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Kourtney Kardashian Flaunts Her Butt on the Beach!

Suns out, buns out! Kourtney Kardashian's such a peach. At least, she has one. And she let that spectacular butt out to play at the beach. In the video below, you'll see her sport an itty bitty bikini while she shows Scott Disick what he can never have again! In this video, which Kourtney elected to share because she loves her followers almost as much as she loves strutting her stuff on the beach for the world to see, Kourtney makes a delighted dash for the water. Her bikini is so miniscule that it does effectively nothing to obscure her legendary Kardashian booty. If anything, her bikini bottoms lovingly frame her cheeks for added emphasis. The fact that she's running, well … it adds to the effect. The camera moves a little as Kourtney runs, but keep in mind that recording a video on your phone is different from recording on a camcorder back in the day was — people tend to hold out their phones further. And everybody moves a little when they walk or run, so the person recording Kourtney was unintentionally wiggling back and forth. It happens. it doesn't diminish how great this magnificent MILF looks as she charges into the ocean water. The question is — is this just for the benefit of Kourtney's fans? It's almost impossible to see this and not think of Kourtney Kardashian's infamous ex, Scott Disick. All summer, Scott's epic bender has been impossible to ignore. Scott Disick might have freaked out about Kourtney dating earlier this year, but he pretty much spent the entire summer buried in a bottle or a 19-year-old model. And no, we don't just mean Bella Thorne — though she seemed the most willing to increase her visibility by being associated with him. She kept coming back for second helpings of Scott's … publicity . (We wonder how Bella Thorne's possible new girlfriend thinks of how Bella spent the summer — but she probably understands how the PR game works) Kris Jenner said to Kourtney that Kourtney always wants what she can't have. Kourtney shot that down at the time, but now?  And now, of course, Scott Disick is dating Sofia Richie . Very publicly. Like, they might even be a serious, committed relationship — unlike the other 19-year-old hotties whom Scott has left in his wake. (We'll see) Kourtney is apparently fine with Scott dating Sofia , because it's a sign that Scott is moving on. (Or maybe because Sofia is a stabilizing influence, though that shouldn't be a girlfriend's job — least of all the job of a teenager) But even though Kourtney might say that she's fine with it, we're reminded of what Kris Jenner says. Especially when we watch this video. Kourtney has to know that Scott isn't over her, and that he'll see that video. If Kourtney always wants what she can't have, will Scott — with his new girlfriend and his newfound stability — suddenly become irresistible to her again? Is that why she's flaunting what she's got? But there's a simpler explanation. Kourtney loves the beach. She even went to the beach when she visited Egypt, which is not what most people think of doing when they're visiting the site that contains the remains of one of the greatest civilizations that the world has ever seen. Kourtney is also not shy about showing off her savory peach. Maybe she's doing it just for herself and, for a brief moment, Scott Disick was the furthest thing from her mind. It's a short video, after all:

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Kourtney Kardashian to Scott Disick: Ditch the Hookers! Get a Life!

It appears as if no one will be particularly happy on Keeping Up with the Kardashians this Sunday night. In clips previously posted on The Hollywood Gossip, Kim Kardashian freaked out after seeing that a paparazzo has snapped some unflattering photos of her and shared them online: We also shared a sneak peek of Kim breaking down in a puddle of tears because she feared for her safety while on vacation in Mexico. Here. Look at how that attack in Paris is still having an effect on the star in the following video: So this brings us to Kourtney Kardashian. Below, having just returned from this same trip down south with her sister, Kourtney stops by her mom's office and asks how ex-lover Scott Disick has been in her absence. “I think that he was jealous because you were having fun spending time with other people,” Kris replies, which really sets her daughter off. “Well that's really not fair,” Kourtney says. “It's just like I can't even live my life. I can't even go anywhere. He needs to get a f–king life and leave me alone. “All he does is try to make everybody else feel bad for him and try to make me look like the bad guy in this situation when clearly I'm not from 10 years of this going on.” “Wouldn't you be sad if he truly left you alone?” Kris asks in response. “You always want what you can't have. And when somebody's right there giving you their heart on a platter.” (NOTE: Is that really what Disick has been doing? The guy is dating Sofia Richie and has basically had a young harem for months now .) “He's not! He's not though!” Kourtney says, getting angry and adding: “That's what he makes it seem! To you, to Kim, to Khloe, to the world, to everybody! He sits there and grovels and feels bad for himself. So if that was his truth, why can't he get it together?” That's a valid question. Disick continues to get drunk all the time, party a lot and hook up left and right. “I have to handle it when he's out photographed with a different hooker every day,” Kourtney says emphatically in this sneak peek. It's hard to disagree with that assessment, even if there's no proof Disick has paid any of these women money for their services. WATCH THE EXPLOSIVE CLIP NOW:

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Vicki Gunvalson Mocked for Illness By Co-Stars: She’s Just Dramatic!

