MAJOR TMI ALERT! MAJOR TMI ALERT! As part of its 50th anniversary, Cosmopolitan recently released a cover that featured all female members of the Kardashians and Jenners, labeling this clan as ” America's First Family .” The publication received a lot of crap for that headline. Speaking of crap, the following video features Kylie and Kendall Jenner reliving the time when one of them pooped her pants… and proceeded to leave a trail of that substance all around the house. In this rundown of Kardashian Konfessions, we also learn who has a name for her vagina and who claims to have been caught joining the Mile High Club . Check out the footage now… and prepare to never look at these people in the same way again.
As you’ve probably heard by now, Lamar Odom nearly died from a drug overdose last week and is currently undergoing extensive physical therapy Less than 24 hours after that shocking news broke, we learned that Scott Disick checked into rehab for the sixth time. The two incidents are probably unrelated, but they’ve led to jokes, speculation, blog posts and memes about the ways in which the Kardashians seem to ruin men’s lives . It’s ridiculous to think that the women themselves have such a negative impact on the lives of downtrodden dudes like Scott, Lamar and Rob Kardashian, but the guys’ issues may have a common bond. Perhaps these guys just had trouble coping with the fame and scrutiny that accompanied their involvement with ” America’s first family .” Whatever the case, folks on social media are having a field day with memes like this: That one was stolen posted to Instagram by famed hack/joke thief The Fat Jew . It’s just one example of the newest form of Kardashian-bashing. Ragging on the Kardasdhians is one of the Internet’s favorite pastimes, and we would never try to put a stop to it, but if this “Kardashian Curse” trend is to continue, it’s important to keep a few things clear: Caitlyn’s life was not ruined. She seems to be doing just fine. Don’t be D-bags, y’all. Scott and Lamar almost certainly suffered from substance abuse issues before they got romantically involved with members of the Kard clan. In fact, Kourtney and Khloe deserve credit for expressing their concern and offering help even after their relationships were through. Kanye will be just fine. You can see the dude’s ego from space. We can’t be certain about Tyga. Rob Kardashian probably suffers from depression . Yes, the constant glare of the reality show spotlight almost certainly isn’t helping his condition, but it’s not like his sisters are planning a two-hour special where they repeatedly bash his testicles with a sledgehammer. Although come to think of it, that would probably pull in bigger ratings and be less painful to watch than Kim and Kris Humphries’ wedding. Anyway, fame ruining people’s lives is nothing new, and the Kardashian gals aren’t to blame for their men’s recent misfortunes, but that doesn’t mean you can’t joke about the idea. Hell, we sure did: View Slideshow: 9 Men Whose Lives Were Ruined By the Kardashians
Over the past several days, we’ve heard from nearly every member of the Kardashian-Jenner family in regard to the tragic Lamar Odom situation. Kris Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian have all issued statements on social media in support of their troubled loved one. View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom: Romance Rewind … Then Unwind And now Khloe Kardashian has done the same. Khloe, who is technically still married to Lamar, flew immediately to her estranged husband’s hospital bedside in Las Vegas as soon as she learned he had fallen into a coma. She remained there all of last week and is expected to continue to support Odom now that he’s been transported to Los Angeles . “The past week has been incredibly difficult,” Khloe wrote this morning on her official website. “I am so thankful to family, friends, and fans, who have sent nothing but prayers and well wishes to Lamar. I also want to take a moment to thank everyone at Sunrise Hospital, including the amazing doctors and nurses for their kindness and diligent work. “Under their amazing care, incredible strides have been made.” Just a few days ago, Odom’s odds of survival were placed at a mere 50%. He may still need a kidney transplant and there’s a long road to recovery ahead. But at least there are reasons to be cautiously optimistic. “You can never be prepared for an experience like this, but without the outpouring of love and endless prayers that Lamar has received and the strength I was given from my loved ones, it would have been difficult to endure,” Khloe added, concluding: “Thank you for your continued support. God is great!!!” These words mark the first time the 31-year old reality star has spoken in public since Odom was found unconscious on October 13 inside a VIP suite at the Love Ranch South brothel in Pahrump, Nevada. As his legal wife, Khloe was in charge of all medical decisions until Odom was deemed healthy enough to make his own choices. “Khloe is committed to staying with [Lamar],” a source told Us Weekly, adding of the days ahead and also behind: “It’s a slow process, but Khloe [has been] there every step of the way…It’s all been so draining and emotional.” View Slideshow: 9 Men Whose Lives Were Ruined By the Kardashians
Lamar Odom Reacts To Seeing The Kardashian/Jenners In The Hospital Remember when we told you that Lamar Odom was in and out of a coma in a Nevada hospital but got a recent visit from his kids who were all smiles? Well the athlete whose condition is on the mend, is still being comforted by his family members as well as his estranged wife Khloe Kardashian who’s apparently so concerned about his health that she “hasn’t left his side” and sleeps on a pullout bed next to him. People Magazine reports: While Lamar Odom’s condition has been improving he still remains in ICU after waking up from his four-day coma on Friday, a source tells PEOPLE. “Lamar today again has had moments when he is awake and more responsive,” the source says. “He is still in the ICU, is receiving oxygen and sleeps a lot. He is not talking, but seems to understand when Khloé and the medical staff speak to him. He will have another head MRI in the next few days to check for any damage that could have been caused by the strokes. “Khloé still hasn’t left his side and looks very tired,” the source adds. “As soon as Lamar wakes up, she rushes over to hold his hand. She sleeps on a pullout bed next to Lamar.” And as Khloe continues to lay by his bedside, her Kardashian family members are staying close by as well. Even as memes circulate online claiming that Lamar would be distraught to see the reality TV clan by his side… Kim Kardashian has shared an update with fans. According to Yeezy’s wife, she and her little siter Kendall were able to make the ailing athlete smile. Wow! Good to see he’s improving; what do YOU think about the latest update on Lamar Odom’s health??? Splash/AP Images Continue reading →
One Direction’s “Perfect” and Taylor Swift’s “Style” have been officially mashed up, which means we can argue more about whether or not they’re related to each other.
