I hate sports but as someone who loves offensive gestures on TV, this is the kind of thing I could get down to, you see I’m the kind of guy who likes pressing my dick in the window of fancy restaurants while couples look into each other’s eyes romantically, you know to help get the mood where it needs to be….in a fun place…where boring bullshit…becomes hysterical… Apparently he was doing this for an inning before being kicked out…an inning long enough to get famous doing frat boy bullshit….
September is here, and that means it’s time to get back to pencils, books, and if your teacher is Mr. Skin, lots of dirty looks. So study hard with my list of the top five movies featuring schoolgirls engaged in some SKINtillating (s)extracurricular activities. Now that’s my kind of cram session!
Ivanka Trump is a rich kid and a celebrity in her own right and more importantly busty…but not just any kind of busty..the kind of busty she shows off….them rockin’ rich chick mom tits…despite having converted to orthodox judaism, a religion I can’t imagine endorses this kind of apparel….unless I am basing my Orthodox jewish knowledge on all the jewish people dressed like pilgrims I see walking the streets with their kids at 3 am for whatever fucking reason I don’t understand…. Either way, she’s promoting some clothing company her dad financed or at least her last name has financed…the right way….and it turns me on. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICSS FOLLOW THIS LINK
There comes a time in every woman’s life where she hits a certain age and her vagina can no longer be referred to as a vagina cuz it is atrophied, ineffective, no longer functional…espeically when hep ridden and pretty much on Dialysis treatment away from death…..and I think it is safe to say that both Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra, memories from jerking off in the 90s, are at that point…but their retarded fake tits keep on delivering, because I guess they are still tween aged…. Lovecat magazine recruited these hags, and here are some of the pics…if you like expired milk…this is for you..
Kate Moss, despite the probable STDs, is awesome…she’s the kind of bitch you eat out even if you know it’s gonnna end in serious cold sores…the nuclear resistant kind that ravage your throat and make you unable to eat for months….the kind so worth getting that despite the pain and suffering you look at the positive, like weight loss and the fact you just ate out Kate Moss. She’s lived a rockstar life, looked hot doing it, always shows her tits, well into her 50s…she’s a mother, a model, a martyr, a goddess, a fucking boner giver….and people hate her, I just hate all the dick she’s had…but as far as I’m concerned, and as far as her AIDS are concerned, she’s still a virgin to me….sent from heaven…to take over my jerking off fantasies…. This isn’t the first time she’s been topless on a yacht, probably not the last either….all that matters is that it happened…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Kate Moss, despite the probable STDs, is awesome…she’s the kind of bitch you eat out even if you know it’s gonnna end in serious cold sores…the nuclear resistant kind that ravage your throat and make you unable to eat for months….the kind so worth getting that despite the pain and suffering you look at the positive, like weight loss and the fact you just ate out Kate Moss. She’s lived a rockstar life, looked hot doing it, always shows her tits, well into her 50s…she’s a mother, a model, a martyr, a goddess, a fucking boner giver….and people hate her, I just hate all the dick she’s had…but as far as I’m concerned, and as far as her AIDS are concerned, she’s still a virgin to me….sent from heaven…to take over my jerking off fantasies…. This isn’t the first time she’s been topless on a yacht, probably not the last either….all that matters is that it happened…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
The first, explosive, action-packed trailer for the notoriously delayed Red Dawn remake is a time capsule in more ways than one: Not only does it lay on nods to the gloriously cheesy 1984 original, it features three-years-ago Chris Hemsworth before he packed on all that Thor muscle AND cute little Josh Hutcherson before he made it to the big time with The Hunger Games gig. Kids with guns vs. evil Chinese North Koreans after the jump. Red Dawn was initially slated for a 2010 release, but MGM’s bankruptcy threw a kink into those plans. Last March producers opted to take even more time to digitally change the film’s already-shot invading villain force from China to North Korea in a bald, bold bid for more of that Chinese box office, which is just one of a few gambles we’ll see play out come release on November 21. Thanksgiving: a time for family, armed patriotism, and putting firearms in the hands of children! Because as much as Red Dawn promises to be the kind of ubercool explosion-y action pic you’d expect from a remake of an explosion-y ’80s action classic (It’s got rampant violence! It’s what audiences crave!), the kind of straight-faced militancy that made the original Red Dawn so damn heavy at its core doesn’t quite translate to the slick Expendables -esque fetishism of violence of today’s popcorn action flicks. And maybe it’s just me, but in the wake of the Aurora tragedy and last weekend’s Sikh temple attack I’m not too juiced to watch a bunch of kids with an arsenal of assault weapons righteously gun down their ethnic invaders in the name of freedom. The difference between watching Stallone and his beefy cohorts blast their way through nameless baddies and seeing Hemsworth lead his Wolverine pack into battle is that there’s zero seriousness underlying the mindless shenanigans of Sly & Co. (which entertain me to no end, incidentally). Red Dawn , on the other hand, toys with more concerning, actual issues — war, nationalism, geopolitics, self-defense, the Second Amendment, guns, violence in the media ( Red Dawn is rated PG-13). And, benefit of the doubt, maybe the remake is conscious of these things and will turn out to be more thoughtful and thought-provoking than a sexy, attention-grabbing 2 1/2 minute trailer. But you tell me. I’m still in it for the cast and the curiosity factor, and maybe a few months’ time will help me get over myself. Via Yahoo : Synopsis: In Red Dawn, a city in Washington state awakens to the surreal sight of foreign paratroopers dropping from the sky – shockingly, the U.S. has been invaded and their hometown is the initial target. Quickly and without warning, the citizens find themselves prisoners and their town under enemy occupation. Determined to fight back, a group of young patriots seek refuge in the surrounding woods, training and reorganizing themselves into a guerilla group of fighters. Taking inspiration from their high school mascot, they call themselves the Wolverines, banding together to protect one another, liberate their town from its captors, and take back their freedom. Red Dawn hits theaters November 21. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
I am not interested in Emma Watson, so I was debating not to bother posting this pic she posted of herself in a tight shirt, but then I remembered that her fan base, is probably the kind of virgin loser who visits this site, bu more importantly, probably the kind of virgin loser who cums himself when seeing pics of a girl in a tight shirt…especially when that girl is his dream girl he pretends he is married to every night before bed.
I have a thing for bitches who breast feed in public, cuz they are usually on some feminist mission to prove some kind of point that breast feeding is natural and should be a human right, while I get to see titties for fucking free, and more importantly, milk filled titties that I normally would never see cuz they are suburban wives who don’t talk to my kind….It is the kind of shit that I sing love songs to myself while tending to my erection through my pocket, the natural process of life from mother to child is so erotic, so long as she keeps her vagina in her pants and I don’t have to deal with that stiched up mess….. Someone sent this into me, and it made my day, so I decided to share it with you, cuz to some of us, these feminist hippie bitches on a mission to get breast feeding pics legal on Facebook in werd coilitions, are the only tits you get to see whne you leave your house…
Alice Baton is a model making a name for herself by getting topless for obscure magazines….I’ve never heard of her or the magazine she’s in, but I have seen her tits and I only care about the tits, especially when they are being shown off by the girls so eager to make it in the pretentious bullshit fashion world cuz if they do make it, it is easy living…and all they had to do was take off their shirt…like a stripper, with the comfort of knowing she’s not a stripper, cuz she only gets topless in photoshoosts, and not for 10 dollars a song, but I think it is the same fucking thing…and that’s why I like Alice Baton enough to visualize her being sodomized by a baton….like it was a college team sport hazing…. Either way, here’s the hot fitness shoot.
