Ariel Winter is so fat, she is also so boring, but here’s a pic of her in what she probably thinks is her looking her best, all neckless with face make-up on, with possibly face injections in, looking like some kind of Kylie Jenner like all the girls do…and I’d say it is magical, but I don’t find broken child stars who grew up to be troll looking shrek looking things to be magical, even if they chop off their tits and their tits magically re-appear, thanks to overeating to fill the void that is in the depth of your soul knowing your parents sold you to the entertainment industry to get you all rich as fuck…. I figure at least one of you will like her cleavage…because I know dudes and dudes like tits, whether they are on fat chicks or not….tits.
gotpap/Bauergriffin.com / SplashNews.com Kylie Jenner Shows Off Curves In Alexander Wang New mom, Kylie Jenner may be hiding her baby Stormi from the world, but she’s definitely not shy about showing off that mommy bawwwwwdy of hers. The reality star and her best friend, Jordyn Woods were caught by the paps arriving for dinner at West Hollywood-based restaurant, Craig’s in Los Angeles, California Saturday. Mr.Canon / SplashNews.com Kylie arrived in her black Rolls Royce and wore a grey pair of Alexander Wang tights that showed off her post-baby body. Hit the flip for more photos.
Which one’s which? Kylie Jenner And Kim Kardashian Spotted In Matching Outfits Kylie Jenner’s clearly been taking a page out of her older sisters’ books since she hit 8th grade. Now, it appears the new mama has finally taken her full Kardashian form and gone full Kimmy-Kakes in the process. The 20-year-old was spotted hitting the streets with her 37-year-old big si s…looking more like her twin than her two-decades-younger baby sister. Paps caught the sisters hopping out of a jeep to run some rich people errands in nearly identical Yeezy getups…highlighting just how much Kylie has morphed into the new-age Kim Kardashian in her budding adulthood. Yes, they’re family, but with the age difference and Kylie’s drastic body changes…this resemblance is kind of crazy, no? Peep more pics of Kylie and Kimmy twinning it up on the next pages… Splash
I really do not like Old Lady Kylie Jenner . And any girl who looks up to her seriously needs to have their heads examined. The old bag is gross and I’m sure in person even worse. If you are an impressionable teen, please do not look up to this doctored beast. It’s not sexy.
Despite the fact that detractors have been predicting their demise non-stop for the past decade, the Kardashian clan is still going strong and raking in unimaginable amounts of cash. It all started with Kim’s sex tape , of course, but in the years since, every member of the Kard clan has distinguished herself in one way or another. We went with the feminine pronoun there, but it’s important to remember that even Rob scored a spinoff. Rob! That’s how famous this family is! A highly-paid TV executive looked at the life of Rob Kardashian and said, “That’s something the public needs to see more of!” Anyway, Kim is still the most recognized member of her famous family, but it seems she’s no longer the most valuable on social media. According to People magazine, a firm called D’Marie Analytics has determined the winner in the ongoing Kim vs. Kylie feud . The firm conducted months of research and determined that Kylie is not only the highest-paid member of the Kardashian clan on social media — she also outearns every other celebrity who gets compensated in exchanging for posting sponsored content. According to D’Marie’s report, Kylie has managed “to grow her ad equivalent value to over $1,000,000 per post across her social media portfolio.” Yes, when Kylie posts an ad, she makes over a million dollars. Every. Single. Time. “Kylie is an undeniable global brand, which may make some roll their eyes,” D’Marie Analytics’ CEO, Frank Spadafora, said in a press release. “But the reality is this young, female entrepreneur’s savvy helped her reach a milestone in the influencer marketing and advertising industry which many seasoned professionals have failed to achieve.” And Spadafora says Kylie isn’t merely cashing in on her famous name. No, she’s a bonafide Instagram innovator who has the rare ability to engage with her audience to such a degree that sponsors can be assured of getting their money’s worth: “Influencer valuations move up and down like the stock market, but Kylie is methodical about consistently generating aspirational content for her social audience, without jeopardizing authenticity,” Spadafora explained. “Her use of social media to personally connect with and listen to her fans enables her to deliver products they will actually purchase. This is a true case study for how brands can greatly benefit from working with social media influencers like Kylie.” Add to that the fact that Kylie may soon be a billionaire thanks to her wildly popular cosmetics line, and you’ve got a pretty nice income for someone who can’t legally drink yet. Wealth can be hard to measure, and Kim may have accrued more in assets, but currently, no one in the family is bringing in cash quite like Kylie. All hail the queen. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner: Her Sexiest Snapshots as the Hottest Mom Ever
There was a revolutionary movie called THIRTEEN that I am sure at least one of you perverts has on DVD and has watched so many times the DVD doesn’t work anymore, it’s got fucking LASER burns on it or some shit… That movie was written by this BIKINI wearing actress named Nikki Reed….who was also in the movie, and who is no longer 13 but 30 but who reminds us that once a slut always a slut and that we love sluts. These are not nearly slutty enough, but she’s older and richer and doesn’t need to slut the way she one slutted…but we are perverts and have the ability to find the slut in everything….it’s like how hippies see the beauty in everything but with more masturbation.