Why are they like this? A number of the cast members on The Real Housewives of Orange County can be real pieces of work, and Vicki Gunvalson is no exception. But nobody deserves to be mocked for being sick. In trying to poke fun at their frenemy for her malady, Tamra Judge, Shannon Beador, and Meghan Edmonds mostly just revealed their ignorance and insensitivity for the whole world to see. Again. If you read our latest  The Real Housewives of Orange County recap , you know that in addition to talk of forgiving Kelly and some of the usual factional talk, there was a lot of talk about health. Well … a lot of that was about plastic surgery, but not all of it. One small portion of the episode involved Vicki Gunvalson informing her frenemies that she was sick. Specifically, she announced that she had Influenza B. This announcement triggered a flurry of insults as Tamra, Shannon, and Meghan jumped at the chance to ridicule Vicki. Tamra, of course, resents Vicki for spreading gay rumors about her husband . Shannon Beador  blamed Vicki Gunvalson for making her fat , and Vicki’s shared some nasty rumors about her marriage, as well. Meghan Edmonds asked: “How does she know what letter it is? … She got tested because she thought it was C or A? ” A lot of rich people, particularly those who are older, have great insurance and don’t mind copays and would rather know what’s wrong with them than just suffer through it. And, oh by the way, Vicki — like the rest of her castmates — isn’t as young as she used to be. Illnesses can get more serious as you age. But Meghan continued. “Like why do you get it tested? All you do is you deal with it and you get better.” Look, that’s how most of us deal with getting sick. (Honestly, even if I had the resources of a Real Housewife, I would still probably just stay in bed with blankets and broth) But it’s usually considered the smart thing to: -go to the doctor -get tested -get official medical advice and get medication either recommended or prescribed to suit your precise needs Tamra Judge, who hasn’t been anything close to a friend of Vicki’s for a long, long time, keeps the criticism going. “She’s very dramatic.” Yes … literally all of them are, or they wouldn’t be on a Real Housewives show. But unless there was some off-camera lamenting on Vicki’s part that this flu was going to be the end of her, her dramatic tendencies aren’t relevant. But Meghan Edmonds continued: “The text is going to say ‘I’m dramatic as f–k and I have to make it as bad as it can possibly sound, so I’m going to put a letter next to influenza.'” Shannon Beador does her best to “burn” Vicki under the circumstances: “She’s not Vicki anymore. Her name is ‘victim.'” Uh … nice try, Shannon. Look, we’re not the sort to rush to Vicki’s defense, but these three were making total asses of themselves and we’re not going to pretend that they weren’t. Unlike Influenza A, which tends to strike during the winter months, Influenza B can infect people and cause them to develop flu symptoms throughout the year. Most of us think of the flu as an inconvenience, but Influenza B specifically is acknowledges as a potentially fatal disease that claims lives all around the globe every single year. And that’s despite a slower mutation rate than Influenza A (which means that Influenza B has a harder time adapting) If you’re still wondering why, aside from idle curiosity or even just being specific, it matters that Vicki Gunvalson got Influenza B … … Influenza B can have a particularly harsh impact on children and adolescents. Knowing that she has Influenza B might cause her to avoid contact with children even more carefully. And, again, knowing exactly what makes you sick shouldn’t be mocked. It’s just useful information. Sometimes when you reach too hard for a way to put down someone else, you just look like a fool.

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Kourtney Kardashian: It’s Time For a Butt Lift!

