A pair of wannabe Heisenbergs were reportedly caught operating a meth lab from inside a Cedar Rapids, Iowa Taco Bell earlier today. They've been identified as Christoper Adam Matous – a 31-year-old employee of the restaurant – and Kenneth Duby – Matous' hilariously-named 56-year old accomplice, who we assume was also Matous' high school chemistry teacher. Police were called after Matous and Duby were spotted carrying suspicious items into the restaurant's back entrance late at night. Once inside, officers found the remnants of a meth lab that had apparently been operational for quite some time. Lawyers for the pair could not be reached for contact, but we're assuming they'll defend their clients by pointing out that meth really isn't any more unhealthy than the usual Taco Bell offerings.
We’re just days away from Kylie Jenner’s 18th birthday , and even though she’ll finally be able to go public with her 25-year-old boyfriend Tyga without fear of the world labeling him a creepy pedo, it looks as though it’s not all smooth sailing for the couple. Sources say Kylie just “can’t let go of” her feud with Blac Chyna – Tyga’s former fiancee and baby mama – and with Instagram posts like the one below, it’s not hard to see why she still has beef: Sure, it looks innocent enough at first, just a pic of Blac chillin’ poolside in a bikini. But then there’s the caption, which has been interpreted by many as a come-on to Tyga – and a shot fired at Kylie. “I know u miss me,” Blac captioned the pic, along with kiss Emojis. It wouldn’t be the first time that Blac has trolled Kylie on Instagram , and she usually keeps it subtle. Many fans expect Chyna to ramp up the attacks once Kylie turns 18 and she and Tyga come out as a couple. Things quieted down for a bit earlier this summer, but now insiders say Kylie is convinced that Blac framed Tyga for cheating and she’s determined to have her revenge. Yes, it all sounds like a ridiculous soap opera, and yes, it’s hilarious…until you remember there’s a child involved. Two children, if you count Kylie. Zing! View Slideshow: Blac Chyna: All-Star Stripper, Tyga Baby Mama
I hate female comedians…I mean I hate all comedians, but female ones more than males, they just aren’t funny. It’s a series of “wish I was an actress, but I’m too ugly, so I’m going to use this angle”…that in this feminist world, with the female audience being the market, leaving male comedians to be pussy nerds rather than misogynist assholes, and females to be as vulgar and I guess vulvar as they can…just to get noticed… You know, like Whitney Cummings, talking about sucking dick, and the taste of cum, and all the things girls like to giggle about because girls aren’t supposed to say those things, and girls all think it… Now I don’t know who this Comedian is, or what her schtick is, I am just know that she’s trying too hard to be funny, which isn’t funny, unless she’s not actual funny, in which case it is funny, because I like misguided idiots.. She won Last Comic Standing in 2008, and has since done nothing, so I guess posting nudes on instagram, to get attention, to get noticed, to show off her fake tits, fake tits that make her funnier, because fake tits get people to look her way, mainly to debate if her fake tits counter balance that face…and they do..they always do… The post Iliza Shlesinger Nude Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gigi Hadid…the American Dream…dating a Jonas Brother, who isn’t wearing a purity ring anymore, because he realizes that angle was fucking lame to market his band, in this slutty fucking world, especially when most girls want to be shamed, humiliated, choked and fucked up the ass…especially with a Jonas brother, he’d be pretty dumb not to run with it… Gigi Hadid…daughter of a rich, LA based, narcissist who fucks models, including her mother, because models love money….has been packaged as a legit model, in her quest against the Kardashians, her best Frenemies, because let’s face it, these idiots live in this insular bubble that America watches, and the Kardashians are winning…Gigi can’t let them win..she’s cuter… I guess it’s her Arab sense of competitiveness… That said…she’s in W Magazine, not breaking the internet like a Kardashian, who didn’t really break the internet, but who I am sure has broke a few folding chairs she’s sat on…but there’s still a skinny naked ass in a bed..and I dig it. Photographer is Stephen Klein. He’s pretty top of the line..so take it in…even if it’s boring….everything is boring…we’re over exposed to this shit. The post Gigi Hadid for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner seems to be the only thing that matters these final days of being 17….her birthday in 2 weeks, but thanks to being a Kardashian, she’s not going anywhere, despite what the world should want, but that white America keeps perpetuating…. She’s looks 40, she’s built like a hip hop video vixen, she fucks old, pervert, baby daddy black rappers who you know fuck all kinds of people, and has the bastard babies to prove it, making her a dirty dirty 17 year old ,one who will be in Montreal on her Birthday and who should let me release her sex tape, even though the family business is built on this, and they have a whole distribution system set up… Just another example of me being useless, obsolete, sucking at life… But at least I can watch these idiots on Social Media to remind me of my failures…while staring at their prostituting ways…. The post Kylie Jenner is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wish I was sucked into Kylie Jenner as much as the rest of the world, but I am more compelled by her snapchat than I should be. I don’t even follow her shit, I’m lazy, but anything good ends up on the internet, and it’s