Here is a picture of JOJO’s face looking in pain for those of you into girls who look like they are in pain or struggling, which I assume is a lot of you, because why else would JOJO be making these faces to her weirdo audience that you know is 90 percent pervert dude from the 90s who still remembers JOJO… WHy else would she be pandering to the crowd by flashing her its, in a video I am using her struggle face as an excuse to post again, so that people don’t think I’m some basement locking, woman beating, pervert who uses tears for lube for orgasms… The post Jojo Makes Erotic Faces of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
40 year old Bella Thorne…deserves an academy award for being subtly comedic in her slutty behavior that gets every blog writing about her daily…not that people even read blogs, but that must be helping her get more and more famous… It’s like take instagram model tactics, add some professionalism and budget to it, and maintain your slut to be not super slutty, just slutty enough, that people remain engaged… It’s like – she’s just a girl in a bikini sprawled out on the dude she fucks…like a pornstar…but it’s innocent fun…despite how many people are jerking off to it. I still like this video of her telling her famous actor boyfriend to “FUCK THIS” as she slaps her ass – to which he says “This is for my public snap”….and she says “it’s ok”…oh my god…because that is the kind of girl she is…my kind of girl.. The post Bella Thorne’s Bikini Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This week’s episode of Girls was one of the most interesting of its entire five-season run. We left Japan and returned to New York to watch the crew — sans Shoshanna — deal with the kind of buried frustrations that come as relationships transition and evolve. In by far the best position this episode is… Read more »
Christina Ricci has made a career of playing the kind of dark, messed up, yet incredibly beautiful love interest in indie films, but after seeing her in a bikini, I’d kind of like to see her play the dream girl we all want…. read more
According to my sources, Joy ‘s the name of Jennifer Lawrence ‘s new movie and not some event planner’s reaction to seeing how she dressed for her latest movie premiere. But I don’t know about you guys, seeing Jennifer drop this kind of white hot cleavage is currently making me and the Little Tuna pretty happy right now. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com
According to a report from E! News, Anne Hathaway is expecting her first child! “Anne is in her second trimester and feeling great!” said a rep for the 33-year-old in a statement issued today. The news comes on the heels of rumors that Hathaway was planning to adopt after having difficulty conceiving. Hathaway married actor Adam Shulman in 2012. In the years since, rumors that Hathaway is pregnant have surfaced every few months. The actress has spoken openly about her desire to start a family in the past: “I want to be a mother, and I anticipate loving my children quite fiercely,” Anne said in an interview back in 2013. “I think about it all the time, though it’s a silly thing to think about because the kind of mother I’ll be depends on the kind of children I have. I can’t wait to meet them.” Hathaway has stated that she’s known she wanted to be a mother since she was in high school. Though the couple has yet to confirm the news, sources say Anne and Adam are ecstatic about their forthcoming bundle of joy. Fittingly, Hathaway’s next project is an remake of the 1964 family classic Mary Poppins. View Slideshow: Celebrities Expecting Babies in 2015
Set to make its debut across multiple platforms, including On Demand, this coming Tuesday, October 6, 2015, the throwback comedy All American Bikini Car Wash promises to deliver nothing more or less than what its title indicates. Provided you’re the kind of person who can’t wait until then—and let’s face it, who is?—we’ve got some exclusive pics from the film for your enjoyment! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
Taylor Swift reminds me of a bad rich person’s bar mitzvah. You know, the kind of rich person who has the budget to hire anyone she wants from the last 50 years of music…to get on stage with her and perform some song and dance that looks like it’s some low level, discount cruise, nightly performance…you know the kind you see at the 3 star resort you saved up for 4 years to go to…only to realize nights are boring, but luckily they hired a group of cuban refugees to sing hit songs from the last 2 decades…it’s ghetto…which could be the reason Nelly Participated… Or Maybe, Nelly, is just desperate as fuck, has realized he’s a one trick pony, and like all one hit wonders, will go through life singing the same song for some money because it’s easy and there’s nothing else going on in his life… To be a rapper, willing and excited to be on Stage with Taylor Swift, is strictly to get her audience into your shit, and /or a cash grab…because I find the whole thing…humiliating… But I guess not as humiliating as Taylor Swift singing “Hot in Here”.. What is wrong with people, how can anyone think this weird variety show is cool, quality, or anything but a marketing stunt…a weird fucking marketing stunt…that is trying to get Taylor Swift to eat fucking everything… She is kinda hot though…even if she’s the devil… The post Taylor Swift Collects Nelly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift reminds me of a bad rich person’s bar mitzvah. You know, the kind of rich person who has the budget to hire anyone she wants from the last 50 years of music…to get on stage with her and perform some song and dance that looks like it’s some low level, discount cruise, nightly performance…you know the kind you see at the 3 star resort you saved up for 4 years to go to…only to realize nights are boring, but luckily they hired a group of cuban refugees to sing hit songs from the last 2 decades…it’s ghetto…which could be the reason Nelly Participated… Or Maybe, Nelly, is just desperate as fuck, has realized he’s a one trick pony, and like all one hit wonders, will go through life singing the same song for some money because it’s easy and there’s nothing else going on in his life… To be a rapper, willing and excited to be on Stage with Taylor Swift, is strictly to get her audience into your shit, and /or a cash grab…because I find the whole thing…humiliating… But I guess not as humiliating as Taylor Swift singing “Hot in Here”.. What is wrong with people, how can anyone think this weird variety show is cool, quality, or anything but a marketing stunt…a weird fucking marketing stunt…that is trying to get Taylor Swift to eat fucking everything… She is kinda hot though…even if she’s the devil… The post Taylor Swift Collects Nelly of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jojo isn’t a fascinating story…she’s just one of the newer generations Jail Bait who turned 18 and everyone who was obsessed with her just forgot about her…pretty much overnight…like so many other 17 year old sluts before her who turned 18…I’m talking to you Taylor Momsen…and I know there were others…but that would require me to think…when all I am interested in for the sake of this post, not the sake of my life, because if the sake of my life, was represented by my interest in Jojo’s comeback tour, when I don’t even know any of Jojo’s songs, and only remember her being a girl who ran off with a black guy and surprisingly didn’t get pregnant but probably spent all her jailbait money…and she’s doing it right, now more fit and in bikini…on snapchat..and I guess in everyday life at the random events she gets to… TO SEE PICS OF HER DRESSED SKIMPY AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE The post Jojo’s Bikini for Relevance Now that She’s Not Jailbait Anymore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
