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Jennifer Lawrence Gets Paid by Dior of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is a bullshit celebrity – who is on the highest paid celebrity list – even though I find her dull – uneventful – barely hot – despite her great tits that were stolen and posted everywhere that finally gave her a little edge in her otherwise vapid, useless, used as a tool to get bigger budget life….you know a sell out before she was even 18…cashing in hard…winning all the awards…designed to bring in attention, talent, fill seats…because HOLLYWOOD knows how dumb people are…and they’ll buy into anything.. Well the Fashion industry follows their lead – and probably paid her 10 million dollars for these garbage pics… We allow this world to fucking happen – we are all a bunch of idiots…some of us, like Jennifer Lawrence just happen to win at it…I think it’s cuz of her tits…it’s always the tits. The post Jennifer Lawrence Gets Paid by Dior of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Retard Faced Nina Agdal Makes Bikini Porn for Instagram of the Day

Nina Agdal is the retard face / head that looks like it should be wearing a bike helmet because it is vulnerable for head injury because it’s fragile and she’s clumsy due to her retardation – but to everyone’s excitement, like most retards, she chronically masturbates, which is nice when it’s on some tight body with fake tits, and far less interesting when it’s on full blown retard… She’s overrated, she’s got an ego, but I know that she knows she’s pulling a scam, that’s why she drinks so much…she knows she’s a fucking lie and the rich guys she dates, who finance her life, because she’s “Nina Agdal” and they have no mind of their own to determine she’s bullshit, they just like that she’s in magazines, sometimes…it’s good for arm candy at rich people events… But she’s got an insane body, and I guess that’s worth the day rate she charges for sex…. She’s also in Cosmo porn for girls. – but who cares about her mainstream media coverage, it just gets in the way of her straight up producing content for her male fans to jerk off to…it makes her feel relevant…especailly amongst the rich guys she prostitutes her immigrant self to for the good life – that allows her to be in a bikini by the pool every fucking day of her life – when she only books 2 campaigns a year – if that. Garbage I’d like to dumpster dive because her trashcan pussy is probably pretty fucking great…it’s gotta be…. The post Retard Faced Nina Agdal Makes Bikini Porn for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence on Fat Amy’s Diet of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is overrated and creepy as fuck… She’s overpaid yet she complains about it and blames feminism because actors in the game longer than her get paid more…. Not only is she unappreciative of the work she does get, she doesn’t realize that she’s a fucking scam, that she’s just the puppet the execs decided to use to play the “natural talented, brilliant actress” that they can condition, put in good roles and use as a leading lady…there’s a conspiracy behind her success, I don’t know what they hell it is, or why things went right for her, but I know there’s something behind the scenes going on… While there’s somethings going on in front of the scenes also, and that is that she’s getting fat, those great tits from her sexting look like they are droopy and sad fat chick tits, she looks short and stocky and thick, even dumpy…I’ll blame her friend, and leech trying to use her, Fat Amy Schumer and her diet advice or her proof that body positive movement means you can be fat and still get by….why else would she be this big…as a puppet she’s taking direction from the wrong person….or maybe she’s rebelling…as these people who don’t have an grasp of reality always do when they get too rich an famous and all the roles they want in an industry where most people starve a little, it’s been an all you can eat buffet for this one..and I think it’s showing in her wedding guest dress…garbage… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence on Fat Amy’s Diet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is Jennifer Lawrence Wearing Her Bra on the Outside?

Jennifer Lawrence is always a stunner, no matter where she goes or what she wears, and while I love what she has on in these pictures, I have to ask—is her bra on the outside of her dress? … read more

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Jennifer Lawrence Gets Photoshopped By the Internet, Hilarity Ensues