always weird enough for me to watch…partially because she looks like a 40 year old mom or pornstar with bad plastic surgery, something she probably got from her sister, who is old enough to be her mom….but she also does all this hip hop dancing…and showing off her tits…and in this edition, eating a pastry that is fed to her by one of her friends who is her friend because she’s Kylie Jenner, or is on payroll, as these things happen… It may not be as remarkable as her getting gas for the paparzzi, but I think it is, and this is probably all just a snapchat campaign….that I hope ends up in her own snapchat sex video, because that’s her family responsibility she’s been training for all her life….because I guess fucking black dudes is good for business…it reminds me of that Sandra Bullock movie where they adopt the black kid to get into the NFL because their own white kid is too homo….you know…living out that dream… Doesn’t matter, because the sex tape hasn’t happened, even if Khloe Kardashian admits to listening to them have sex…paving they way for the inevitable snap porn, but these snapchats speak to that…a little preview if you will, just imagine the chocolate phallus was 4 times the size… Here’s a few more… On and the Gas Pumping pics people loved yesterday… The post Kylie Jenner Loves Brown Phallus of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think the first pussy I ate, I was probably 14 years old, maybe even younger…it was with a high school girlfriend, who was hardly I girl, but I’ve always taken when I can get…no matter how disgusting it is…at least back then before I realized that ugly girls are just as crazy as hot girls…and I’d rather just jerk off than acutally interact and deal with humans…more than just getting them to send me sex videos…. I was 14 in the 90s….this was before porn existed, and I wasn’t the kid molested by my teacher, or exposed to sex in a way that would make me know anything about eating pussy…you know when 14 year olds weren’t as sexed up as they are now…doing 50 shades of grey shit…thanks to society being a bunch of perverts… I read people are mad, offended, shocked she wore this shirt…at 17….while being a Kardashian, famous from a porn video trashy, rich, hooker of a family… While I think seeing a 17 year old, who looks 40, thanks to shitty face fillers, and bad make-up, trying to secure herself as an Amber Rose type of hip hop groupie, only rich as fuck, on TV, with no childhood, who has admitted to have fucked, possibly even eating the ass of TYGA….possibly to become his teen wife, all while 3 years older than I was when I used to eat out girls, 20 years ago, before kids are so exposed to shit, that eating out isn’t even what they do…it’s too basic… Making a parody shirt “Eat Me Out”…..seem definitely not offensive at all….in comparisson to this offensive fucking family… Meaning, these parents against offensive shit are fighting a fight they’ll never win…this motherfucker and her generation are just too fucked up sexually… I mean….she looks like a porn star…why is an eat me out shirt offensive when her family and their entire existence is offensive… A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Jul 24, 2015 at 12:58pm PDT The post Kyle Jenner in an “Eat Me Out” Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Move over, Donald Trump . You may soon have some celebrity competition for President. Katy Perry, who recently split from John Mayer , found herself at the center of an unexpected threesome over the weekend, posing for a photo in between George W. Bush and Bill Clinton. Yes, former Presidents of the United States George W. Bush and Bill Clinton! The unexpected photo op went down on Sunday after the artist took the stage during the Starkey Hearing Foundation’s So the World May Hear Gala at the St. Paul River Centre in Minnesota. Featured at the event, Perry dedicated “Roar” to the foundation’s co-founders, William F. Austin and Tani Austin. “If @StarkeyHearCEO & @TaniAustin can do it, we all can do it!” she said, according @StarkeyCares’ Twitter account. Katy then found herself smiling ear-to-ear alongside the aforementioned Commanders-in-Chief, joking on social media that she may contemplate an Oval Office run at some point. “42, 43, 46?!” Perry wrote in an Instagram caption. Hey, if her platform includes large boobs, a lot of hair dye and plenty of fake-horse riding during halftime shows… she has our vote!
Last week, we reported on rumors that Kylie Jenner is planning to pose nude once she turns 18 in August. Even though Kylie’s racy Instagram pics have made her almost as big of a web celeb as Kim Kardashian, many doubted that Kylie would really follow in her big sister’s footsteps and boost her career by stripping down. If Kylie’s latest Instagram video is any indication, however, the youngest Jenner sister is very eager to show the world her sultry side: Kylie Jenner: Rich Sex! That’s Kylie rocking out to Future on Instagram, and sure “Rich $ex” is the title of the song, but Kylie’s certainly savvy enough to know what kind of message she’s sending when she takes a video selfie with such a risque caption. The video was posted on the same weekend that Kylie wore a shirt reading “Eat Me Out” on Snapchat. Yeah, she’s not exactly wasting time with subtlety these days. We know she’s about to be a legal adult, but between her web presence and rumors of drug use at Kylie’s graduation party , we’re beginning to think the reality star/Instagram icon is growing up way too fast. The girl is too exposed even by the standards of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, and that’s really saying something. View Slideshow: 17 Most Shocking Kylie Jenner Videos!
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