Somebody looks ready to make their way into the world! A Very Pregnant Kim Kardashian Takes Pictures In Greece The Kardashian crew is currently in Greece filming for the upcoming season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” and while Kim K has repeatedly insisted that she’ll be more low-profile in light of her pregnancy , her growing gut full of Yeezy seems to be making that wish virtually impossible. After the cameras caught her kicking back in a ‘kini with her bare baby bump on blizzy blast during their first part of the trip, a very pregnant Kimmy Cakes was spotted out and about in Greece again with her sister Kourtney and lil’ nephew Mason doing a some sight seeing. There’s definitely no hiding that bump! More big booty/baby-in-waiting pics on the flip…
The Kourtney & Kim Take Miami season finale aired on E! last night. But don’t worry, fans of contrived storylines about multi-millionaires with an utter lack of self-awareness: there’s plenty more where this came from! In the first promo for Keepimg Up with the Kardashians Season 8, we see : Kendall learning to drive. Rob packing on the pounds. Khloe cursing her sisters off. Bruce wanting to own a gun. And a pregnant Kim Kardashian crying up a storm. If these teases don’t pique your interest… well, that means you are mentally healthy. But check out the trailer anyway: Keeping Up With The Kardashians Season 8 Promo
This week’s episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami saw Kim earn her place on a Worst Dressed list, which caused her to worry about her rep and Kanye’s. Meanwhile, Scott wanted new shoes so he naturally decided to hunt a gator. It’s Florida, after all. So come along, y’all, for THG’s official +/- KKTM recap! Ah Kim Kardashian . Even though her fashion is pretty dreadful, watching her break down as she lands on the Worst Dressed list is the most genuine she’s ever been. Reality TV, for once? Plus 70 . Kim worries about how her man will respond, as people will assume fashion-conscious Ye had a role in how she looks. This is pretty stupid logic. Minus 30 . Kourtney: “You guys are too superficial a couple.” Thank you. Plus 20 . Even more ridiculous? She decides to go on a shopping spree to try to get back on the “best dressed” side of the Internet fashion-watching public. “Shopping online is like the greatest invention of life,” observes Kim, discovering the web for the first time at age 32. Minus 40 . Get Amazon Prime. In doing so, she actually risks not being able to afford her dream home. At some point, even rich people can spend too much on clothes. Minus 170 . And her fashion sense is pretty terrible. Minus 30 again . Later, Kim must admit to Kourtney that her older sister was right all along about keeping her spending in check. Better late than never. Plus 50 . Speaking of Kourtney K., she was fretting about an upcoming photo shoot, thinking that she hadn’t lost enough of the baby weight to look good. “My stomach is flabby,” she whines, apparently unaware that Kourtney Kardashian bikini photos look hot, and would get airbrushed anyway. Minus 60 for whining, Plus 60 for the pics. After Kim suggests a good spray tan, Kourtney is concerned about the chemicals. She is “judgy-wudgy,” as she later puts it, earning Minus 40 . But Plus 80 for actually being anti-tan. Finally, in the Scott Disick Contrived Comic Relief Storylines arena, Lord D decides to take up legal gator hunting because he needs some new shoes. Plus 100 for Scott’s genuine entertainment value, but Minus 200 for anyone who thinks this is the slightest bit real or spontaneous on his part. Even funnier? He goes with the family of Vienna Girardi. Yes, that Vienna Girardi of The Bachelor and Bachelor Pad fame. What a moment for reality TV. Plus 120 because she actually won the show. Scott kills, skins and eats the gator, but he pretends to have nightmares about animals chasing him and feel guilty while visiting a zoo later on. “You can’t go around shooting animals because you want shoes that day,” he admits, even if “This is normal for these people.” Eh, call it a Wash . “If my girlfriend knew how to skin me, I’d be sleeping with a sawed-off shotgun.” – Scott, in the quote of the night. Well, if he were ever around. Minus 20 . EPISODE TOTAL: +130! SEASON TOTAL: +583!
Scott Disick really has a way with both women and words. On last Sunday’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami , Disick was critical of Kourtney Kardashian’s weight , telling his baby mama that her goal should be 93 pounds and that her body USED TO BE “bangin.” Real smooth, huh? In response, hundreds of fans called Disick out on Twitter, referring to him as a “pig” and saying Kourtney deserves better than such a “jackass.” Scott, in turn, apologized for his comments and begged forgiveness. Just kidding! He did the opposite. “Wow seems like when talking about weight a lot of issues come up. Never realized how upset people get when a person makes a comment about weight,” Disick wrote to nearly 3 million followers, concluding: “P.s anyone who has to much to say probably had to much to eat. #fatasses” Yup, that’s the Scott Disick we know… and Kourtney Kardashian loves. It remains unclear why.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Have A Date Night Out Just when we thought Kanye had out done his colossal-caked honeybun in the ‘WTF’ fashion department, Yeezy steps out in…….wait for it……regular clothes. Mr. West and his reality star sidekick were spotted out on a dinner date at Hakkasan restaurant with the rest of the Kardashian clan with Kim rocking a one-piece black velvet get up and Kanye in men’s jeans, a blazer and a t-shirt. Are you feelin’ these get ups? SplashNews
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Have A Date Night Out Just when we thought Kanye had out done his colossal-caked honeybun in the ‘WTF’ fashion department, Yeezy steps out in…….wait for it……regular clothes. Mr. West and his reality star sidekick were spotted out on a dinner date at Hakkasan restaurant with the rest of the Kardashian clan with Kim rocking a one-piece black velvet get up and Kanye in men’s jeans, a blazer and a t-shirt. Are you feelin’ these get ups? SplashNews
Kourtney Kardashian is part of the devil tribe of brown hairy monsters who have no business being famous…but who are famous because the media and Ryan Seacrest know how to influence the retard public…pretty much destroying the little faith I have in humanity…or at least in America…. Seriously…I was in a store that was playing Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, that I was once a guest of, and they were talking about Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend who is fingering her mom asshole cuz her mom pussy no longer has any elasticity and no longer feels….in public for the paparazzi like she was her porn star sister….getting married….because Ryan Seacrest owns these twats and makes a fortune off these twats and helps shameless promote these twats…feeding them to his listeners everywhere….and shit just makes me remember he needs to be taken out back and shot….cuz he is in fact the worse fucking human ever. I hate the Kardashians and acknowledging they exist…but I love a good public ass fingering. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Remember what our Native American brothers have been telling us all along ….the wind is our friend…. The wind, in its greatest power, whirls. Birds make their nest in circles I don’t know what the fuck that Indian (feather, not dot) quote means, but I do know that the wind can blow up skirts better than my pervert hand and no one can get arrested or beat up for it…cuz the wind…like a super hero that lifts up skirts…is invisible….there has been so many times I’ve been walking and seen ass, panty and even vagina all thanks to the wind…and for that I’ve debated starting to recycle to save the planet cuz nature helps me and my masturbation….but ultimately I’m too lazy…. Here is Kourtney Kardashian getting a taste of wind I can only assume the family and their selling their soul to the devil is responsible for…but as the hot one, despite the 2 kids, it’s not as annoying or disgusting as if this was her older prostitute sister….if anything, I may even be a fan of this…but I will never admit that, since I have to hate the Kardashians and all they stand for…because you know, they are probably the worst humans to ever live. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
