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Rihanna’s Awesome See Through Top of the Day

I get so much hate mail for constantly posting pics of attention seeker Rihanna. It’s like people fucking hate this bitch, but not me, I think she’s pretty fucking perfect. You see she’s a nice mix of excessive trashy thanks to growing up ghetto in the Islands before being designed and crafted to be a puppet that reaches millions every fucking day…a task that is surely going to break her the fuck down eventually, and even now these little episodes, whether getting with woman beating men…who aren’t just rumoured women beaters…but dudes who have beat her…or whether it is getting half naked as often as possible because you can only assume she realizes she’s traded in her fucking soul for this life…so they might as well take her body too. Not to mention, she’s got a lot of fans, some of which are hot babes, who will start dressing like this when they leave the house, because that’s how drone behavior works, and you know what, I dig it… She’s falling off hard…but she’s falling off right..and she still sells millions of records and sells out concerts…so it’s a fucking win….until she Amy Winehouses herself…but it was a good run. I’m a fan. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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MarisaDD is the DSFCam Girl of the Day

Her name is MarisaDD , I am going to assume that is not her real name, but her DDs ar as fucking real as can be…and fucking incredible…I’ve had DDs a few times, and they’ve always inspired me to be a better man… She’s one of the models to stare at and fall in love with or at least watch like the pervert you are from behind your computer screen writing her sweet nothings…all from the comfort of your own home, without actually having to leave the house and interact with real people, cuz real people have germs, and let’s be real here, even if you did go out of the house, you’d never have the chance to talk to anything as lovely as MarisaDD…. TO SEE HER PLAYING WITH HER BOOBS AND FLASHING HER BOX (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK OR YOU CAN WATCH HER ON CAM (NSFW) FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Girl Tries to Kill Herself Badly of the Day

This is a horrible way to kill yourself….I think she’s most likely just high and fucking with traffic for some kind of rush…more than actually trying to kill herself…because if this is a suicide attempt, she deserves to die for being so stupid and such a fucking failure and properly executing it. Not that I like kids to die, even if they are annoying as fuck, but I just hate seeing people fail at what they put their mind to, especially when it inconveniences other people… You see if I was driving, I woulda thrown the car in reverse and given her what she pretended she wanted….but I’m into giving….some would call me a modern day mother teresa…

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Ariana Grande’s Ass Cleavage Shorts for Instagram of the Day

These shorts are everywhere….every time I leave the house….as cleavage is the new tit cleavage and as awkward as it is seeing it on 14 year olds, even if 14 is the new 23 thanks to the hormones in the food, their annoying tween chirping makes it a fail, even when knowing by the time they are 18, those curves are going to probably be just fat… I don’t know who Ariana Grande, but she’s got fans, is on TV, is over 18, and is into showing off her new shorts, a harmless activity, that I am sure so many people have already masturbated to today, because that’s what she’s going for, she just doesn’t want the media to call her out on it. After much reflection – this picture is awesome.

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Ariana Grande’s Ass Cleavage Shorts for Instagram of the Day

These shorts are everywhere….every time I leave the house….as cleavage is the new tit cleavage and as awkward as it is seeing it on 14 year olds, even if 14 is the new 23 thanks to the hormones in the food, their annoying tween chirping makes it a fail, even when knowing by the time they are 18, those curves are going to probably be just fat… I don’t know who Ariana Grande, but she’s got fans, is on TV, is over 18, and is into showing off her new shorts, a harmless activity, that I am sure so many people have already masturbated to today, because that’s what she’s going for, she just doesn’t want the media to call her out on it. After much reflection – this picture is awesome.

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I am not Katherine Webb’s Stalker but He is Awesome of the Day

Despite popular belief, I am not the stalker on set of her new show, that is actually her only show, because she’s only existed in the public eye for the last few weeks, from losing Beauty Pageants to being on the worst show ever….cuz I don’t leave the house…. But as a voyeur, I totally get where this guy is coming from, and if I was still into leaving the house, and if I still had the ability to climb fire escapes, I’d be right there doing the same hustle…. I mean dude brought binoculars to the stare at her through a fence on set…that’s some real commitment…not a…”hey just walking by” thing…and I think dude’s awesome….probably more awesome that this shitty fucking diving show.

