I am pretty amazed that anyone cares about Rennee Zellweger’s face modification procedures that have made her more human-like. If anything we should be celebrating the fact that she has eyes….This picture has gone viral and people everywhere are talking about how different she looks…or how she terrorized her face, when I don’t see much of a difference, because all I see is wrinkles, and wrinkles are my sign to stop lookin’….I just know that this is better than the alien inbred that was…. I was never clear on how she got cast for anything other than the inbred, monster in a horror movie. There have been times that she was the leading lady ore even the love interet and that’s just twisted as fuck…especially when thinking about the old her and wondering why she would ever leave the house without a mask… So I think whatever is going on here – is a good thing…but at the same time…who gives a fuck…where are the spread asshole pics.
#456970466 / gettyimages.com So here’s Elle Fanning at some event – wearing a crop top, bikini top, possibly inappropriate top at some event… I mean I wouldn’t want my 16 year old daughter dressed like this, especially with all the perverts out there….. Maybe it’s just fashion, maybe this is the style, maybe it is perverted of you to sexualize a girl for showing off her stomach dressed cute at an event… The fact is that these underage girls are trouble, social media and the internet makes them terrorists in their own right, because they can post bikini pics all day and have you not have nay fucking clue…because their parents aren’t around to police them… I mean I leave the house, I see the shorts these girls wear…and I’m a desensitized impotent asshole who like weathered girls in their late 20s…and I find it inappropriate…so to some pervert freak like you – it must be torture to leave your house… Either way, here’s some Elle Fanning at an event. #456970184 / gettyimages.com #456970192 / gettyimages.com #456961322 / gettyimages.com
Her name is Chanel Iman, she’s some Victoria’s Secret affirmative action model, you know the black one to replace Tyra, since they haven’t really had a famous black one since Tyra, and black people wear Victoria’s Secret, probably just as much as white girls, at least according to my snap chat, because a black girl sent me 10 snap chats of her trying on bras at Victoria’s Secret, and like lazy perverts everywhere, I can’t see much more accurate research than snap chat… Either way, she’s jumped on the “hey I’m a model and I hate posting selfies, let’s find a practical application to my otherwise vapid life, oh I know, workout videos”…bandwagon on instagram….and it turns out, i like watching her workout…
Afra…which I assume is not her real name, is one of the American Apparel hipster recruits pre-Dov Charney, the founder and creative mind behind it, got fired…for being a pervert… The interesting thing in all this is that he is no longer needed to head the band, everyone in the world is wearing their clothes and taking pics in their style, and more importantly showing their nipples on the street. It has been a hugely influential brand, that is the Gap of the youth generation of today, and is not going anywhere, because this is how I assume take pics of themselves for their instagram without the need of some creeper in his 40s to coax them…. His job is done, his impact and legacy left behind in nipples we would normally never see, lightening up the entire world…and that’s pretty impressive… Most perverts I know just sit at home and masturbate all day, few hire and fuck and photograph their half naked staff…pretty good hustle he had… Here’s Afra…in a tribute series to Dov Charney that starts now, but continues every time I leave the house.
Miley Cyrus is kind of interesting. I know you’re probably laughing at that statement because she’s anything but interesting. You know just identity crisis making lots of money for herself and lots of people….but I see her as more of a lab rat in an aquarium science experiment of what happens when you exploit your children to Disney and force them to be alienated from society, exposed only to industry people and the internet throughout her formative years…unable to leave the house for an ice cream or to play in the park… totally alone with no one who really understands her or her situation….only to break through with some weirdo exhibitonist clown act, where she jacks her outfit up her vag night after night, and in her downtime gets high and produces creepy, weird, unstable videos you’d think she’d keep to herself…because they are neither flattering, awesome, or good for anything or anyone…yet she posts them and the whole thing is as messy as what I imagine is going on in her head…and the only thing you can blame is her stripper groupie mom and one hit wonder dad for taking her inbred ass out of the countryside and throwing her into this life…. I mean this is text book behavior for another overdose…and premature inbred heart disease death… And I guess the real question in all this insanity is how dead would Miley need to be to be too dead to have sex with? Keep in mind you can weekend at Bernie’s her and take her to Hot Yoga or a Day spa to loosen her up….you sick fuck… Either way, she’s just getting fucked up and having fun and there’s no harm in that, it’s just weird to watch….real fucking weird…
