OK, so granted, this isn’t quite as good as the last Friends reunion we had on the site — when Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox took a bikini vacation together , but it’s still pretty funny watching Jennifer and Lisa Kudrow face off in a swearing competition on Jimmy Kimmel Live . The two sitcom stars come up with some good ones too, but in my fantasy at least, things get a whole lot dirtier (although a big bar of soap still comes out at the end). Oh well. Maybe in the rematch. Fingers crossed.
Since you guys seemed to dig that video of the three grandmothers smoking pot , here’s another one for you: celebrities reading mean tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live . They’ve done eight of these things by now, but in this one, Chloe Moretz has my favorite comeback of all-time. And I think now I finally understand why I’ve never heard back about a single one of my Twitter marriage proposals to these celebrity hotties — because they’re too busy ignoring you bastards tweeting mean shit at them. It’s the only logical explanation.
Maria Menounos puts a lot of work and effort into making herself a celebrity. I guess after talking about celebrities for a long time on a shitty celebrity gossip TV show that she ended up on because she was trying to be a celebrity of her own – and it was the only gig she got – has helped her craft a bottom feeding strategy to become a reality star in her own right… You know, pushing her fitness, her ass, her nonsense staged paparazzi pics… And I still think her best work was the day HER PUSSY SLIP Happened in 2011 I just think this Yoga “look at me I’m Maria Menounos, a star in trailer parks around America”…is dull and if anyone pushing 40 wants to really deliver…they should focus on their outty vagina we’ve all seen – even when they are greek and the word vagina directly relates to Anus… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Taylor Swift had a Cameltoe on Jimmy Kimmel – because I guess when this girl isn’t having sex, her terrorist of a Vagina feels the need to attack anything close by. If not people she can pretend are her boyfriends while they fuck – even if just for a week – or Models she’s seduced into her multi million dollar homes – the logical thing for her to swallow is her tight pants during her performance… That said, here is her interview with Kimmel – if you care… Here is her performance… And remember if you know her lyrics…she’s brainwashed us all…and we are doomed as a society… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Sam Lutfi played a key role in engineering the ruse that landed Amanda Bynes in treatment, but is his continued involvement in her saga cause for concern? As previously reported, Amanda Bynes was placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold at a Pasadena mental hospital last week after flying back to Los Angeles from N.Y. Her friend Sam Lutfi , who was once Britney Spears’ manager and bizarrely linked to that star at the time of her 5150 hold, was instrumental in getting her there. Not surprisingly, Bynes is far from pleased about all of this. Already deeply distrustful of her family and friends, she’s incredibly pissed at her parents and the ruse that landed her in a mental institution against her will. Yet Lutfi, who convinced her she was meeting with an attorney to sue her parents, is reportedly still close to Bynes’ parents and is even giving them advice. “Amanda is disgusted with Sam and has been openly telling anyone who will listen that she hates him for inserting himself into her family,” a source says. “Even though Amanda is suffering from serious mental health issues, she is lucid enough to know that Sam is someone she wants nothing to do with.” “The more troubling development is that Amanda’s parents have become enthralled with him. In particular, her dad Rick thinks Sam is a great guy.” “Sam is even giving Rick legal advice! What law school did he go to?!” 21 Child Celebrities Then and Now 1. Amanda Bynes Okay, so we didn’t say they were ALL success stories. Amanda Bynes was a delightful child star whose hard-partying ways caught up to her. Kind of like another star we know… We don’t know about this story, most notably because how would Amanda’s inner thoughts be known by Radar when she’s being monitored by a team of doctors? Also, she trusted Lutfi a lot as recently as last week. According to the allegd insider, reports that Amanda “hates” her parents “are clearly exaggerated,” however. “Is Amanda angry at her parents? Of course.” However, “she was the last time when she was placed on a involuntary psychiatric hold” and once she stabilizes, the source adds, things “will reset for the better.” “Stories focusing on Amanda’s feelings towards her parents are clearly being planted by people in Sam Lutfi’s camp,” the source added, for reasons unknown. “Remember, this is someone who has absolutely no professional experience managing or dealing with celebrities [beyond] being Britney Spears’ errand boy.” We remember. The sleuth notes that at the mental facility Friday, Lutfi had his lawyers present, despite the fact the Bynes family attorney was already there with her parents. “It was shocking that Sam had the nerve to send his own attorneys … what was Sam’s motivation? His attorneys have no knowledge of Amanda’s case and history.” “All it did was create a more chaotic environment. The problem is that Amanda’s dad, Rick, thinks that Sam has some credibility, despite his track record.” “Rick believes that Sam is trying to redeem himself after all of the Britney drama,” although it sounds like fortunately, “Lynn is definitely more skeptical of Sam.” 45 Seriously OMG WTF Amanda Bynes Photos 1. Amanda Bynes is Dope Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter.
Jimmy Kimmel likes to mock the weather in Los Angeles, especially when reporters FREAK OUT OVER THE RAIN . On last night’s edition of Jimmy Kimmel, however, the host prepared viewers for a forecast of sun, clouds and a definitely chance of.. male genitalia?!? “There’s actually someone at this show whose job it is to keep track of penis-shaped weather patterns,” Kimmel told the audience. “His parents are very, very proud.” Kimmel then aired clips from Good Morning America and KCAL, among other shows and stations, which depicted meteorologists drawing penis-like shapes on their weather maps. Why? Because penises are funny! Jimmy Kimmel Tracks Penis-Shaped Weather Patterns In other sexual snafu news, a CBS station unintentionally linked to a porn site in a tweet last week while reminding viewers to “use our interactive radar to track the rain and storms. Really, that happened. Two photo galleries feel relevant in regard to Kimmel’s awesome segment. On one, celebrities send photos of their junk to people who don’t want it… 7 Stars Who Have Sent Photos of Their Penis 1. Brett Favre Brett Favre didn’t just send another woman a photo of his penis in 2010. He did so while married… and the other woman was an employee of the team for whom he played. … in the other, we simply live at Jimmy Kimmel Live skits and sketches: 37 Jimmy Kimmel Live Moments That Crack Our Funny Bone 1. Lie Witness News: Barack Obama Birthday Edition! Jimmy Kimmel Live makes up stories about Barack Obama for this edition of Lie Witness News. And everyone believes the lies!
