I know I may like to rag on Kim Kardashian for being a talentless nobody whose biggest claim to fame is making a sex tape, but we all know that’s not entirely true. I mean, she does have at least one worthwhile talent: busting out that impressive cleavage of hers every chance she gets. So here’s Kim heading into Jimmy Kimmel Live! , and I’m not sure what she was on there promoting, but here’s hoping it was the long-awaited sequel to her sex tape. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I know I may like to rag on Kim Kardashian for being a talentless nobody whose biggest claim to fame is making a sex tape, but we all know that’s not entirely true. I mean, she does have at least one worthwhile talent: busting out that impressive cleavage of hers every chance she gets. So here’s Kim heading into Jimmy Kimmel Live! , and I’m not sure what she was on there promoting, but here’s hoping it was the long-awaited sequel to her sex tape. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
As Cersei Lannister on Game of Thrones, Lena Headey quaffs wine and dishes out put-downs with the best of them. In fact, she earned several spots on out list of Game of Thrones’ best insults . The folks at Jimmy Kimmel Live apparently recognized Lena’s unmatched talent for doling out burns between sips from her goblet. During her appearance on the show last night, she and Jimmy poured some red and went medieval on one another in a GoT-style diss-off. Lena Headey on Jimmy Kimmel Live Lena kicks things off in brutal fashion with, “That’s a lovely tie. It’s a shame it’s around such a worthless neck. Jimmy counters with, “Well, thank you for coming today. I know you have a busy schedule doing sex with her brother.” Yup, he really went all in with the incest joke right off the bat. We hear that’s a sensitive topic in the Lannister household. Let’s hope Tywin’s more of a Fallon fan. As always, of course, it’s not so much the content of Cersei’s insults but the way she spits them out at her opponents. Even without her golden hair and robes, Lena slips right into lionness mode as soon as she starts delivering Cersei burns. It’s a hilarious face-off and while Lena remains the queen of the quick-witted jibe, Jimmy hold his own admirably. We think this one ties Hodor on Family Feud as our favorite GoT-inspired Kimmel sketch. Check out some of Jimmy’s most memorable segments in the gallery below. And if you’re already jonesing for more Westeros wit, you can always watch Game of Thrones online at TV Fanatic. 27 Jimmy Kimmel Live Moments That Crack Our Funny Bone 1. Jimmy Kimmel Asks Kids “Do You Know Any Naughty Words?” Inspired by a very funny YouTube video of a kid listing all of the bad words he knows … Jimmy Kimmel asks mor kids if they know any naughty words.
Last week, a rumor made the rounds online that Star Wars Episode VII: The Order of the Jedi would be the official title for J.J. Abrams new addition to the iconic film franchise. Now, movie Harry Knowles has declared those reports bogus and insists that he has insider knowledge of the film’s actual title. Star Wars: Episode VII Cast Photos Open Slideshow 1. Adam Driver Adam Driver was one of the first to be cast in the long-awaited Star Wars sequel. He’s best known for his role on HBO’s Girls. View As List 1. Adam Driver Adam Driver was one of the first to be cast in the long-awaited Star Wars sequel. He’s best known for his role on HBO’s Girls. 2. Oscar Isaac Oscar Isaac will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for playing the title role in the film Inside Llewyn Davis. 3. Andy Serkis Andy Serkis will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for his voice and motion-capture work, portraying Gollum in the Lord of the Rings films. 4. Domhnall Gleeson Gleeson will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for playing Bill Weasley in the Harry Potter films. 5. John Boyega British actor Boyega will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for his role in Attck the Block. 6. Max Von Sydow Veteran actor Max Von Sydow will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for his roles in classic films directed by Ingmar Bergman and Woody Allen. According to Knowles, Abrams and company will begin filming with the working title, The Ancient Fear . The name of the movie apparently refers to a villain played by 85-year-old acting legend Max Von Sydow. Unconfirmed reports state that Abrams and Von Sydow are intent on making the character (for whom Von Sydow may only provide voice work) the most terrifying villain yet seen in the Star Wars franchise. No mean feat for the series that gave us Darth Vader, Darth Maul and various other badass Darths. Since it seems unlikely that such a closely-guarded production would leak such key information as a title, many believe The Ancient Fear has been intentionally leaked in order to mislead the media. This wouldn’t be the first time a Star Wars film employed such diversionary tactics. In 1983, Return of the Jedi was shipped to theaters under the phony title, Blue Harvest . Sadly, now that the Episode VII cast has been announced, it may be some time before we receive any new official news from the film’s producers.