In the single most important news, Kendall Jenner, who has more than just daddy issues thanks to her daddy becoming her mommy…but also deeper rooted issues thanks to her actual mom managing her at a young age, exploiting her, putting her on TV, and earning money off her, turning her into some kind of marketing hook, that she was able to spin into being a fashion model while the rest of the family was just gutter trash with large social media reach, but not built for fashion, more built for hip hop music videos, which I guess didn’t work against them in any fucking way….especially the RAY J music video Kim K starred in… Kendall Jenner…posted a topless fashionable instagrammy selfie…and you may or may not be excited by it…because she had the audacity to censor out her tits…rude. Here is her Kylie being a slutty teen mom
In the single most important news, Kendall Jenner, who has more than just daddy issues thanks to her daddy becoming her mommy…but also deeper rooted issues thanks to her actual mom managing her at a young age, exploiting her, putting her on TV, and earning money off her, turning her into some kind of marketing hook, that she was able to spin into being a fashion model while the rest of the family was just gutter trash with large social media reach, but not built for fashion, more built for hip hop music videos, which I guess didn’t work against them in any fucking way….especially the RAY J music video Kim K starred in… Kendall Jenner…posted a topless fashionable instagrammy selfie…and you may or may not be excited by it…because she had the audacity to censor out her tits…rude. Here is her Kylie being a slutty teen mom
At this year’s MET Gala, Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott walked their first red carpet together as a couple. Because, a year earlier, they barely knew each other. Now, Kylie and Travis are proud parents of precious baby Stormi Webster. But apparently, Travis has concerns. He allegedly wants Kylie to refuse to go back to work building her brand … and stay at home with their baby. What ?! A source tells InTouch that Travis Scott wants Kylie to focus on motherhood … almost exclusively. “Travis loves Kylie and they’re totally happy parents.” That is wonderful to hear. “He’s worried, however, that Kylie’s going to morph back into her socialite and partying ways.” That certainly used to be Kylie’s lifestyle. “And not put Stormi first.” Well, that’s nuts. Stormi is Kylie’s whole world right now. “Kylie’s already told Travis her schedule is about to get really busy.” Right. She’s no longer pregnant and Stormi will be four months old on June 1 . “And that she’s going to throw herself back into her work and her branding.” That makes sense. Though paid maternity leave should be universal (sadly, the US is one of few countries without that guarantee), many mothers look forward to getting back to work. “Travis wants her to scale back her work and social life.” Oh wow. That’s actually kind of alarming, if true. “And be a stay-at-home mom for the time being.” Travis does, after all, have his own … uh, career. (Fans have pointed out that Travis Scott’s antics in this infamous performance remind them of Frankendoodle, a terrifying one-off Spongebob Squarepants character) Wait … is he seriously suggesting that she stay at home while he plays the breadwinner? Now, Travis Scott’s estimated net worth was recently upgraded to all of $8 million, which is a whole lot to us regular folks. But Kylie is worth about $50 million … and Kylie Cosmetics is projected to be worth about one billion American dollars in about four-and-a-half years. You would think that, if either of them were to hit the pause button on their careers, it would be Travis. There are women in this world who would quit their high-paying jobs just to soothe their lower-income-bracket baby daddy’s ego. But fans hope that Kylie Freaking Jenner is not one of them. Apparently, Travis doesn’t want to rely on Kylie’s virtually infinite financial resources or her family support network. “He doesn’t want Kylie to depend on nannies or Kris.” This source claims that he wants Kylie to make sacrifices to be there for Stormi, full time. “And would prefer if Kylie took major time off to raise