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Sveta Utkina Titty Model of the Day

Sveta Utkina reminds me that I don’t have enough Sveta’s in my life….you know a little Svetlana to get topless in photoshoots for me… But alas, I am not rich enough to buy one off the internet, and I think I’d hate having a mail order wife because I would know that they were going to try to kill me off in my sleep, through sex, so that they take my empire from me…which I guess doesn’t sound terrible….maybe I should refocus my efforts and find one really desperate to leave… That said, I have no idea who she is….but her tits happened. HI TITS. The post Sveta Utkina Titty Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Legit of the Day

Women have an expiration date, so there is no real shock that Jennifer Love Hewitt has expired, especially after close to 15 years of being fat, struggling with her fat, which has probably been more depressing for her fans, that never saw this coming, than it is for her, who probably never saw it coming as she ate her feelings from being in this high pressure world… BUT I ALWAYS KNEW… I always know that her skinny frame didn’t make sense for massive tits….but her massive tits made it clear she could gain fat…just in the right places at 18-22….but the second that metabolism kicks in…and Menopause starts approaching…month after month one less egg in her ovary to drop…the rest of your body catches up to your tits… So here’s some Expired Jennifer Love…with that ass…that’s pretty fucking legit, and not in a good way, more in a so big, it’s real…fucking real…in a world where I prefer fantasy… Take it in….because it’s not that bad, in a world of fat legs and fat asses some of you, this thickness is hot…and really…it’s not as bad as it could be….but she probably hates herself for it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Legit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Top 20 SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week Part 15

It’s that time of the week again, where we post some of the best clips of models we’ve seen this week, doing silly, funny, amazingly entertaining things, either to keep their audience engaged, or because it’s on some Truman Show level of creating your own reality show, with no filter…and as far as I’m concerned these women are awesome! To See These Hot Chicks and OTHER hot Chicks Get Naked and Do Naughtier Things CLICK HERE To see the rest of our videos check out the youtube HERE The post Top 20 SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week Part 15 appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Jenner Punches a Paparazzi of the Day

I saw that Kendall Jenner was trending on the internet for having Blonde Hair the other day, which led me to tweeting “I can’t believe we live in a world where Kendall Jenner’s Blonde Hair is a News Story”… Seriously. I don’t care when anyone in my immediate life, which is a pug and a fat wife, get their hair done…why the fuck would Kendall Jenner’s hair be anything worth even talking about. What makes this “Truman Show” puppet someone people talk about, and why the fuck do anyone care that she’s changed her fucking tween brat hair…it’s terrifying. The only time I’d want to see her trending is if she murder /suicided her entire family when she realizes that she was t I mean it is a family that put one of the girls into porn to get ahead, to have the opportunity to whore every last one of them, in what would be considered abusive parenting, but I guess not abusive enough for the young one to lose her fucking mind and kill them all off.. Instead, she just punches the paparazzi to demonstrate what being a coddled, egotistical, narcissist who is totally unappreciative of the job or life she has, because it just happened for her…but maybe that internal rage should be internalized until she fucking explodes. Would be more interesting if she was the martyr who offed the whole fucking family… I like that GIGI is in on this, she’s probably saying “do you know who I am, do you know who my dad is”…to which 90 percent of the world said “no”… Rich kids, who aren’t even that cute…must die. Where’s the video? The post Kendall Jenner Punches a Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Butt Shot for her Birthday of the Day

Kendall Jenner turning 20 years old was trending on social media… That blows my fucking mind… Even with her booty pics like this cry for attention from her instagram: I don’t understand the appeal, or why people buy into these vapid little spoiled brats. I don’t understand why people follow their every move or feel connected to them. Is it because they watched them grow up and it’s on some Truman Show level of people sucked into the lie…that she’s not aware of, or is it just that there are so many of them that each one cross promotes the other to increase family wealth in what would make for a very depressing social experiment for anyone with a soul or depths, but these idiots just want designer clothes and in Kendall case to pose in the marketing campaigns for the designer clothes..and I guess the mall brand underwear also because that’s what young people think is important…it makes for a great social media.. I just don’t know why people feed into this shit…but I guess it’s just easy…like her sister…which is the reason we’re all here today talking about this shit.. The post Kendall Jenner’s Butt Shot for her Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Cameltoe of the DAy

