The good thing about LeAnn Rimes is that she exploited religion, pretending to be a good Christian to make a hell of a lot of money…before getting implants, breaking up marriages, and spending the rest of her life feeding her nymphomanic pussy….while counting her money…the same money I’d love to fuck out of her rich, exploiting religion by pretending to be a good wholesome country Christian, pussy…. She’s on the beach in Maui…Here are her tits…
This week on the LeAnn Rimes Twitter watch, the outspoken country star is shooting down rumors that she is expecting her first child with husband Eddie Cibrian. She’s not, and they’re not even trying, thankyouverymuch. Often seen toting around Cibrian’s sons Jake and Mason from his previous marriage to Brandi Glanville , the couple were married in April – but don’t look for them to grow the family with a baby of their own anytime soon. Says Rimes on Twitter: “I’ve never even tried so please stop discussing my ovaries LOL,” she said . “Unfortunately it’s beyond not true & not something I feel people should throw around.” “Cause it takes some couples a long time to conceive & some never can. The rumors don’t offend me, I just think its crazy that people up make articles out of nonsense, so when it comes to me and all the speculation I have to laugh :)” Hard to argue with her there. We’re just glad she, Eddie and Brandi are on relatively good terms … at least for the time being. This minute. That situation is combustible. [Photo: WENN.com]
I like doughy, estrogen filled women as much as the next guy, it’s all womanly and reminds you of your mom, you know with those birthing hips….but there’s something real fucking magican about rock hard bodies and implants, especially when bouning on your tits….their pussies are just tighter….there’s also something amazing about bitches who are marketed as wholesome christians to the christians…but who really are just horny as fuck home wreckers who don’t give a fuck about their fans…cuz they already made stupid money and can afford to spend their days fucking….or hanging in white bikinis ready to fuck…I mean this LeAnn Rimes is a porno career waiting to happen. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
If you are able to jerk off to these pics you are a strange mother fucker who can pretty much jerk off to anything…that makes you real easy to please or a scary sexual deviant who needs to be locked the fuck up cuz you won’t be able to control yourself when something moderately hot comes your way….I don’t even thing you need for the pics to be of a chick…you just need to see skin….unfortunately, I’m not easy to please…the only thing good about LeAnn Rimes is that she proved her Christian girl wholesome marketing campaign was just that….a load of shit middle america bought into…because nothing you see on TV is real asshole. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Sometimes when I’m feeling uninspired, I look up pictures of LeAnn Rimes and remember that just a few years ago she was a Jesus loving, country girl married to a gay dude, making millions a year, selling out shows to fans, before deciding to break up a marriage, develop a sex addiction, buy some new titties, and essentially live life looking like a crackwhore who sold her soul a few years earlier while sucking the devil’s dick..if you know what I mean… Sure she’s still rich, royalty checks are still pouring in, her fan base still love her, cuz they are too stupid to grasp that she’s gone hollywood slut, eaten up by the big city, while being eaten out by as many people as possible…. I just wish shit was on video. Here she is street walkin’ like she wishes she could be doing if only she didn’t have all that money in the bank…you know cuz she’s the polar oppposite of a whore wanting to be a singer….
At least she’s honest about it. On The Ellen DeGeneres Show Thursday, LeAnn Rimes spoke about the controversy she generated when she began her infamous affair with Eddie Cibrian. “It could’ve been handled a lot better,” she says of her conduct. “Maybe we both didn’t have the tools at the time to do it properly,” she says. “But I’ve learned a lot. Sometimes you just want to scream. But you don’t.” “We’ve learned to let it go and laugh at it at the end of the day.” They did get married in the end, so … there’s that. The two were, of course, married to other people when they began dating – Rimes to Dean Sheremet and Cibrian to Brandi Glanville . But the past is the past. LeAnn Rimes’ weight also came up on the broadcast, with the singer calling fans’ criticism of her slender frame disrespectful and likening it to bullying.
LeAnn Rimes makes me laugh because she was marketed as this wholesome religious country music icon….who the crazy Christians supported and bought her albums for their sheltered homeschool kids…and now she’s a hooker looking stripper tranny….and instead of living a fake morally valuable life like a good Christian…she’s got fake tits. Here are her nipples….this is weirdness.
If you follow LeAnn Rimes’ twitter as religiously as I do…then you will have no idea that LeAnn Rimes has become a bikini model for a bikini company who you’ve probably never heard of but who was smart enough to stroke LeAnn Rimes ego hard enough to make her feel like she’s hot and getting value out of her eating disorder and fake tits…all while cashing in on people talking about the shit making the bikini company a household name…genius marketing maybe but I’m just posting it to show girls out there that starving yourself can lead to you getting modeling jobs too…cuz eating disorders are the answer and like porn to me…cuz my wife’s on the other spectrum of eating disorder and there’s nothing good about that….and a lot good about this…enjoy…
On July 3rd – LeAnn “The Ex-Christian Con Artist Homewrecking Nympho” Rimes posted some bikini pictures to the caption “Curves- They are There”….I guess in reference to her anorexia allowing her to still keep an ass cheek or two and a show off a set of implants…not that I’m complaining…cuz I like skinny bitches, just usually prefer when their heads are proportionate…cuz the thought of fucking a bobble head, cartoon character as her boney hips bush up against me, just fucks with my paranoid schizophrenia…”They are coming for me…everyone take cover in the nearest country singer, all american lie who made millions”…. These are those bikini pictures she posted that I speak of… cuz I give into bullshit publicity stuntin’ when it involes being a half naked whore who once played a wholesome virgin before telling the world to fuck off and let her live her whore life…cuz it’s her pussy and shit needs to get fucked…
When surfing LeAnn Rimes’ twitter, as I often find myself doing, you know cuz LeAnn Rimes is my inspiration…..mainly cuz I was looking for these bikini pics I was told about, I was surprised to see that she only had 100,000 followers, I mean shit, maybe it’s me, but I thought LeAnn Rimes was a big deal…she’s in the tabloids, she tweets like a fool, she posts slutty pictures of herself since she’s a new found slut…and I guess it is all because she’s went against the Jesus grain, homewrecked and got implants, alienating her core audience, and choosing her pussy cumming over her career and money, even though she coulda made her pussy cum without going public, and that honest Christian girl shit is kinda a waste of time, when the rest of the bitch looks like a metch addict porn star…. Not that it really matters, but she got a gig promoting bathing suits, and here she is sharing it with her twitter crew/the world….and I’m down with bikinis no matter what they are on…so here’s the twitter pic…slut
