling on stage – “art” rather than a cry for help.  She also wrote about how that affectd his ability to be any kind of father to their children. “The truth is, like so many other kids, they [Noah and Lucy] lost their father years ago. What they truly lost on December 3rd was hope. “We are angry and sad about this loss, but we are most devastated that he chose to give up,” Fosberg continued, urging adults to be a positive part of a child’s life. “I don’t share this with you to cast judgment, I do so because you most likely know at least one child in the same shoes. “If you do, please acknowledge them and their experience. Offer to accompany them to the father-daughter dance, or teach them to throw a football. “Even the bravest girl or boy will refrain from asking for something like that; they may be ashamed, or not want to inconvenience you. Just offer – or even insist if you have to.” Fosberg ended the letter with a plea to face addiction rather than bury it. “Let’s choose to make this the first time we don’t glorify this tragedy with talk of rock and roll and the demons that, by the way, don’t have to come with it.” View Slideshow: 24 Musicians Who Died Too Young

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Channing Tatum Says 8 Mean Things to a Cat

Channing Tatum appeared on a Jimmy Kimmel Live segment last night and said some really cruel stuff to a cat. Wait… what?!? Why? Even Kimmel himself has trouble really explaining, but Tatum stars in the upcoming Quentin Tarantino movie The Hateful Eight. He was unable to appear as a guest on the talk show, however, so Kimmel and his staff came up with the next logical idea: Tatum would hold a kitten and say eight hateful things to it. And he wouldn't hold back, either. “You're such a piece of s–t,” Tatum opens , setting the stage for a barrage of insults. “Hey, kitten, you smell like garbage and fish, bro,” the handsome actor later tells the poor pet. He also does an impression of the cat… taunts the cat over the dirty place on the cat's body that he spends all day licking… mocks the cat's lack of thumbs… flips the cat off… and talks trash over where the cat takes his bowel movements. We told you: it's all very, very mean! It's also very, very random and totally hilarious. See for yourself:

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Chris Hemsworth, Zendaya & More: Star Sightings 12.02.2015

'In The Heart of the Sea' premiered in the UK today, which means more Hemsworth, Christoper (YAY). Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon filmed a Christmas sketch, and Orlando Bloom looked charming as heck at the UNICEF snowflake ball. For those of you not familiar with Katie Price, she's a rather tarty Brit who likes to pose in next to nothing and has been married a handful of times.   And we're judged for the Kardashians?  Really, now… 1. Chris Hemsworth: ‘In the Heart of the Sea’ U.K. premiere Chris Hemsworth posed for photos at the UK premiere of ‘In The Heart of the Sea’ on December 2nd, 2015. 2. Jimmy Kimmel Films a Christmas 2015 Sketch Jimmy Kimmel donned a Santa outfit during a sketch with Matt Damon (not pictured) for Jimmy Kimmel Live! on December 1st, 2015. 3. Orlando Bloom: 2015 UNICEF Snowflake Ball Orlando Bloom posed for photos at the 2015 UNICEF Snowflake Ball in New York on December 1st, 2015. 4. Zendaya: Inaugural World AIDS Day Zendaya attended the Inaugural World AIDS Day Benefit Presented by UnAIDS- USA and Africa Rising in Los Angeles, CA on December 1st, 2015. 5. Olivia Wilde Arrives at Jimmy Kimmel Live! Olivia Wilde went into Jimmy Kimmel Live’s studios in Hollywood for a taping on December 1st. 2015 6. Salma Hayek promotes ‘The Prophet’ in Paris Salma Hayek promotes ‘The Prophet’ in Paris on December 1st, 2015. View Slideshow

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Iron Man Takes On Captain America In First Epic ‘Civil War’ Trailer

On tonight’s episode of “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” we got our first ever look at “Captain America: Civil War.”

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OMG TV: Kerry Washington Becomes A Gossip For ‘Scandal High’

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Shonda Rhimes has got a handle on making gripping dramas for ABC, but who knew that Shonda once aspired to be the creator of a hit teen drama? Jimmy Kimmel dug into the Shondaland vaults to dig up one of her short-lived series that looks a lot like one of our Thursday night faves. High […]

OMG TV: Kerry Washington Becomes A Gossip For ‘Scandal High’

Demi Lovato Has Legs For Seconds

Demi Lovato performed on Jimmy Kimmel the other night and as you can see she tried to sex things up a little, but failed. I don’t want to sound like an old man, but all the current female popstars have the same voice. I can’t tell the difference between Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Demi Lovato and pretty much any female who holds a microphone. I think they all share the same songwriters and it’s getting a little monotonous.           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Miley Cyrus Says She’ll ‘Probably Move’ To A Nudist Colony One Day

VMA host Miley Cyrus went on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” Wednesday night and talked about nipples and being a vegan nudist.

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Kaitlyn Bristowe on Snapchat Debacle: We Were in Panic Mode!

Kaitlyn Bristowe gave Shawn Booth her final rose on The Bachelorette finale Monday night, meaning we can finally get some answers. Not about their future as a couple – although they did bet Jimmy Kimmel $1,000 that they will last – but about that infamous Snapchat. Kaitlyn Bristowe Snapchat Believe it or not, The Bachelorette spoilers we initially posted actually said Kaitlyn would leave the show as single as the day she arrived. Until Bristowe revealed the winner when she accidentally sent a sexy Snapchat of herself in bed with her handsome fiance to the world. Too crazy for us to make up. So what the hell happened? “We were sending Snaps to one of the producers,” Booth said on Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday night, describing the situation. “[And then] I pick up my phone to go on Twitter, and there’s hundreds of pictures of my stupid face laying in bed with her.” “I started having a panic attack. I couldn’t even breathe.” “[Kaitlyn was] yelling at me,” Booth told Kimmel. Bristowe chimed in: “And then he’s like, ‘You did it!’ We went to full panic mode.” Bachelorette Break-Up? Kaitlyn Bristowe and Shawn Booth Bet Against It As for why the heck they were sending bed Snapchat videos to the producers, we have no clue, but that’s a little bit strange, no? In any case, this happened during the middle of the season, which had finished taping but was airing on ABC months after the fact. “It’s very flattering,” she said, joking about rumors that the two staged this to throw people off and thwart The Bachelorette spoilers. “If we meant to do it, it would have looked a lot better.” Hilariously, the producers weren’t flattered at all. They were PISSED, and drove to where they were shacked up to take Booth home. Let’s hope they know how to communicate in person better than they do on social media going forward. At least they’re public now. Not so smooth moves … but thanks for the laughs. View Slideshow: Kaitlyn Bristowe and Shawn Booth: A Love Story

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