Here’s everyone’s favorite teenage cougar Kylie Jenner doing another photoshoot, and I know this girl just turned 18 a couple months ago, but if I didn’t know better, I’d say she already looks like she’s going on 40. Anyway, I know Kylie’s trying really hard to be taken seriously as a real model these days, but maybe she’s just not going after the right companies. I wonder if Depends is looking for a new spokesmodel… It’s worth a shot. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Isabeli Fontana was at one point a child model, making a lot of photographers, including the people at Victoria’s Secret, some low level Roman Polanksis….telling a half naked 16 year old to spread her legs more…. It’s typical of these imported models, who have been pretty much given to their agents from their parents to make it in America, to just do what they are told… So from a young age, she’s been taking direction and is open to getting naked, making her interesting, even in her old mom years, because you know that ingrained in her personality and work ethic is a girl who will do what she’s told…for money…to please her team…and clients… Much like a hooker, but positioned as a model..clever scam they have going on… Here she is in Marie Claire Brazil…because she’s Brazilian. It all makes so much sense… The post Isabeli Fontana for Marie Claire Brazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
i-D magazine is some hipster, that isn’t really hipster, because real hipsters don’t identify with hipster marketed shit, but rather are too hip being hip to notice….while the people who dress like hipsters, who are eager for what’s cool, what’s next, what’s trending…with their shapeshifting style depending on what cool, is actually the market for this VICE magazine owned fashion, and I use that word loosely, because fashion in and of itself is a fucking lie…no different than the mall brand products…they are trying to shun with their “design”…and marketing.. Doesn’t matter… What matters is that this hipster fashion movement for the try hard posers…feature nudity, because it is the now…and they use weird looking models like Lexi Boling, Cayley King, Stella Lucia & Erin Mommsen…in some low grade concept, flat chested titty shoot… Good enough for me. The post Naked Models for i-D Magazine Winter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The Kardashians are the fucking worst, we already know that, but there are two standout Kardashians who are the fucking worst, mainly because they are thick, fat and trashy… I figure Kim is too far gone to really bother hating, she’s just there, the mother is too much of an evil genius to bother hating…you’d do the same thing if you had a litter of weird ethnic children with a tranny…. The hotter older sister who made a dude she used to do coke with rich while not being overly exploitative doesn’t bother me….and the instagram model turned VS model because the world is based on instagram fame…doesn’t bother me because she’s not fat.. But the overrated, doughty, accessible, putting themselves out there aggressively ones…annoy me…and I like being annoyed…because it keeps me motivated… So Khloe and Kylie..the worst the family has to offer besides Caitlyn, are outletting this “fame” get to their head…thinking they are hot…even thoug they aren’t.. With khloe Working her Booty, or milking her booty, or trying to exploit her booty like it was a husband after a drug overdose in a brothel of the Day And Kylie Jenner’s Belly, Humping Cara Delevingne, squating girls like a tank and Leg Scar of the Day That’s enough Kardashian to make me hate society for the day… The post The Monster Kardashian Update of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last month, we reported that Kylie Jenner and Tyga broke up amidst rumors that the 26-year-old rapper had been unfaithful. Kylie and Tyga got back together just two days after news of their split went public, but ever since, there have been rumors of trouble in their relationship. In fact, it seems their status is so uncertain that not even Tyga knows if he and Kylie are still a couple. “Tyga feels Kylie’s putting him through the ringer,” a source tells Hollywood Life. “For the life of him, he doesn’t understand Kylie and as it sits today, he doesn’t know the status of their relationship. He’s confused by it all.” Kylizzle was in Miami for the Art Basel festival last week, and the insider says that she had little contact with Tyga during her trip. Even worse, she continued to give him the cold shoulder after she got home: “He thought when she returned home from Miami, she would come running to him,” says the source.He anxiously awaited her arrival, only to realize that she switched lanes on him and went to see her family and new nephew instead. “At this point, Tyga wants to know what the deal is. He wants to know if they’re on or off, or even if Kylie’s interested. He wants an explanation or at least some closure.” Wow. Kylie openly had zero interest in meeting her new nephew , so if T-Raww lost it out to Saint West, he must really be low on her list of priorities. Pro tip, Tyga: If you’ve been dating someone for over a year, but you’re not sure if you’re still together, then you’re not still together. You may want to start searching Los Angeles area high schools for a new girlfriend! View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner & Tyga Photos: The Way They Were
Woe is Blac Chyna. Life at Kylie Jenner‘s mansion is so good, even Tyga’s son King is hooked on it at the tender age of three. King’s mother is NOT happy, however. Not just because she shares custody with a dude she hates and he’s dating a teenager, although that’s been more than enough to set her off. King is starting to act out, and she blames his new environment. Case in point? The majorly epic tantrum he threw the other night at Blac’s place. Let’s just say that despite being an all-star stripper and social media phenom in her own right, Blac’s digs cannot match the opulence of Kylie’s. The kid knows it, too. “Blac tried putting King to bed at her house,” says an insider, “and he threw the biggest tantrum [ever]. He was crying and didn’t want to sleep.” “He said ‘I don’t like my room here, I want my room at Kylie’s!’” Allegedly. Following this obviously jarring quote from her son, “Blac was stuck. ” “She was completely still for at least three minutes and started crying. She let King play because she needed to grasp what he just said.” After that, the source adds, “She calmed down, texted Tyga and told him that she never ever wants King inside Kylie’s house again!” Oooh, the plot thickens. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner & Tyga Photos: The Way They Were Clearly, if this is even half true, the transition has to be confusing for a toddler, given that “King lives in the lap of luxury at Kylie’s mansion.” “His room there is a child’s paradise.” “It’s filled with toys, coloring books, his remote control cars, the works. You could leave King in there for hours and he’d be just as happy as can be.” So wait … Kylie and Tyga would leave him in there unsupervised for hours and go do their pervy thing? How is that not the main story here? In any case, this marks the latest twist in the Blac vs. Kyga circus, and comes on the heels of wild rumors that Tyga is trying to win Chyna back . Kylie, for her part, is believed by some in her inner circle to have only gotten back with Tyga to stick it to Blac because she’s jealous of her rival. When the controversial couple recently broke up, Blac had a shade-throwing field day online (not her first, but perhaps her boldest) in response. Now that she’s effectively holding their son hostage, it’ll be interesting to see how T-Raww responds, and what selfies Kylie posts . #Instafight View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner vs. Blac Chyna Feud: A Brief History of Shade!
