Khloe And Lamar’s Divorce Will Be Official December 17 It’s been a long time coming, but next week, the on-going saga of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom will come to a legal close. According to CNN , a judge in L.A. signed off on the embattled couple’s divorce filing, the separation will be official on December 17. In court documents obtained by CNN, Khloe Kardashian-Odom cited “irreconcilable differences.” She previously filed for divorce in 2013, but withdrew the petition in October when Odom was found unconscious in a Nevada brothel. Furthermore, the filing states the company that Khloe and Lamar started together, Khlomar, will be dissolved and neither of them will received spousal support. All this legal stuff seems a bit superfluous considering Khloe done had ’bout 50-11 boyfriends since she first split with Lamar, but at least they can both finally move on without this hanging over them. Image via WENN
Dennis Hof is absolutely adamant that the Kardashian family hexed him as a result of owning the brothel that nearly killed their bizarrely beloved loser, Lamar Odom. Hof reported to TMZ that his house – a 2 million dollar rustic mansion in Reno, Nevada – burned almost entirely to the ground when an out-of-control “controlled burn” went … Well, obviously way out of control. It’s a funny thing, his idea that the Kardashians hexed him, truly. But here’s the rub, though – Hof’s house burned to ashes on the one-year anniversary of Lamar Odom’s overdose , leading Hof to believe that the Kardashians cursed him. Dennis told TMZ that this time next year, he planned to be on a remote island. We don’t know if he’s kidding or not, but after this kind of scare … we can’t say we’d blame him. Honestly, would you? As of late, the still-alive-for-whatever-reason Lamar isn’t doing so well. One of the prostitutes – Monroe by name – formerly employed at Hof’s Bunny Ranch revealed d etails about Odom’s overdose , and they weren’t pretty. In fact, they went far beyond embarrassing and sad. The sex worker revealed, “No sex occurred while Lamar was at the Love Ranch.” “I took the opportunity to strip him naked and gave him a full body massage.” “I was determined to have my way with his ample-sized penis,” she continued. “But he just couldn’t get it up.” With all the drugs in his system , that’s hardly surprising. The prostitute continued that all he wanted to do was drug and drug and “eat KFC,” and that the only connection they made was an emotional one or … whatever. “Lamar and I made a connection because we both were a little lonely due to recent losses in her lives,” she said. “I’d lost my boyfriend of eight years to a shooting, and he was distraught over his estranged wife, Khloe Kardashian .” Well, girl, you’ll always have KFC. As for the Kardashians hexing Hof’s home … we honestly wouldn’t be too surprised. We know how the K-Klan loves them some New Orleans, and what better place to learn the fine arts of Voodoo and Hoodoo? View Slideshow: Lamar Odom: A Timeline of Tragedy
Keeping up with the health and well-being of Lamar Odom may be the most confusing aspect of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. One second, Odom is struggling to stay sober . The next second, he's on the mend and looking to reconcile with Khloe Kardashian. We guess this is actually sort of normal for someone battling a substance abuse problem. Those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or on E! this Sunday night, however, will see the contrasting side of Odom for themselves. In the following clip, he seems totally out of it. He's eating, he's spilling food on the ground, he's having a conversation with Kris Jenner and with Khloe, but it's like he's barely there. Lamar keeps rubbing his eyes and giving very short answers. On the other hand, he's talking about a training facility that he's planning to attend, one that hosts a number of big-time athletes. It's obviously a positive sign that Odom thinks he can handle that sort of grind… right? “I need to see some consistency and a little effort on Lamar's part,” Khloe tells the camera of her ex-husband, adding: “Going to a basketball camp is a big step and I don't want to set him up for failure.” That's why she doesn't say much in this sneak peek. But Jenner has some questions. And Khloe clearly has some concerns. How can you not after seeing Odom and the way he's acting? Check out the clip for yourself and prepare for a brand-new Keeping Up With the Kardashians Sunday at 9/8c, only on E!
