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Mandy Moore Is Masturbating

Posted on September 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Let me start off by saying that I didn’t know that Mandy Moore was still considered an actress, I haven’t seen her do anything in what feels like forever, but if you’re going to make a comeback this is a good way to do it. Here she is in a masturbation scene from something called ‘Swinging With The Finkels’ , in which she seems to use a cucumber to pleasure herself. Yes! Obviously I know nothing about this movie, but from what I see in these shots, I smell an Academy Award… At least I think that’s what I’m smelling.

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Holly Madison And Her Lovely Lady Lumps

Posted on March 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks as though Holly Madison was invited to yet another event I know nothing about, I’m not that thorough a researcher, but she brought her lovely lady lumps along with her so I’m alright with it. I love seeing a woman who’s breasts are so big a luscious that the buttons on her blouse look like they’re about to go shooting off. That would be awesome. I would take a button in the eye if I meant I could see a boob pop out.

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Holly Madison And Her Lovely Lady Lumps

Posted on March 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks as though Holly Madison was invited to yet another event I know nothing about, I’m not that thorough a researcher, but she brought her lovely lady lumps along with her so I’m alright with it. I love seeing a woman who’s breasts are so big a luscious that the buttons on her blouse look like they’re about to go shooting off. That would be awesome. I would take a button in the eye if I meant I could see a boob pop out.

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Holly Madison And Her Lovely Lady Lumps

Posted on March 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks as though Holly Madison was invited to yet another event I know nothing about, I’m not that thorough a researcher, but she brought her lovely lady lumps along with her so I’m alright with it. I love seeing a woman who’s breasts are so big a luscious that the buttons on her blouse look like they’re about to go shooting off. That would be awesome. I would take a button in the eye if I meant I could see a boob pop out.

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Kim Kardashian Out In Her Natural State

Posted on February 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I happen to be one of those people who finds Kim Kardashian attractive, I know that’s annoying, but what I like about her is all the make up and accessories and big fat ass that goes into her look. It’s the total package. So when you take away one of those elements like, let’s say all of her make up, I get a little disappointed. Here she is looking pretty damn scary the other day while out “Au Natural”. I don’t like it one bit, put those sunglasses back on and head to the nearest make up application center… Clearly I know nothing about female beauty secrets.

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Amy Childs Gives Me The Sexy Eyes

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Amy Childs Gives Me The Sexy Eyes

Oh yeah, this is what I’ve been waiting for all week, some chick I know nothing about looking hammered in a short dress. This is the kind of thing I live for. I have no idea who Amy Childs is, should I really, but I like her already. Here she is teasing us the other night with a potential look up a nobody’s skirt. I love it. It reminds me of that time I hung out under the bleachers during a school cheerleaders meeting, sure it was a school for the mentally challenged, but it still counts. more pictures of Amy Childs here

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Amy Childs Gives Me The Sexy Eyes

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Amy Childs Gives Me The Sexy Eyes

Oh yeah, this is what I’ve been waiting for all week, some chick I know nothing about looking hammered in a short dress. This is the kind of thing I live for. I have no idea who Amy Childs is, should I really, but I like her already. Here she is teasing us the other night with a potential look up a nobody’s skirt. I love it. It reminds me of that time I hung out under the bleachers during a school cheerleaders meeting, sure it was a school for the mentally challenged, but it still counts. more pictures of Amy Childs here

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Prince Harry Tries His Hand at America’s Pastime

Posted on June 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Filed under: Prince Harry , TMZ Sports Prince Harry took to the mound at Citi Field today in New York and threw out the first pitch of today’s Twins/Mets game. Who says the English know nothing about baseball? Read more

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Kate Bosworth’s Ass and Titties of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Skinny girls with hard nipples and a skinny little ass are always hot to me, even if they are useless actors who don’t get enough work for me to really figure out why you know their name or where you have seen them before, but you do know that even when their hard nipples are hardly there, it’s good enough and I have a feeling that’s the same thing she thinks to herself when she lands obscure and insignificant jobs in a “take the money and run while its coming in and people still give me work” kind of way…..and I guess we can only hope she has the same outlook on all things in her life, especially when it comes down to deciding who to stick inside her, because having no standards, tastes, consciousness is really the only hope we ever have of crawling up inside and dying inside this bitch like we were her laxative and diet coke eating disorder lunch…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Cheryl Cole and her Prison Tattoos for Those of You Who Care of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Cheryl Cole is from another country that I know nothing about. She is involved in a scandal that I know nothing about because she is a girl I know nothing about who was in a band I know nothing about and who was married to a half-black guy soccer player who I know nothing about and who rocks prison tattoos she may have got for committing a crime I know nothing about, or because she’s just a tacky piece of trash whore from the UK you all want to fuck who thought that these tattoos were actually hot when she got them, before being famous, back when she was suckin’ dick in lock bar bathrooms to pay the nice man who bought her all those drinks back for being such a nice guy, who lucky for her happened to be the producer of the Spice Girls who was responsible for finding Geri Spice the same way…..his nickname in the industry is the “trashman”….I just made that whole story up, but I figure it’s a hell of a lot more interesting than her actual story…..and suckin’ dick to the top is definitely not that far from the truth…. Here she is in some short shorts…. Here she is with a solid push-up or padded bra cuz her tits look pretty serious…. Here she is in a grey dress…..like a catholic school girl in her tunic you’ve probably exposed yourself on public transportation to….I mean if you’re anything like me… Pics via Bauer Pics via Fame

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