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Rhian Sugden With Clothes Is Not The Same

Here is sexy British glamour model Rhian Sugden at the Merabi Couture Launch Party. I’m not used to seeing her all dressed up, and frankly I don’t think it’s the right look for her. Rhian shouldn’t leave the house unless she’s dressed like this or this. Otherwise, I’m just wasting my time putting up some generic blond on the site.

Casey Anthony: Out of Hiding, Back on the Run!

Casey Anthony had been hiding out in South Florida area, but had to leave at some point last week after being outed and fearing for her safety. As a result, she is once again on the move, according to reports. Anthony has been in hiding in Florida, where she must remain due to her probation, since she was acquitted of murdering her daughter last July. She has recently been more making forays back out in to the public, albeit virtually unrecognizably due to the amount of weight she has gained. Having been served with a subpoena recently in the defamation suit filed by Zenaida Gonzalez, Anthony has been forced to find new digs. Gonzalez is suing after Anthony told the cops that a woman with a similar name to Gonzalez’s – Zanny the Nanny – had kidnapped Caylee. The private investigators were attempting to serve her with a subpoena to appear at the trial, which is expected to begin in January 2013. “Casey had been venturing out at night and the investigators had been tipped off by people that had seen her,” said a source close to her. “Casey is a smart girl and quickly determined that she had been found and refused to leave the house or accept service of the subpoena.” “The P.I.s weren’t stalking her, they just wanted to serve her and move on.” Anthony’s lawyers soon accepted the subpoena on her behalf. “Casey was extremely upset that she had been found because she had settled into a routine and felt safe in South Florida,” the source adds. “Her lawyer advised her that she needed to move for her own safety, though; Casey is hopeful that this will be the final move before her probation ends.” At which point, it’s Costa Rica time … hopefully forever.

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Size Queen Charlize Theron Is All About That Long Schlong, Tells Michael Fassbender “I’ll Work With Your Package Anytime”

We shouldn’t even be surprised… This guy is a habitual swirler! Charlize “ Cobwebs On That Kitty ” Theron is can’t stop gushing about how large and in charger her co-star Michael Fassbender is! According to E!News reports : Charlize Theron may be in baby bliss, but at last night’s Human Rights Campaign gala, the gorgeous actress had one thing on her mind—Michael Fassbender’s man-parts! While accepting her Ally for Equality Award from Fassbender, Theron couldn’t help but gush over her Prometheus costar’s very impressive manhood… Referencing Fassbender’s full-frontal work in Shame, Theron quipped, “I have to say that I was truly impressed that you chose to play it big. Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. No, I know because I’ve worked with them.” The Oscar-winner didn’t stop there. “Your peen was a revelation,” she said to the howling audience. “I’m available to work with it any time.” On a far more serious note, Theron was honored during the gala for her advocacy work with the LGBT community. “Marriage equality is about more than just marriage,” she said in her acceptance speech. “It’s about something greater. It’s about acceptance…I will always be your cheerleader and I will always be your friend. As for her newly adopted son Jackson, the 36-year-old gushed to E!, “He’s doing great. Its very hard for me to leave the house now so you know how important this is because I was like standing at the door going, ‘Ah, this is so hard!’” Hit the flip for photos of Fassbender with ex swirly boo Zoe Kravitz and new swirly boo Nicole Beharie.

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Enya Bakunova Vintage Erotic Lookin’ For Elle Russia of the Day

There is nipple behind all that communist propoganda! Her name is Enya, she’s a model I want to fuck, but that’s not saying much, cuz I only want to fuck models, and the fact she has a modeling contract, makes her a prime candidate for me wanting to fuck her….but it’s still saying something…and that something is that these pictures are hot….but I may just be saying that cuz they remind me of 60s erotica I once found in the wall of a house when doing construction….it was in a little tin box and contained a bunch of these faded polaroid pics and bunch of seedy love letters and even some tufts of pubic hair wrapped in yellow kleenex….a tin box that I spent a better part of a month jerking off to….I’m a romantic like that.

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