Yovanna Ventura may totally be getting it on with Justin Bieber. Talk of the singer and this model as a romantic item heated up over the weekend after Bieber posted a photo with Yovanna Ventura on his Instagram account, one in which the two looked mighty cozy. And now TMZ has run footage of Bieber and Ventura hanging out in Venice Beach. After strolling around the boardwalk for a spell yesterday, Justin and Yovanna hopped into a bicycle rickshaw, which – hilariously – was too small to fit Bieber’s bodyguard. So you can watch the rumored couple enjoy a ride along the beach now, while this entourage member tries to enjoy a forced run: Yovanna Ventura: Biking with Justin Bieber! Bieber is definitely not dating Selena Gomez any longer, that much we know for certain. The stars had yet another falling out and it may be due to the fact that Justin has been spending a lot of time with both Kylie and Kendall Jenner. In fact, Bieber and Kylie also hung out in Sin City a few days ago and a new rumor states that Kylie may have asked Bieber to the Kimye wedding . Can you imagine how the Internet would react if they showed up to that event as each other’s dates?!? Bieber and Ventura also posed together during their date for a photo posted to Instagram:
Some people legitimately can’t eat gluten for medical reasons, but Jimmy Kimmel recently discovered this week that lot of people don’t eat it because … Well, we honestly don’t know. In fact, they can’t even tell you what gluten is, so if you’re waiting for an explanation that has any merit, don’t hold your breath. NOTE: If you’re going to swear off of a type of food, you may want to have some grasp of what it is you’re eschewing and why. Just an idea, gluten-free citizens: What is Gluten? – Jimmy Kimmel Live Gluten, according to the Internet, is composed of the gliadin and glutenin proteins and is responsible for the elasticity of dough. The more you know! The reason people hate on it? Gluten intolerance is commonly known as celiac disease, which affects one in every 141 people in the United States. Sounds pretty rough … if you actually have that. Not if someone in your yoga class told you gluten is bad and you talk about it just to sound trendy. More classic Kimmel clips after the jump … 21 Jimmy Kimmel Live Moments That Crack Our Funny Bone Open Slideshow 1. Jimmy Kimmel Asks Kids “Do You Know Any Naughty Words?” Inspired by a very funny YouTube video of a kid listing all of the bad words he knows … Jimmy Kimmel asks mor kids if they know any naughty words. View As List 1. Jimmy Kimmel Asks Kids “Do You Know Any Naughty Words?” Inspired by a very funny YouTube video of a kid listing all of the bad words he knows … Jimmy Kimmel asks mor kids if they know any naughty words. 2. Jimmy Kimmel Live to Pedestrians: FDR Died! Los Angeles residents are told by a Jimmy Kimmel Live reporter here that FDR just died. Watch them react accordingly. 3. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now. 4. Jimmy Kimmel Pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt Jimmy Kimmel pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in this video. And it’s safe to say he gets them good. 5. Jimmy Kimmel China Skit The Chinese community is up in arms against Jimmy Kimmel over this “kill everyone in China” comment. 6. Jimmy Kimmel Halloween Candy Prank What an amazing prank. In this Jimmy Kimmel-inspired video, parents tell their kids that they ate all their Halloween candy. 7. Jimmy Kimmel Live – Lie Witness News (Rock the Bells 2013) Jimmy Kimmel Live takes its Lie Witness News segment to Rock the Bells 2013. Watch! 8. Jimmy Kimmel – Obamacare vs. Affordable Care Act Obamacare is just a nickname for The Affordable Care Act. But Jimmy Kimmel found that people react differently depending on what it’s called. 9. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Kanye West Interview Jimmy Kimmel mocks an interview Kanye West gave to the BBC in this video. The rapper was none too pleased over it. 10. Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Twerking Fail Prank! Jimmy Kimmel has revealed that the Twerking fail video was a cleverly orchestrated fake. Well, well played. 11. Johnny Depp Kisses Jimmy Kimmel Johnny Depp plants a few kisses on Jimmy Kimmel during this talk show appearance. Hot stuff! 12. Jimmy Kimmel ‘Lie Witness News’ at Coachella Jimmy Kimmel and his Lie Witness News team hit up Coachella 2013. 13. Escape From Gosselin Island Jimmy Kimmel parodies Kate Gosselin’s new reality show with a fun teaser for Escape From Gosselin Island. About sums it up right there. 14. Jimmy Kimmel – Lie Detective Jimmy Kimmel decides to play Lie Detectives and entrap a bunch of (very young) student athletes. It’s hilarious and wrong. 15. Jimmy Kimmel Shows People Octomom Photos Jimmy Kimmel showed a bunch of people on the street photos of Octomom’s porn shoot. Their reactions are hilarious … for us. 16. Jimmy Kimmel Parodies True Detective Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen make their case her to star in True Detective Season 2. They have our vote! 17. Jimmy Kimmel Live at SXSW: Lie Witness News Jimmy Kimmel Live visits SXSW in this hilarious edition of Lie Witness News. Watch him prank annoying music fans now. 18. Jimmy Kimmel Live Asks About Scheduled Earthquake Jimmy Kimmel fools a bunch of Los Angeles residents in this edition of Lie Witness News. Have they heard about the scheduled big earthquake?!? 19. The Kardahsian Konquest: The Taking Of America The Kardashians are taking over the world. That’s the subject of this phony PBS documentary. 20. Jimmy Kimmel Gauges Donald Sterling Reaction This is pretty awesome. Watch as Jimmy Kimmel gauges reaction to Donald Sterling inside an all-black barbershop. 21. Celebrity Curse-Off: Julia Roberts vs. Sally Field It’s a Celebrity Curse-Off! Julia Roberts and Sally Field battle it out on Jimmy Kimmel Live. 22. What is Gluten? – Jimmy Kimmel Live Some people can’t eat gluten for medical reasons, but a lot of people in Los Angeles don’t eat gluten because it’s cool, as Jimmy Kimmel found out.
