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Apparently These are Sarah Hyland’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Posted on August 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sarah Hyland creeps me out…and apparently these are pictures of her at the airport and they are being marketed as her “hard nipples”…and I feel like it is a lot like trying to stare at some pubescent girl at the pool in a one piece…with developing breasts with hard nipples..you know the shit you may have had your first jerk off to when you were a teenager and it was ok to like pubescent girls…and not as a grown man who just loves everything about this…that’s just fucking weird and I hope you’re not a camp councilor, bus driver, social worker, or really anyone allowed around kids… If you’re more into the teen girls who get their period at 7 thanks to emotional trauma thanks to her dad leaving them….you know the kind of girl who has double Ds by 16, this probably isn’t the kind of jailbait girl for you…especially considering she’s pushing 30…and just looks 12 and athletic…in some birth defect I think is hormone therapy her mom fed her to child star her… Either way, who cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Apparently These are Sarah Hyland’s Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Reporter’s Uranus Joke of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This reporter is wrong…I like to think that my favorite kind of lettuce is the lettuce grown on an anus…but only if the anus belongs to a used up street hooker…because that’s the kind of anus you can expect produce, usually mushrooms, to be growing on…which is ironic because they generally don’t eat vegetables as it gets in the way of the meth… The post Reporter’s Uranus Joke of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Dobrev in Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Nina Dobrev is, but I think she’s a Canadian who is on TV, and who has had some success on TV, and figures she might as well show off to her fans, and say “fuck you normal people working in an office, you fucking suck at life and will never be as important as me”…until her show gets canceled, she spends all her money, and all she has to show for it is a child support check from a rich producer who knocked her up accidentally, as she medicates and tries to go to castings, and get work, but is too old to be noticed amongst all the other girls who want the exact same thing as her…so I guess just taking it all in and living it up is the best thing for her to do right now…live it up now, because like all girls, you’ll get old and forgotten… HEre’s her friend being silly. A video posted by Nina Dobrev (@ninadobrev) on Jul 21, 2015 at 11:46am PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Dobrev in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney’s for GQ of the DAy

Posted on July 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlotte McKinney, or as I like to call her, one of Stephen Dorff’s hookers, because let’s face it, she looks like a Florida Hooker, who was lucky enough to have a tax evading father to send her to LA to be “Famous”..instead of working at some bootleg hooters, or as a Gogo Dancer… because she’s got big tits… What isn’t clear is how a girl can do one photoshoot with Guess, and then end up cast on a TV show, but why bother looking into that, it’s Charlotte McKinney, just look at her tits…it’s all she’s good for… I guess as she fades out, as the TITS of the minute….Stephen Dorff…gets to play with…I’ll leave you with a Stephen Dorff story I was told yesterday about when he was in Montreal…and he told a girl close to my heart that he will eat her ass until her legs shake….leading me to think…he probably eats McKinney’s ass till her legs shake…because eating ass is how he locks them in…I guess… Well, here’s GQ a little slow on the draw, because they don’t realize she’s done…because it takes time to take things to print, especially when those things are being shoved down their throat by her team that created her.. The post Charlotte McKinney’s for GQ of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Video of the Day

Posted on July 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is the kind of walking corpse pussy that if I found it on the side of the road, I would make a weekend at Bernie’s out of her…until I couldn’t take the smell anymore… I just like her that fucking much…. Whether swilling / swimming in her lace outfit with those big tits in Mykonos…with rich people she probably works it for…or being half dead, almost forgotten celebrity…who will always be lindsay Lohan… She’ll always be perfect to me…and not just at swimming and blowing her nose…but at everything… For Pics of Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini for Love and Life While Half Dead… CLICK HERE I will always love her. The post Lindsay Lohan Bikini Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Surf of the Day

Posted on July 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like surfing for the surf girl asses, but I guess I also like it for the shark attacks. The fear of every surfer, that seems to rarely happen, making me think maybe this is surfer Mick Fanning’s trained shark, being used for a publicity stunt…right? Longer version… Here’s some Anastasia Ashley surf ass…because that’s the kind of sharking I’m more into… The post Surf of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miguel Says There’s No Competition Between Him And Frank Ocean

Posted on July 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miguel has been compared to  Frank Ocean, The Weeknd and other artists of his kind, but he says there’s just no comparison when it comes to the…

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Kendall Jenner Instagram Photos: A Racy Rundown

Posted on July 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is an international sensation. The young reality star has turned into a global success within the modeling universe, walking down runways around the world and striking a number of sexy catwalk poses. But that's not really where her career as a model got started. It got started on Instagram, as Kendall clearly learned some lessons about self-marketing (and skin-baring) fro half-sister Kim Kardashian . Go back through time and track Kendall's Instagram picture evolution below: 1. Kendall Jenner is Patriotic! Oh say, can you see this Kendall Jenner Instagram photo? The reality star truly got started on social media in the summer of 2013. 2. Kendall Jenner as a Blonde This is merely a wig, people. Relax! Kendall Jenner has not dyed her hair blonde. 3. Kendall Jenner Topless Kendall Jenner was only 16 years old at the time this photo was taken. But that’s old enough to pose for this kind of photo in this kind of family. 4. NSFW Alert! Sorry, but a bunch of Kendall pictures fit this description. She strips down far too often for a teenager. 5. Kendall Jenner Snaps Selfie Kendall Jenner tries on an outfit here straight off the New York Fashion Week rack. It looks good on her. 6. Kendall Jenner with Pink Hair Whoa there! This is a very different look for Kendall Jenner. She can actually pull off pink hair. View Slideshow

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Behati Prinsloo for Some Fragrence Ad of the Day

Posted on May 9, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Behati Prinsloo, the immigrant gold digger famous for being Adam Levine’s sugar baby, despite making money of her own thanks to brands liek Victoria’s Secret…did this ad for a fragrence company that came out a solid 3 days ago…and that has a solid 300 views…300 fucking views…because no one gives a fuck about Adam Levine’s cum dumpster walking around in a wilderness topless but not showing her nipples….that you know she would show if you offered her enough money to show… because that’s the kind of girl she is…but in her defence that’s the kind of girl every girl is…. All this to say…MORE NIPPLE! The post Behati Prinsloo for Some Fragrence Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Penelope Cruz Picking Her Ass in a Red Tight Outfit for Zoolander of the DAy

Posted on April 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Penelope Cruz is on set of Zoolander 2, because that’s the kind of thing all Academy Award winning, barely capable of speaking english actress needs to be getting involved in. It’s like she’s already got the trophy, so she’s legit and can command a high pay day, so why not apply that to drivel, high box office nonsense, because grab that fucking cash when you can…but more importantly…pick your ass on set…because that’s probably the highlight of this shit covered performance we can all expect…from this….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Penelope Cruz Picking Her Ass in a Red Tight Outfit for Zoolander of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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