Rita Ora turns herself more and more into Rihanna as her career progresses. It’s like when she first came to America from the UK, everyone was like “look at this bootleg Rihanna with bigger tits”….I just assumed she was slated to replace Rihanna in a time when Rihanna seemed to be falling off and losing her shit…fighting with her managment and labels and they were just doing damage control as the market needs a beige colored slut…but tat bootleg Rihanna is starting to become actual Rihanna… I wonder if she’s taken her Rihanna obsession as seriously as she looks like she has…and has even got Surgery to look like Rihanna….or maybe this is just her natural look…just who she is…and she’s famous and doing her own magazine photoshoots…based on her talented….throat… I never get bored of calling aspiring, up and coming, established acts whores….especially while looking at her tits… The post Rita Ora Does Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shanina Shaik is Australian…but her genetic breakdown, because you’re racist and can’t look at a bitch for the level of elegance and sophistication she is…is Lithuanian, Paki and Saudi…. Her vagina breakdown is Tyson Beckford, who was up in it…and possibly the reason she exists as a model, but who knows or cares…. Why try and figure out who she is or what she’s doing, I am just trying to figure out why she’s standing like this…but maybe it’s all related…anal sex injury.. It’s the end of the weak and I’m struggling here. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shanina Shaik’s Weird Belly Out Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
She’s the new 17 year old…who is probably in her 40s based on the way hollywood pumps these kids out…cuz everytime I see a kid in a movie, including her sister Dakota, I assume they are 40 in both their face and the way they speak…”she looks 7 but she sounds like a divorcee”….I guess they grow up fast in this evil industry thanks to their parents selling them off like this was an Arab country…and the family was in need of a goat.. Either way, I don’t know other 17 year olds that the perv blogs are writing about, so why not post her Nylon magazine pics where she wore nylons…like she’s playing dress up or something because almost 18 is structural and sex appeal-wise – way different than the day she turns 18 and is forgotten… You fucking perverts…it’s part of American culture that these people go nuts over under 18…while in Canada 16 is legal and the last thing I’d ever want to do is fuck a 16 year old..but you guys can’t and it’s all you fucking jerk off to…weirdos…don’t realize teens are fucking annoying especially when raised in a hollywood househole..I can’t imagine the kind of cunty demands this one makes to her staff….but I am sure they are the fucking worst… The post Elle Fanning’s in NYLONs in NYLON of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Princess Pia Mia (@princesspiamia) on Oct 16, 2015 at 3:36am PDT I once wrote that Pia Mia Perez is some obnoxious product of stage parents from Guam or some other bullshit..that turned her into some tumblr, instagram, superstar with a huge fan base…that I guess she has converted with her team into a record deal, because I guess, like most girls who want to be whored out to the media, can sing…as well as get naked or half naked for fans and followers…something that is both amazing and the problem with the world we live in.. Well now she’s being absorbed in the hip hop world…and she’s slated to be the next Rihanna, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj…who all fuck big black dick…because in case you didn’t realize Drake and Kanye are basically today’s “Christina Aguilera Genie in the Bottle”…and to make them seem like less faggot than they are…they need to pepper their shit with choruses by twats like this…tiny body, but the twat of a big girl…who can fill it up with hopes and dreams… I stand by that…. She’s a social media superstar, has a strong fan base, isn’t happy with the millions she probably makes in Youtube money, and now wants a legit career…and it is working…typical… She looks like a Kylie Jenner…but I guess that’s what all these young hookers look like now…fascinating… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pia Mia Perez Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