On Sunday night, the Keeping Up With the Kardashians ten-year anniversary special aired on the E! network. It was a time to reflect on how far the first family of reality television had come, as well as to ponder the qualities that have made them such an irresistible draw to so many millions of Americans: There’s Kris Jenner’s talent for marketing, the sisters’ impressive social media prowess, that one-of-a-kind family dynamic, and of course, their butts. Obviously, Kim has the most famous backside of them all, but her sisters are no slouches in the ‘donk department. We don’t want to get into a debate over whose butt is the best, because that’s like choosing your favorite Beatle. There’s something for everyone, and there’s no wrong answer, unless you say something crazy, like “Ringo” or “Khloe’s.” (Sorry, but they’re both too fake for our taste. Ringo’s not even his real name!) That said, we think anyone creepy enough to compose an actual list would put Kourtney’s ass in one of the top spots. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t room for improvement. According to Radar Online, Kourt has already scheduled a butt lift procedure for sometime in the very near future. That might seem strange, as Kourtney’s bikini photos never disappoint, and she seems to pride herself on being one of the least “enhanced” Kardashians. But apparently, at 38 and after three kids, Kourt feels it’s time for a little preemptive maintenance work. “Kourtney is sticking religiously to the ‘body plan,’ and according to her calendar, it’s time for a butt life,” says one insider . Take a moment to pause and imagine an actual wall calendar with “BUTT LIFT!!!” written in red marker on today’s date. That’s funny stuff. Anyway, it seems it was always Kourt’s plan to have work done before she starts noticing signs of age. “Kourtney doesn’t want to patch herself up as she goes, like other Hollywood stars,” says the source. And because she’s a Kardashian, it stands to reason that Kourtney is addressing the problem butt-first: “Her butt is her pride and joy,” says the insider. “She’s worked hard to keep it natural, but now it’s time for a little surgical help.” Hey, with how big of a role butts have played in her family’s empire, we can’t blame her. Plus, it might help make Scott Disick jealous , and that’s always a bonus. View Slideshow: 42 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing

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Scott Disick: REAL Reason For Hospitalization Revealed?

As we reported earlier this week, Scott Disick was hospitalized last month following an emotional breakdown that left friends so concerned about his welfare that they contacted authorities. Disick was placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold, but released less than three days later after demonstrating that he did not present a threat to himself or others. As a result of Disick’s heavy drinking and recent downward spiral, it was widely assumed that his self-destructive lifestyle had finally caught up to the 34-year-old father of three. Now, however, sources close the Lord are revealing that the situation is more complex than it initially seemed. Sources close to Scott tell Radar Online that Disick’s hospitalization was tied to his drinking , but in an indirect fashion. It seems Scott has been struggling with an unspecified health issue for the past ten years, and his frequent drunkenness led him to stop taking his medications at some point over the past few months. “Scott started using drugs and alcohol as a way to escape from his problems,” one insider tells Radar. “However, the more he continued to drink, the worse his other problem became.” The nature of that “other problem” remains a mystery, but apparently, it was the basis for Kourtney Kardashian and Kris Jenner’s claim that Scott needed to be hospitalized for his own safety. Yes, it was Scott’s ex-girlfriend and his former mother in law who requested the psychiatric hold, a reminder that while he’s burned just about every conceivable ridge, the Kardashians are standing by Disick. just as they supported Lamar Odom during his recent troubles. “Kourtney and Kris had to sign off on Scott getting 5150’d on August 18 because they are the closest thing to a family that Scott has,” says the insider. Apparently, Kourtney and Kris were quick to recognize Scott’s symptoms, and they contacted the police as a precaution. Fortunately, when the time came to enter treatment, Disick reportedly went without a fight. “Kourtney and Scott know that the incident was caused by him not taking medications that he is prescribed,” says the source. “Scott was compliant with the hospital doctor’s orders and was released.” While there are reports that Disick is still drinking , his condition has reportedly stabilized. It may be a while before we find out the details of Scott’s hospitalization, but sources say Disick’s struggles will be featured on the upcoming season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians . Here’s hoping Scott is able to find the help he needs in the meantime. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV

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Scott Disick: Forced to Take Breathalyzer Before Seeing Kids?!