their daughter.” That’s quite a demand. “He feels that’s important and should be Kylie’s main focus.” Well, of course Stormi will be Kylie’s main focus. But Kylie also still gets to be a person, right? “Travis is nervous and doesn’t want Kylie to put money and career before the baby.” Isn’t the money and career also for Stormi’s benefit, though? When Stormi is a teen or older, surely she’ll appreciate the difference between her parents being millionaires and her mom being a billionaire. We would like to believe that Kylie would not throw away her life in order to never use nannies or her mother. We would like to believe that Travis Scott, who is clearly crazy about Kylie, would never ask her to. For that matter, we’d at least like to believe that he wouldn’t be sharing his concerns with random friends. Surely he and Kylie can see that Kim has continued to build her business empire without neglecting her duties as a mother. And Kim is a mother of three . Kylie can be an incredible supermom and continue to be a makeup mogul. If Travis really is dead-set on Stormi spending all of her time with a parent, maybe he can be a stay-at-home dad. Bottles exist, dude. Besides, does Travis really want Kylie to become a desperate housewife, at home alone with her baby and her hunky bodyguard ? We didn’t think so. View Slideshow: Stormi Webster: See ALL Her Precious Pics!
You won’t believe this, but Wendy Williams has something negative to say about the Kardashians. We know, right? Who would have seen this coming from a talk show host who just slammed Kim Kardashin for standing by Kanye West and Kylie Jenner for having a baby at age 20 ?!? In her latest example of being an awful person who just goes around insulting celebrities left and right, Williams set her sights on Khloe Kardashian. She specifically responded to reports that Khloe was willing to give cheating boyfriend Tristan Thompson a second chance, a rumor evidenced by the fact that Khloe showed up at Thompson’s basketball game on Saturday. Williams has some strong feelings about this decision. “They were spotted having a miserable lunch Friday with friends,” Williams said on air Monday, referring to a date Thompson and Kardashian went on last week . (We have no idea why she has labeled it as “miserable.”) “If you’re really trying to repair – because they’re at a critical point with the new baby, the cheatations, him making out with girls and being disrespectful – they’re at a critical point if they’re trying to make this work,” she added. Williams went on to then analyze the outing as only she can. “Why’d you bring a friend? That’s number one,” she said of Kardashian and Thompson daring to dine alongside someone else, continuing: “Your lunch should have been the two of you alone. “So, what was this? To me, this is Khloe trying to save face and get out there… I think this is a Khloe thing, this is a Kardashian move right here and it’s really quite pathetic.” Ah yes, the old Kardashian move of… … my baby daddy cheated on me in public while I was pregnant and I’m gonna stay with him to prove that I’m very weak and afraid to be alone. Classic Kardashian all the way, right? For the record, we would kick Thompson’s ass to the curb if we were Khloe. But if really does decide to stay with him? Who the heck are we to judge?!? Maybe this is better for her daughter in the long run. “The wedding special will be coming up,” Wendy then predicted, continuing to mock Khloeand her family: “Will they really be getting married or will that be a fake wedding? You know what I mean? Just something to keep Khloe out there and Khloe likes the attention as well. Concluded Williams in her overly cruel rant: “Will they have a reality show where the two of them, these parents with crazy careers. I don’t care about Tristan and Khloe.” Hmmm… you could fool us then, Wendy. It sounds like you care a great deal about these two, enough to ramble and rant and be really mean for no reason aside from gaining your own attention. We don’t love the Kardashians, either, but we REALLY don’t love Wendy Williams. She sucks. View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian FINALLY Breaks Silence on Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal!