For money? For art? How will this blessed child be introduced to the world?!?!?! Saint West, he who was born on December 5th, is fast asleep while his parents concern themselves on how to present their son. Kim Kardashian, who is reportedly still peeved that she debuted North West’s photo on her mom’s now-defunct talk show, has a paycheck in mind the second time around. “Kim felt a ton of money was left on the table, and doesn’t want to do something like that again,” a source told Radar Online . Instead, she ” wants to do something in an entertainment magazine with a huge paycheck attached to it.” More trips to Paris! More beignets! Hold up, says Kanye West. “The introduction of his son to the world is a very big deal,” the source explained. “He wants it to be over the top and unusual,” as well as “unique and artistic.” The couple is reportedly so image-conscious that they’re fighting over the hows and whys of a presentation. “Every decision is made after thoughtful planning,” the source added.. “Their entire lives are choreographed down to the minute, and now this baby boy will be sucked into that world.” $4.50 says People and HELLO! will get the photos. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s Son: 12 Possible Baby Names
Oops, folks. Britney Spears has done it again. The pop music superstar has once more reminded fans that she has a body that refuses to age, showing off her 34-year old figure in a brand new selfie. On Monday, the mother of two turned her cellphone camera toward the mirror and flaunted her very taut tummy in a gray sweater crop top. “Long day recording…now it’s facial time!” Spears Tweeted as a caption to the image. Perhaps it could also be cheeseburger time for Britney. She could clearly go for one or two… dozen. Britney recently also showed off two things other than her body: Her love for Adele and her ballet moves, both in the same fun video . In other exciting Britney news, the artist has confirmed she’s working on a new studio album . No word yet on when it will drop, but let’s hope we’ll all be celebrating more than a cute selfie in 2016. Let’s all hope we’ll be celebrating a new Britney Spears record!
Who got their jingle on last night? Who landed at LAX and was super over-it? 1. Lauren Conrad at LAX Lauren Conrad arrives at Los Angeles International Airport on December 7th, 2015 2. Bella Thorne: The Hateful Eight Premiere Bella Thorne poses for photos at ‘The Hateful Eight’ premiere at ArcLight Hollywood on December 7th, 2015. 3. Chrissy Teigen: Target Wonderland VIP Event Kick Off Chrissy Teigen attends the Target Wonderland VIP Event Kick Off at Target Wonderland on December 7, 2015 in New York City. 4. Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany: ‘In The Heart of the Sea’ NY Premiere Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany attend the ‘In the Heart of the Sea’ premiere at Frederick P. Rose Hall, Jazz at Lincoln Center on December 7, 2015 in New York City. 5. Keira Knightley: ‘An Evening Honoring Valentino’ Keira Knightley attends ‘An Evening Honoring Valentino’ Lincoln Center Corporate Fund Gala at Alice Tully Hall at Lincoln Center on December 7, 2015 in New York City. 6. Sia arrives at BBC Radio 2 studios Sia arrives at BBC Radio 2 studios in London on December 8th, 2015. View Slideshow
If you’re into big girls, with big asses, and a flat stomach thanks to waist training and possibly plastic surgery, because her face up close and personal looks like a doughy muppet… Then here’s some Kylie Jenner, totally uninteresting in all she does, but capable of selling out lip product in 30 seconds, because people fucking love her lips, despite them being jacked up and fake… I don’t dig this new generation of nobodies, acting like somebodies, all getting their selfies and perpetuating this shit…I don’t like that this new generation is half retarded fame whores who instead of just watching to watch what famous people do are trying to be famous people or at parties with famous people…and I don’t like that Kylie is considered famous…when fame should be a recognition of ones work…not how many followers you have because you post booty pics and have a tranny dad and whore mom… I don’t mind the hard nipples though, I figure if you’re gonna pollute your life with this shit, as I do…at least have hard nipples in the mix to make it more tolerable… If you want another useless rich kid in Miami pretending to be someone…No, not Kylie’s latch on sidekick Hailey Baldwin, but still someone seeking some kind of status and importance…because she is rich and fucks some black Canadian with a huge dick named The Weekend who is Famous in America….here’s Bella Hadid.. The post Kylie Jenner’s Big Girl Nipples in Florida of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
