Tag Archives: know-the-kind

Trying to Look Up Jessica Biel’s Pajama Dress of the Day

Here is Jessica Biel…the girl who found the man who I assume she was a fan of. You know the kind of young starlet who got into acting because she learned how to masturbate watching Mickey Mouse club, you know just by sliding her hands in her panties while reading one of those teen beat mags…waiting for it to start to tickle….leading her to LA to hunt the motherfucker down, trapping him, letting him do whatever the fuck he wanted while touring, showing him she’d always be there for him, even when he fucked up along the way, forcing him to marry her, leaving him with no option because she’s been so cool along the way and no other chick would put up with that, or have what they have, leaving her to no need to work her shitty movies, so she can focus on her pit bulls, her fitness, and spending motherfucker’s money in her old lady pajama style dress I am trying to look up… If it works for them, it works for me, but I prefer divorcees who failed at the whole marriage thing…they are far more fun to have sex with than those in lockdown…because they take far less work to convince…but I’ll still try to stare at any panties I can. That’s my commitment to panties. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

See the original post here:
Trying to Look Up Jessica Biel’s Pajama Dress of the Day

Kim Matula Nipple Slip at Some Emmy Event of the Day

I’ve never heard of Kim Matula, but I have seen her nipple, all thanks to some strategic dress planning for some EMMY bullshit that happened yesterday or the day before… Apparently, she’s some 26 year old Texan who is on Bold and the Beautiful, where I guess she plays the Bold, you know the kind of bitch who would pull out her tit on the red carpet of the only event she is probably invited to attend, as being a Soap Star is the equivalent of being a porn star, without the nudity, and the actors who play soap stars and debatably less talented than the actors who are in porn…and the reality is more middle aged fat women masturbate to Soap Operas than they do porn, so maybe Soap Operas are considered porn…either way…nipple. #450911014 / gettyimages.com #450902622 / gettyimages.com

Continue reading here:
Kim Matula Nipple Slip at Some Emmy Event of the Day

January Jones in a Weird See Through Dress of the Day

January Jones wore see through dress on Memorial day, showing off her mom panties to the world, not that the world is watching, or even know who January Jones is, but those of us who do, know that she is a mom… But not a normal mom or the kind of girl who things that just because she is a mom, means she wears mom panties, and if anything, she had her baby out of wedlock to raise on her egotistical “I don’t need a man”…got knocked up in a one night stand like an asexual, lesbian, “independent women”…which from my perspective is slutty behavior and poor family planning, the kind that leads to future spoiled brat coke dealing heroin using criminals… You see because even when one-night stand pregnancy is strategic…it’s naughty behavior….leading me to think she’s more of a skimpier underwear wearer…you know the kind you get at the sex shop when buying your vibrator, with no crotch so when it is easier access when you let some stranger cum inside you never to be seen again… In conclusion, this is her bikini. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Follow this link:
January Jones in a Weird See Through Dress of the Day

Bill Murray and Jim Carrey in Video of the Day

Bill Murray was caught on camera, probably drunk, on some dude’s bachelor party….where he put on a little show, because I guess that’s what he does… Jim Carrey did a commencement speech that is going viral – I can’t really figure out what he’s saying but I figure… Who cares…

Link:
Bill Murray and Jim Carrey in Video of the Day

Stefani Schober TItties for Fashion of the Day

Stefani Schober looks like a 13 year old fat girl who just went on her first Family vacation to the Bahamas on some shitty cruise…you know the kind of girl with her hair braided on the beach while wearing a t-shirt to cover her pasty white middle american belly…at least that’s what her hair is telling me…. The rest of her is telling me that she’s’ pretty fantastic…and that’s really only because he’s showing her tits…for what I assume wasn’t even a paying job, but rather an editorial shoot, that she hopes takes her to the next level of stardom…and It would be negligent for me to not encourage this behavior…

