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Top 5 Champagne Facial Videos of the Day

The new Harlem Shake is the champagne facial and I decided to compile a list of the top 7 or 8 but only found 5 cuz I guess it isn’t the next Harlem Shake…but with my influential touch on the world…it will be….you’re welcome Champagne facial…I just made you famous…. That said – number 5 is the best one…. 5 – The Different Types of Champagne Facials….So Dirty…. 4 -Some Girl On Set….. not getting a facial….but I’m counting it…. 3 – Some Amateur Girl Named Kirill Getting Down in a hard to See Champagne Facial 2 – Hayden Panettiere Getting a Champagne Facial for some Show….which is better than her not getting a champagne facial….for the celebrity factor… 1 – Amazing Bottle Suckin’ Amateur

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Jessica Stam is the Hottest She’s Been in a Long Time of the Day

Canadian Supermodel Jessica Stam is a babe. She’s pretty much fell off the map as far as I’m concerned, because she used to have high profile boyfriends, and she was in every fashion shoot, but was never one of those high sex appeal models working for lingerie companies that we are into…..but today…today that has all changed….a new beginning for her….and new chapter….a new half naked model is born….into my kind of porn…doing a lingerie campaign I love….Good job

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Nicole Neal Naked and Amazing for Front UK of the Day

Nicole Neal looks fucking hot in this Front UK shoot…and I normally don’t respond well to Glamour models cuz I like my low level nude models to be actually low level and not confused for being models…you know the kind of girl you can trick into shooting a porn or a masturbation video cuz all she wants is male attention…and not the kind of girl who is getting that male attention….you know all jacked up on ego…but this shoot…for some reason…inspires me to want to fuck her…and that’s a good fucking thing for a photoshoot to do…. TO SEE THE VIDEO FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Natalia Siwiec Fake Titty Sexy Lingerie Shoot of the Day

This is a pretty elegant shoot of some model named Natalia Siwiec…It’s up on some Eyes Wide Shut, 50 Shades of Grey, naughty adult game inspiring lingerie with masks and gloves and top hats and canes like the Monopoly Man and shit, in a luxury setting, with gold ornate mirrors and double doors, it almost makes me think Natalia Siwiec is anything but a eastern european male order bride…with a rockin’ body and some big fake tits….

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Miranda Kerr Victoria’s Secret Lingerie of the Day

Miranda Kerr is the kind of fertile woman I wouldn’t make take her pill in front of me before sex, you know the kind of fertile woman who I would replace her birth control pills she’d likely insist on taking like all girls who have sex with me, for fear of bringing my spawn to life, with a fucking tic tac or mentos, because she’s the kind of body, I’d like to breed with, and I am the kind of guy who hates the idea of breeding…you know since this world is a horrible fucking place…. Unfortunately for me, Miranda Kerr, despite being Australian and cool, is likely not gonna be hitting me up asking for sex, pretty much ever….not even when she’s old, fat and divorced, because we run in different circles,….so I guess I’m forced to just mail her model agency vials of my semen and hope they go to the right place….her uterus….

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Miranda Kerr Victoria’s Secret Lingerie of the Day

Jessica Wright’s Got The Right Stuff

So all I know about The Only Way is Essex is that it’s some British reality TV crap and it seems to exclusively star busty British nobodies. Now that sounds like my kind of show. Anyway, here’s one of those stacked “stars” Jessica Wright out at a bar. I’m liking this girl, she’s got a great body and she’s obviously comfortable in front of a camera. Which is good to know, because I’ve got quite the set-up going in my bedroom these days. Now I just Jessica’s willing to come over and help me test it out. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Isabeli Fontana Strategic Nudity for Marie Claire Spain December of the Day

Isabeli Fontana …is a bikini and lingerie model who started modeling bikinis and underwear when she was 16….and age you probably wouldn’t want to hire your neighbor’s kid to model lingerie for your personal photoshoot…because that’s the kind of thing that will get you arrested for being a sex offender…while it is the kind of thing that generates major corporate funding and sponsorship…when it’s done for a magazine… I always found that weird… But not as weird as a naked girl in pictures…not looking naked at all…cuz she’s strategically posing and might as well be wearing clothes…that upsets me…. Happy thanksgiving….

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WATCH: James Spader Lobbies For ‘Lincoln And Name-Checks His Favorite President

James Spader doesn’t just make a great lobbyist in in Lincoln . The actor, who provides welcome moments of comic relief as William N. Bilbo — the Democratic operative whose methods of persuasion prove invaluable to the passage of the 13th Amendment — gave an answer befitting a contemporary Beltway arm-twister when I asked him to name his favorite president.  Noting that President Obama had just seen Lincoln “and had wonderful things to say about it,” Spader replied: “So, of course my favorite president today is, without a doubt, Barack Obama.” During a surprisingly honest discussion about the film, Spader talked about the kind of lobbying that’s done in Washington today versus the kind his character was involved in during Lincoln’s time. He also briefly addressed another kind of lobbying: the kind that takes place every year around this time in the run-up to the Academy Awards. Check out the videos below to see why Spader, ever charming, really does make the perfect lobbyist: Lincoln is now playing in theaters, and is a major Oscar contender. Follow Movieline on  Twitter .  Follow Grace Randolph on  Twitter .

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Magic Johnson Sued For Being Particular About Snacks

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NBA legend Magic Johnson will soon be making his way to court. Only it won’t be the kind of court he became a legend on.…

Magic Johnson Sued For Being Particular About Snacks

Olga Kurylenko Bikini Photos

After being seen at the beach in Miami on Tuesday, Olga Kurylenko was again spotted at the beach yesterday. It#39;s almost like she doesn#39;t even care about skin cancer — she wants to show off her body despite it. Screw the troops. This is the kind of real hero I can get behind.

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