Kylie Jenner’s here to prove that even at 18, you can have a banged out pussy… I guess her existence is not as useless as you’d expect being a vapid, spoiled, Truman Show motherfucker, born into the media family that had no time for her… But luckily TYGA was there to be a predator / babysitter…and I guess she’s worth all her young girl headaches..for all the press… Sex tape is happening…even if this is as close as it gets… The post Kylie Jenner’s Cameltoe of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Kylie Jenner at the grand opening of Sugar Factory American Brasserie in New York, because I’m pretty sure there’s a law that says you have to have at least one Kardashian on a red carpet at all times. Anyway, I know I’m probably way too old for this teenage cougar (even if I didn’t make fun of her family all the time), but I’ve gotta say, her booty is looking like a real handful here, and I mean that in a good way. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
Kris Jenner Does Not Approve Of Kylie Jenner’s Lip Injections It can be said that Kris Jenner is a bad mother for the way she pimps out her family for money, power and fame. However, in a recent interview with Access Hollywood Kris claims that she was in no way in favor of her 17-year-old daughter, Kylie Jenner , getting lip injections. “I get a little crazy – and I think that is what no one sees – and I do have definite thoughts and ideas or [ideas on] what she should do, you know, at a really young age,” Kris told Billy. “I am from the generation that in my day, I mean, some of this stuff did not exist for sure but, I don’t think I did one thing physically to myself until I was in my 50s. So I am thinking…why, why?? Why do you need to do that?? “ You believe Kris, or is this just a way to deflect her piss poor parenting skills? Check out Kylie’s latest and greatest after the flip… Images via WENN/Terry Richardson/Instagram
We’ve seen many fascinating Instagram trends come and go during the social media site’s relatively short history. No makeup selfies were all the rage for a while. We’ve seen the rise of Man Crush Monday, Woman Crush Wednesday and Throwback Thursday. We’ve even seen people pose with food that they couldn’t possibly eat . But leave it to a Jenner and a Kardashian to inspire not only a new trend, but a new word. Someone call the folks at Webster’s, because we need “thighbrow” in our dictionaries, ASAP. In case you were wondering the thighbrow is that crease peaking out of Kendall Jenner and Khloe Kardashian’s swimsuit bottoms. No word on if they started the trend on purpose, but knowing the Kard clan we wouldn’t put it past them. In the three weeks since that photo was posted “#thighbrow” has become a popular hashtag, and naturally, Kylie Jenner had to raise the bar by executing the first standing thighbrow: Truly, the student has become the master. Stuff like this is why Kylie is more popular than her sisters online . She thinks outside the box, ya know? Anyway, the thighbrow trend will likely fade from memory in the very near future, but now matter what happens, at least it’s not as dumb as waist training . View Slideshow: 39 Inappropriate Kylie and Kendall Jenner Photos
Kylie Jenner was in a pink bathing suit a few days ago….or weeks ago…probably around her birthday…and for some reason I just saw them now…and figured there is no real timeline needed to post bathing suit pics of Kylie Jenner and her weird, plastic surgery to look like a big booty video vixen, even though she’s the white Kardashian, in what I guess is some program they run out of their basement that makes them look like these off-white, porn face, puppets that lack any real beauty but sure as fuck use make-up to try… I figured that since these are old, you’d want something recent, like yesterday’s new Snapchat empji animations I fucking hate…and a Kylie in her robe n bed, on her instagram devoted to her snapchats she downloads and re-uploads as part of her media scam to make the world think people care, and I guess they do…. So Here’s a little edit of Kylie’s Snapchat where she proves TYGA is her little bitch…cuz she owns him with her family money and young pussy…cuz no rapper ever lets rainbows in their motherfucking mouths…and her in robes after he reclaimed his masculinity with her 18 year old, probably not that fresh, cunt… The post Kylie Jenner Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner was in a pink bathing suit a few days ago….or weeks ago…probably around her birthday…and for some reason I just saw them now…and figured there is no real timeline needed to post bathing suit pics of Kylie Jenner and her weird, plastic surgery to look like a big booty video vixen, even though she’s the white Kardashian, in what I guess is some program they run out of their basement that makes them look like these off-white, porn face, puppets that lack any real beauty but sure as fuck use make-up to try… I figured that since these are old, you’d want something recent, like yesterday’s new Snapchat empji animations I fucking hate…and a Kylie in her robe n bed, on her instagram devoted to her snapchats she downloads and re-uploads as part of her media scam to make the world think people care, and I guess they do…. So Here’s a little edit of Kylie’s Snapchat where she proves TYGA is her little bitch…cuz she owns him with her family money and young pussy…cuz no rapper ever lets rainbows in their motherfucking mouths…and her in robes after he reclaimed his masculinity with her 18 year old, probably not that fresh, cunt… The post Kylie Jenner Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Photographer Brendan Forbes shot Kylie Jenner…unfortunately not in the face, or with an elephant gun required to take out her garbage family, because I guess there was a window where he could go for humanity and element these idiots, or instead, take the money they paid him to shoot them, and have one big shoot with the most talked about girl, who really isn’t to blame for all the press, she’s just been packaged and sold off by her parents, the people who under normal circumstances have the sole responsibility of caring for her, but were too caught up in their lives to care…forcing the babysitter, TYGA to come in and offer a home for her…and be the dad she always wanted…but her dad was too busy…being a woman…dealing with normal women problems like hair and make-up… The good news is that Photographer Brendan Forbes takes good pics…like this one of Miley’s ass for her new app…that we can assume will eventually become a porn site…because that’s just the way the world is going these days… Because if you can’t be a vigilante killing off evil for humanity, you might as well get butt shots! I am a fan of this picture. The post The Kylie Jenner Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As America gets fatter and fatter, plus sized is all the rage…and who better to celebrate being Plus Sized than Kate Upton, who is clearly Plus Sized, so Plus Sized she’s even bigger than most plus sized models, only she books jobs and works as a regular sized model, which makes no sense, but I guess it’s just the professional version of “Secret Internet Fatty”…with a team of experts made to make her look skinny and to pass her off as a bikini model….and not a new wave bikini model…where they are all plus sized…but a traditional bikini model…and people fucking love her, give her work and make her viral..it’s weird…so weird…but I come from a school of thought that the fat girl is only good at 3 am when drunk… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE If you don’t like that…here’s the other Kate Upton, Rich Girl only famous for her tits…Charlotte Mckinney, Who doesn’t deserve a post of her own, but we likes to piggy back on Kate Upton…because I guess Kate Upton is too big to piggy back on anyone…they’d break…. She’s in a Sports Bra…trying to tame / suffocate / draw attention to them tits.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE CHARLOTTE SPORTS BRA BECAUSE SHE’S THE NEW TITS ON THE BLOCK DESPIRTE HER OLD FACE CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I assumed that Halston Sage was Jailbait…from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn… But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed… But she’s got a tight body…and sometimes, in a world of obese people…that’s enough… I guess the good thing about 20 year olds, at least based on my experience of having sex with them, is that they all have big round asses, even when they are skinny. in what we can assume is caused by hormones in the food, the benefit of commercialization of food production… Right…..keep eating that Pizza…it makes what would have been bodiless girls from the 80s…rock a good waist to hip ratio…while making other girls who would have been athletic in the 89s look like Kylie Jenner… So weird. TO SEE THE SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Halston Sage in a Tight Dress Eating Pizza of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