Kylie Jenner’s here to prove that even at 18, you can have a banged out pussy… I guess her existence is not as useless as you’d expect being a vapid, spoiled, Truman Show motherfucker, born into the media family that had no time for her… But luckily TYGA was there to be a predator / babysitter…and I guess she’s worth all her young girl headaches..for all the press… Sex tape is happening…even if this is as close as it gets… The post Kylie Jenner’s Cameltoe of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner and a Kardashian Cock Tease of the Day

A video posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on May 26, 2015 at 2:58pm PDT Why do these bitches need to cock tease with footage from a staged car accident…they know the world wants them dead. Why don’t these Truman Show motherfuckers built off porn actually get a terminal illness, or have a family murder suicide, or really antyhing negative and horrible…instead they keep on winning, despite being horrible fucking people… Here’s Kylie, 17 and posing….because her Black Statutory rapist boyfriend likes it when she’s posing…it’s grey area legal…which keeps things exciting… The post Kylie Jenner and a Kardashian Cock Tease of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Yesterday, my friend posted this TOP 10 KIM KARDASHIAN bullshit set to her in a bikini…I guess that the hired paparazzi took when she was planning her divorce and figuring out her contingency plan for the baby she had for ratings – like she was the Truman Show… I guess her own social media retoucher wasn’t available or had the day off, because she’s putting this sloppy fat ass out there a day late… I am more into HER SEX TAPE being a message to young girls that interracial sex on video can make you rich…than I am into her ass that attracts all that interracial sex. I find her vile and disgusting to look at on all fronts…even if she’s just pranking the fucking world…like a trolling troll… I just don’t like seeing her half naked…unless of course it was her lifeless body being pulled out of the pool she had a massive coronary trying to swim laps in…caused by bad diet and silicon poisoning from her ass injections… I don’t know…but here it is…a whole pile of slop…

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Katy Perry: "Part of Me" Not a Slap at Russell Brand

Despite some lyrics that make clear reference to a relationship falling apart and love gone wrong, Katy Perry insists “Part of Me” isn’t about Russell Brand. “I wrote it two years ago, which is funny because everybody is like ‘God, it sounds so current,'” the pop star, 27, told MTV News about her latest single. The song is full of jabs – “You can keep the diamond ring/It don’t mean nothing anyway” etc. – leading many to conclude that it was a dig at Russell . Not the case, says Perry, whose split with Brand remains amicable. Katy and Russell wed in October 2010 and split in December 2011 . “Some people that I work with were like, ‘Just say you wrote it a couple of weeks ago,'” she says. “I’m like, ‘I’m not a d—, I’m going to tell the truth.'” “I wrote it two years ago when I was writing and recording Teenage Dream , [but] it didn’t feel right on the record. It’s not about [Russell Brand].” Still, Perry admits that the timing is eerie in a sense. “Sometimes I’m like, ‘Am I living in The Truman Show?’ It just feels like sometimes I’m caught in this movie where my life is paralleling my music!” “It seems very serendipitous, but, as un-fun as it sounds, I prepare everything. I’m overly prepared and kind of a control freak in the best of ways.” [Photo: WENN.com]

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Katy Perry: "Part of Me" Not a Slap at Russell Brand

Despite some lyrics that make clear reference to a relationship falling apart and love gone wrong, Katy Perry insists “Part of Me” isn’t about Russell Brand. “I wrote it two years ago, which is funny because everybody is like ‘God, it sounds so current,'” the pop star, 27, told MTV News about her latest single. The song is full of jabs – “You can keep the diamond ring/It don’t mean nothing anyway” etc. – leading many to conclude that it was a dig at Russell . Not the case, says Perry, whose split with Brand remains amicable. Katy and Russell wed in October 2010 and split in December 2011 . “Some people that I work with were like, ‘Just say you wrote it a couple of weeks ago,'” she says. “I’m like, ‘I’m not a d—, I’m going to tell the truth.'” “I wrote it two years ago when I was writing and recording Teenage Dream , [but] it didn’t feel right on the record. It’s not about [Russell Brand].” Still, Perry admits that the timing is eerie in a sense. “Sometimes I’m like, ‘Am I living in The Truman Show?’ It just feels like sometimes I’m caught in this movie where my life is paralleling my music!” “It seems very serendipitous, but, as un-fun as it sounds, I prepare everything. I’m overly prepared and kind of a control freak in the best of ways.” [Photo: WENN.com]

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