We've seen minor controversies regarding Jennifer Lawrence and Photoshop in the past. (We've also seen MAJOR controversies surrounding non -photoshopped pics of Jennifer Lawrence, but let's leave the Fappening  in the past.) In fact, most stories about celebs and Photoshop involve some sort of outrage, so let's just sit back and appreciate the fact that some folks on Reddit and Twitter took a pic of J-Law getting startled by a tape measure and decided to use the power of re-touching for good instead cellulite-erasing. They've given us the sight of Jen sucking at Jenga, clearing a massive bong hit, and fighting Agent Smith from The Matrix , and for that, we thank them. Enjoy! 1. Jennifer Lawrence and a Tape Measure Jennifer Lawrence got startled by a tape measure. The Internet did what it does and ‘shopped the pic into comic gold. 2. Jen-Travolta We don’t blame Jen for looking frightened here. Let’s just be glad this pic is fake. 3. Jen Uses the Force Hopefully J-Law will be cast in the next Star Wars film. We’d cll her character Qui-Gonn Jen. 4. Jen Plays Jenga Maybe Jenga isn’t Jen’s strong suit. In fairness, playing it outside is just asking for a slight breeze to come along and ruin your day. 5. Jennifer Lawrence: Berry Frightened Jen does some produce shopping. We’ve never seen anyone look at a berry quite like that. 6. Jen on the French Horn Jen tries out for the school band. Maybe people play French horn after they graduate, but we doubt it. View Slideshow

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Jennifer Lawrence Being Spanked in the Bahamas of the Day

I am still taking in these Jennifer Lawrence pictures of her in a bikini. Not because she’s amazing in a bikini, but because she’s so fucking average, yet so fucking famous…in one of these deals with the devil that doesn’t really make sense to me, but I guess I’m not a Hollywood producer, or casting director…that found my golden ticket and put all my resources and connections into her…. She’s like one of those apps you find out is a billion dollar app because all these billionaire put money into it and marketed it…even though it’s a shitty fucking app…but the female award winning actor version…makes no sense.. But her nudes were pretty solid, let’s get more of those… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence Being Spanked in the Bahamas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence decided to finally bring it…you know tap into what she is best known for…getting half naked on the internet… I know people are distracted by the constant blockbuster movies she’s in, the constant Oscar nominations, the celebrity…the insane delusional commentary about pay equity and the awkward stumbling, scene causing, super famous but perfectly fucking average super star. Spitting out water with big tits in a bikini is a solid reminder of the glory days of celebrity blogging…back when it mattered…before social Media made it irrelevant… I don’t give a fuck about Jennifer Lawrence but bikinis are bikinis…and at least it’s not her BFF Amy Schumer…because that would be fucking terrifying…. But not as Terrifying as this being the biggest story of the day…..other than Kim Kardashian who is more famous than Jennifer Lawrence, probably makes more money than Jennifer Lawrence, and is unfortunately less dumpy than Jennifer Lawrence…which annoys me because I expect hotter bodies out of the really fucking famous top tier A Listers… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ten-Year Anniversary: Johnny Bananas Reflects On His Decade With MTV

Johnny Bananas reflects on his ten-year anniversary with MTV.

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Looking Back At Jennifer Lawrence’s First Oscars Red Carpet Dress

Jennifer Lawrence’s custom Calvin Klein dress introduced the world to the actress — and her iconic style.

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Pam Anderson for a Sci-Fi Short of the Day

Pam Anderson is in this groundbreaking role in a youtube video, because she’s not done yet, she’s still got more to give to the entertainment industry, and lucrative roles are falling into her lap like this Sci/fi for youtube… I guess we are in the era of self produced movies, which is probably a good thing if you’re someone who can’t sell a script for the life of you, or don’t want to sell a script for the life of you, because you are an artist and visionary in your mind, or you have financing from VICE / FOX / MTV and can put it together without the whole Hollywood machine…by putting it up to youtube. It’s pretty exciting stuff, because fuck Hollywood. So to some, Pam Anderson is not dead…or maybe she is, but makes a perfect futuristic soul cycle teacher… Here’s the premise: Connected, by Luke Gilford, is a portrait of a woman grappling with aging, self-perception, and transformation in a technologically optimized world. Jackie (Pamela Anderson) is a burnt-out AuraCycle instructor in the midst of a midlife crisis. She’s obsessed with self-improvement podcasts (voiced by Jane Fonda), and she is soon drawn to an advanced yet enigmatic wellness spa that promises to enhance her mind, body and soul. Guided by her effortless and nubile mentor, Luna (Dree Hemingway), Jackie will give up anything to feel “connected” — to herself, to the future, and to a precarious sense of perfection. She beat Hepatitis…and deserves to be celebrated….with her clown tits… The post Pam Anderson for a Sci-Fi Short of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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