OK, so granted, I don’t know a whole lot more about Elisabeth van Tergouw here than the last time we saw this Dutch hottie, but thanks to this latest set of pictures we got from her, I’ve been able to find out something very important: that she looks every bit as hot in lingerie as she does in a bikini. See, now this is exactly the kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism that’s going to win me that Pulitzer someday. Especially if the voters like hotties in lingerie as much as the rest of us do. » view all 11 photos
Kelly Hall is a UK Glamour Model, that is code for girl with tits who always liked the idea of being a model, even if it meant capitalizing on her tits, because it’s better than working at the strip club or as an escort. If anything, even if it doesn’t pay, it increases her audience and gives her that stamp of approval that allows her to write “Published Model” on her instagram, differentiating her from “instagram models”…which amazingly enough makes athletes and other rich people want to marry their trashy asses, or knock up their trashy asses, and the whole thing is better than being a stripper they were destined to be in… YOu see Glamour Model, is anything but Glamourous, if anything it is the trashiest kind of modelling, but if you white wash it by labelling it Glamour…it makes the whole experience almost as luxurious as fashion models…who also show their tits… I guess what I am getting at is that every girl should show her tits to get ahead and that’s probably the one life lesson we can pull from the UK’s Page 3 tabloid, that’s been celebrating these topless tarts everyday for decades…good work. TO SEE THE ARCHIVE OF PAGE 3 TITTIES CLICK HERE
Ashley Wagner won an Olympic Bronze and Now she’s in a white bottom bikini – the kind that gets see through when wet on Vacation…showing off her fit, figure skating body… She is really not cute, I mean her face is pretty fucking mangled, which I guess doesn’t really have anything to do with her success as a figure skater…. Her body is athletic, ripped, flat chested and the kind of thing her closet case figure skating partner could likely have sex with with ease…because if he closes his eyes he can pretend the broad fit shoulders are that of a dainty man… I am not a hater, I mean she’s your nation hero, even though I think a nation hero is less about a bronze medal and more about a gold.. I also have a soft spot for figure skaters because I am from Canada and it’s something people do that is televised on the one socialist channel we get, that on more than one occasion I’ve jerked off to, thanks to panty flashes all day everyday… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
You want to know what I like…Lindsay Lohan…especially when she’s medicated, has fallen off the rails, and starts to deliver or produce good content in some kind of manic episode…it entertains me… I am not the kind of guy who likes to blame parents for the way their 40 year old looking daughter turned out, she’s an adult, still rich, living the good life…and most importantly still Lindsay Lohan… I am just the kind of guy who likes to watch the empire collapse…because I’ve met her at least once, I’ve talked to her at least once, I know what the media says about her is partial lies, but more importantly, I know she’s crazy and unstable as fuck…and if you’re not dating it, it’s great to watch, especially when it gets violent… I am into her Cannes pics, it’s just a bummer knowing these could be her last Cannes trip before one manic episode destroys her…because I think I may be in love with her…10 years later. And video… It’s nice to see her having a good time falling through the cracks, one step closer to death… To see the rest of the drunk pics CLICK HERE
BRYDEN JENKINS is a babe I follow on Instagram. I know nothing about her, other than that she’s perfect, and that may be all I need to know… She’s an up and coming model, she hasn’t made any real noise yet, at least with nude pics, but she probably makes a lot of money doing what she does, because unlike instagram models, with 100,000 followers, this girl’s gets work…she books campaigns and is amazing… Sure, she doesn’t do enough fashion nudity…but she will…they all do, and both me and my penis are ready for it… Magical creature, who I’d like to make into a mother for mother’s day… Here’s a video
Lindsay Lohan’s labia is the kind of Labia that makes her deflated tits seem ok. Even though it looks deflated too. I guess that’s what happens when your spirits are down… It’s the kind of labia I would write love songs to, at least for old time’s sake, because I feel sad for it…so I would but only do it from afar, because if you got too close, it may try to eat you up and destroy you from the inside, with an ebola like virus that may or may not be herpes…not that I even fear herpes, I just fear Lohan’s herpes, herpes I once wanted to have drip off my face, but now it’s just herpes I think should be contained to a pair of panties or a diaper while strapped to a bed in an insane asylum.. It’s a sad storyline, in theory, but in reality, bitch did it to herself, even if her parents destroyed her, because she’s an adult…I mean look at her vagina, it looks 73, and I don’t fall for the bad parent angle…and here’s her freckled back for instagram… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE
Lindsay Lohan’s labia is the kind of Labia that makes her deflated tits seem ok. Even though it looks deflated too. I guess that’s what happens when your spirits are down… It’s the kind of labia I would write love songs to, at least for old time’s sake, because I feel sad for it…so I would but only do it from afar, because if you got too close, it may try to eat you up and destroy you from the inside, with an ebola like virus that may or may not be herpes…not that I even fear herpes, I just fear Lohan’s herpes, herpes I once wanted to have drip off my face, but now it’s just herpes I think should be contained to a pair of panties or a diaper while strapped to a bed in an insane asylum.. It’s a sad storyline, in theory, but in reality, bitch did it to herself, even if her parents destroyed her, because she’s an adult…I mean look at her vagina, it looks 73, and I don’t fall for the bad parent angle…and here’s her freckled back for instagram… TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE
Daria Oleksenko is my kind of girl…. I know nothing about her at all…but I feel like I know all I need to know…and that is that with the right venue like BAMBI MAGAZINE … one of those “We aren’t smut, we use actual models in our nudes, because nudes are fashionable and artistic”…a mantra I firmly believe in because it get girls like Daria Oleksenko… aspiring models, at least that’s what I assume they are, since I’ve never heard of her, naked…and you know what…it worked…and it’s amazing…
This is my kind of office employee, no only does she wear a hot slutty outfit to the job, but she also sabotages everyone’s coffee by squirting breast milk into the milk carton. I am going to assume this is a hidden camera fetish video, because I have a boner watching it, and not an actual behind the scenes security video of a crazy worker but maybe, they just work at the best office ever. This shit is HOT…
VIVID CELEB has done it again…this time with Mimi Faust…her’s the clip… If you want to see it more hardcore CLICK HERE I didn’t know who MIMI FAUST was before today…because I don’t watch Love & Hip Hop in Atlanta. But she seems like my kind of girl, you know the kind who got herself on TV to help increase her rates as a stripper or escort…you know until realizing that Sex Tape may make her the next Kim Kardashian, because that’s what Happens….when you have a sex tape. Just look at all the successful sex tapes that made hundred million dollar brands….like Karissa Shannon, Tila Tequila, Kendra Wilkinson, Laurence Fishourne’s daughter…and countless others… Not to mention, with hip hop, this kind of thing is totally expected…so here is Mimi Faust from “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta.”, a show I didn’t know exist….before this sex tape…so I guess it’s already working for them in the fame game… TO SEE THE HARDCORE CLIP CLICK HERE Here’s the softcore clip… TO SEE THE HARDCORE CLIP CLICK HERE Do it and not because you like naked black dudes fucking like it was the Nature Channel…do it because you love fame whores… TO SEE ALL OF VIVID’S AMAZING SEX TAPES CLICK HERE