Original post:
Stefani Schober TItties for Fashion of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is a Chubby Drunk Attention Whore of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is a chubby, drunk, attention whore who has probably made 3 dollars modelling the last decade, since locking down John Legend and thinking she was responsible for his career, cuz she got in there early… She’s also an unstable, depressive drunk, who looks like she may be pregnant, with a pug face, and not in a cute pug face way, who hates this website..because I called her out on being low level, and a wallet fucker, because that’s pretty much what she is..she even went to her blog to write about it… You see, when you date any successful musician, scamming your way into Sports Illustrated is easy…because she was a bikini model at one point, for billabong, int he fucking 90s….for one season catalog…that’s all she’s ever done other than being a funny clown with big tits on social media all day, because you don’t actually work, and it allows you to seemingly feel more important than you are…even when you’re not….you know the kind of girl who will end up on her own reality show…which I guess is more important than I’ll ever be…but I can still sit on the sidelines and laugh at her silliness…and I will…even though I think we’d make lovely, life long friends, if she wasn’t such a fucking hater….because as you know, I like girls who get in their bikinis, with big tits and rich husbands to finance my drinking…

Here is the original post:
Chrissy Teigen is a Chubby Drunk Attention Whore of the Day

Lucy Pinder and Other Out of Work Hooker Tits for NUTS Farewell Issue of the Day

So Nuts Magazine is apparently not all that profitable and is shutting down… I guess it is because using free big titty, low level “models’ who aren’t models but rather girls who don’t want day jobs, but don’t want to fuck on camera, who use the exposure as leverage to find a rich husband, is not that interesting to advertisers or people who have access to the fucking internet… I never really understood the success of these lad mags, or why people would ever buy them, because tits are great and all, but for 10 dollars you can buy a fucking lap dance and grab a pair, rather than spending 6 dollars to jerk off on a picture of a pair.. Plus sites like mine steal all their good shit anyway, and for that I am happy to say, I’ve helped put some sluts who weren’t getting paid for this work, out of work…I feel like I’ve accomplished so much.

See the original post:
Lucy Pinder and Other Out of Work Hooker Tits for NUTS Farewell Issue of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Workout Shorts of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio wore skimpy workout shorts in public because that’s what girls workout in, unless they are at Planet Fitness, giving you another reason, or really the main reason why we should all throw in the booze and hit the gym, because bar rat drunk bitches on drugs, just don’t have asses like this, you know the kind you can chip a tooth on even after they have kids, but do have asses, even when skinny are sloppy and falling off their malnourished weak bodies…I guess the only problem with fitness is that historically it makes you live longer and really who needs that…especially when we can just stare at fitness on instagram since every bitch loves posting her workout and abs… Either way, Alessandra Ambrosio is a lingerie model…and yes her ass isn’t that great…and yes her underwear is too small and Visible Panty Line makes you think her ass cheek is suffocating…but I am still posting it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

See the original post here:
Alessandra Ambrosio’s Workout Shorts of the Day

Adriana Lima for Vogue Spain of the Day

Adriana Lima was in Vogue Spain…all wet and Athletic because she’a good Catholic girl like that, you know the kind who produces soft core erotica for people to jerk off to for a fucking decade, but who can’t use contraception or get an abortion after not using contraception like a normal person…so seeing her mom body in Vogue Spain is still hot, but comes with way too much baggage and historical hatred to really fully appreciate…

Original post:
Adriana Lima for Vogue Spain of the Day

Mimi Faust and Nikko from “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” Sex Tape of the Day

VIVID CELEB has done it again…this time with Mimi Faust…her’s the clip… If you want to see it more hardcore CLICK HERE I didn’t know who MIMI FAUST was before today…because I don’t watch Love & Hip Hop in Atlanta. But she seems like my kind of girl, you know the kind who got herself on TV to help increase her rates as a stripper or escort…you know until realizing that Sex Tape may make her the next Kim Kardashian, because that’s what Happens….when you have a sex tape. Just look at all the successful sex tapes that made hundred million dollar brands….like Karissa Shannon, Tila Tequila, Kendra Wilkinson, Laurence Fishourne’s daughter…and countless others… Not to mention, with hip hop, this kind of thing is totally expected…so here is Mimi Faust from “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta.”, a show I didn’t know exist….before this sex tape…so I guess it’s already working for them in the fame game… TO SEE THE HARDCORE CLIP CLICK HERE Here’s the softcore clip… TO SEE THE HARDCORE CLIP CLICK HERE Do it and not because you like naked black dudes fucking like it was the Nature Channel…do it because you love fame whores… TO SEE ALL OF VIVID’S AMAZING SEX TAPES CLICK HERE

View original post here:
Mimi Faust and Nikko from “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” Sex Tape of the Day