Miley Cyrus is kind of interesting. I know you’re probably laughing at that statement because she’s anything but interesting. You know just identity crisis making lots of money for herself and lots of people….but I see her as more of a lab rat in an aquarium science experiment of what happens when you exploit your children to Disney and force them to be alienated from society, exposed only to industry people and the internet throughout her formative years…unable to leave the house for an ice cream or to play in the park… totally alone with no one who really understands her or her situation….only to break through with some weirdo exhibitonist clown act, where she jacks her outfit up her vag night after night, and in her downtime gets high and produces creepy, weird, unstable videos you’d think she’d keep to herself…because they are neither flattering, awesome, or good for anything or anyone…yet she posts them and the whole thing is as messy as what I imagine is going on in her head…and the only thing you can blame is her stripper groupie mom and one hit wonder dad for taking her inbred ass out of the countryside and throwing her into this life…. I mean this is text book behavior for another overdose…and premature inbred heart disease death… And I guess the real question in all this insanity is how dead would Miley need to be to be too dead to have sex with? Keep in mind you can weekend at Bernie’s her and take her to Hot Yoga or a Day spa to loosen her up….you sick fuck… Either way, she’s just getting fucked up and having fun and there’s no harm in that, it’s just weird to watch….real fucking weird…
OK, sure, that’s a pretty bad joke, but it’s got nothing on this terrible outfit Heather Graham wore to the Tribeca Film Festival for the premiere of some movie called Goodbye To All That . I mean, where’s her trademark cougar cleavage ? See, this is what happens when you get too famous and you’re surrounded by nothing but yes men who won’t tell you when you’re about to make a huge mistake, like not dropping any cleavage for a movie premiere. Which is why Heather needs to hire me as her red carpet wardrobe consultant. I promise I’d never let her leave the house in something like this. Although if I had my way, we’d never leave the bedroom either. » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com
Big news for Drew Barrymore. Drew Barrymore To Have Baby Girl Drew’s family just got a little bit bigger. According to US Weekly: It will be a second baby girl for Drew Barrymore! The 38-year-old pregnant actress quietly revealed the happy news while being honored at the 2013 Beauty Inc Awards in NYC on Wednesday, Dec. 11. (A rep for the actress also confirmed the baby’s gender to Us.) Barrymore, already mom to baby Olive, 14 months, was honored with the “Newcomer of the Year: Mass” award for her Walmart beauty brand FLOWER. The honor was presented by Beauty Inc., a Women’s Wear Daily special-issue magazine. “Thank you to WWD Beauty Inc for awarding FLOWER Beauty,” Barrymore said to the crowd during her acceptance speech. “I am so proud to accept this in celebration of women, including my daughter and my future daughter.” Barrymore’s FLOWER cosmetics launched in January 2013. “I have grown up in a make-up chair. I loved watching women in this aspirational environment,” the star continued. “It was and always will be important to me to send messages of empowerment. And on a business level, I wanted to give women the finest formulas. They deserve to have that level of quality, and I wanted to be the brand that delivers that to them.” During the event, Barrymore showed off her growing baby bump in a Helmut Lang blazer and pants, a Ted Baker top, and Alice and Olivia shoes with a simple clutch. Barrymore was joined by her husband Will Kopelman, 36, her sister-in-law Jill Kopelman and her in-laws Coco and Arie Kopelman. Her father-in-law, the former chairman of Chanel, also referred to Barrymore’s second baby girl as “Chanel No. 5″ because she will be the fifth grandchild in the family. Us Weekly exclusively confirmed in early November that Barrymore and her husband were expecting a second baby together. Congrats again.
Toya is a free woman. Toya Speaks After Arrest Wonder what the first order of business will be for the ex-jailbird. According to TMZ: Toya Wright says her stint in jail was one of the worst experiences of her entire life … claiming she’s emotionally scarred … even though she spent less than 24 hours behind bars. As we previously reported, Wright — Lil Wayne’s ex-wife/baby mama — was locked up in Georgia yesterday after cops discovered a warrant out for her arrest during a routine traffic stop. Toya tells us the whole thing stemmed from a speeding ticket that “slipped through the cracks.” But Toya, who appeared on the reality show “Tiny and Toya” — is adamant she will never go back to jail because she’s so traumatized by the things she saw on the inside. Toya wouldn’t get into specifics … but says her fellow inmates were treated “inhumanely.” “I wouldn’t wish jail time for my worst enemy,” Toya says … adding, “What I witnessed was so bad that I don’t even want to leave the house right now.” Toya says she’s even considering turning the experience into a positive by working as an “advocate of better treatment for prisoners.” As for the speeding ticket, Toya says, “Please believe I’m working on lightening up my lead foot.” All this drama over a ticket though?
So Christina Aguilera is trying on some high concept music, you know the kind of shit that reaches a whole new crowd, that huge and loyal hispanic market, who historically have no taste. So she’s singing in with some dude named Alejandro Fernandez, in what may be a great Love song that the hispanic fire appreciate because it reminds them of some shitty soap opera… He is clearly a hero in his country because his video has millions of views and has only been up for a few days…views Aguilera wants for herself now that America has turned their back on her due to her obesity…not that Obesity stops much in America…not even Kate Upton. The fun starts 2 minutes in when she’s in a bra and a high waisted skirt to hide her broken down mom who likes to eat cake…so much cake…stomach. This is what I think about Christina Aguilera in a bra…shit’s like getting electrocuted crossing the street when you’re just minding your own business cuz God is clearly against you…only with more cleavage…