Scott Disick has been partying harder than usual lately. And if you know Scott Disick, you know that’s an extremely dangerous state of affairs. The thing is, Scott always drinks too much , stays away from his kids for too long, hooks up with inappropriately young women, etc. So when he goes on a bender that reaches epic proportions even by his lofty standards, it’s not hard to see why those closest to the 34-year-old become concerned. Not that an addict needs a reason to indulge (and at this point, it seems there’s little doubt that Dicisk is in the grips of a powerful addiction), but Scott’s latest downward spiral was reportedly prompted by the news that Kourtney Kardashian is dating Younes Bendjima . The romance seems to have confirmed what Scott feared most – his relationship with the mother of his children is really over for good. Insiders say part of the reason for Scott’s recent bad behavior is his desire for revenge on Kourtney . So there’s a sort of tragic irony in his misconduct: He’s acting out to get his ex’s attention, but he’s only pushing her further away. In irate comments to her inner circle, Kourtney has stated that she hopes Scott will be a better man for the sake of his three kids. Now, it seems she’s not taking any chances that he’ll shape up on his own. “She is requiring him to take a Breathalyzer test before he takes the kids anywhere by himself,” a source close to the situation tells Radar Online. “At first Scott was completely resistant to doing it, but now he’s agreeing.” Yes, it seems Scott will have to prove he’s under the legal limit before he’s permitted to spend time with his children. It’s the latest sign that Kourtney is through playing around with her troubled ex. Insiders say it hasn’t been easy, and Kourtney hates feeling like she’s coming between a father and his kids, but she’ll do what she feels is necessary to ensure her children’s safety:  “Kourtney is still seeking full custody with supervised visits,” says the source. “The problem is that the kids love Scott so much and they really do not fully understand what is going on,” the insider adds. “When Scott is not around, the kids are always asking where their daddy is and it breaks Kourtney’s heart.” View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV Will knowing that he’s permanently damaging his relationship with his children convince Scott to get the help he so clearly needs? Only time will tell, but it seems it’s a risk Kourtney is willing to take.

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: The Kourtney Konundrum

Last night on  Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 12 , Kourtney Kardashian talked candidly about life after Scott Disick. And while one would expect it would be nothing but peaches, cream and freedom, the reality star admitted that it’s been challenging at times, for reasons we never really contemplated before. Oh, and Korutney also dressed up like a firefighter. Allow us to explain… The main topic on an installment aptly titled “Decisions, Decisions” centered on how terrible Kourtney has become at making any sort of choice now that she’s a single woman. Case in point: The episode opened with Kourtney taking Kim up on an invite to New York Fashion Week. But she then called Kim at the literal last minute (the latter was already on board her private jet) to change her mind, telling her sister that she decided to stay home instead. This caused Kim to get angry (“You need, like, serious therapy. Who would do a full fitting and … not go?” she yelled over the phone) and for Kourtney to be honest about herself. “I know I’m indecisive. It’s debilitating,” she told Khloe when the siblings sat down for lunch. Vented Khloe to mother Kris Jenner later on: “Kourt doesn’t get how her lack of decision-making affects other people.” How to solve this problem? After playing a series of pranks on her oldest sister, Khloe (totally on her own, we’re sure, and totally not told to do so by producers) decided it was time to take things to the a new, unique, different sort of level. She took Kourtney to a local fire station and, along with a bunch of firefighters, tasked her indecisive sister with saving Kris from a fake fire. Because of course, right? That’s the obvious solution to this sort of problem, isn’t it? Kourtney ultimate failed in this pretend mission, but did come to a realization while speaking to her sisters. “I feel like Scott and I were very co-dependent and I just would always bounce every idea off of him,” she said, adding: “Also, I’m just living a different life now where doing more for myself is an option and now that I am able to make my own decisions, I want to make the best decisions. “Tony Robbins taught me to make decisions from the heart and not from your head … I want to start listening.” We’ll be curious to see if this lasts. And curious to see what ridiculous idea Khloe comes up with next week for a member of her family. View Slideshow: Keeping Up with the Kardashians: 13 Secrets from the Set ELSEWHERE on Sunday night, Rob Kardashian struggled with maintaining a civil relationship with Blac Chyna. If you  watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online , you know that when it comes to this overweight relative, it is literally always something. His mom and sisters never know what to do. Help out a family member who’s clearly struggling, or institute a little tough love? (Or a lot.) In this case, Kim said she supported Rob and Chyna having broken up because it’s “the best path” for the ex-lovers, despite both wanting to raise a happy and healthy daughter. Rob went to see Chyna during a photoshoot at one point, after not seeing her for quite some time, admitting to the camera that he was “nervous” about the encounter. “Chyna is acting super weird to me,” he said shortly after getting a cold shoulder from his baby mama. “There is so much awkward tension between Chyna and I. I don’t know how to act around her.” But at least the relationship has helped Rob grow close again to his mother. Following this failed attempt to reconnect with Chyna, Rob went home and talked to Kris about his hopes for both his future and, more importantly, the future of his daughter. “Everything is fine. I’m trying to be peaceful,” he said. “We just communicate really poorly. It’s all dumb. Fights … I want to have the type of relationship that you and my dad had… “It would just kill me if we didn’t have that friendship for Dream.” Finally… Kanye West made a rare appearance on the show! Despite the aforementioned snub from Kourtney, Kim still jetted to New York City and attended her husband’s fashion show, sitting next to Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour in the front row. Kim also gushed about the rapper’s collection, saying: “Kanye came up with this amazing idea where the models are seen inside of this giant cube.” Sure. Absolutely. That sounds totally amazing. We guess. The star also seemed to glow with pride while watching the group of fashion models walk by in oversize hoodies and coats. Confused about what the heck this looked like and why it served as evidence of Kanye’s genius? Click on the video below to find out for yourself! Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 12 Online

