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Hilary Duff’s Big Workout Boobies

I’m happy to see that Hilary Duff hasn’t wasted any time getting back to the gym after squeezing a human being out of her vagina, that just sounds weird, but I was expecting her to get back into shape a little faster than this for some reason. I know that sounds unreasonable, I’m still having a hard time losing the weight after giving birth to that disgusting beer and irish stew baby on St-Patrick’s Day , but Hilary’s a celebrity and that’s her job. Nice boobs though.

Hilary Duff’s Tasty Big Funbags Come Out

Here’s Hilary Duff out running some new mommy errands in some tight pants and sexy heels. She looks good, still a little softer than I like her, but I’m alright with a little meat on the bones from time to time. I thought that celebrities were supposed to lose all the baby weight in like a week or two, that’s why they’re celebrities. I guess I can let it slide, I’m enjoying those extra large funbags she’s lugging around with her these days. Yes!

Former Pussycat Doll Kaya Jones Has Huge Puppies

Obviously the only Pussycat Doll anybody knows or even cares about is Nicole Scherzinger , she was always the hottest one, but that might be about to change. Here’s someone named Kaya Jones showing us that she might actually be more than just a back up dancer. Alright so she’s not exactly the hottest woman we’ve ever seen, she kinda looks a little dude-ish, but she certainly seems to have a couple very large characteristics that I thoroughly enjoy. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

Hilary Duff’s New Mom Breasts Are Huge

I know that Hilary Duff just finished squeezing a human being out of her lady parts a few weeks, and it was probably too much to ask that her body bounce right back to it’s hot self, but this is a little frightening. Not because I’m slightly afraid of fat people, but because I don’t know if she’ll ever get that body back to it’s former glory and that scares me. At least her boobs are massive. Wow! She needs to get a breast pump or something on those things, they look like they’re about to burst. Nobody needs that.

First Look At Hilary Duff’s Post Baby Body

Now that Hilary Duff has squeezed a human being out of her vagina, that just sounds weird, I’ve been waiting patiently to see how her hotness has rebounded. Here she is out running some errands giving us a first look at her post baby body. Not bad. The booty looks good in those tight jeans and her new mommy breasts are quite lovely. All in all, everything looks to be in order. I don’t want to think about all the weird loose skin happening around the midriff. Eww.

Hilary Duff Is A Super Human Hottie

I can’t believe I’m still writing about Hilary Duff , she’s about as pregnant as pregnant can be right now, but she still looks amazing. If we bred her with someone like John Stamos or Rob Lowe or one of those other guys who don’t seem to age, we’d have ourselves a litter of super girls. Women who won’t get ugly when they get pregnant and never look older than thirty. Amazing!! Too bad “society” frowns on that kind of thing. Your loss society.

Hilary Duff Pregnancy Hotness

I didn’t really want to post these pictures of Hilary Duff , she’s not exactly doing anything special, but I figured I better get her up on the site while I still can. It won’t be too long before she’s just way too large for my taste. I mean she’s already big, she’s got a human growing in her gut, but she still manages to pull off the tight pants and sexy heels. Well done.

Hilary Duff Is Massive

If you were looking for some pictures of a former hottie looking like she’s really fat and uncomfortable, you’ve come to the right place. Here’s Hilary Duff looking like I feel after a night of steak and beers. Gross. Does she also get the strange night farts? *Vote for Hilary Duff in the 2011 Hollywood Tuna Hottie of the Year Poll

Did Rose McGowan’s Face Have An Allergic Reaction?

I like Rose McGowan so I don’t really want to say anything all that bad about her, but she’s really making it difficult for me. I know she’s up there in age, especially for a hottie, but what the hell is going on with her face. She looks like Fergie before she kicked the Meth. Not cool. And she’s been doing so well lately, showing up in tight yoga outfits all sexy and what not. Now this? I don’t like it one bit.

I’m Done With Hilary Duff’s Pregnancy

I think I’m done with Hilary Duff’s pregnancy, enough already, it’s time to get back to the original hotness. This fatness just isn’t doing it for me anymore. i know I’m supposed to find this natural and beautiful and all that crap, but it’s just not working for me anymore. Don’t get me wrong, I like the big preggo breasts, but that belly looks like I feel after a good night out. All bloated and dizzy. Good times. Anyhow, squeeze that kid out and let’s get back to the hotness.