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Selena Gomez Sluts Up for W Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Steven Klein is the photographer behind this Selena Gomez on the beach, in bikini, pushing her tits together…or as I like to call her – Dying of Lupus – possibly getting Chemotherapy as she likes to tell people….maybe even in these pics…because that’s the level of extreme her Chemo is…you know the kind that doesn’t make you feel sick, call in sick and allows you to drink and party like you’re not even sick…but when said…sounds so intense, scary….dramatic… I think he’s trolling us, because he went so aggressive on the filters or coloring he did in the pics, it’s gotta be his artistic prank on us all saying, fuck you instagram for replacing our work, our lives, our jobs…you know a parody, a shut the fuck up, because he’s a huge photographer and knows how to take a pic… This is definitely his fuck you to the industry, and what better way than to use Selena Gomez in a bikini to make people mad… It’s like chill the fuck out on this filtering…we want nice images not fucking clown colors…it’s annoying…but the world fucking loves the shitty cartoon-like coloring…so he’ll give us fucking filters…which in and of itself is substantially more interesting that this bottom feeder Selena Gomez in a bikini…trying to be slutty. Other than that, it’s a great fucking shoot…best of the year…other than the filters that are on purpose and kind of funny and I guess other than Selena, it has a vibe of authenticity, especially with the paparazzi in the background of one of the pics…more real, so we know it’s a fashion shoot and it feels like a Behind the Scenes, which is where the internet is taking us…to one giant documentary of each other…rather than fake bullshit staged crappy commercial stock image looking bullshit pictures with faces beautified so hard bitch looks like a cartoon….they break the fourth wall…so I dig it…because I prefer real…even with one of the most fake of bitches…but I don’t dick it…because I don’t want lupus dick… The post Selena Gomez Sluts Up for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Sluts Up for W Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Steven Klein is the photographer behind this Selena Gomez on the beach, in bikini, pushing her tits together…or as I like to call her – Dying of Lupus – possibly getting Chemotherapy as she likes to tell people….maybe even in these pics…because that’s the level of extreme her Chemo is…you know the kind that doesn’t make you feel sick, call in sick and allows you to drink and party like you’re not even sick…but when said…sounds so intense, scary….dramatic… I think he’s trolling us, because he went so aggressive on the filters or coloring he did in the pics, it’s gotta be his artistic prank on us all saying, fuck you instagram for replacing our work, our lives, our jobs…you know a parody, a shut the fuck up, because he’s a huge photographer and knows how to take a pic… This is definitely his fuck you to the industry, and what better way than to use Selena Gomez in a bikini to make people mad… It’s like chill the fuck out on this filtering…we want nice images not fucking clown colors…it’s annoying…but the world fucking loves the shitty cartoon-like coloring…so he’ll give us fucking filters…which in and of itself is substantially more interesting that this bottom feeder Selena Gomez in a bikini…trying to be slutty. Other than that, it’s a great fucking shoot…best of the year…other than the filters that are on purpose and kind of funny and I guess other than Selena, it has a vibe of authenticity, especially with the paparazzi in the background of one of the pics…more real, so we know it’s a fashion shoot and it feels like a Behind the Scenes, which is where the internet is taking us…to one giant documentary of each other…rather than fake bullshit staged crappy commercial stock image looking bullshit pictures with faces beautified so hard bitch looks like a cartoon….they break the fourth wall…so I dig it…because I prefer real…even with one of the most fake of bitches…but I don’t dick it…because I don’t want lupus dick… The post Selena Gomez Sluts Up for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on November 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gisele’s bikini model body…that was already questionable as woman before she had kids and turned 35….you know the kind of bikini model you thought “Shit, she’s definitely a Brazilian tranny, because she can shoot everyday of the month thnaks to no period”..with a not so feminine, but breast implanted and ripped due to high testosterone body…faking the birth of her children….while faking the sexuality of Tom Brady…but the truth is, she probably has a vagina…I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt…even if seeing her in a bikini does zero for me…the truth is nothing does anything for me…even seeing a babe spread open and fingering herself does zero for me……I’m impotent… She’s old, I never found her hot, but she still gets paid big money for this shit, reminding me that my opinion doesn’t matter.. Here she is doing it for free…in the BEST video I’ve ever seen.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gisele Fake Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy

Posted on July 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Elisabeth Erm is…I just know I like her…but that’s not saying much, you know when you look like Elisabeth Erm…it is hard to not like her… She’s born in 1993. She’s Estonian, which according to my Estonian friend, means relatively common there…but more importantly affordable to own…Sure robably not now that she’s in big magazines, but there are probably more of her, maybe bootleg versions of her, but still better than the American version of her, which is eating donuts while working at Walmart or some shit…you know the kind of girl you can lure in with citizenship alone…even when you’re broke, pathetic, etc…makes things pretty fucking easy but I got married to some pig before realizing that…just another example of my failures… The post Elisabeth Erm for Glamour France August of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift- Up Against a Pole of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There are girls who have an insatiable sex drive. You know, the kind of girl who is always horny, always wet, always feeling a tingle between her legs that she just can’t release no matter how many times she masturbates. You know the kind of girl who crosses her legs and squeeze throughout the day, when not rockin’ her BENWAI balls…or even taking bathroom breaks to rub one out quick… These are the girls who are all over tinder, or cam sites, just fucking ready to fuck anyone, just get her a dick or a mouth to ride…and in an oversexed world…they are very attainable and easy to find…sexually liberated…. Taylor Swift, and her sexually history, serial dating, broken hearts for the media, but that has a deeper rooted story…seems like she may be one of those girls…as she grinds up on a pole in concert…you know rub up against anything you can…and try to be discrete about it… We’re onto you…pervert. The post Taylor Swift- Up Against a Pole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Betty White Nudes on Flashback Friday of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you can’t cum to a 1943 Betty White naked…because fame whores existed in the 40s also…you’re not a real man…if it helps you can always just pretend she is your grandma and you’re looking through your grandpa’s old albums….or if you’re like me and you’ve seen every Golden Girls episode ever…you can just enjoy all that is rose…too bad you can’t see if she’s got an inny or an outty…bastards were too wholesome for spread eagled pics back then.. .. The post Betty White Nudes on Flashback Friday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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LeAnna Rimes Bikini Pose of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LeAnna Rimes took a pic of herself bent over in a bikini…and I felt it was appropriate based on her level of classy whore from the south who fell off the rails and took her money to make herself into some kind of bootleg stripper looking housewife homewrecker… She reminds me of every stripper trying to seduce me ass up posed over the bar pretending to order a drink..only the instagram version.. You know the kind of girl who acts like she wants to get raped, and you figure you can’t rape the willing so it’s not rape, only for her to charge you with rape…the worst… The post LeAnna Rimes Bikini Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKInney is a Fame Whore of the Day

Posted on March 12, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlotte McKinney is some low rent Kate Upton with big tits and a horse face…and with a horse face comes a horse vagina…which would explain why she’s dancing in a thong on the beach with a dude who probably has a horse cock…because he’s black… I wonder if this was a smart strategy, since the only people that would find this big titty monster hot are middle american trailer park dwelling trash….you know people used to obese inbred Walmart clerk women with diabetes and missing toes…who just see tits on a skinny enough girl and cum all over their half retard selves… You know the kind of guys who kill black people…because they are racist… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKInney is a Fame Whore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karlie Kloss Dancing for Taylor Swift in Vogue of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Karlie Kloss is rumored to be Taylor Swift’s real life, small breasted, barbie doll…you know the kind of girl that Taylor Swift pays to live in her house, so that she can play with her at any given time, as Models don’t work all that much, and are available to entertain the needs of a young billionaire, who gets everything she wants, because she’s the single hottest thing in the entertainment industry now…and here she is dancing for Vogue, but I think everything she does is for Taylor Swift..because that’s what being owned, bought, paid for is all about…that and scissoring…obvs.

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Miley Cyrus’ Instagram is Jokes of the Day

Posted on November 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Uma foto publicada por Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) em Nov 11, 2014 at 8:14 PST I think Miley Cyrus is pretty great. She’s just some spoiled rich kid, raised by a truck stop hooker, who may have been a cocktail waitress and a dad famous for having one of the trashiest all american songs in the history of shitty one hit wonder music…you know the kind of simple people, with no real morals or values, because my theory is that if you aren’t born rich, you’re garbage…..especially when you become rich and create a Miley you can sell to producers to make more rich… Basically, what I am getting at, is that Miley has the opportunity to do whatever she wants, to perform however she wants, yet she chooses to be some crackhead, half naked, white girl into weirdo hip hop…and she owns it… Her instagram…is just fucking next level strange…and kids everywhere are getting into this…and I can’t imagine it being a bad thing, it’s just the future… Here are some selects of her “art work”…she’s crazy. A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Nov 11, 2014 at 10:21pm PST A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Nov 11, 2014 at 10:21pm PST

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