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Recap: The Kourtney Konundrum

Last night on  Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 12 , Kourtney Kardashian talked candidly about life after Scott Disick. And while one would expect it would be nothing but peaches, cream and freedom, the reality star admitted that it’s been challenging at times, for reasons we never really contemplated before. Oh, and Korutney also dressed up like a firefighter. Allow us to explain… The main topic on an installment aptly titled “Decisions, Decisions” centered on how terrible Kourtney has become at making any sort of choice now that she’s a single woman. Case in point: The episode opened with Kourtney taking Kim up on an invite to New York Fashion Week. But she then called Kim at the literal last minute (the latter was already on board her private jet) to change her mind, telling her sister that she decided to stay home instead. This caused Kim to get angry (“You need, like, serious therapy. Who would do a full fitting and … not go?” she yelled over the phone) and for Kourtney to be honest about herself. “I know I’m indecisive. It’s debilitating,” she told Khloe when the siblings sat down for lunch. Vented Khloe to mother Kris Jenner later on: “Kourt doesn’t get how her lack of decision-making affects other people.” How to solve this problem? After playing a series of pranks on her oldest sister, Khloe (totally on her own, we’re sure, and totally not told to do so by producers) decided it was time to take things to the a new, unique, different sort of level. She took Kourtney to a local fire station and, along with a bunch of firefighters, tasked her indecisive sister with saving Kris from a fake fire. Because of course, right? That’s the obvious solution to this sort of problem, isn’t it? Kourtney ultimate failed in this pretend mission, but did come to a realization while speaking to her sisters. “I feel like Scott and I were very co-dependent and I just would always bounce every idea off of him,” she said, adding: “Also, I’m just living a different life now where doing more for myself is an option and now that I am able to make my own decisions, I want to make the best decisions. “Tony Robbins taught me to make decisions from the heart and not from your head … I want to start listening.” We’ll be curious to see if this lasts. And curious to see what ridiculous idea Khloe comes up with next week for a member of her family. View Slideshow: Keeping Up with the Kardashians: 13 Secrets from the Set ELSEWHERE on Sunday night, Rob Kardashian struggled with maintaining a civil relationship with Blac Chyna. If you  watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online , you know that when it comes to this overweight relative, it is literally always something. His mom and sisters never know what to do. Help out a family member who’s clearly struggling, or institute a little tough love? (Or a lot.) In this case, Kim said she supported Rob and Chyna having broken up because it’s “the best path” for the ex-lovers, despite both wanting to raise a happy and healthy daughter. Rob went to see Chyna during a photoshoot at one point, after not seeing her for quite some time, admitting to the camera that he was “nervous” about the encounter. “Chyna is acting super weird to me,” he said shortly after getting a cold shoulder from his baby mama. “There is so much awkward tension between Chyna and I. I don’t know how to act around her.” But at least the relationship has helped Rob grow close again to his mother. Following this failed attempt to reconnect with Chyna, Rob went home and talked to Kris about his hopes for both his future and, more importantly, the future of his daughter. “Everything is fine. I’m trying to be peaceful,” he said. “We just communicate really poorly. It’s all dumb. Fights … I want to have the type of relationship that you and my dad had… “It would just kill me if we didn’t have that friendship for Dream.” Finally… Kanye West made a rare appearance on the show! Despite the aforementioned snub from Kourtney, Kim still jetted to New York City and attended her husband’s fashion show, sitting next to Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour in the front row. Kim also gushed about the rapper’s collection, saying: “Kanye came up with this amazing idea where the models are seen inside of this giant cube.” Sure. Absolutely. That sounds totally amazing. We guess. The star also seemed to glow with pride while watching the group of fashion models walk by in oversize hoodies and coats. Confused about what the heck this looked like and why it served as evidence of Kanye’s genius? Click on the video below to find out for yourself! Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 12 Online