Thanks to the success of Ride Along, Kevin Hart is officially on the A-List. But there’s at least one person who doesn’t think he belongs there. Appearing on a Dallas radio show this week, Mike Epps was asked to name an overrated comedian. “Kevin Hart,” replied Epps. “In this business, sometimes marketing can be bigger than talent. This business is not about being funny, it’s about being forced on people.” It’s safe to say Hart didn’t take well to this critique. Here’s a summary of what he wrote to Epps on Twitter in response to the diss: Just heard @TheRealMikeEpps called me “Overrated” on the radio this AM! I missed it bcuz I was on set “WORKING”do u remember what that is? Hey @TheRealMikeEpps why don’t you do us all a favor and Kill your god damn self….Didn’t you learn ur lesson from fucking with me last x. Don’t talk 2 me until u start selling out ARENA’S @TheRealMikeEpps if ur shows aren’t sellin & u need sum help maybe I will send out a TWEET. Oh one more thing @TheRealMikeEpps if you keep talking crazy I will book shows the same day as you in the same cities and shut yo shit down. That’s called FLEXIN @TheRealMikeEpps ….I’m going to go take my OVERRATED ass back to WORK now, MY WORK HERE IS DONE BOOOOOOM!!!! Well… okay then. Note to selves: Do NOT anger Kevin Hart. 14 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming Open Slideshow 1. Seth Rogen vs. Nancy Grace Nancy Grace wondered aloud on Twitter whether pot was to blame for a guy killing his wife. Seth Rogen replied that the anchor is a “dumbass.” View As List 1. Seth Rogen vs. Nancy Grace Nancy Grace wondered aloud on Twitter whether pot was to blame for a guy killing his wife. Seth Rogen replied that the anchor is a “dumbass.” 2. Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato Kathy Griffin thinks Demi Lovato is the biggest “douche” in Hollywood. Lovato’s fans thin Griffin should shut the eff up. 3. Lady Gaga vs. Perez Hilton Lady Gaga has accused Perez of stalking her. Perez has slammed the singer for thinking she’s the Queen of Twitter. Ugly stuff, people. 4. Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers So much for Khloe’s appearance on E!’s Fashion Police. The reality star snubbed the talk show host after Rivers mocked Kim Kardashian Superstar. 5. Selena Gomez vs. Lorde Lorde doesn’t think Selena represents feminists very well. When you’re ready come and get it? Come on, Lorde says! 6. Drake Bell vs. Justin Bieber Drake Bell slams Justin Bieber at every opportunity. He even wants the singer deported to Canada! 7. Carol Alt vs. Kate Upton Carol Alt does not see what the “hullabaloo” is around Kate Upton. We question her hindsight. 8. David Letterman vs. Bristol Palin David Letter had a lot of fun at Bristol Palin’s expense when the teenager was pregnant. Some thought he crossed a line. 9. Jimmy Kimmel vs. Kanye West These two have sort of buried the hatred hatchet. But Kanye and Kimmel went at it over Twitter after the latter mocked the former. 10. Sinead O’Connor vs. Miley Cyrus Yes, Sinead O’Connor is still around. And her feud with Miley Cyrus actually ignited some interesting points about mental health. 11. Donald Trump vs. Rosie O’Donnell It started in 2009 when Trump referred to O’Donnell as a “pig.” She then slammed his failed marriages. Juicy stuff all around. 12. Chris Brown vs. Law Okay, maybe this feud isn’t so unexpected. 13. Naya Rivera vs. Lea Michele Glee stars Naya Rivera and Lea Michele are reportedly beefing. 14. Mike Epps vs. Kevin Hart On a radio show, Mike Epps referred to Kevin Hart as “overrated.” Hart then told Epps to kill himself.