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Kaley Cuoco’s Tan Lines and Butt Shot of the Day

Kaley Cuoco rockin’ a tan line for Shape Magazine in a behind the scenes photo that doesn’t matter, unless you’re into tan lines..which apparently people are…because I’ve know strippers, so many strippers, through many decades of my life, so that I’ve got a good sense of what they think looks hot enough under the black lights to land a lap dance, and the one constant, other than herpes and the dream a prince charming will come in and save them is tan lines…I guess because it’s like naked but with underwear…without underwear getting in the way…to really accentuate the genital region..with a “I hang out at the beach because I am healthy”…despite it being a “I hang out in a tanning bed in underwear because the place I go is sketchy and I’d hate to put my bare ass on it, which is saying a lot because i’m a stripper and I put my bare ass on everything for 10 dollars a song”… Only unlike a stripper, Kaley Cuoco is a huge, definitely overrated, but cast on the right show, TV star making 100s of millions of dollars, something that is pretty nuts, until she brings the down to earth, look “I’m just like you” sexts and weird squats, in a not taking herself too seriously, because she doesn’t have to, she’s rich…kind of way.. The post Kaley Cuoco’s Tan Lines and Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabeli Fontana for Maxim of the Day

Isabeli Fontana is in Maxim, despite being 100 years old…is still amazing. She’s one of the first Brazlian models abducted by the team at Victoria’s Secret, offering her the dream they sell these people with, that actually end up working out for most of them… She’s also one of the last underage girls to pose in her underwear for Victoria’s Secret because they abducted her when she was 16…. She’s done all kinds of modeling, all while being busty, which is a good thing because we like tits.. She’s also got kids, she’s been married a few times to rich guys, she was recently engaged to one of Bob Marley’s many sons until recently, and now she’s doing Maxim…all busty…which is a good thing because we like tits… The previous owners of Maxim were a bunch of lawyer assholes who emailed me everytime I’d post their picture, even when the pics were found on instagram, but they apparently sold their pile of shit, relevant in the 90s, magazine to some young Texan rich dude in his 30s, so let’s hope he’s not as fucking lame and useless as them, which based on the pics he’s pulled together since buying the magazine,using real models and photographers, he’s not… The post Isabeli Fontana for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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