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Julianne Hough Wearing A Doily

There should be a law that Julianne Hough is not allowed to leave the house without her fitness attire . Someone please make a petition because this stupid outfit is not working for me one bit. Here she is at the Creative Arts Emmy Awards wearing and over-sized doily. God damn awful. » view all 13 photos           Photos: WENN.com

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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers for W April of the Day

The photographer is VICE’s original cover photographer Ryan McGinley, who like VICE has gone totally fucking mainstream, because mainstream is where the money is, and now all these hipster “artists” from the late 90s are billionaires…and why the fuck not, it’s better than the same blue blooded assholes perpetuating bullshit, exploiting the poor…I’ll take my billionaires ex heroin using, drunks from the mean streets of Montreal..before becoming enterprising social climbers documenting cool, which and of itself is so not fucking cool… Well, he shot Anna Ewers, who rhymes with sewers and who reminds me that I’d human centipede her she’s so good, just to have her ass in my face..I don’t care what weird model shit she ate, and what weird model shit I’m eating, I’d just bathe in her septic tank knowing it came from her. I’m romantic like that… But not as romantic as this fashion shoot in the Making of a Murderer scrap yard…high concept, maybe not, but still a better concept than “girl in bed”…from instagram… I dig it… The post Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers for W April of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco’s Fake Tits in Some Stage Show of the Day

I understand why people went to live stage shows in the 1940s, because they didn’t have TV, but in this era of internet and social media, I don’t see much of a point for anyone to leave their house at all, let alone to leave the house to see some chick from TV do some stage performance, song and dance, in some slutty outfit, knowing she won’t get naked, when there are options that are far less lame/// Unless that stage show is straight up stripping at a stripclub while I’m drunk and heckling, by girls who don’t want to be on webcam because they don’t realize they’ll make so much more with their nude bodies…you know actually getting naked and not just wearing some silly little shorts…reading some canned script with some called performance that would be embarassing if she didn’t make 100 million a year… I’m talking vagina in my face for 10 dollars a song…without that – I see no point… I can’t understand how anyone can sit in an audience, for whatever charity this is, thinking… “this is really enjoyable, acting is so cool, I love how she’s reading canned shit at us, it’s great”…even if they are into Kaley Cuoco….even if the only good thing about it is the fake tits, fit divorced body, and outfit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kaley Cuoco’s Fake Tits in Some Stage Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Fitness Picture of the Day

Miley Cyrus is a fitness leader and inspiration to us all… From smoking weed, doing harder drugs than weed, from partying all night, from being a lunatic tumblr girl who doesn’t leave the house, thanks to being Disney to being a popstar, to being a nude model…saying to the world she’s a feminist and that her vagina is her friend…and should be treated as such and celebrated because it’s just a fucking vagina, that’s probably been fucked like a vagina…many fucking times because what else is she to do…and now part of her insanity, is a healthy body…so do your fucking yoga people… The post Miley Cyrus Fitness Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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ASOS Swim of the Day

Here’s some ASOS Swim campaign…it’s bright, it’s bikinis, it is still fucking cold outside, and even when it’s not, you won’t find any girls who look like this in bikinis, but you can pretend…I mean I have been alive for 45 years and on hot as fuck days…Inever see anything like thist…that’s why I don’t leave the house and commit to the internet…or more importantly, my age on TINDER and try to get girls pretending to be 18 to send you bikini pics, since 18 on TINDER counts as checking for ID…sketchy fucking girls with their lies… The post ASOS Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio Bikini Pictures

I don’t know about you guys, but the only thing getting me through this freezing cold winter we’ve been having this year is seeing hotties like  Sara Sampaio here at the beach in Miami. I mean, for one, new bikini pictures from a Victoria’s Secret hottie is just one more good reason to stay parked in front of the computer all day and not to leave the house. But it’s also got my pants region so hot, I’m saving a ton on my heating bills. Photos: Fameflynet

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Nicole Scherzinger In A Super Tight Shirt

Here’s Nicole Scherzinger out in London doing what she does best: giving me a serious pants fire from across the Atlantic. Only this time, instead of putting on one of her patented cleavage shows , Nicole’s got my favorite set of ex-pat funbags stuffed into a tight shirt. Although from the looks of it, maybe not for much longer. I’m telling you guys, this shirt is fighting a losing battle. And I just hope there’s still cameras around when it finally breaks. » view all 29 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Joanna Krupa’s Casual Hotness

From the patented backyard bikini shows to her regular doses of red-carpet hotness , Joanna Krupa has always been my favorite reality star. But if she wants to keep that title heading into 2015, then she’s going to have to step it up a bit. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure Joanna would look smoking hot running errands in a garbage bag, but I thought us bloggers were supposed to be the only ones who are allowed to leave the house in a hoodie and baggy sweatpants. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Joanna Krupa’s Casual Hotness

From the patented backyard bikini shows to her regular doses of red-carpet hotness , Joanna Krupa has always been my favorite reality star. But if she wants to keep that title heading into 2015, then she’s going to have to step it up a bit. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure Joanna would look smoking hot running errands in a garbage bag, but I thought us bloggers were supposed to be the only ones who are allowed to leave the house in a hoodie and baggy sweatpants. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Jonathan Leder’s Fetishism Manifesto Vol 2 of the Day

Jonathan Leder is a friend of mine who I have never actually met, but this is the internet, and it counts, otherwise I’d technically still be a virgin, since all the girls I have been with are from the Internet… I figure we’re at that point in humanity where you don’t need to really leave your house, interact with people, have real interpersonal relationships, or any of that other nonsense, you can just kick it and travel the world on social media and youtube…. That said, Jonathan Leder does leave the house, he’s a great erotic photographer who has done more than just erotic, but who I guess likes erotica because sexuality is awesome…and what better thing to take pics of… He has gone on to start his on skin mag, basically with an old school pin-up/playboy vibe….and this is what he has to say about it: A Study in Fetishisms is a thought provoking, erotic publication. The second volume of ‘A Study in Fetishisms’ embodies the idea of ‘Blondes’ – from dirty to platinum. It is a tribute to the spirit of America, it’s fascinations with life, glamor, beauty and tragedy, and to the women that made, and continue to make, it possible. A Bi-Annual collectible, Volumes 1 & 2 are featured at the PS1 MOMA / MOCA book fairs. Volume 2 is a 5.5 x 8.5″ – 64 Page booklet printed on 80lb dull coated paper, with the best printing possible. Starring Kayslee Collins, Molly Constable, Lindsay Jones, Amy Hood and other lovely ladies. Here is a preview…looks hot to me. FIND OUT MORE HERE

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