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Kristin Cavallari Needs To Be Hosed Down

Here’s The Hills hottie Kristin Cavallari out the other day looking somewhat chilly in the cool California spring weather. I say that because I think I see a hint o’ nipple. Unfortunately a hint doesn’t quite do it for me anymore. Would it be frown upon to hire homeless people to pour cold water on hot celebrities in white t-shirts? It’s a win win situation, the homeless dude gets money for crack food, we all get to see Kristin in her very own one woman wet t-shirt contest in the middle of the street and she gets a little more exposure. Everyone’s a winner.

Kristin Cavallari’s Tight Dress Needs Unwrapping

I think I’m really going to miss Kristin Cavallari now that her show The Hills has been cancelled, she’s hot and we really never got to know each other that well in the short time we’ve been flirting. Here she is wearing a tasty little number the other night showing off what her momma gave her. Definitely a tight package I would like to unwrap. Alright, so maybe it’s not ALL what her momma gave her, I’m guessing there’s a little of what Dr. Finkleberg gave her thrown in there somewhere. Either way, I approve.

Kristin Cavallari in her Stripper Dress Preps for the Future of the Day

The good news of the week is that The Hills were finally cancelled. Sure it was a few years too late as far as I’m concerned, because from the day I heard of the shit, I knew it was fucking garbage people would eventually get tired of. It was a social experiment that made me lose hope in America for actually buying into the shit because the cast members who were supposed to be “real” people, in their “real” lives, but as their celebrity, their egos, their fame, their money and everything about them became its own annoying piece of shit entity, the TV show became as useless as it always was but people didn’t realize it was because the people involved were useless from the start….and instead took a liking…. The biggest loser in the whole thing was Kristin Cavallari who only signed back on after her ego and fame and celebrity told her she could have a legit acting career, only to come crawling back to the only people who would give her work the year it got fucking cancelled… So if this is not a publicity stunt, it’s safe to say, she’ll be stripping or doing porn when she realizes the gravy train has ended and the lottery ticket has fuckin’ expired…and this dress will make a good first song costume at the stripclub…when that’s all she has left to pay her credit card debt she racked up when she thought the good times were here to stay… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Hey, Heidi…Why The Long Face?

Although, we guess after all those surgeries, it’s hard to change it up. Heidi Montag looks extra alien-like sitting next to Hills co-star Kristin Cavallari . Poor, gal… At this point, we just feel bad.

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Even More Kristin Cavallari Sexy Legs Pictures

I know I know, what’s with all the Kristin Cavallari pictures? To be honest, I’m just lazy and she’s a hot somewhat celebrity in a little skirt so deal with it. She’s also got a killer pair of legs that would look even better on my bedroom floor in the morning. I think I screwed that joke up somewhere. You get the point. Enjoy. more pictures of Kristin Cavallari here

Kristin Cavallari Gets A Flat Tire In A Little Dress

It seems that poor little Kristin Cavallari went and got herself a flat tire the other day, the good news is that she was wearing a tiny little tube top dress when it happened. Here she is showing off her legs while she struggles to comprehend how something so awful and unfair could happen to her. Poor thing, she needs a hug. Where I’m from a hug involves at least one hand on the woman’s ass a possibly even some nuzzling of the nose to the breasts depending on how well you know each other. I’m up for either one if she’s interested. Call me. more pictures of Kristin Cavallari here

Kristin Cavallari’s Sweet Profile Shots

Kristin Cavallari isn’t doing anything exciting in these pictures, but she’s wearing some tight ass jeans, slutty heels and giving us a delightful profile shot so I had to put them up for you. To be fair, she doesn’t ever do anything exciting, but I think she’s hot and would like to see those tight jeans in the shower. I’m not kidding, Kristin all wet in her jeans slipping around in my tub because her heels keep getting caught in the drain. Hot stuff.

Kylie Bisutti’s Got Sweet Legs

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that Victoria’s Secret model Kylie Bisutti has got a sweet pair of legs, she’s a super model after all. That’s like being surprised I woke up in a swimming pool after drinking a dozen vodka red bulls, but I didn’t know they were this perfect. I bet they would look really good wrapped around my head. Ha!

Kristin Cavallari & Brody Jenner’s Happy Ending

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Kristin Cavallari , The Hills Brody Jenner is back in the driver’s seat with Kristin Cavallari.The former couple showed up together to Happy Ending lounge in Hollywood on Thursday.Shhh! Don’t tell Avril Lavigne or Jayde Nicole or … See Also Jayde to Avril: Brody Could Be … Permalink

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Kristin Cavallari’s See Through Top.. Sort Of

If Kristin Cavallari is going to stay in my good books, right now she’s hanging on by a hot ass, she’s going to have to do better than this when it comes to see through top pictures. We know her top is see through, but to cover up the goods like this is just insulting to both of us. Her little boobs are in there, just let us have a look. This is what we used to call a… I’m not sure if my sponsor will let me say the word… It’s French for rooster… It’s sometimes followed by a-doodle-doo….. But in this case it’s followed by tease. Anyone?