My favorite thing about LeeAnn Rimes is that she represents all that is wrong with America. From pretending to be a fucking Christian, all wholesome and shit, for her fans and for serious money….a pretty un-Christian thing, to homewrecking, whoring out, getting implants, a very un-Christian thing….only to be forgiven by her Christian fans, who think she just went off course and justify it accordingly….allowing her to continue to make stupid money….all while being a fucking stripper….who posts bikini pics to twitter….Her scam is Awesome……
My favorite thing about LeeAnn Rimes is that she represents all that is wrong with America. From pretending to be a fucking Christian, all wholesome and shit, for her fans and for serious money….a pretty un-Christian thing, to homewrecking, whoring out, getting implants, a very un-Christian thing….only to be forgiven by her Christian fans, who think she just went off course and justify it accordingly….allowing her to continue to make stupid money….all while being a fucking stripper….who posts bikini pics to twitter….Her scam is Awesome……
LeAnn Rime on her romantic getaway….with the husband she stole from another woman…you know fucking the Jesus off his dick with her strongman vagina muscles while flexing the rest of her assless muscles….because Christians who denounce christianity are fucking weird…like this tormented Jesus girl I used to fuck…who could only cum if we played church music and I dressed like the virgin mary….good thing making girls cum has never been my thing…cuz after doing it once…I had enough with her mentally abused, brainwashed, weirdness….something LeAnn Rimes husband probably can’t keep up with but sure as hell tries….nymphos making up for lost time are stressful as hell for dudes you know….we aren’t fucking machines….literally. h TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
LeAnn Rimes, country star and wife of Eddie Cibrian, is reportedly mulling a tell-all book in which she speaks candidly about romance, marriage and divorce. The 29-year-old has been a celebrity gossip staple since her affair with now-husband Eddie Cibrian – a tryst that broke up both of their marriages at the time. Rimes and Cibrian first fell in love in 2009 on the set of the Lifetime’s Northern Lights . After a scrutinized courtship, LeAnn and Eddie married last April. Rimes’ rep is ” putting out feelers ” to find the right person to help write her autobiography and “tell LeAnn’s side of the story in her own voice.” How juicy will it be? A publishing source says she “wants it to be a very honest book so she can speak directly to her fans and tell her side of the story.” “She’s been through a lot of changes over the past few years,” the insider adds, “and this is LeAnn’s chance to speak candidly to her fans.” Also planning to write a book? Cibrian’s ex-wife Brandi Glanville . The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star tweeted last month that her story “has been a long time coming [and it’s] about surviving divorce.” Will both ladies take the literary high road? Or would this reignite what has been an ongoing, intermittent feud for years? We’ll have to stay tuned. [Photo: WENN.com]
Her caption: Fun at the Super Bowl This is probably the first time she’s referred to a bowl being super and didn’t mean because it was filled will butter, or chocolate, or deep fried anything..you know or that the bowl itself was so big if felt like it never ended, allowing her to be the pig at the trough she obviously is….but the good thing about pigs is that they have a set of super bowls of their fucking own….and by bowls I mean her pregnant milk filled mom tits…..
Here are some LeAnn Rimes tight ass in a bikini because being in a bikini is what she fucking does…she threw that good Christian shit out a while ago when she decided to turn on her fans, turn on her career, be satisfied with her money and started tempting married men into fucking her…only to become a sex addict home wrecker with implants…only to be criticized for being skinny, even though skinny is amazing and the real disgusting about her is her fucking face…and that’s all I have to say about that.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Heather Marks is some Canadian fashion model who has been around a while and who is likely very high paid….cuz she’s at the top of her game….she even did the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2006….and everyone knows Victoria’s Secret is the voice of what is popular in fashion models…. Despite being one of the biggest fashion sites on the internet, with my finger on the cusp of all things fashion, I’ve only done one post on her and it was for some shitty lingerie shoot ….even though I know she’s probably posed nude, topless or whatever cuz that’s what it takes to make it….a willingness to be a whore masked as a bitch who will sacrifice her body for the art…or some pretentious shit…. So I figured I’d put up this Disney themed shoot, cuz she’s showing some nipple, and for those of you pedophiles or disney fetishists cuz it’s not gay to wanna fuck a mascot mouse even if he’s supposed to be male…cuz mascot mouses have no gender, I figured you could jerk off to this shit… Here’s a shitty close up of some nipple…..
I don’t really bother with these UK topless models…who they refer to as “Glamour Models” cuz it sounds better than attention seeking slut with big tits they are willing to show, big hair, big tan, who looks like Jersey Shore, in sex store clothes, hanging with cheesy guys with shitty haircuts, shitty graphic tees, tight jeans and expensive cars…it even sounds better than slut, whore, sex worker…it’s like how tricks refer to themselves as “Escorts”….instead of bitch who takes it up the ass for 200 bucks…. But I should…cuz they get topless and represent eveything that is right in the world…seriously.
You know what I like….model pussy….mainly cuz I’m married to a fat chick and models aren’t fat…but also because they get paid stupid money to pose for stupid companies and have some hierarchy within them in regards to who is a top model and who isn’t…having these idiot stylists fighting to book one specific bitch…when the world is filled with even hotter bitches….but also because they are willing to get naked for fashion….and that’s important…cuz otherwise fashion would just be about clothes and clothes are wrong… I’ve seen models in person, they are average at best if you can see past how freakishly tall they are in person….but I camera….they look good…especially when naked or half naked…cuz really for that kind of money that they get paid….I appreciate seeing them degrade themselves a little…or at least share their nipples a bit for it…cuz being naked is a good thing, it’s not cheap or humiliating….even if other jealous bitches think it is…and I like staring….
LeAnn Rimes may have a shitty face…she may have a shitty round implants…She may be so skinny that her ass looks flat, lacks the same roundness her titties have…..it may just be sort of hanging their off the bones like a pile of loose skin…but never too skinny for me….cuz I hate fat chicks…..but you gotta give it to her… she’s sure turned herself around….from being the wholesome country bumpkin you’d assume was into God and the Church for her Christian fans that make her money cuz she’s safe….to this sexed up nympho homewrecking slut with a possible drug addiction in a thong bikini on the beach…and if that’s not magical…despite how angry it may make God cuz she lied….or maybe cuz God is a lie….I love it…and by love it…I mean…wouldn’t mind wearing her legs as a scarf and her pussy as a gas mask….cuz that’s just the kind of guy I am…always full of smut….ready for smut…creepily obsessed with smut….Good times.