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Klip: Road Trip!!!!!!

We're just gonna come right out and tell you: Kourtney Kardashian will NOT be naked on this Sunday's brand new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Sadly, this will be a departure from an earlier installment of the occasionally beloved series, during which Kardashian took all her clothes off . But just because no birthday suits will be shown, this doesn't mean no road trips will be taken. Titled “Classic Cars and Vintage Eggs,” the episode will find Kim and Kourtney forcing Khloe to take a sentimental sibling trip to Palm Springs in order to relive some of their fondest childhood memories. And it will be a blast, right? Nothing of interest will come of it, right? HA! Wrong! As the following trailer depicts, the sisters will run into a bit of car trouble while out and about on their vacation, perhaps growing to regret the classic car they brought along for the trip. Elsewhere on this episode, Rob Kardashian will actually meet with a life coach to try and save his relationship with Blac Chyna… while Kris will receive an outrageous proposition from a royal family. Wait, what?!? Huh?!? That sure sounds intriguing. Check out the following teaser now for a look at what's on tap.

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Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: Scott Be Trippin’

This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Scott was shunned following the revelation that he brought an uninvited “guest” on vacation. Picking up where last week left off,  Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 10  saw Kourtney Kardashian take him to task. Politely, yes. But firmly. Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 13 Episode 10 Online Kourtney politely informed him that he had officially, unequivocally and finally screwed up any chance of the pair rekindling their romance. Get the hint, Lord? Kardashian, who had sent mixed signals in the past, decided to end this once and for all with Disick, also an expert in mixed messages. And she did, describing the situation later as an important moment because it finally spelled out what had been building for some time. “I think after everything that’s happened here in Costa Rica, Scott knows it’s done. But just saying those words just lets both of us move on.” She did in fact say those words. In a private moment, Kourtney said, “I think the moral of the story is we are never getting back together.” Probably for the best, and a long time coming. Prior to that more restrained (albeit decisive) confrontation, Kourtney went in on Scott at dinner for inviting a female guest on the trip. If you missed it, Scott got busted with a girl in Costa Rica , who he flew in to stay with him while he tried to woo Kourt during the day. Pretty shameless, even for him. “There’s a level of respect and appropriateness that should just be known,” she told Disick. “But, apparently it’s not. That is so disrespectful.” In a sad attempt to defend himself, Scott said, “Every night you f–king go to bed with our kids and I have to sleep alone, sad and miserable.” “That’s my life.” Meanwhile, we also saw Kourtney Kardashian nude , which was delightful for every viewer in America or Costa Rica (well, except Scott). Even Kylie Jenner wanted to get in on that action. The mother of three got mad props from Khloe as well, but O.J.’s daughter (j/k people) became furious with the family for different reasons. Khloe called out her siblings as “ungrateful” for not spending enough time together in Costa Rica, which led to a fight with sister Kim. “You’re so annoying. It’s like, shut the f–k up!” Kim told her, telling her sibling, “You’re the negative one, just saying how awful we are.” “You’re like a big bully that bullies all of us!” A big bully that bullies people. Burn! Speaking of Kimberly, she traveled to New York City to testify against the Paris robbers in court, a harrowing experience by any measure. Only then did she learn even more details about her brazen assailants – who she admits were largely telling the truth about what happened. Kim learned that she was targeted even before this, as well: “They [were attempting] to rob me the last time I was in Paris, but my husband was with me, and there were too many people around.” Kim recalled to Kris Jenner that the process of testifying was long, deliberate and arduous, but she got it done and did what she had to do. “This would have happened to me at some point,” she added. “I’m really happy that I got it over with and it’s like done.” View Slideshow: Kourtney Kardashian Birthday Pics: Bikinis and Belfies Galore!

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