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Hilary Duff’s Ever Expanding Hotness

Posted on December 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hilary Duff is still pregnant with another man’s child, and I’m still not pleased about it. Not because of the baby, I would raise that thing as my own, teaching it to blog about funbags at a very young age, but because now her body is going to be all stretch out and weird looking. Even skinny chicks after they have a baby get that weird extra loose belly skin. It’s creepy. I guess she’s a celebrity, so as part of her birthing package they’ll probably throw in a tummy tuck. Crisis averted. What do they do with the extra skin and is it illegal to have it made into a wallet?

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Hilary Duff Is Definitely Pregnant. Hotness Is Over.

Posted on December 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Well it was a good run, but Hilary Duff’s hotness days have officially come to an end. At least for now. Here she is showing off that massive human filled belly in a baby diarrhea colored turtleneck. Not impressed. It’s not like she’s ugly or anything, I’m not a complete moron, but this is the point of a woman’s pregnancy when the thought of having sex with them kind of goes out the window…. I’d go for some make outs and a little over the sweater action, but that’s it for now. Call me.

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Hilary Duff Finally Wears Preggo Clothes

Posted on October 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright, this is more what I have in mind when I hear the words Hilary Duff and pregnant, some silly boots and sloppy period sweatpants are pretty much standard attire for women in her condition. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not pleased about it, but she was looking way too hot in her tight little outfits for a pregnant lady. Although to be fair, it’s only the bottom half that’s looking sloppy, the top half is actually pretty good. Women must be really be hating Hilary right now, she just makes everything look good. Pregnant or not.

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Hilary Duff Keeps Hiding The Baby Bump

Posted on October 19, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright, this is starting to get a little ridiculous. How far along is Hilary Duff in her pregnancy and should we be seeing a baby bump yet or not? As you can see I know nothing about this kind of thing, Hilary and I are learning together, so I’m not sure if she’s supposed to be looking this amazing. Not that I’m complaining, she hasn’t looked this good in years, but I’m just afraid it could all come to an end in an instant. Keep doing that pilates princess. Anyhow, here she is in a tight little dress looking awesome while she covers up the area where her baby bump should be with a rat in a dog costume. I want to see the pregnant booty next time.

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Hilary Duff’s Nice Pregnant Short Shorts

Posted on October 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Man, Hilary Duff has got to be one of the hottest pregnant chicks of all time. I don’t know how far along she is in her pregnancy or anything like that, but the woman is looking really good. Here she is doing some lame interview somewhere in her sexy little pregnant chick short shorts. Awesome. This does not look like someone who’s been recently knocked up, do they make Spanx for pregnant chicks? Because this just doesn’t seem right. I love her. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

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Hilary Duff Fills Her Coin Slot

Posted on September 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s been a while since I’ve had any shots of a hottie feeding a parking meter, I love when they do that, so I was glad to find these pictures of a pregnant Hilary Duff stuffing her coin slot the other day. That didn’t sound so dirty in my head. Anyhow, it looks like she’s given up, at least temporarily, on wearing those tight pants that show off her cute little pregnant booty. I hope her pregnancy hasn’t finally caught up with her, I’m not done enjoying her hotness just yet. I’m really not looking forward to fat Hilary walking around.

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Hilary Duff’s Amazing Pregnant Booty

Posted on September 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think it’s possible that Hilary Duff actually reads all these silly celebrity sites, she has to, because there’s been a hell of a lot of chatter recently about her amazing pregnant booty and here she is continuing to show it off for us. I’m starting to think this chick isn’t pregnant at all, it’s just a ruse to get us to post pictures of her. It’s working. Listen, if she’s going to continue to show off that cute little booty in tight pants, I’m willing to play along. If I were her husband I think I might really despise my kid for what it’s about to do to that ass. Be gentle.

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Hilary Duff’s Awesome Pregnant Short Shorts

Posted on August 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve got to say that so far I’m really enjoying Hilary Duff’s pregnancy, first she had those awesome shots of her great little ass in leggings , and now here she is showing it off in some very miniscule cut off short shorts. Maybe she’s not pregnant at all, maybe she was just gassy. Whatever it is, it seems to really be agreeing with the hottie. I don’t normally find pregnant women attractive at all, it’s just weird looking, but this I could definitely handle. I think there’d be more children around if this is what the average pregnant lady looked like. Well done.

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Hilary Duff’s Booty One Last Time

Posted on August 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that Hilary Duff is pregnant, I thought you guys would like to see her cute little booty in some spandex pants one last time before it gets all big and weird and pregnant. Look at that amazing little thing. I want a bite. Poor girl just got her body into tip top shape and now all that hard work is going to go to waste. She should do some bikini photoshoots or something so that we can all remember how hot she was. We’re going to miss you Hilary Duff’s booty. Good luck.

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Hilary Duff”s Amazingly Tight Body

Posted on August 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to joke that Hilary Duff was getting a little chunky now that she’s marry to that dude and that she needed to hit the gym… Man has she proved me wrong and I love it. Here she is promoting some new line of workout clothing or something, I don’t really know what it is, I’m too busy taking in all of Hilary’s hard bodied goodness. Amazing. Who knew she took everything I said so seriously, I’m going to have to start talking about how she never goes topless at the beach. Hot. Check out the video HERE .

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