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Hayden Panettiere’s Pregnancy Porn of the Day

Posted on November 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Hayden Panettiere is still pregnant…getting ready for her vagina to get ravaged, not that it isn’t already ravaged, considering that her boyfriend is some 6 foot 9 Russian boxer who we can assume has a 12 inch penis he goes Communist / Russian Mobster / Fighting for the last rationed toilet paper roll after a 9 hour wait for said toilet paper roll on on her pussy with…you know the kind of abuse that makes the birthing process easy, as the baby just crawls out on it’s own, it is half Russian after all, and is ready to start running hookers like it was Hayden’s mom…back in the glory days of hollywood…when Soap Opera stars were the pornstars of the industry…instead of the actual pornstars… That said, interesting costume, most pregnant girls go for “Humpty Dumpty”…or “Fat Chick”..not half naked…maybe she’s hormonal…and what better day than Halloween for that…right? TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

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The Hayden Panettiere Tit Pic is Fake of the Day

Posted on September 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

At least one person emailed me the above picture of Hayden Panettiere topless or pulling out her tits. I guess it is from some over zealous Hayden Panettiere fans, who I assume are all over zealous, because in order to be a Hayden Panettiere fan, you have to be all kinds of socially awkward and weird…you know the kind of guy who will spend hours on photoshop for his masturbation purposes…because guess what…this titty pic isn’t real and it is my duty to protect the honor of hacked celebrity women who probably love the attention because they are celebrities to begin with, a career based on wanting people talking about them….I am a hero Here’s the real pic…

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Vanessa Hudgen’s Lookin’ Hot in Flaunt of the Day

Posted on August 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a preview of Vanessa Hudgens for Flaunt Magazine…that doesn’t look anything like Vanessa Hudgens. Maybe I just view her as this chubby, hairy, little monkey…who despite being cute, has no real sex appeal. Like she leaked nude pics from when she was 17, and no one really cared, except her legal team, because she has no sex appeal. They were the kind of nudes you were like “oh that’s just a hairy naked girl, whatever”….you know the kind of pic that made you understand how a doctor doesn’t get hard when girls get naked in his office…you know…non-sexual nudity…which sucks…but looks like she’s turning that around, at least in this one pic.

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Izabel Goulart Work Out Porn of the Day

Posted on August 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Irina Shayk Promoting Nonsense of the Day

Posted on August 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Irina Shayk may or may not be a Russian escort that was good enough to sell to the fashion industry/ to a professional soccer player to be the beard for his image… You know the kind of woman who sees her man for public appearances every 6 weeks, and the rest of the time she’s fucking Hollywood – to get ahead… The kind of model who walks a fine line of porn girl, bikini model, and fashion…. Who I guess books the occasional campaign that only weirdos can jerk off to, like this one for a shoe company… It’s like this does zero for me…where’s her half nakedness…but it probably does something to you because you’re a freak and any body part, living or dead, attached or in the freezer is enough for you and that would make me uncomfortable if I cared.

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Nina Agdal Brings a New Fetish of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Maybe I am a little hard on Nina Agdal for being a broken down face, you know the kind of face that looks like it has an extra chromosome face…a little on the Downs Syndrome face…with a rocking’ body that people seems to focus on and ignore the face…but I can’t look past it…there are a lot of babes, hotter than this, better bodies and faces, who want to work in swimwear for free. They want to shoot for SI for free. Book one or two catalogs for 15-20k a year…and spend the rest of her time making appearances for 1000 dollars a day…while maintaining her “celebrity”…because it will find her a billionaire boyfriend who likes his wife to be in Sports Illustrated. It’s a status thing. I don’t think Nina Agdal makes money. I don’t think she’s amazing. But she has this celebrity that she can use to carry her to the bedroom – a bedroom I was much more into last time she was in miami… REMEMEBER – WHEN A DUDE SHE FUCKED TOOK A NUDE PIC AFTER FUCKING HER – ….that was the Nina I liked… Anyway, I hit her instagram, and this is apparently her new comedy routine – it’s weird…but you’ll jerk off to it – because you like her and you like mouths and more importantly…you like puppets…because puppets are all you’ve ever had…it makes your masturbation more playful. TO SEE HER BIKINI PAPARAZZI ACTION CLICK HERE

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Erin Heatherton for Ocean Drive of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess they lend out to other companies to keep her busy when they don’t need her…even though she’s one of the girls they’ve actually put into the mix by marketing her outside of Victoria’s Secret. You know one of the girls they lend to Leo to pretend he’s dating them, despite rumours that he’s gay….because I assume he has a percentage of the company… The fact is, that these girls are all egos. They would never date each other’s man, or ex boyfriend, unless it was part of their contract and they never fuck. I know how girls work at all levels, I know how dudes work…and I know even with A-Listers, when they can have any A-Lister, they won’t fucking play with fire and sure enough, if they did…the fashion show would be more of an episode of Jerry than the infomercial it is. THat said, this Erin Heatherton is a fucking babe and I’d eat this ass no matter what’s been inside it.

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Nicole Scherzinger Twerk of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you want to stay relevant, even when you’re old and washed up, as J.Lo has proved before this Nicole Scherzinger chick…you twerk….and I watch…because a shaking and gyrating ass is a happy ass – or at least a happy me….which is really all I care about, even though Nicole Scherzinger can’t make me happy…nothing can…it fucks up my depression…

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Selena Gomez Hiding her Implants of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone has been so into Selena Gomez and her push up bras that could possibly be breast implants…they are buying into her attention seeking story that she’s playing up for the paparazzi…in what I like to call a diversion from the actual surgery she probably had…labia reduction…or maybe it was a sex change…or maybe she didn’t have surgery at all, she just likes people talking about her… I just know she’s probably not wearing a bra here….and her tits don’t look as fake as they should be….so if she did get fake tits…it was probably the model size fake tits that don’t even count as fake tits since they don’t matter enough and aren’t loud enough… Either way, she’s looking less bloated on LUPUS steroids than normal, I dig whatever is going on here as much as you can dig a sloppy body that bangs Bieber on the regular…which is actually more than I’d expect it to be …I blame the Mexican connection. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Trying to Look Up Jessica Biel’s Pajama Dress of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is Jessica Biel…the girl who found the man who I assume she was a fan of. You know the kind of young starlet who got into acting because she learned how to masturbate watching Mickey Mouse club, you know just by sliding her hands in her panties while reading one of those teen beat mags…waiting for it to start to tickle….leading her to LA to hunt the motherfucker down, trapping him, letting him do whatever the fuck he wanted while touring, showing him she’d always be there for him, even when he fucked up along the way, forcing him to marry her, leaving him with no option because she’s been so cool along the way and no other chick would put up with that, or have what they have, leaving her to no need to work her shitty movies, so she can focus on her pit bulls, her fitness, and spending motherfucker’s money in her old lady pajama style dress I am trying to look up… If it works for them, it works for me, but I prefer divorcees who failed at the whole marriage thing…they are far more fun to have sex with than those in lockdown…because they take far less work to convince…but I’ll still try to stare at any panties I can. That’s my commitment to panties. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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